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All I want for Christmas is someone who will eventually fall in love with me.comment
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Age: 22
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Thefirefoxfurry
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Consoles Owned: Gameboy, mega drive, SNES, playstation, Dreamcast, Gameboy advance, Gamboy advance SP, Nintendo DS, 3DS XL
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Interests: Gaming, computing, writing, working out
Date Signed Up:2/13/2011
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#848358 - Wait, what's with that look!?  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#848359 - lunargreenhouse (6 hours ago) [-]
what look?
#848352 - I'm orange!  [+] (6 new replies) 7 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#848353 - lunargreenhouse (7 hours ago) [-]
What a coincidence
#848358 - theorangefox (6 hours ago) [-]
Wait, what's with that look!?
#848359 - lunargreenhouse (6 hours ago) [-]
what look?
User avatar #848355 - letriggs (7 hours ago) [-]
GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#848356 - lunargreenhouse (6 hours ago) [-]
Go fuck a cactus
User avatar #848357 - letriggs (6 hours ago) [-]
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnah
#848350 - And stupid. 7 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#848349 - Darkness is calming.  [+] (9 new replies) 7 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#848390 - greedtheavaricious (4 hours ago) [-]
The Void ain't a bad place to be.
#848351 - lunargreenhouse (7 hours ago) [-]
And can be fun with something orange
#848352 - theorangefox (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm orange!
#848353 - lunargreenhouse (7 hours ago) [-]
What a coincidence
#848358 - theorangefox (6 hours ago) [-]
Wait, what's with that look!?
#848359 - lunargreenhouse (6 hours ago) [-]
what look?
User avatar #848355 - letriggs (7 hours ago) [-]
GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#848356 - lunargreenhouse (6 hours ago) [-]
Go fuck a cactus
User avatar #848357 - letriggs (6 hours ago) [-]
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnah
#75485 - The type of girl I'm into would hopefully enjoy playing games.… 7 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 0
#14068 - For a bit  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on theorangefox's profile 0
User avatar #14069 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
okay :3
#14066 - ssshhh  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on theorangefox's profile 0
User avatar #14067 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
a-at least put your arms around me
User avatar #14068 - theorangefox (8 hours ago) [-]
For a bit
User avatar #14069 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
okay :3
#14064 - no ty  [+] (5 new replies) 8 hours ago on theorangefox's profile 0
User avatar #14065 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
;____;
User avatar #14066 - theorangefox (8 hours ago) [-]
ssshhh
User avatar #14067 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
a-at least put your arms around me
User avatar #14068 - theorangefox (8 hours ago) [-]
For a bit
User avatar #14069 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
okay :3
#14062 - No ty 8 hours ago on theorangefox's profile 0
#14060 - let you hug me I guess  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on theorangefox's profile 0
User avatar #14061 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
sure you don't want to touch?
User avatar #14062 - theorangefox (8 hours ago) [-]
No ty
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#13933 - theorangefox (12/11/2014) [-]
stickied by theorangefox
I like to help people and feel useful, if there's anything you need help with, I will try and do my best. It's what I'm good at.
User avatar #13984 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Let's use dis den
User avatar #14034 to #13984 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
that's good :3
User avatar #14037 to #14034 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Yusss
So
You up to much?
User avatar #14039 to #14037 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
talking to my mum and dad right now on the phone. you?
User avatar #14041 to #14039 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
About what? :o
Just playing sum last of us and chatting :3
User avatar #14043 to #14041 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
life
oh? good to hear
User avatar #14045 to #14043 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Doesn't sound like a pleasant conversation
User avatar #14046 to #14045 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
whu
no
just normal
User avatar #14048 to #14046 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
O I see
I just
Thought
It wasn't nice
User avatar #14029 to #14025 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Biboi~
User avatar #14031 to #14029 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
dead meat.
User avatar #14032 to #14031 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Hmmmm
Naaah
User avatar #14038 to #14033 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Cutie~
User avatar #13985 to #13984 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
Maybe if you delete all the lewd comments you won't lag so hard.
User avatar #14063 to #13985 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
t-there's a lot fo good stuff to touch though
like my waist
my back
my hips
my butt
User avatar #14065 to #14064 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
;____;
User avatar #14067 to #14066 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
a-at least put your arms around me
User avatar #14068 to #14067 - theorangefox (8 hours ago) [-]
For a bit
User avatar #14069 to #14068 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
okay :3
User avatar #13986 to #13985 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Buh my profile has less comments than yours at the moment
User avatar #13987 to #13986 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
Then why is it ******* slow?
User avatar #13988 to #13987 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
I dunno lel
Ask sum1
biboi
User avatar #13989 to #13988 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
The **** you calling bi, faggot!
User avatar #13990 to #13989 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh please, he told me
User avatar #13993 to #13990 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
whu?
User avatar #14014 to #13993 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
Thirsty?
User avatar #14052 to #14051 - theorangefox (8 hours ago) [-]
Knowing you, you'd do something to make me budge
User avatar #14054 to #14053 - theorangefox (8 hours ago) [-]
Earlier I imagined you being excited while hugging me from behind.
User avatar #14055 to #14054 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
mhm
but more from the front, gotta snuggle into those muscllleesss
User avatar #14056 to #14055 - theorangefox (8 hours ago) [-]
I have back muscle too...
User avatar #14057 to #14056 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
yes, you do~
User avatar #14058 to #14057 - theorangefox (8 hours ago) [-]
And veins everywhere
User avatar #14059 to #14058 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
yepyep

w-what would you do?
User avatar #14060 to #14059 - theorangefox (8 hours ago) [-]
let you hug me I guess
User avatar #14061 to #14060 - bikkie (8 hours ago) [-]
sure you don't want to touch?
User avatar #14062 to #14061 - theorangefox (8 hours ago) [-]
No ty
User avatar #14015 to #14014 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
mhm!
User avatar #14016 to #14015 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
*unzips*

Here, I have a capri sun in my pocket, it's still cold.
User avatar #14020 to #14016 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
yay :3
User avatar #14024 to #14020 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
SO, anybody mess with you today that I need to brutally maim?
User avatar #14027 to #14024 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
nope ^^
you?
User avatar #14030 to #14027 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
As if anyone would dare.
User avatar #14035 to #14030 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
i might ;3
User avatar #14036 to #14035 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
You? You can't even make me budge!
User avatar #14044 to #14036 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
not that mess with silly
User avatar #14049 to #14047 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
I'll make something budge, for sure ;3
User avatar #14050 to #14049 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
I don't doubt that
User avatar #13995 to #13993 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Wasn't talking bout you, dun worry
User avatar #13997 to #13995 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
o-oh
User avatar #14000 to #13997 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
you're still ghei tho :3
User avatar #14001 to #14000 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
it is true
i do love penis
#14005 to #14002 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
only i post marty ;__;
#14007 to #14005 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
omg fine sorry
#14017 to #14009 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
So how you been anyway?
User avatar #14021 to #14017 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
aliiiiveee
napping a lot
you?
User avatar #14023 to #14021 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Ya better been fapping too!
I'm great! Was at a concert few days ago, got high and it was amazing :3
I was just so damn horny, it was annoying as fuuuuuck
User avatar #14026 to #14023 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
o-oh
sorry to hear it :c
User avatar #14028 to #14026 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
But I've been great nonetheless! Just a minor thing :3
User avatar #13992 to #13991 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Aha, so you want him too!
User avatar #13994 to #13992 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
Idiot, I was trying to guess who you were talking about.
User avatar #13996 to #13994 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Sure sure :3
User avatar #13998 to #13996 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
Get bent.
User avatar #13999 to #13998 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
So you want me to bend over now?
User avatar #14003 to #13999 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, so I can kick you out!
User avatar #14004 to #14003 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Still kinda gay, asking someone to bend over
User avatar #14006 to #14004 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
*kicks you*
User avatar #14008 to #14006 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
User avatar #14010 to #14008 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
*slits your throat*
User avatar #14018 to #14010 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
You're so ******* gay ;D
User avatar #14019 to #14018 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
You're so ******* dead!
User avatar #14022 to #14019 - tindarin (9 hours ago) [-]
Naaaah
User avatar #14011 to #14010 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
wow that's a bit far :c
User avatar #14012 to #14011 - theorangefox (9 hours ago) [-]
He'll live. What do you want? Are you hungry again?
User avatar #14013 to #14012 - bikkie (9 hours ago) [-]
i just ate, so no
but thanks :3
#13982 - pineapplechunkss (13 hours ago) [-]
I heard you have sads....
I heard you have sads....




User avatar #13983 to #13982 - theorangefox (13 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, but I really want to be physically held.
#13972 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
You have a very big dick
kthnxbye
User avatar #13973 to #13972 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
No, thank you.
#13975 to #13973 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
you should make a video.
pls pls
User avatar #13976 to #13975 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Too shy, but I have a GIF.
#13977 to #13976 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
where can I find it?
User avatar #13980 to #13979 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
I was aware that was you.
#13963 - TheShadowHog (12/16/2014) [-]
the first kurama profile ive seen on here
#13964 to #13963 - theorangefox (12/16/2014) [-]
I can be whatever fox I want to
#13967 to #13966 - TheShadowHog (12/16/2014) [-]
so whats going on then mr orange fox?
User avatar #13968 to #13967 - theorangefox (12/16/2014) [-]
Nothing much, tried the new game mode on League. It's pretty meh.
#13969 to #13968 - TheShadowHog (12/16/2014) [-]
i havent played league since they introduced the nin tailed fox girl
User avatar #13970 to #13969 - theorangefox (12/16/2014) [-]
Oh, you mean Ahri? Never played her.
User avatar #13954 to #13953 - theorangefox (12/16/2014) [-]
Too slow.
User avatar #13955 to #13954 - josuke ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
YEAH WELL I TRIED
User avatar #13956 to #13955 - theorangefox (12/16/2014) [-]
A true pervert sees all.
User avatar #13957 to #13956 - josuke ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
I TRIED SO HARD
User avatar #13958 to #13957 - theorangefox (12/16/2014) [-]
There there.
User avatar #13959 to #13958 - josuke ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
BUT GOT SO FAR
User avatar #13960 to #13959 - theorangefox (12/16/2014) [-]
The booty doe.
User avatar #13961 to #13960 - josuke ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Is so good
User avatar #13962 to #13961 - theorangefox (12/16/2014) [-]
Wide hips and tiny waist gives me lewd thoughts. Especially since I have big hands to hold said waist from behind~
User avatar #13945 to #13944 - joshlol (12/15/2014) [-]
ASPECT OF THE FOX
User avatar #13947 to #13945 - posttwo (12/15/2014) [-]
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY
User avatar #13949 to #13947 - joshlol (12/15/2014) [-]
oh god
User avatar #13950 to #13949 - posttwo (12/15/2014) [-]
SNOOP ON DA PROFILE
SNOOP ON DA
#13948 to #13946 - fjponythread (12/15/2014) [-]
Pssst
The Fox in the Stable~
User avatar #13951 to #13948 - theorangefox (12/15/2014) [-]
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
User avatar #13942 to #13941 - theorangefox (12/13/2014) [-]
There can be only one!
User avatar #13934 - posttwo (12/11/2014) [-]
theorangefox <3
User avatar #13936 to #13935 - posttwo (12/11/2014) [-]
I unbanana'd you
you silly !
User avatar #13937 to #13936 - theorangefox (12/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot, this account means a lot to me. Suppose I owe you one
User avatar #13938 to #13937 - posttwo (12/11/2014) [-]
Not really
the account also means a lot to me
Like your name
and mascot
it brings back memories
User avatar #13939 to #13938 - theorangefox (12/11/2014) [-]
I'm glad to hear that it holds value to you.
User avatar #13940 to #13939 - posttwo (12/11/2014) [-]
<3
I just came here to make a reminder for alter :|
User avatar #13928 to #13927 - majormayor (12/09/2014) [-]
So, do you?
User avatar #13929 to #13928 - theorangefox (12/09/2014) [-]
Yes, but I find fat offensive.
User avatar #13930 to #13929 - majormayor (12/09/2014) [-]
How come?
User avatar #13931 to #13930 - theorangefox (12/09/2014) [-]
I prefer using plump, chubby, big or thick to describe women
User avatar #13932 to #13931 - majormayor (12/09/2014) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #13924 - plataeiou (12/09/2014) [-]
lawd o'mercy
User avatar #13917 to #13916 - theorangefox (12/05/2014) [-]
I appreciate the effort, but why? I said I didn't want to bother people.
User avatar #13918 to #13917 - thegentleluger (12/05/2014) [-]
The idea to draw it came into my head and I just did it.
#13920 to #13918 - theorangefox (12/06/2014) [-]
Wait, you DREW this? Holy 						****					!
Wait, you DREW this? Holy **** !
User avatar #13921 to #13920 - thegentleluger (12/06/2014) [-]
Yus. I drew et
User avatar #13922 to #13921 - theorangefox (12/06/2014) [-]
It looks wicked man
User avatar #13919 to #13918 - theorangefox (12/05/2014) [-]
Cool I guess.
#13909 - goldfangz (12/01/2014) [-]
can i talk to you for a bit?   
   
its a bit serious
can i talk to you for a bit?

its a bit serious
User avatar #13910 to #13909 - theorangefox (12/01/2014) [-]
Sure, go ahead.
User avatar #13911 to #13910 - goldfangz (12/01/2014) [-]
say youre an intern at some place

you get treated like a bag of ****
your bosses dont respect you
you gotta do all the **** things that got nothing to do with school while they do **** all
you are the only employee there. just you and the bosses
you dont get paid while otehrs do get paid
you have to make long hours

would you if given the opportunity, leave it and go to anotehr place, a proper office instead of doing chores at some guys house
User avatar #13912 to #13911 - theorangefox (12/01/2014) [-]
Of course I'd ******* leave. And no pay!? What the **** ? Get out of there man!
User avatar #13914 to #13912 - goldfangz (12/01/2014) [-]
also yeah im gonna quit that
#13913 to #13912 - goldfangz (12/01/2014) [-]
it hurts man   
   
today was the only day i can remember where i was constantly reminded that i have a dissease
it hurts man

today was the only day i can remember where i was constantly reminded that i have a dissease
#13901 - someponynew (11/25/2014) [-]
hrrd you liek foxy.
hrrd you liek foxy.
#13902 to #13901 - theorangefox (11/25/2014) [-]
Bitch pls, I had that pic ages ago!

The gesture is nice though.
User avatar #13897 to #13781 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
are you trying to b8 me mate?
User avatar #13898 to #13897 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Me? Do such a thing?
Nooooooooooooooo
User avatar #13899 to #13898 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Seems like it.
User avatar #13900 to #13899 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Fagt I'm being sarcastic
User avatar #13862 to #13781 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
I guess it would take someone else to make me.
User avatar #13863 to #13862 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Haha, you never know~
User avatar #13864 to #13863 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Very true despite my doubts.
User avatar #13865 to #13864 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
I'm seriously starting to pass out soon
User avatar #13867 to #13865 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah it's getting late. I'm gonna head off. G'night!
User avatar #13882 to #13867 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Oi mate, did I offend you or something
User avatar #13884 to #13883 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
I see, just checking
User avatar #13885 to #13884 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Trust me, you'd know.
User avatar #13886 to #13885 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Better safe than sorry~
User avatar #13887 to #13886 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Very true.
User avatar #13888 to #13887 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
So how was your day?
User avatar #13889 to #13888 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Not bad. Went to help out at some youth club and learnt a bit of Martial arts
User avatar #13890 to #13889 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Aaaww shiiiit
Sounds kinda fun actually, hope it was worth it going there
User avatar #13891 to #13890 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Oh it was, who better to teach it than a friend of mine?
User avatar #13892 to #13891 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
I think Bruce Lee could be a tad better
User avatar #13893 to #13892 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Well obviously
User avatar #13894 to #13893 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
You clearly weren't aware of this, so I had to clarify it to you
User avatar #13895 to #13894 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
I was fully aware.
User avatar #13896 to #13895 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Lol naw mate
User avatar #13868 to #13867 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Nini mister brit
Chat later, stay safe
User avatar #13842 to #13781 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
To bad I don't know how to keep a convo going
User avatar #13843 to #13842 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Just ask about anything~
About the weather
How they're doing
What they're doing
Or anything you'd just like to know
User avatar #13844 to #13843 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
My lack of confidence holds me back.
User avatar #13845 to #13844 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
I'm a pretty laid back guy, just ask anything!
User avatar #13846 to #13845 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
I meant irl. I even tried to get girls interested in me to no avail. What girl is gonna be interested in computer nerd junk anyway?
User avatar #13847 to #13846 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Well first of all you gotta try and stop calling yourself with names like that
User avatar #13848 to #13847 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
I can't, I am my own worst critic.
User avatar #13849 to #13848 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Well I'm pretty sure self esteem would help you in being mroe social or whatnot
User avatar #13850 to #13849 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
I have as much self esteem as the UK has fair tax laws
User avatar #13851 to #13850 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
kek
oh well, that's the advice I'm able to give ya
User avatar #13852 to #13851 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Believe me I wish it were that easy
User avatar #13853 to #13852 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
I never said I had high self esteem
User avatar #13855 to #13854 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah ***** , I got low self esteem
User avatar #13856 to #13855 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Someone like me shouldn't, but I do.
User avatar #13857 to #13856 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Wait what
Do what?
I'm tired, kinda missed what you said
User avatar #13858 to #13857 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
I shouldn't have low self esteem really. People say I've got a lot going for me especially in terms of my body.
User avatar #13859 to #13858 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Well your mind simply won't work that simply or whatnot
User avatar #13860 to #13859 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
I suppose so, it's hard for me to appreciate myself.
User avatar #13861 to #13860 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Oh do I know that feeling.
I dunno if there's really anything I like about myself
#13822 to #13781 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
In reality I'm a lot nicer.

Too nice sometimes. I put other lives before mine.
#13823 to #13822 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
I noticed that earlier
I used to be like that, it isn't healthy
#13824 to #13823 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, especially considering some people.
Yeah, especially considering some people.
#13825 to #13824 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
What do ya mean with that?
#13826 to #13825 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
I've been taken advantage of before, it cost me my first kiss. Luckily nothing else.
#13827 to #13826 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Well I'm glad you didn't lose anything major and stuffs. Woulda been bad.
Be right back I'll go for a fag
#13828 to #13827 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Bad habits are bad.
Bad habits are bad.
#13829 to #13828 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
What do ya mean?
#13830 to #13829 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm neither a smoker nor drinker myself. That's another thing that makes me different.
#13831 to #13830 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Oh, well smoking used to help me, still does sometimes. Drinking is just a fun thing to do every now and then.
You're not too different if you don't do either of those
#13832 to #13831 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Well I know a lot of people who do.
User avatar #13834 to #13833 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
A few were surprised I don't do that stuff.
#13835 to #13834 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Don't be silly, people do different things.
User avatar #13836 to #13835 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
That they do.
User avatar #13837 to #13836 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
I'm guessing this conversation is starting to bore you
Oh well, thanks for talking with me
User avatar #13838 to #13837 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Sorry, I'm not the most interesting person in the world.
User avatar #13839 to #13838 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Hmm, nah. Wouldn't say so
User avatar #13841 to #13840 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
I found our chat interesting enough. And new people are always fun!
#13802 to #13781 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Compliments are weird.
#13803 to #13802 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Nah, you're just being silly
#13804 to #13803 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Maybe I am, I'm not as used to things as other people are.
#13806 to #13805 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Because I'm different.
#13807 to #13806 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
You don't seem too different
#13808 to #13807 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
I'm treated differently from others, that's why.
I'm treated differently from others, that's why.
#13810 to #13809 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Long story, goes back to my secondary school years. Though I wasn't alone, I found 2 others just like me.
#13811 to #13810 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Well, maybe I can hear the story sometime~
Glad you found friends though
#13812 to #13811 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
I don't know where I would have been without them. I guess very alone, quiet and unnoticed like a ghost.
I don't know where I would have been without them. I guess very alone, quiet and unnoticed like a ghost.
#13813 to #13812 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Friends make everything better
#13814 to #13813 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Friends for life do.
#13815 to #13814 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Suppose you're right
#13816 to #13815 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
You're...not alone are you?
#13817 to #13816 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Nah, not really.
#13818 to #13817 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Good. I was wrong about you, you're alright.
#13819 to #13818 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
Heh, not the first time I've heard that.
I always act like a cunt and if ya get to know me a bit, I'm not too bad
#13820 to #13819 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
I'm the one who's stupid. I can't get rid of old habits and always act cold.
#13821 to #13820 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
It's not a bad thing to act cold, I sometimes prefer that
#13782 to #13781 - theorangefox (11/23/2014) [-]
You again? I already told you there's no D for you!
#13784 to #13783 - theorangefox (11/23/2014) [-]
You haven't even seen it!
#13786 to #13785 - theorangefox (11/23/2014) [-]
What makes you think you're a worthy candidate like the others?
#13788 to #13787 - theorangefox (11/23/2014) [-]
That's right, I may have shown it off a few times. Shocked a few even.
#13789 to #13788 - tindarin (11/23/2014) [-]
I'm sure it's not that small
#13790 to #13789 - theorangefox (11/23/2014) [-]
What made you come up with that assumption!?
#13791 to #13790 - tindarin (11/23/2014) [-]
The fact that I like being a little ****
#13792 to #13791 - theorangefox (11/23/2014) [-]
You're doing a good job.
#13793 to #13792 - tindarin (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh I know, I've been doing this for a long while
#13794 to #13793 - theorangefox (11/23/2014) [-]
If I give you what you want, will you go away?
#13795 to #13794 - tindarin (11/23/2014) [-]
But I want someone to talk with
#13796 to #13795 - theorangefox (11/23/2014) [-]
You'd talk to a boring freak nerd like me?
#13797 to #13796 - tindarin (11/23/2014) [-]
You seemed like a cool guy to talk with, so why not
#13798 to #13797 - theorangefox (11/23/2014) [-]
Okay what did you do?
Okay what did you do?
#13799 to #13798 - tindarin (11/23/2014) [-]
Huh? Do when?
#13800 to #13799 - theorangefox (11/24/2014) [-]
Nobody ever calls me cool out of the blue!
#13801 to #13800 - tindarin (11/24/2014) [-]
And yet I just did
User avatar #13670 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Doesn't shift in the slightest on top of your head.*

"Umm... which way? Towards the male-portion of a species or the pony bit?"
User avatar #13773 to #13670 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Mhm, I don't feel so shy anymore. I feel lovely.
User avatar #13774 to #13773 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
'I'm glad to hear that, Orange.'

*She sighs and sets her head on the recliner pillow, smiling warmly.*
User avatar #13775 to #13774 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
So uh, what else do you want to know about me?
User avatar #13776 to #13775 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy is quiet for a bit, breathing quietly. Finally she opens an eye.*

'Where are you from? Somewhere in Equestria, or one of the outlying kingdoms?'
User avatar #13777 to #13776 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
I'm definitely not from Equestria. I know nothing of my parents either, and I'm clueless about my origin. All I know is I used to be...human.
User avatar #13779 to #13777 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
(btw, do you have a Steam? We could totally do this on there.)
User avatar #13780 to #13779 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
(theorangefox, there'll be a picture of a fox looking like the sniper.)
User avatar #13778 to #13777 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Both of Alvy's eyes open, and you're faced for the first time with the full force of her brilliant, sky-blue eyes. She regards you with single-minded interest and curiosity.*

'A human... Brother knows a lot about humans...'
User avatar #13753 to #13670 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
H-hey what are you plotting? You trying to make me blush again it won't happen!
User avatar #13754 to #13753 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy picks him up and sets him on the counter, brushing his tail.*

'And don't you just have the most fantastic tails I've ever seen~'
User avatar #13755 to #13754 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
D-don't be silly. It's just a stupid tail. I can summon up to nine of them, but I only keep one most of the time since they get in the way, especially in this tiny form!
User avatar #13756 to #13755 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy looks at her tail.*

'... I could probably have multiple. But that'd be just silly. I'm a pone.'

*She lays her head on the counter and kisses his nose.*

'My little cutie pie.'
User avatar #13757 to #13756 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*blushes again* w-why are you doing all this for me?
User avatar #13758 to #13757 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy quietly brushes you with her hoof for a moment, then smiles honestly.*

'Because, Orange. I have a talent for sensing good pones. Or in your case, Kyuubi. And, well... I like you. You're a neat little guy. Even if you've got a bit of a silly temper.'

*She giggles.*
User avatar #13759 to #13758 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
I'm not silly! Just...shy. That's why I hid earlier.
User avatar #13760 to #13759 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
'And there's nothing wrong with that, Orange hon.'

*She opens a hoof for him to hug her.*
User avatar #13761 to #13760 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*hugs her tightly feeling my heart thump in its chest*
User avatar #13762 to #13761 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy giggles and hugs you tight, swaying back and forth a little, her mane falling over you, sheltering you between her soft chest fluff and her faintly fragrant mane.*
User avatar #13763 to #13762 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*rests my head on her chest* your mane smells lovely!
User avatar #13764 to #13763 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy blushes a little and squeezes you a little.*

'W-Well thank you, Orange. That's very sweet of you.'
User avatar #13765 to #13764 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*doesn't say anything for a while, just enjoying the gentle hug*
User avatar #13766 to #13765 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy slowly makes her way to a cozy recliner, sliding up onto the seat and pushing it back, turning to her side and cradling you against her chest, humming peacefully.*
User avatar #13767 to #13766 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
You have a lovely aura, l-like an angel!
User avatar #13768 to #13767 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy flushes pink, giggling a bit differently than before.*

'T-Thanks Orange, that's so very sweet of you. Yours is like a volcano, corked up in a bottle. Its fascinating~'
User avatar #13769 to #13768 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess I can be a little dynamic!
User avatar #13770 to #13769 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*She giggles softer.*

'Dynamic, huh?'
User avatar #13771 to #13770 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, well one minute I'm calm, next I'm red as a tomato!
User avatar #13772 to #13771 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy smiles and gently brushes his ears.*

'And now? Nice and calm?'
User avatar #13733 to #13670 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
B-because I thought you'd get the wrong idea!
User avatar #13734 to #13733 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy tilts her head.*

'The wrong idea?'
User avatar #13735 to #13734 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
N-never mind, really. And thanks for the chocolate! dammit orange, you sound like a loser!
User avatar #13736 to #13735 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy smiles softly and kisses his cheek, nuzzling him.*

'Such a cutie.'

*She goes back to nibbling on her chocolate, standing careful so she doesn't upset him.*
User avatar #13737 to #13736 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
I-I'm sorry I'm freaking out. I'm...just not used to being treated with such kindness is all...
User avatar #13738 to #13737 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
'Don't be sorry, Orange. I understand it may be a little strange for you.'

*She blushes and twiddles with a lock of her mane.*

'I, umm... was serious, you know. I-If you'd like to come... live with me.'
User avatar #13739 to #13738 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Really!? Sure! I don't have anywhere better to be!
User avatar #13740 to #13739 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy giggles and nuzzles you again.*

'Glad to hear it, cutie.'

*She pulls her own crystal ball out of her bag.*

'Wanna head to your new home?'
User avatar #13741 to #13740 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Sure! Do I have my own room too!?
User avatar #13742 to #13741 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy rolls her eyes playfully.*

'If you'd like, we could set you up with your own room.'
User avatar #13743 to #13742 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
If it's too much trouble I can sleep in yours! I mean obviously in a spare bed! Or on the floor!
User avatar #13744 to #13743 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy giggles and sets the now flashing crystal on the floor, a ripple appearing in front of them.*

'I have no issue with you sleeping in my bed, Orange. My room isn't large enough for a spare and I can't tell you to sleep on the floor. You're not an animal, Orange.'
User avatar #13745 to #13744 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*blushes and goes silent as the crystal continues flashing*
User avatar #13746 to #13745 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy lifts a hoof and the ripple opens, Alvy hopping through into a very homey little living room, a fire crackling in the hearth. A young blue mare naps on a couch in front of the fireplace. Alvy giggles.*

'Oh Diamond, I told you to just leave the package here.'
User avatar #13747 to #13746 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
A-another mare? Who's your friend?
User avatar #13748 to #13747 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy pulls a blanket over her.*

'This is Diamond, a good friend of mine, and also one of my biggest business partners. She trades for the gems I need to do my magic.'

*She giggles.*

'I'm sorry, you probably wanna see your new home and here I am boring you about my work.'
User avatar #13749 to #13748 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Hehe, I don't need gems. My power comes from within *sticks out my chest showing off a little*
User avatar #13750 to #13749 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy grins and picks you up with her magic, hanging you upside down for a moment before setting you on her back.*

'As does mine. But some of the more advanced surgeries I perform require certain... settings.'

*She turns and gently nuzzles your chest.*

'And look at you, mister fierce-fire~ So big and strong~'
User avatar #13751 to #13750 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*blushes again* Y-yeah whatever. Your c-compliments won't work on me, hmph!
User avatar #13752 to #13751 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy giggles and sets down her bags, careful not to push you off.*

'Won't work on you huh?'

*She turns back front and lifts her chin, making a thoughtful humming sound.*
User avatar #13713 to #13670 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Snickers, I love Snickers!
User avatar #13714 to #13713 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
'Hmm... Snickers... Snickers...'

*She pokes through her bag.*

'Oh!'

*She pulls out a King-sized Snickers bar.*
User avatar #13715 to #13714 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
AWESOME *wolfs it down getting caramel on my face*
User avatar #13716 to #13715 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy laughs a bit louder and gives your face a soft lick, lapping up the caramel.*

'My my, you are so messy!'
User avatar #13717 to #13716 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*blushes harder* h-hey cut that out!
User avatar #13718 to #13717 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*She smiles and gently rubs behind your ears.*

'Oh calm down, I was just cleaning you up~'
User avatar #13719 to #13718 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh no, my weakness! *falls flat on the ground going limp as she scratches my ears*
User avatar #13720 to #13719 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy giggles and picks you up gently and sets you in her lap, slowly rubbing your ears.*
User avatar #13721 to #13720 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*drools a little as my ears twitch with no control over my body*
User avatar #13722 to #13721 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy hums softly as she moves a hoof to your tummy, rubbing gently.*

'Aren't you just the cutest thing~'

*She brings you up to her face and rubs her muzzle against your soft tummy fur.*

'I just wanna take you home and keep you forever'
User avatar #13723 to #13722 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
wha- bu- I-I thought you were supposed to be doing research!?
User avatar #13724 to #13723 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*She holds you up in front of her by your sides, giggling.*

'Oh, but how can I help snuggling you! You're just so precious!~'
User avatar #13725 to #13724 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*tries to hide my face but closes my eyes instead* stupid, kind, pretty pony!
User avatar #13726 to #13725 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy smiles and sets you down, and you feel a bit of her mane wrap around you as she sets you on her shoulder. She gently nuzzles you with her cheek.*

'How's that? All comfy?'
User avatar #13727 to #13726 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Very comfy *manages to relax feeling slightly less nervous*
User avatar #13728 to #13727 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy nibbles on some of her chocolate, and then licks her lips and stops.*

'Hey Orange?'
User avatar #13729 to #13728 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*raises my head some* Hmm?
User avatar #13730 to #13729 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy brushes a bit of mane from her face and glances at you.*

'... Did you really call me pretty earlier?'
User avatar #13731 to #13730 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Ah! W-well it's just you know, I uh, um sorry, that must have creeped you out so much!
User avatar #13732 to #13731 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy giggles softly and kisses your cheek.*

'Why would I be creeped out, Orange? I thought you were rather charming, in your own cute way.'
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User avatar #13692 to #13670 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*dispells my tail shield looking around* what? where, where is she!?
User avatar #13694 to #13692 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*You hear a soft giggle as she steps closer, leaning down.*

'So, you're a Kyuubi, huh?'

*Gold simply smirks behind his hoof at your excitement.*
User avatar #13695 to #13694 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*blushes and scurries under a table*
User avatar #13696 to #13695 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
'Awww!'

*She trots after you, ducking down to look under the table.*

'It's okay, cutie... I'm not gonna hurt you...'
User avatar #13697 to #13696 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Away with you! *tries to breath flame, managing only a spark that pops in my face making me sneeze* GODDAMN **** , I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN I'M FLUSTERED.
User avatar #13698 to #13697 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
'Now now, that's not very nice.'

*With a gentle hoof she smooths down the fur ruffled by your spark.*
User avatar #13699 to #13698 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
S-sorry. Hey that tickles! *fidgets*
User avatar #13700 to #13699 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*She smiles sweetly and kisses your nose.*

'There. All better.'
User avatar #13701 to #13700 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*hides my face shivering nervously*
User avatar #13702 to #13701 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Alvy looks over at Gold worriedly.*

'I think I may be scaring him...'

"I honestly couldn't tell ya, sis. Just met him myself."
User avatar #13703 to #13702 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*comes out under the table* No, you're not scary, you're lovely! I-uh crap, said that out loud...
User avatar #13704 to #13703 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*She giggles, her soft grey cheeks tinting an even softer red.*

'Aww, such a sweetie.'

*She leans back down on eye level with you.*

'And what's your name, Kyuubi?'
User avatar #13705 to #13704 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
J-just call me orange.
User avatar #13706 to #13705 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
'Well okay, Orange. My name's Alveryss-'

*She giggles.*

'But you can just call me Alvy.'
User avatar #13707 to #13706 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Freezes up not knowing what to say next.
User avatar #13708 to #13707 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*She smiles softly as you notice out of the corner of your eye Gold sneaking out through a portal. Before you can react it snaps shut, leaving you in the room. Alone. With Alvy. She rummages about in her bag and pulls out a biscuit.*

'Would you like some?'
User avatar #13709 to #13708 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*sniffs at it* oh boy is it chocolate!?
User avatar #13710 to #13709 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
'Oh, um, no. It's just a buttered biscuit. I do have plenty of chocolate though...'

*She blushes brighter and taps her hooves together, giggling cutely.*

'I have a mean sweet tooth... hehe~'
User avatar #13711 to #13710 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Bring it on, I love chocolate!
User avatar #13712 to #13711 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*Laughing lightly she lifts a chocolate bar from her bag, then turns back to you.*

'Which kind of chocolate do you prefer?'
User avatar #13672 to #13670 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Male portion
#13673 to #13672 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
"Good to know, I guess? Though I wasn't hitting on you. I've got a wife."
User avatar #13674 to #13673 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Shame *grins* what about a sister?
#13675 to #13674 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
"Yeah, her name's Alveryss. She's a doctor."
User avatar #13676 to #13675 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*shrinks back down going back to one tail* A nurse eh?
#13677 to #13676 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
"Yep. Well, kinda. She went to school for white magic, ya know. Healing."

*He pauses.*

"She can be a little weird sometimes, but she's very sweet."
User avatar #13678 to #13677 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
White magic? Interesting. Well I'm rather skilled in pyromancy!
User avatar #13679 to #13678 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
"Well of course, you're a Kyuubi. A nine-tail. So, I'm guessing this means you wanna meet her?"
User avatar #13680 to #13679 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Aye, but don't confuse me with Kurama! I'm nothing like him. Sure I don't mind saying hi.
User avatar #13681 to #13680 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
"Kurama wasn't even on my mind. Lemme just give her a call quick. She's always interested in studying rare species."
User avatar #13682 to #13681 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh? Awesome. And me, rare? I'm flattered!
User avatar #13683 to #13682 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
"Really? Who'd have known I would flatter you."

*He rummages through his mane and pulls out a small crystal orb and taps it against his hoof a few times. It hums to life, glowing.*

'Hello? Gold, is that you? What's up?'
User avatar #13684 to #13683 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
Alright, don't get too big headed now!
User avatar #13685 to #13684 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
"Me, getting big-headed? Says the ******* nine-tailed Kyuubi."

'YOU FOUND A NINE-TAIL!?'

"Now you've done it."
User avatar #13686 to #13685 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
I-Is she going to take me apart? Starting to consider if this was a good idea or not!
User avatar #13687 to #13686 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
'Oh no no, I'd never hurt you you sweet little thing! I'll be there in a moment!'

*They hear loud rummaging and chairs scooting, Gold chuckling louder.*
User avatar #13688 to #13687 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
*blushes* she...sounds nice...
User avatar #13689 to #13688 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
"I told you she was the sweetest thing."

*The orb goes dark, flickering lightly. Gold taps it a few times, then sets it down. He gently pokes you, moving away.*

"You may wanna step back."
User avatar #13690 to #13689 - theorangefox (11/21/2014) [-]
I'll be fine! *summons my tails wrapping them around me* these aren't just for swatting flies you know! In-fact they're pretty dangerous!
#13691 to #13690 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
*With a sputter and spark a rift opens above the orb and a light grey mare leaps through, a pair of saddle-bags strapped across her back. A small eddy of air bursts out as she does, buffeting your tails for a moment. The rift closes and the mare sighs, pulling at her mane.*

'Sigh... honestly... why is it always my hair...?'
User avatar #13671 to #13670 - wolfenbanes (11/21/2014) [-]
(Moved here cause I think rp'ing is frowned upon on board.)
User avatar #13663 - plataeiou (11/20/2014) [-]
Fuzzy wuzzy!
User avatar #13665 to #13664 - plataeiou (11/20/2014) [-]
fuzzy foxes
User avatar #13667 to #13666 - plataeiou (11/20/2014) [-]
SO FLUFFY
User avatar #13669 to #13668 - plataeiou (11/20/2014) [-]
everywhere mang
#13639 - foxrock (11/18/2014) [-]
I can see into the future!
This is you and your future sweetheart.
She's a looker.
User avatar #13641 to #13639 - theorangefox (11/18/2014) [-]
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE THIS JOKE HAS BEEN DONE OVER 9000 TIMES
User avatar #13640 to #13639 - theorangefox (11/18/2014) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHA

IT'S FUNNY COS ORANGE LIKES PLUMP GIRLS

NO PLEASE STOP I'M DYING

THIS IS TOO FUNNY I SWEAR

HOLY **** MY SIDES.
User avatar #13643 to #13640 - foxrock (11/18/2014) [-]
Chill out, dude.
User avatar #13644 to #13643 - theorangefox (11/18/2014) [-]
10/10 most original joke ever
#13648 to #13644 - foxrock (11/18/2014) [-]
You don't see me spazzing out when you call me foxcock.
Hard to believe, but if I had a euro for every time I heard that **** ...
User avatar #13651 to #13648 - theorangefox (11/18/2014) [-]
I'm the only one that calls you that, not an entire thread of people who think I love landwhales.

God it feels good not being in that place
User avatar #13654 to #13651 - foxrock (11/18/2014) [-]
No you're not.

And you do love landwhales. I've seen the tumblr **** you've posted before.
User avatar #13655 to #13654 - theorangefox (11/18/2014) [-]
K

anyway what do you want? You've already taken the piss out of me.
#13658 to #13655 - foxrock (11/18/2014) [-]
Just wanted to show you that **** .
I thought it was funny.
User avatar #13659 to #13658 - theorangefox (11/18/2014) [-]
Hilarious.
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