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#87 - I'll be damned. A decent-ass human being. Thumb for you, for b… 04/06/2014 on OC +2
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#110 - Standard: Rakdos Aggro Modern: Pod Commander: Geth 01/18/2014 on Battle of Wits 0
#303 - I think you mean degrees of freedom. 01/11/2014 on Countries That Use Fahrenheit +6
#85 - **theonlytinman rolls 52,354** 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#3 - I've... I've never seen that reaction gif outside of the *… 12/21/2013 on Oh you! 0
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User avatar #1898 - theonlytinman (11/30/2013) [-]
**theonlytinman rolls 280**
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#13 - Don't worry. Your brother Marines are feeling it too. If I don… 10/08/2013 on Problems 0
#307 - We have no clue how long the cab drive was. Or maybe he wasn't… 10/08/2013 on taxi 0
#33 - Obviously its a joke. But I fear that a lot of people are gett…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on taxi 0
#135 - somekindofname (10/08/2013) [-]
Well I got a very twisted image in my head of what some "extreme" (lack of better words, sorry) groups so thanks for clearing that up.
#23 - I've done a lot of work understanding their culture, as I am a…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/08/2013 on taxi +1
User avatar #191 - srapture (10/08/2013) [-]
He decided to get into a taxi at the exact time he had to pray. So, is the taxi driver supposed to drive in the direction of Mecca or what?
#307 - theonlytinman (10/08/2013) [-]
We have no clue how long the cab drive was. Or maybe he wasn't watching the time. Or maybe he figured that the cab driver wouldn't be an ass if he decided to pray while in transit to his location.
User avatar #25 - corso (10/08/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it was just a joke.
User avatar #33 - theonlytinman (10/08/2013) [-]
Obviously its a joke. But I fear that a lot of people are getting it completely twisted on how people are.
#135 - somekindofname (10/08/2013) [-]
Well I got a very twisted image in my head of what some "extreme" (lack of better words, sorry) groups so thanks for clearing that up.
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#7 - Made something just like this yesterday. 10/07/2013 on don't do this -2
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#33 - jgd (10/06/2013) [-]
God. Damnit, I didn't ask for these feels.
#78 - lawlnope (10/07/2013) [-]
#87 - But we're not. We're marines. Its a huge difference that you s… 09/30/2013 on Badass nurd 0
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#45 - If you're shooting for special forces, you might actually thin…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Badass nurd 0
User avatar #46 - commontroll (09/30/2013) [-]
Yeah? Huh, that does sound like a good plan. I know I don't want to just be a regular airman or anything, because I can't handle me leading to a bunch of people dying at the press of a button and them just being a number.

But yeah dude, paratroopers are severely underrated and badass. My grandpa was one before the Air Force was formed when he was in WW2. That'd be a pretty cool circle there.
User avatar #55 - fuelnfire (09/30/2013) [-]
Going into an infantry airborne division, or enlisting with an intent to go into SF, or the Rangers will be more similar to traditional paratroopers. Airforce parajumpers are hardcore, search and rescue, or attached primarily to SF and Army groups.

Joining the Army or Navy will be a great call man, both will do you well, and I owe my life, and many of my friends lives to Navy Hospital Corpsmen.

I'm fairly mellow for a jarhead, and don't take offense that easily since I've been a civvy for quite a while (moved to Canada), so I'm only a bit bugged that you dislike "typical" Marines. That said, do not dismiss the Navy, some of my brothers would disagree, but so called "Devil Docs" are seen as by most of my unit, as "might as well be marines" they go through similar training, and identical combat conditions.

User avatar #57 - commontroll (09/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, the typical part mostly just refers to a large amount of the wave of marines since movies started praising them so much. It used to be that all the branches were respected, but then there was the whole "Fuck yeah, Marines!" phase the media went through. I guess I shouldn't have said typical, but the ones I tend to run in

But yeah, no matter what though, if somebody joins any branch (even the Coast Guard, even though I laugh at them so much) I respect them for it. All of them are not exactly the most fun and easy jobs.

Hell, Coast Guard I wouldn't join because your number one enemy is Mother Nature herself.

But yeah, I'm excited, no matter what path I go down in the future. If I get to serve and help others then that's a success in my books.


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#1 - instalation (01/23/2013) [-]
Comment virginity taken! But on another note, you're like the first guy on FJ who says he is religious and doesn't get raped with red thumbs.
User avatar #2 to #1 - theonlytinman (01/23/2013) [-]
Its because I dont cram it down everyone's throat, except like, on previous comment boards. but those are less to try and change minds, and more along the lines of me getting insight on how people see things.
User avatar #3 to #2 - instalation (01/23/2013) [-]
I don't either, but then again I don't ever post on it.
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