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User avatar #4148 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
well, it seems that you decide for ignore me...
ok, bye.
#4149 to #4148 - theonetruespitfire (03/16/2014) [-]
dude calm yourself

I had to go take a dump
User avatar #4151 to #4149 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
bye.
User avatar #4153 to #4152 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
don't count on it.
#4143 - theonetruedashi (03/03/2014) [-]
Cut your hair, gaylord
#4145 to #4144 - theonetruedashi (03/03/2014) [-]
Do it or I'll come cut it for you
And that won't be pretty
#4146 to #4145 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
try it bish
try it bish
#4139 to #4138 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
**theonetruespitfire eats the **** **
#4140 to #4139 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
dude... Gravity is taking it all in the oscars.
i hope and they bring it back to theaters...
#4141 to #4140 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
Is it really that good?
I haven't seen it yet
#4142 to #4141 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Alfonso Cuaron won oscar for best director, for Gravity!!!

YESS!!
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User avatar #4136 to #4135 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
yaaaaay i needed these
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User avatar #4130 - slytendencies (03/03/2014) [-]
So, you in for the next FLR release?
User avatar #4131 to #4130 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
I haven't even made anything worth mentioning lately, so nahh I guess
User avatar #4132 to #4131 - slytendencies (03/03/2014) [-]
Dude, we are very seriously lacking right now. I kinda need you.
User avatar #4133 to #4132 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
I guess if you need some tracks you could put this on there

soundcloud.com/djdickbutt/bedlight-for-blue-eyes-jumper

it's older but it's pretty good
User avatar #4113 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4114 to #4113 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls police*
User avatar #4115 to #4114 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4116 to #4115 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls FBI*
User avatar #4117 to #4116 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4119 to #4118 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4120 to #4119 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls Justice League*
User avatar #4121 to #4120 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4122 to #4121 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls Green Lantern Corps*
User avatar #4123 to #4122 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4124 to #4123 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
SPITFIRE HAS RUN OUT OF PEOPLE TO CALL

SPITFIRE USED FACE PUNCH
User avatar #4125 to #4124 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4126 to #4125 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
SPITFIRE'S ATTACK MISSED

SPITFIRE USED SELF DESTRUCT
User avatar #4127 to #4126 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg
User avatar #4128 to #4127 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
SPITFIRE'S ATTACK MISSED

SPITFIRE FAINTED
#4129 to #4128 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
egg.
you've been visited by EGGMAN.
bye.
#4102 to #4101 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
a friend of mine has a belly button ******

I'm tempted to show him this
User avatar #4103 to #4102 - theonetruedashi (02/26/2014) [-]
Das an odd ******
inb4 its actually u
User avatar #4104 to #4103 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
you vaught me
User avatar #4105 to #4104 - theonetruedashi (02/26/2014) [-]
I knew it
User avatar #4106 to #4105 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
my secret is out

no
User avatar #4110 to #4109 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
never knew dat
#4100 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
hey.
#4098 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
hi.
hi.
User avatar #4094 - revengeforfreeze (02/04/2014) [-]
are you lordheckler?
User avatar #4095 to #4094 - lordheckler (02/04/2014) [-]
No, he is just Luke.
User avatar #4097 to #4095 - revengeforfreeze (02/04/2014) [-]
and i rememer i twas either you or him
User avatar #4096 to #4095 - revengeforfreeze (02/04/2014) [-]
i cccccccccccc

i just wonder because i heard some story of some guy starting at the ass of some chick then sticking it into her [redacted] and sexing her in various places in the house
#4092 - xenxio (01/31/2014) [-]
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#4093 to #4092 - theonetruespitfire (02/01/2014) [-]
it's perfection

I love you
#4080 to #4079 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Pretty freakin great   
   
Just got some comics I've been waiting for in the mail so now I have some new reading material   
   
how you doin?
Pretty freakin great

Just got some comics I've been waiting for in the mail so now I have some new reading material

how you doin?
#4081 to #4080 - theonetruedashi (01/15/2014) [-]
Beh.

I've got classes and stuff to worry about and I haven't quite gotten back into the routine so my sleep schedule is sucking more then usual.

So I'm like super duper tired.
#4082 to #4081 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Dude I'm tired as 						****					 too...   
   
I basically took a 12 minute nap in the last 2 days
Dude I'm tired as **** too...

I basically took a 12 minute nap in the last 2 days
#4083 to #4082 - theonetruedashi (01/15/2014) [-]
Is that cuz of your crazy work schedule stuff?
#4084 to #4083 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
not too much, I've been working this schedule for 4 months now so that parts stable...   
   
I'm just hurting and anxious
not too much, I've been working this schedule for 4 months now so that parts stable...

I'm just hurting and anxious
#4086 to #4085 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Well I decided to do a backflip down some stairs, which I've done lots of times

but as I was in the air I noticed this kid under me, that ran around the corner as I started flipping

I panicked and opened up midair, smashing my right foot into a bar, wall, clock and the edge of some stairs

So I broke 3 toes and my ankle still hurts


and I'm anxious about the con in a month
It's like the people are trying to get me not to go and the person that was gonna help me with my Raven cloak isn't willing to do anything anymore
#4087 to #4086 - theonetruedashi (01/15/2014) [-]
Ouch. Sounds like that would suck :c

And you should go to the con if you're gonna have fun, but if its just gonna be like, awkward or stressful or dumb its not worth
User avatar #4088 to #4087 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I know

My biggest worry is just getting the costume done...

I can meet other people there and hang out with them

not to mention I'll be wearing a ******* warm cloak so if I gotta sleep outside, the I have a blanket
User avatar #4089 to #4088 - theonetruedashi (01/15/2014) [-]
I knew people at cons who've like, slept in a car before
User avatar #4090 to #4089 - theonetruespitfire (01/16/2014) [-]
r u still thur
#4076 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
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#4073 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
hey.
#4056 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
hey.
hey.
#4058 to #4057 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
how are ya?
#4059 to #4058 - theonetruespitfire (12/31/2013) [-]
I'm alright I suppose, I'm just trying to calm myself down after a phone call I got from my little sister

how you doin?
#4060 to #4059 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
did somerhing bad happen?
#4061 to #4060 - theonetruespitfire (12/31/2013) [-]
eeyup

she's 18 and living with her High School sweetheart, the Prom King who's 19.

She told me that she found out today that she was pregnant and that when she told her bf he grabbed a backpack, threw some clothes in it, said "I'll be back for the rest of my stuff later" and drove off.

So the first thing she did was called me up and let me know the story, and asked me to make things happen discreetly

So I gotta do older brother stuff to this guy and I know next to nothing about him
User avatar #4063 to #4062 - theonetruespitfire (12/31/2013) [-]
oh yeah

major douche

he's gonna regret that, maybe

unless he's like Bruce Lee or something
#4064 to #4063 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
that's the kind of people that makes me lose faith in humanity... i won't wish him bad, i just wish he realises that what he's doing... will pursuit him for the rest of his life.
User avatar #4065 to #4064 - theonetruespitfire (12/31/2013) [-]
eeyup


I met him a couple times and he always seemed like a nice guy but apparently not
#4066 to #4065 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
well... i just hope everything turns out well, and your sister be fine.
unfortunately i can't do anything...
#4067 to #4066 - theonetruespitfire (12/31/2013) [-]
I'm sure things will work out fine


and worry not, I'll punch him for you
#4068 to #4067 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
take violence as the last consequence, try to solve this as human beings, talk to him... and if that doesn't work... then proccure to finish that as fast as possible.

but first of all, dialogue.
#4069 to #4068 - theonetruespitfire (12/31/2013) [-]
Oh I know

I've done things like this before

I don't like violence, but I've had to use it before in similar situations
#4070 to #4069 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
i understand... however, i gotta go now, sleep is kicking in.

and remember, if you want this to be solved, be civilized... and if doesn't work... the nose is a weak point...
#4071 to #4070 - theonetruespitfire (12/31/2013) [-]
I'll keep that in mind

sleep well
User avatar #4054 - xenxio (12/31/2013) [-]
That one actually took me awhile and i replied to you by mistake

Gosh darn it
#4033 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
hey.
#4035 to #4034 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
any time you want sweetheart...

what ya doing?
#4036 to #4035 - theonetruespitfire (12/30/2013) [-]
Finally hooking up my 2nd monitor

whatchu up to?
#4037 to #4036 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
talk is good.
#4039 to #4038 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
exactly.
i just wanna talk.
#4040 to #4039 - theonetruespitfire (12/30/2013) [-]
I can do that

how ya been?
#4041 to #4040 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
kinda shaked by the holidays and stuff...
i just want them to end.
new year will be the hell for me... i just wanna rest.
#4042 to #4041 - theonetruespitfire (12/30/2013) [-]
I hear ya

i'm growing tired of all the visiting and spending money and stuff
#4043 to #4042 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
i spent 7,500$ in alcohol and presents... my wallet can't take any more...
#4044 to #4043 - theonetruespitfire (12/30/2013) [-]
yikes


I spent like $700 total
#4045 to #4044 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
i've spent almost all of my money in holidays...
User avatar #4046 to #4045 - theonetruespitfire (12/30/2013) [-]
How many damn people did you have to buy for?
#4047 to #4046 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
13... not including myself.
User avatar #4048 to #4047 - theonetruespitfire (12/30/2013) [-]
jeez
I bought for like 4 people and myself
User avatar #4050 to #4049 - theonetruespitfire (12/30/2013) [-]
not really, I just don't buy people stuff
#4051 to #4050 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
in my family, it's an unscapable tradition... i need to move somewhere else, away from them.
#4053 to #4052 - lordfuckerslives ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
you think i haven't tried...
my job here is way too important to leave... i've worked too hard to get what i have.
start all over again it's way too hard.
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