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#2201600 - I should probably mention that this cup is ******* large 09/20/2014 on Friendly +1
#2201596 - it'd be a good thing to avoid 09/20/2014 on Friendly +1
#2201595 - oh silly me 09/20/2014 on Friendly +1
#2201590 - that's code for sex rigfht?????  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2201591 - defensive (09/20/2014) [-]
It's code for Risk and DnD
User avatar #2201644 - zenith (09/20/2014) [-]
I want to play both of those....

Too bad I have to go to sleep right now.
User avatar #2201595 - theonetruespitfire (09/20/2014) [-]
oh silly me
User avatar #2201592 - ariscorp (09/20/2014) [-]
hardcore
#2201589 - Pretty sure I'm gonna die tonight I just made this dr…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2201622 - zenith (09/20/2014) [-]
Nah you're fine unless you weigh less than 100 pounds.
#2201620 - pillows (09/20/2014) [-]
I'll go to your funeral if you come to mine
#2201617 - ariscorp (09/20/2014) [-]
2nd cup of hard liquor.

cmon now, surely you aren't THAT lightweight.
User avatar #2201600 - theonetruespitfire (09/20/2014) [-]
I should probably mention that this cup is fucking large
User avatar #2201593 - kisman (09/20/2014) [-]
i hope you dont die tonight
User avatar #2201596 - theonetruespitfire (09/20/2014) [-]
it'd be a good thing to avoid
#2201583 - After extensive testing I've concluded that SC and DP mix is q… 09/20/2014 on Friendly +1
#2201551 - and why are you letting that stop you???? 09/20/2014 on Friendly 0
#2201516 - then go touch ur pp lel  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2201523 - SumoWamm (09/20/2014) [-]
Did about an hour ago
#2201551 - theonetruespitfire (09/20/2014) [-]
and why are you letting that stop you????
#2201511 - pls sir control the peepee  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2201514 - SumoWamm (09/20/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #2201516 - theonetruespitfire (09/20/2014) [-]
then go touch ur pp lel
User avatar #2201523 - SumoWamm (09/20/2014) [-]
Did about an hour ago
#2201551 - theonetruespitfire (09/20/2014) [-]
and why are you letting that stop you????
#2201506 - I just had a huge cup of sprite and SC and it was quite wonder…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2201555 - inteus (09/20/2014) [-]
do the pepper and tell me how it is.
User avatar #2201583 - theonetruespitfire (09/20/2014) [-]
After extensive testing I've concluded that SC and DP mix is quite good.

The SC overpowers the DP and anything above 20 percent.

20 percent SC or less is quite flavorful and very enjoyable

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#4170 to #4169 - theonetruespitfire (08/13/2014) [-]
Haya   
   
Wassup?
Haya

Wassup?
#4171 to #4170 - theonetruedashi (08/13/2014) [-]
Watchin Futurama an' eatin pizza

Chu?
#4172 to #4171 - theonetruespitfire (08/13/2014) [-]
pokemon and music

ya know
the dream
#4173 to #4172 - theonetruedashi (08/13/2014) [-]
If thats the dream, then whats pizza and futurama?
#4156 - nerdyghost ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey loser
#4158 to #4157 - nerdyghost ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Not much
Watching tv

What have you been up to, man?
User avatar #4164 to #4158 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
that pic spooks me
User avatar #4159 to #4158 - theonetruespitfire (05/02/2014) [-]
work work and more work
#4160 to #4159 - nerdyghost ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I've pretty much only been up to homework
Been busy n ****
But now I atleast have some free time
Decided to talk to some of my friends I don't get to talk to as much
User avatar #4161 to #4160 - theonetruespitfire (05/02/2014) [-]
free time is always good

but you've caught me at a bad time, I was on my way to bed

hit me up later and we'll chat
User avatar #4162 to #4161 - nerdyghost ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Alright, seeya later man
User avatar #4148 - lordfuckerslives (03/16/2014) [-]
well, it seems that you decide for ignore me...
ok, bye.
#4149 to #4148 - theonetruespitfire (03/16/2014) [-]
dude calm yourself

I had to go take a dump
User avatar #4153 to #4152 - lordfuckerslives (03/16/2014) [-]
don't count on it.
#4143 - theonetruedashi (03/03/2014) [-]
Cut your hair, gaylord
#4145 to #4144 - theonetruedashi (03/03/2014) [-]
Do it or I'll come cut it for you
And that won't be pretty
#4146 to #4145 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
try it bish
try it bish
#4139 to #4138 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
**theonetruespitfire eats the **** **
#4140 to #4139 - lordfuckerslives (03/03/2014) [-]
dude... Gravity is taking it all in the oscars.
i hope and they bring it back to theaters...
#4141 to #4140 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
Is it really that good?
I haven't seen it yet
#4142 to #4141 - lordfuckerslives (03/03/2014) [-]
Alfonso Cuaron won oscar for best director, for Gravity!!!

YESS!!
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User avatar #4136 to #4135 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
yaaaaay i needed these
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User avatar #4130 - slytendencies ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
So, you in for the next FLR release?
User avatar #4131 to #4130 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
I haven't even made anything worth mentioning lately, so nahh I guess
User avatar #4132 to #4131 - slytendencies ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Dude, we are very seriously lacking right now. I kinda need you.
User avatar #4133 to #4132 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
I guess if you need some tracks you could put this on there

soundcloud.com/djdickbutt/bedlight-for-blue-eyes-jumper

it's older but it's pretty good
User avatar #4114 to #4113 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls police*
User avatar #4116 to #4115 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls FBI*
User avatar #4120 to #4119 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls Justice League*
User avatar #4122 to #4121 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls Green Lantern Corps*
User avatar #4124 to #4123 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
SPITFIRE HAS RUN OUT OF PEOPLE TO CALL

SPITFIRE USED FACE PUNCH
User avatar #4126 to #4125 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
SPITFIRE'S ATTACK MISSED

SPITFIRE USED SELF DESTRUCT
User avatar #4128 to #4127 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
SPITFIRE'S ATTACK MISSED

SPITFIRE FAINTED
#4129 to #4128 - lordfuckerslives (02/26/2014) [-]
egg.
you've been visited by EGGMAN.
bye.
#4102 to #4101 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
a friend of mine has a belly button fetish

I'm tempted to show him this
User avatar #4103 to #4102 - theonetruedashi (02/26/2014) [-]
Das an odd fetish
inb4 its actually u
User avatar #4104 to #4103 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
you vaught me
User avatar #4105 to #4104 - theonetruedashi (02/26/2014) [-]
I knew it
User avatar #4106 to #4105 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
my secret is out

no
User avatar #4110 to #4109 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
never knew dat
User avatar #4094 - revengeforfreeze (02/04/2014) [-]
are you lordheckler?
User avatar #4095 to #4094 - lordheckler (02/04/2014) [-]
No, he is just Luke.
User avatar #4097 to #4095 - revengeforfreeze (02/04/2014) [-]
and i rememer i twas either you or him
User avatar #4096 to #4095 - revengeforfreeze (02/04/2014) [-]
i cccccccccccc

i just wonder because i heard some story of some guy starting at the ass of some chick then sticking it into her [redacted] and sexing her in various places in the house
#4092 - xenxio (01/31/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4093 to #4092 - theonetruespitfire (02/01/2014) [-]
it's perfection

I love you
#4080 to #4079 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Pretty freakin great   
   
Just got some comics I've been waiting for in the mail so now I have some new reading material   
   
how you doin?
Pretty freakin great

Just got some comics I've been waiting for in the mail so now I have some new reading material

how you doin?
#4081 to #4080 - theonetruedashi (01/15/2014) [-]
Beh.

I've got classes and stuff to worry about and I haven't quite gotten back into the routine so my sleep schedule is sucking more then usual.

So I'm like super duper tired.
#4082 to #4081 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Dude I'm tired as 						****					 too...   
   
I basically took a 12 minute nap in the last 2 days
Dude I'm tired as **** too...

I basically took a 12 minute nap in the last 2 days
#4083 to #4082 - theonetruedashi (01/15/2014) [-]
Is that cuz of your crazy work schedule stuff?
#4084 to #4083 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
not too much, I've been working this schedule for 4 months now so that parts stable...   
   
I'm just hurting and anxious
not too much, I've been working this schedule for 4 months now so that parts stable...

I'm just hurting and anxious
#4086 to #4085 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Well I decided to do a backflip down some stairs, which I've done lots of times

but as I was in the air I noticed this kid under me, that ran around the corner as I started flipping

I panicked and opened up midair, smashing my right foot into a bar, wall, clock and the edge of some stairs

So I broke 3 toes and my ankle still hurts


and I'm anxious about the con in a month
It's like the people are trying to get me not to go and the person that was gonna help me with my Raven cloak isn't willing to do anything anymore
#4087 to #4086 - theonetruedashi (01/15/2014) [-]
Ouch. Sounds like that would suck :c

And you should go to the con if you're gonna have fun, but if its just gonna be like, awkward or stressful or dumb its not worth
User avatar #4088 to #4087 - theonetruespitfire (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I know

My biggest worry is just getting the costume done...

I can meet other people there and hang out with them

not to mention I'll be wearing a ******* warm cloak so if I gotta sleep outside, the I have a blanket
User avatar #4089 to #4088 - theonetruedashi (01/15/2014) [-]
I knew people at cons who've like, slept in a car before
User avatar #4090 to #4089 - theonetruespitfire (01/16/2014) [-]
r u still thur
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