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theonetruespitfire

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latest user's comments

#726306 - I did a thing  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
#726318 - captaindubs (05/28/2015) [-]
you broke my ears
#725220 - America Land of the "was that a firecracker or a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
#725222 - brayburn (05/28/2015) [-]
Where obesity is genetic and homosexuality is a lifestyle choice
#724731 - STORY TIME Me and my roommate/best friend (we'll call…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#724744 - brayburn (05/28/2015) [-]
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
#724780 - brayburn (05/28/2015) [-]
Oh wait, I got more.

If her age is on the clock she's ready for the cock
Old enough to count, old enough to mount
Old enough to pee, old enough for me.

And that's it... I think I'm on the NSA watch list now.
#724742 - zeruaargi (05/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #724739 - geeky (05/28/2015) [-]
Disregard morality, acquire underage genitalia
#724639 - mania?? I'm fine  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#724649 - novabird (05/28/2015) [-]
it's a type of mood swing i rarely get, it forces you to be really giddy, happy and energetic as well as awake among other things, it's usually followed by a crash where you feel the opposite.
ah, good to hear.
#724636 - Pretty good I suppose 05/28/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#724605 - Hi thread been a while again how are you all??  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +4
#724634 - novabird (05/28/2015) [-]
i have mania now and feel like tormenting everyone till it wears off...hopefully soon so i can sleep.
thine self?
User avatar #724639 - theonetruespitfire (05/28/2015) [-]
mania??

I'm fine
#724649 - novabird (05/28/2015) [-]
it's a type of mood swing i rarely get, it forces you to be really giddy, happy and energetic as well as awake among other things, it's usually followed by a crash where you feel the opposite.
ah, good to hear.
#724611 - dustypengwin (05/28/2015) [-]
"theonetrue[something]"
You're age shows.

Been pretty good, how bout yourself?
User avatar #724636 - theonetruespitfire (05/28/2015) [-]
Pretty good I suppose
#673364 - >goes to library >gets book >goes home &g…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #673376 - zeruaargi (05/11/2015) [-]
Exhilarating
User avatar #673374 - cupcakescankill (05/11/2015) [-]
Fascinating
#673021 - fun fact today's the 10 year anniversary of leroy jenkins 05/11/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
#673020 - So there's this thing that's happening in my friend group righ…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #673024 - hunman (05/11/2015) [-]
Ask for money in exchange of lifts

Prepare for the problem c:
#644833 - Well I'mma stop lurking and play some smash bros pea… 05/02/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2

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#4205 - darthsalias (04/19/2015) [-]
ADMIT IIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
#4206 to #4205 - theonetruespitfire (04/19/2015) [-]
ADMIT WHAT
THAT I HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR RED HEADED GIRLS

I WILL NEVER CONFESS MY REDHEAD LOVE
User avatar #4209 to #4206 - insaneiare (04/19/2015) [-]
is the soft spot your dick?
User avatar #4178 - murrlogic (04/11/2015) [-]
Redheads tho

Excellent taste.
User avatar #4201 to #4179 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
>Being honest about wanting to be with your waifu because she ain't rich

I respect that

That's why I prefer my exaggerated Asami over the actual one. Korra a **** .
User avatar #4202 to #4201 - theonetruespitfire (04/12/2015) [-]
oh god yeah
Asami>>>>>>>>korra
#4203 to #4202 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
You sir are defiently a man of taste

Rich, Corrupt Asami best Asami.
#4191 to #4179 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I don't take you as an artist you just like pone pone pone

As for me there is only love waifu close to my heart
User avatar #4192 to #4191 - theonetruespitfire (04/12/2015) [-]
gonna take a shot in the dark and guess it's Asami...

no idea why i think that
#4193 to #4192 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
NO...

Really?

I thought it was lin.
User avatar #4194 to #4193 - theonetruespitfire (04/12/2015) [-]
Dude no

something tells me it's not actually Lin
#4195 to #4194 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Of 			*******		 course its not Lin  Yet. I'll be working on a comic for her later    
   
My waifu is better than yours.
Of ******* course its not Lin Yet. I'll be working on a comic for her later

My waifu is better than yours.
#4196 to #4195 - theonetruespitfire (04/12/2015) [-]
I'll give her a close 2nd to my beloved Erza but kay
I'll give her a close 2nd to my beloved Erza but kay
#4197 to #4196 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
>Asami "Literal Perfection" Sato
>Close Second

We have a problem here.
#4198 to #4197 - theonetruespitfire (04/12/2015) [-]
Yeah but, Erza "Actually a Goddess" Scarlett
#4199 to #4198 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Looks like a bitch to me

Mine has a 200 figure bank acocunt
#4200 to #4199 - theonetruespitfire (04/12/2015) [-]
Money is nice and all...

But I'd rather be with not rich bae than my loaded 2nd placer
User avatar #4180 to #4179 - murrlogic (04/11/2015) [-]
Anywho

Hello. Sup?
User avatar #4181 to #4180 - theonetruespitfire (04/11/2015) [-]
not a damn thing, I'm just chillin

what's up with you?
#4182 to #4181 - murrlogic (04/11/2015) [-]
Just working on some art projects.
User avatar #4183 to #4182 - theonetruespitfire (04/11/2015) [-]
what kind of art???
#4184 to #4183 - murrlogic (04/11/2015) [-]
LoK art

Comics and Porn
User avatar #4185 to #4184 - theonetruespitfire (04/12/2015) [-]
you got a tumblr?
User avatar #4186 to #4185 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Uh why?
User avatar #4188 to #4186 - theonetruespitfire (04/12/2015) [-]
watching you
User avatar #4189 to #4188 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
>All these ponies on your DA

Take it you like my stuff?
User avatar #4190 to #4189 - theonetruespitfire (04/12/2015) [-]
yes I do very much, I love your style....

also we don't talk about the ponies

I had a phase
User avatar #4187 to #4186 - theonetruespitfire (04/12/2015) [-]
so I can check you out, of course
#4176 - theonetruedashi (03/13/2015) [-]
Hi

I miss you
User avatar #4177 to #4176 - theonetruespitfire (03/16/2015) [-]
dashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii holy hell I've missed you
User avatar #4175 - cognosceteipsum (02/01/2015) [-]
Do you still work at scp
#4170 to #4169 - theonetruespitfire (08/13/2014) [-]
Haya   
   
Wassup?
Haya

Wassup?
#4171 to #4170 - theonetruedashi (08/13/2014) [-]
Watchin Futurama an' eatin pizza

Chu?
#4172 to #4171 - theonetruespitfire (08/13/2014) [-]
pokemon and music

ya know
the dream
#4173 to #4172 - theonetruedashi (08/13/2014) [-]
If thats the dream, then whats pizza and futurama?
#4156 - nerdyghost ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey loser
#4158 to #4157 - nerdyghost ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Not much
Watching tv

What have you been up to, man?
User avatar #4164 to #4158 - garymotherfingoak (08/06/2014) [-]
that pic spooks me
User avatar #4159 to #4158 - theonetruespitfire (05/02/2014) [-]
work work and more work
#4160 to #4159 - nerdyghost ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I've pretty much only been up to homework
Been busy n ****
But now I atleast have some free time
Decided to talk to some of my friends I don't get to talk to as much
User avatar #4161 to #4160 - theonetruespitfire (05/02/2014) [-]
free time is always good

but you've caught me at a bad time, I was on my way to bed

hit me up later and we'll chat
User avatar #4162 to #4161 - nerdyghost ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Alright, seeya later man
User avatar #4148 - lordfuckerslives (03/16/2014) [-]
well, it seems that you decide for ignore me...
ok, bye.
#4149 to #4148 - theonetruespitfire (03/16/2014) [-]
dude calm yourself

I had to go take a dump
User avatar #4153 to #4152 - lordfuckerslives (03/16/2014) [-]
don't count on it.
#4143 - theonetruedashi (03/03/2014) [-]
Cut your hair, gaylord
#4145 to #4144 - theonetruedashi (03/03/2014) [-]
Do it or I'll come cut it for you
And that won't be pretty
#4146 to #4145 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
try it bish
try it bish
#4139 to #4138 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
**theonetruespitfire eats the **** **
#4140 to #4139 - lordfuckerslives (03/03/2014) [-]
dude... Gravity is taking it all in the oscars.
i hope and they bring it back to theaters...
#4141 to #4140 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
Is it really that good?
I haven't seen it yet
#4142 to #4141 - lordfuckerslives (03/03/2014) [-]
Alfonso Cuaron won oscar for best director, for Gravity!!!

YESS!!
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User avatar #4136 to #4135 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
yaaaaay i needed these
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User avatar #4130 - slytendencies (03/03/2014) [-]
So, you in for the next FLR release?
User avatar #4131 to #4130 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
I haven't even made anything worth mentioning lately, so nahh I guess
User avatar #4132 to #4131 - slytendencies (03/03/2014) [-]
Dude, we are very seriously lacking right now. I kinda need you.
User avatar #4133 to #4132 - theonetruespitfire (03/03/2014) [-]
I guess if you need some tracks you could put this on there

soundcloud.com/djdickbutt/bedlight-for-blue-eyes-jumper

it's older but it's pretty good
User avatar #4114 to #4113 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls police*
User avatar #4116 to #4115 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls FBI*
User avatar #4120 to #4119 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls Justice League*
User avatar #4122 to #4121 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
*calls Green Lantern Corps*
User avatar #4124 to #4123 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
SPITFIRE HAS RUN OUT OF PEOPLE TO CALL

SPITFIRE USED FACE PUNCH
User avatar #4126 to #4125 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
SPITFIRE'S ATTACK MISSED

SPITFIRE USED SELF DESTRUCT
User avatar #4128 to #4127 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
SPITFIRE'S ATTACK MISSED

SPITFIRE FAINTED
#4129 to #4128 - lordfuckerslives (02/26/2014) [-]
egg.
you've been visited by EGGMAN.
bye.
#4102 to #4101 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
a friend of mine has a belly button fetish

I'm tempted to show him this
User avatar #4103 to #4102 - theonetruedashi (02/26/2014) [-]
Das an odd fetish
inb4 its actually u
User avatar #4104 to #4103 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
you vaught me
User avatar #4105 to #4104 - theonetruedashi (02/26/2014) [-]
I knew it
User avatar #4106 to #4105 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
my secret is out

no
User avatar #4110 to #4109 - theonetruespitfire (02/26/2014) [-]
never knew dat
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