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#159 - Tme. 10/13/2014 on Riddlez 0
#100 - There is supposedly leaked nudes of her.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Hehe! 0
#102 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
"supposedly" I can confirm.
#114053 - Damn, how do you replay to that properly.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #114064 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/18/2014) [-]
"I don't believe you."
#114020 - ITT: Things you have said/done when you were younger that make…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Social Board +1
#114115 - stalini (08/18/2014) [-]
I was an atheist
User avatar #114051 - indulge (08/17/2014) [-]
This girl had been sitting next to me a lot in Biology freshman year of college. We made small talk and shit, nothing major.
Then one day completely out of the blue she looks at me and said "I swallow".

It caught me so off guard I just kept staring forward like I didn't even hear her. I had no idea how to even react, it's not like we were at the bar or anything, it was the middle of class.
So I just didn't say anything for about 10 seconds then she gets her stuff and walks out of the class. Major facepalm moment.
#114053 - thenewneone (08/17/2014) [-]
Damn, how do you replay to that properly.
User avatar #114064 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/18/2014) [-]
"I don't believe you."
User avatar #114046 - TheseChocodiles (08/16/2014) [-]
''does the guy who created money have the second name of mr.money''
''are all bears grizzly''
''is that thing that hitler did in germany illegal'' - i was actually talking about the whole hand salute thing, not genocide.
''are we going to see the orange men'' (at a st.patricks day parade)
Also for some time I didn't believe cats had vaginas, I thought they just had to one hole, which resulted in a massive argument; me vs everybody in my 3rd year history class.
I've said a whole load of other stupid shit in my time, these are the main ones I can't seem to live down. I don't cringe at this stuff though, it's just funny.
#114063 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/18/2014) [-]
"Are all bears grizzly"

#114024 - DCat (08/15/2014) [-]
>be 16
>in web design class
>girl starts talking to me about prom
>"do you have anyone to go with?"
>"nope"
>"wanna go with me?"
>"sorry, but no. gotta play halo with my friends that night"

I only realized what I said to her a week later.
User avatar #114043 - awesomerninjathing (08/16/2014) [-]
heh
#114021 - newvein (08/15/2014) [-]
Not giving her the D.
inb4 beta, ya
#1029747 - Tell me about it. 08/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1029739 - EUW.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1029746 - adunsaveme (08/15/2014) [-]
gross
#1029747 - thenewneone (08/15/2014) [-]
Tell me about it.
#1029712 - Anyone want to start a 5v5 LoL team?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1029733 - mathes (08/15/2014) [-]
euw or casual?
#1029739 - thenewneone (08/15/2014) [-]
EUW.
User avatar #1029746 - adunsaveme (08/15/2014) [-]
gross
#1029747 - thenewneone (08/15/2014) [-]
Tell me about it.
User avatar #1029732 - cycloneclone (08/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #1029715 - adunsaveme (08/15/2014) [-]
lol
#114012 - I got ABB, how you'd do? 08/15/2014 on Social Board 0
#4449 - ITT: you;re favourite book.  [+] (12 new replies) 08/10/2014 on /books/ board +1
User avatar #4522 - thesunpraiser (08/18/2014) [-]
Shit... Off the top of my head? Any one of the LotR books, or either of the current Stormlight Archive books. But then, I haven't read every book. Who fucking knows.
User avatar #4488 - mewoveyouwongtime (08/14/2014) [-]
The Catcher in the Rye

I know a lot of people will say it's overrated, but Holden is honestly one of the most realistic characters to have ever been written, and the ending to his story when he watches his sister riding the carousal in the rain is absolutely perfect.
User avatar #4483 - Nizmo (08/13/2014) [-]
The Hobbit.
User avatar #4481 - adunsaveme (08/13/2014) [-]
Possibly Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett

Kinda hard to pin down a single favourite, really
User avatar #4473 - gibroner (08/12/2014) [-]
Metro 2033
-Dmitry Glukhovsky
User avatar #4471 - ljxjlos (08/11/2014) [-]
The Children of Húrin
-Tolkien, J.R.R and Christopher
User avatar #4480 - adunsaveme (08/13/2014) [-]
great feel-good story
User avatar #4477 - themagicwizard (08/13/2014) [-]
I finished Fellowship and Two Towers, currently reading Return of the King. I have that on my list for right after that, I think.
User avatar #4478 - ljxjlos (08/13/2014) [-]
You won´t regret it. It´s pretty incredible.
User avatar #4463 - Shingo (08/11/2014) [-]
Desperation
-Stephen King
User avatar #4476 - newvein (08/12/2014) [-]
Fav of King's work
User avatar #4457 - newvein (08/10/2014) [-]
His Dark Materials
- Philip Pullman
#161 - You don't talk during a movie. 08/04/2014 on Lurkers comment here 0

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#1 - broorb (09/10/2013) [-]
Huh. Looking at your comments, you seem to find a lot of time to sit and complain about **** . Ever done anything worthwhile, mate?
#2 to #1 - thenewneone (09/10/2013) [-]
nope.
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