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themightymrplow

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#33 - For anyone wondering you aren't That picture is actua… 07/20/2015 on FJ's dream +2
#28 - Yea, I realized how I messed up. Math was never my strong suit… 07/20/2015 on Scheme 0
#47 - I need a youtube link for this right now. This is great.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Hamplanet 0
#66 - swagbot (07/20/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/channel/UChVywVwxANCuTGl3dynZG_A

AncientReality is the fucking man.

I spent a good 4 hours going through his stuff and laughing myself sick... I think that 'MLG Can Can' one isn't even his best
User avatar #62 - zzyzzx (07/20/2015) [-]
Got you bby www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnl-qhCgW0Y or just search ''Major League Gaming can can''
#50 - lilliliililililill (07/20/2015) [-]
#520 - Here's as douchie as I can possibly look. Thank you so much in… 07/20/2015 on Draw With FunnyJunk 0
#24 - I'm really, really bad at math, but I think if they show 3 pic…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Scheme 0
User avatar #26 - craaabs (07/20/2015) [-]
I'm 100% certain you're wrong
that would take an hour and 35 minutes.
...I feel bad though because you owned up to it. I just used a calculator
Anyway i'm thinking more of a true video which plays smoothly the aging of this man 's balls and his wife
User avatar #28 - themightymrplow (07/20/2015) [-]
Yea, I realized how I messed up. Math was never my strong suit. Thanks!
User avatar #25 - forsakensaint (07/20/2015) [-]
That is 21900 testicle pictures! lets say its a clip show, each testicle has 3 second on the clip (3 * 21900 = 65700 seconds, 65700 / 60 to convert into minutes = 1095, 1095 / 60 to convert into hours = 18,25hr) So its a 18,25hr long clip show featuring 21900 testicle shots.
User avatar #29 - craaabs (07/20/2015) [-]
well assuming he was able to take the picture in the same position every time, i'm thinking of more of a flip book like those videos of people who took pictures of themselves every day and you watch them age very quickly
User avatar #30 - forsakensaint (07/20/2015) [-]
Ewww.. That is quite the achievement tho, not only would he have to take it in same position, but his wife also sleep in same position. But well, both work, flip book faster tho so 1 sec per testi = ~6hr'ish
User avatar #32 - craaabs (07/20/2015) [-]
Well if he was able to get kinda the same angle on his balls and general area of the face I think it would be easy ish. most people have a certain sleeping pattern
source: it's the basis for the sleep number mattress ads. what's your sleep number?™
But anyway i think the more pictures per minute the better, i didn't realize that would take up so much time.
User avatar #34 - forsakensaint (07/20/2015) [-]
Well, it is 60 years after all, my number is all the numbers I move around a lot while sleeping...
User avatar #35 - craaabs (07/20/2015) [-]
are you married?
User avatar #36 - forsakensaint (07/20/2015) [-]
No, but i am in a long term relationship and living together...
User avatar #37 - craaabs (07/20/2015) [-]
well that's similar enough and it's kind of a small detail to be taking so much time talking about
#40 - paraxo (07/20/2015) [-]
a 30frame per second movie would be 12 minutes or so
#147 - This **** worries me that someone will do something lik… 07/19/2015 on Parking Justice 0
#23 - Sorry, I have a policy on youtube channels with "Producti… 07/17/2015 on King of the Black People 0
#59 - Ableism is absolutely not a real thing. Just because someone o…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2015 on Expert Help 0
#60 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/17/2015) [-]
Well no, ableism, discriminating against the disabled, happens, and is thus a real thing. That doesn't mean its widespread, or a serious hindrance, which can be argued.
#57 - She puts her annoying opinion into everything I've seen her in…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Expert Help 0
#58 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/17/2015) [-]
I mean, ableism is a real thing. Don't let sjws blind you to actual discrimination.
User avatar #59 - themightymrplow (07/17/2015) [-]
Ableism is absolutely not a real thing. Just because someone out there doesn't like someone because of one feature about them, that doesn't mean we should start giving a label to that.

In the US we already have laws that give us parking spaces, and a requirement that all public buildings be handicap accessible. We're fine. We're not discriminated against and any case that does is quickly snuffed out. There is nothing wrong here. People just need a fucking issue.
#60 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/17/2015) [-]
Well no, ableism, discriminating against the disabled, happens, and is thus a real thing. That doesn't mean its widespread, or a serious hindrance, which can be argued.
#52 - She is, but that doesn't mean what he said is wrong. Both her …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Expert Help +1
#56 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/17/2015) [-]
What's wrong with Meg Turney?
User avatar #57 - themightymrplow (07/17/2015) [-]
She puts her annoying opinion into everything I've seen her in, and while she seems like a genuinely nice girl, I hate her opinions. I think the second she used "Ableism" with a straight face I just started disliking her.
#58 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/17/2015) [-]
I mean, ableism is a real thing. Don't let sjws blind you to actual discrimination.
User avatar #59 - themightymrplow (07/17/2015) [-]
Ableism is absolutely not a real thing. Just because someone out there doesn't like someone because of one feature about them, that doesn't mean we should start giving a label to that.

In the US we already have laws that give us parking spaces, and a requirement that all public buildings be handicap accessible. We're fine. We're not discriminated against and any case that does is quickly snuffed out. There is nothing wrong here. People just need a fucking issue.
#60 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/17/2015) [-]
Well no, ableism, discriminating against the disabled, happens, and is thus a real thing. That doesn't mean its widespread, or a serious hindrance, which can be argued.

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User avatar #253 - schmuxy (02/07/2015) [-]
All right bitch, your turn. What do you look like?
#254 to #253 - themightymrplow (02/07/2015) [-]
I'll give ya the douchebag express picture!
User avatar #255 to #254 - schmuxy (02/08/2015) [-]
Put on a leather jacket and you could be from Grease
User avatar #242 - whyheloitisijimble (01/28/2015) [-]
Why helo
User avatar #243 to #242 - themightymrplow (01/28/2015) [-]
Who is this?
User avatar #250 to #243 - whyheloitisijimble (01/28/2015) [-]
It is i Jimbles Notronbo
User avatar #252 to #251 - whyheloitisijimble (01/28/2015) [-]
Thank for applaud
User avatar #241 to #240 - themightymrplow (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh you're a beautiful man.
User avatar #231 - brackgrapple (08/17/2014) [-]
did you ever get that one girls pic that she took down super fast?
#232 to #231 - themightymrplow (08/17/2014) [-]
No, but now that you mention it...
janosaudron Soulcaster mexistash guyanon nerdrage rottie Dalhoff sockbag jolljoemac Itbuttstrong AztecJew thatreallysmartguy emerest denna thearcher zelyx sexualhairassment

I asked the man in this picture if he saved it, and this was his response. He won't share. Do what you will.
User avatar #237 to #232 - themightymrplow (08/19/2014) [-]
redrepeater and impureparadox have similar interests
#238 to #237 - impureparadox (08/19/2014) [-]
thanks for letting me know, regardless of whether or not we got it.
User avatar #236 to #232 - sexualhairassment (08/18/2014) [-]
If she doesn't want that picture up, then lets all collectively **** off.
User avatar #235 to #232 - brackgrapple (08/17/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #234 to #232 - AztecJew (08/17/2014) [-]
well clearly someone is choosing not to be a bro. Unless they live in the same town I don't see what he could hope to gain by heeding her wishes in this case. But whatever. At this point I'm over it. There are enough women who make empty promises or will lead you on in real life so I'm damn sure not gonna fret over one behind a screen.
#233 to #232 - zelyx (08/17/2014) [-]
I asked him two days ago, this was his response

janosaudron Soulcaster mexistash guyanon nerdrage rottie Dalhoff sockbag jolljoemac Itbuttstrong AztecJew thatreallysmartguy emerest denna thearcher zelyx sexualhairassment themightymrplow brackgrapple
#228 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHA! Suck a fat dick. Why don't you just kill yourself? No one is ever going to love a useless broken piece of garbage like you LOL. Do the world a favour and end it before you take up anymore space by just making people feel sorry for you. So pathetic.
#230 to #228 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
**** off you useless piece of cunt no one needs your kind of anon **** , I'm sure this douche OP is perfectly cool, you ******* dickwad. I love him asswhipe
#220 - greatboobya (01/26/2013) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #214 - yeahitsmitch (10/21/2012) [-]
Hey man just giving you a heads up, my gf is in town and she is my life so I've been spending time with her and haven't been on here. I haven't had time to finish your drawing as of yet but I will sit down with it asap.
User avatar #215 to #214 - themightymrplow (10/21/2012) [-]
Lol no worries at all man. If you've got someone like that, make her your priority ;) The drawing can wait.
User avatar #216 to #215 - yeahitsmitch (10/23/2012) [-]
And now back to the real world
User avatar #195 - yeahitsmitch (10/17/2012) [-]
Crap I'll have to reply here cause it wont let me on my profile, but yeah I wouldn't say rip off. Just very inspired by her I suppose. But they do seem similar. There's nothing wrong with an overabundance of hot red head pirate chicks.
User avatar #196 to #195 - themightymrplow (10/17/2012) [-]
Couldn't agree more, buddy. Couldn't agree more.
User avatar #197 to #196 - yeahitsmitch (10/17/2012) [-]
Well heck I'll get to work on the Miss Fortune drawing at some point tonight when I'm goofing around
User avatar #198 to #197 - themightymrplow (10/17/2012) [-]
Post up your progress, I wanna see how you take it step by step as it comes along :D
User avatar #201 to #200 - themightymrplow (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh man I love that pose! I wonder who she's stepping on lol. If you don't already have an idea, I know exactly who Miss Fortune would be stepping on.
User avatar #202 to #201 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
I was just drawing a random guy with a beard, who should it be?
User avatar #203 to #202 - themightymrplow (10/18/2012) [-]
In her lore, she constantly butts heads with Gangplank: 2.bp.blogspot.com/-BEPsEIlqwwU/TtBIAaw0hLI/AAAAAAAABbU/pPL-VGbauD4/s1600/Gangplank_Splash_0.jpg

He'd be perfect to fill that position.
#204 to #203 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
Well I was already drawing a random bearded dude so I guess Gangplank kinda fits in perfectly.
User avatar #205 to #204 - themightymrplow (10/18/2012) [-]
Wow this picture is coming along great. I'm very excited to see the finish result. What are your steps to drawing stuff like this from scratch?
User avatar #206 to #205 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
I draw tiny stick figures first to get a pose I want that looks good, kinda dynamic, but natural (i.e. the person isn't twisting in a weird way) then I start fleshing out the anatomy of the character and from there I look up reference material for costumes, etc.
User avatar #207 to #206 - themightymrplow (10/18/2012) [-]
Have an example of the stick figures? I've never done that.

Sorry for all the questions, bro. I just don't do drawing from my head like I want to be able to, so I could use some help, ya know?
#208 to #207 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
I pretty much went with my first figure drawing for this picture so I dont have a stick figure of it, but this is one of the mini sketches I did for another drawing. I draw them with light blue pencils that are erasable because they dont really show up on scans. But that's why they are kinda hard to see.
User avatar #209 to #208 - themightymrplow (10/18/2012) [-]
Huh, neat. Maybe I should start trying that.
#211 to #209 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
I'm heading out to a friend's house but here's as far as I got with the pic. I'll take my sketchbook with me in case I can draw some there. I'll talk to you later man.
User avatar #212 to #211 - themightymrplow (10/18/2012) [-]
Later dude. Looking great so far!
#213 to #212 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
I'm home, about to crash. Pretty sure I'm kinda drunk right now. Got to use the scanner, thisi s all I have so fur: far. FAR. far. : colon. : ****** . Okay. Here. It's scanning. the scanner i s humming. It is close to being done. SCAN SCAN WOOT.
User avatar #210 to #209 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
Yeah there's two methods I've seen, one is you start off everything with stick figures and build on them and the other is just a really messy, sketchy approach. I switch up between the two. But as long as you have a good idea of anatomy, you can do a stick figure in any pose and build on it.
User avatar #199 to #198 - yeahitsmitch (10/17/2012) [-]
I'll have to update with pics from my phone cause I dont have access to a scanner right now, but I'll get started.
User avatar #193 - yeahitsmitch (10/14/2012) [-]
I'm pretty much done with my pic...I don't think I can do too much more to it. I'll scan and upload later.
#189 - yeahitsmitch (10/13/2012) [-]
This is some of Turner's first work, back when he was around 19. It's good, but not great. So it takes time and dedication to reach the level he was at.
User avatar #190 to #189 - themightymrplow (10/13/2012) [-]
Wow, it's so different! You can definitely see that he hadn't found his own style yet.
User avatar #191 to #190 - yeahitsmitch (10/13/2012) [-]
Yep. I think he originally wanted to ski or something but then broke his leg and took up drawing as a hobby. He was fortunate that his mom was friends with the owner of Dark HOrse comics, and she showed him some of the work so they got him to stay with a few other artists to keep drawing so he was pretty lucky to train with good artists at that time. I scanned that from a book about his life.
User avatar #177 - siridontcare (08/08/2012) [-]
your wrong
User avatar #178 to #177 - themightymrplow (08/08/2012) [-]
What about my wrong?
User avatar #179 to #178 - siridontcare (08/08/2012) [-]
I find arguments easier to win when you dont tell the second partie why your arguing. =3
User avatar #180 to #179 - themightymrplow (08/09/2012) [-]
Valid point.

And you're wrong about my being wrong. I studied the subject for 4 years, I think I would know.
User avatar #181 to #180 - siridontcare (08/09/2012) [-]
the subject of....
User avatar #182 to #181 - themightymrplow (08/09/2012) [-]
Wow you don't even remember what we're arguing about? Pathetic.
User avatar #183 to #182 - siridontcare (08/09/2012) [-]
I know what we are arguing about. how else could I say your wrong? but how do I know that you studied the right subject to qualify you to not be wrong?
User avatar #184 to #183 - themightymrplow (08/09/2012) [-]
I've studied every subject for 4 years. I'm that awesome.
User avatar #185 to #184 - siridontcare (08/09/2012) [-]
every subject you say?
User avatar #186 to #185 - themightymrplow (08/09/2012) [-]
Every subject
User avatar #187 to #186 - siridontcare (08/09/2012) [-]
who is the founder of youtube?
User avatar #188 to #187 - themightymrplow (08/09/2012) [-]
Tobuscus
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User avatar #174 to #221 - themightymrplow (05/04/2012) [-]
I was in a car crash when I was 8. Not that flashy, sadly. I wish I could say I was wrestling a killer grizzly bear.
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#172 - haaaxderp (05/03/2012) [-]
Sorry for my pun, in case you were offended.
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User avatar #171 to #218 - themightymrplow (02/03/2012) [-]
Oh wow awesome! I couldn't every find anyone to do it so I gave up. Thank you very much.
User avatar #169 - TurkDragon (11/15/2011) [-]
just letting you know... your name was rolled on my post...

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2878522/roll+user/
#151 - thesandwhichmaker (08/30/2011) [-]
hello there my good friend how are you
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