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#267 - They should start thinking of our states the way they do their… 06/01/2015 on Americans 0
#64 - I always feel bad for the first guy who posts an established j…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Anyone noticed this? +12
#172 - anonymous (06/01/2015) [-]
imo, it never was funny. Every now and then, you would see a creative new way of calling anime trash, but most of it was just utter shit, and everyone would bandwagon and thumb it up anyway. It infuriates me how people can post the stupidest shit that isn't even funny inb4 funny is subjective and still get THOUSANDS of thumbs. This Penn Jillette "belongs in the trash" shit was never even a joke. There was no punchline. There was no humor. I'm all in for saying one thing is shitty or another, I don't care, but at least put the effort into making a fucking joke, don't just post the same fucking image over and over again, with the same fucking text, OVER AND OVER AGAIN, because while people may thumb you up into heaven, most of the ones who have seen that shit as many times as I have will realize how fucking stupid and unfunny it is, just like maymay faces and re-using the same fucking pepe images for every single goddamn black twitter comp, or relentlessly spamming lenny faces every time you post a comment. The more people post this shit, the more everyone will begin to catch on that it needs to just fucking die already. Geckosandcheerios quit when he knew he was becoming annoying. He died a hero.

anon because unpopular opinion
#119 - You had to learn that? I've never had such delusions. 05/31/2015 on Best Site Ever 0
#47 - Yaaaay, a movie did well. Now everyone gets to show how cool t… 05/31/2015 on After Watching Mad Max 0
#81 - This is true and it makes me sad. Signed, a Harley Quinn… 05/31/2015 on Peter Griffin +2
#39 - I didn't take it anyway. Just letting you know what kind of mu… 05/30/2015 on Happy Boy +3
#23 - I like Nicki Minaj  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Happy Boy +2
#25 - spongebroswagpants (05/30/2015) [-]
dont take it personally, it was a joke
User avatar #39 - themightymrplow (05/30/2015) [-]
I didn't take it anyway. Just letting you know what kind of music I like. Stop trying to act like you aren't interested in my life. love me, dammit
#16 - I was getting ready to post something similar. I generally hat…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2015 on Alien Imposters +8
User avatar #24 - armwulf (05/30/2015) [-]
Agreed! Some of them remind me of Amy Schumer's bullshit though, it's clear they have an agenda at times, but at least they're clever and funny about it, and somewhat realistic.
#46 - If it was actually a competition of who could be more Deadpool… 05/30/2015 on Cosplay Comp 16 0
#39 - Yes, that's exactly right. That's exactly what they did in the…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2015 on "Ants in my eyes Johnson" 0
#46 - vladimirtepes (05/30/2015) [-]
What episode was it? And if you happen to know where I could watch this, and shared a link, that would be amazing. I can't get most adult swim shows in my country.
#47 - haroldpotter (05/30/2015) [-]
Rixty Minutes, Season 1 Episode 8
#48 - vladimirtepes (05/30/2015) [-]
Thanks, but I still need some site to watch it on.
#49 - haroldpotter (05/30/2015) [-]
This is the first link I found on Google, there may be something better but idk, enjoy.
#50 - vladimirtepes (05/30/2015) [-]
Thanks m8.


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #253 - schmuxy ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
All right bitch, your turn. What do you look like?
#254 to #253 - themightymrplow ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I'll give ya the douchebag express picture!
User avatar #255 to #254 - schmuxy ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Put on a leather jacket and you could be from Grease
User avatar #242 - whyheloitisijimble (01/28/2015) [-]
Why helo
User avatar #243 to #242 - themightymrplow ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Who is this?
User avatar #250 to #243 - whyheloitisijimble (01/28/2015) [-]
It is i Jimbles Notronbo
User avatar #252 to #251 - whyheloitisijimble (01/28/2015) [-]
Thank for applaud
#240 - footfetishist ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #241 to #240 - themightymrplow ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh you're a beautiful man.
User avatar #231 - brackgrapple (08/17/2014) [-]
did you ever get that one girls pic that she took down super fast?
#232 to #231 - themightymrplow ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
No, but now that you mention it...
janosaudron Soulcaster mexistash guyanon nerdrage rottie Dalhoff sockbag jolljoemac Itbuttstrong AztecJew thatreallysmartguy emerest denna thearcher zelyx sexualhairassment

I asked the man in this picture if he saved it, and this was his response. He won't share. Do what you will.
User avatar #237 to #232 - themightymrplow ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
redrepeater and impureparadox have similar interests
#238 to #237 - impureparadox (08/19/2014) [-]
thanks for letting me know, regardless of whether or not we got it.
User avatar #236 to #232 - sexualhairassment ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
If she doesn't want that picture up, then lets all collectively **** off.
User avatar #235 to #232 - brackgrapple (08/17/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #234 to #232 - AztecJew (08/17/2014) [-]
well clearly someone is choosing not to be a bro. Unless they live in the same town I don't see what he could hope to gain by heeding her wishes in this case. But whatever. At this point I'm over it. There are enough women who make empty promises or will lead you on in real life so I'm damn sure not gonna fret over one behind a screen.
#233 to #232 - zelyx (08/17/2014) [-]
I asked him two days ago, this was his response

janosaudron Soulcaster mexistash guyanon nerdrage rottie Dalhoff sockbag jolljoemac Itbuttstrong AztecJew thatreallysmartguy emerest denna thearcher zelyx sexualhairassment themightymrplow brackgrapple
#228 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHA! Suck a fat dick. Why don't you just kill yourself? No one is ever going to love a useless broken piece of garbage like you LOL. Do the world a favour and end it before you take up anymore space by just making people feel sorry for you. So pathetic.
#230 to #228 - anonymous (09/16/2013) [-]
**** off you useless piece of cunt no one needs your kind of anon **** , I'm sure this douche OP is perfectly cool, you ******* dickwad. I love him asswhipe
#220 - greatboobya (01/26/2013) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #214 - yeahitsmitch (10/21/2012) [-]
Hey man just giving you a heads up, my gf is in town and she is my life so I've been spending time with her and haven't been on here. I haven't had time to finish your drawing as of yet but I will sit down with it asap.
User avatar #215 to #214 - themightymrplow ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
Lol no worries at all man. If you've got someone like that, make her your priority ;) The drawing can wait.
User avatar #216 to #215 - yeahitsmitch (10/23/2012) [-]
And now back to the real world
User avatar #195 - yeahitsmitch (10/17/2012) [-]
Crap I'll have to reply here cause it wont let me on my profile, but yeah I wouldn't say rip off. Just very inspired by her I suppose. But they do seem similar. There's nothing wrong with an overabundance of hot red head pirate chicks.
User avatar #196 to #195 - themightymrplow ONLINE (10/17/2012) [-]
Couldn't agree more, buddy. Couldn't agree more.
User avatar #197 to #196 - yeahitsmitch (10/17/2012) [-]
Well heck I'll get to work on the Miss Fortune drawing at some point tonight when I'm goofing around
User avatar #198 to #197 - themightymrplow ONLINE (10/17/2012) [-]
Post up your progress, I wanna see how you take it step by step as it comes along :D
User avatar #201 to #200 - themightymrplow ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh man I love that pose! I wonder who she's stepping on lol. If you don't already have an idea, I know exactly who Miss Fortune would be stepping on.
User avatar #202 to #201 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
I was just drawing a random guy with a beard, who should it be?
User avatar #203 to #202 - themightymrplow ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
In her lore, she constantly butts heads with Gangplank: 2.bp.blogspot.com/-BEPsEIlqwwU/TtBIAaw0hLI/AAAAAAAABbU/pPL-VGbauD4/s1600/Gangplank_Splash_0.jpg

He'd be perfect to fill that position.
#204 to #203 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
Well I was already drawing a random bearded dude so I guess Gangplank kinda fits in perfectly.
User avatar #205 to #204 - themightymrplow ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Wow this picture is coming along great. I'm very excited to see the finish result. What are your steps to drawing stuff like this from scratch?
User avatar #206 to #205 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
I draw tiny stick figures first to get a pose I want that looks good, kinda dynamic, but natural (i.e. the person isn't twisting in a weird way) then I start fleshing out the anatomy of the character and from there I look up reference material for costumes, etc.
User avatar #207 to #206 - themightymrplow ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Have an example of the stick figures? I've never done that.

Sorry for all the questions, bro. I just don't do drawing from my head like I want to be able to, so I could use some help, ya know?
#208 to #207 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
I pretty much went with my first figure drawing for this picture so I dont have a stick figure of it, but this is one of the mini sketches I did for another drawing. I draw them with light blue pencils that are erasable because they dont really show up on scans. But that's why they are kinda hard to see.
User avatar #209 to #208 - themightymrplow ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Huh, neat. Maybe I should start trying that.
#211 to #209 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
I'm heading out to a friend's house but here's as far as I got with the pic. I'll take my sketchbook with me in case I can draw some there. I'll talk to you later man.
User avatar #212 to #211 - themightymrplow ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Later dude. Looking great so far!
#213 to #212 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
I'm home, about to crash. Pretty sure I'm kinda drunk right now. Got to use the scanner, thisi s all I have so fur: far. FAR. far. : colon. : ****** . Okay. Here. It's scanning. the scanner i s humming. It is close to being done. SCAN SCAN WOOT.
User avatar #210 to #209 - yeahitsmitch (10/18/2012) [-]
Yeah there's two methods I've seen, one is you start off everything with stick figures and build on them and the other is just a really messy, sketchy approach. I switch up between the two. But as long as you have a good idea of anatomy, you can do a stick figure in any pose and build on it.
User avatar #199 to #198 - yeahitsmitch (10/17/2012) [-]
I'll have to update with pics from my phone cause I dont have access to a scanner right now, but I'll get started.
User avatar #193 - yeahitsmitch (10/14/2012) [-]
I'm pretty much done with my pic...I don't think I can do too much more to it. I'll scan and upload later.
#189 - yeahitsmitch (10/13/2012) [-]
This is some of Turner's first work, back when he was around 19. It's good, but not great. So it takes time and dedication to reach the level he was at.
User avatar #190 to #189 - themightymrplow ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Wow, it's so different! You can definitely see that he hadn't found his own style yet.
User avatar #191 to #190 - yeahitsmitch (10/13/2012) [-]
Yep. I think he originally wanted to ski or something but then broke his leg and took up drawing as a hobby. He was fortunate that his mom was friends with the owner of Dark HOrse comics, and she showed him some of the work so they got him to stay with a few other artists to keep drawing so he was pretty lucky to train with good artists at that time. I scanned that from a book about his life.
User avatar #177 - siridontcare (08/08/2012) [-]
your wrong
User avatar #178 to #177 - themightymrplow ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
What about my wrong?
User avatar #179 to #178 - siridontcare (08/08/2012) [-]
I find arguments easier to win when you dont tell the second partie why your arguing. =3
User avatar #180 to #179 - themightymrplow ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Valid point.

And you're wrong about my being wrong. I studied the subject for 4 years, I think I would know.
User avatar #181 to #180 - siridontcare (08/09/2012) [-]
the subject of....
User avatar #182 to #181 - themightymrplow ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Wow you don't even remember what we're arguing about? Pathetic.
User avatar #183 to #182 - siridontcare (08/09/2012) [-]
I know what we are arguing about. how else could I say your wrong? but how do I know that you studied the right subject to qualify you to not be wrong?
User avatar #184 to #183 - themightymrplow ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
I've studied every subject for 4 years. I'm that awesome.
User avatar #185 to #184 - siridontcare (08/09/2012) [-]
every subject you say?
User avatar #186 to #185 - themightymrplow ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Every subject
User avatar #187 to #186 - siridontcare (08/09/2012) [-]
who is the founder of youtube?
User avatar #188 to #187 - themightymrplow ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #174 to #221 - themightymrplow ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
I was in a car crash when I was 8. Not that flashy, sadly. I wish I could say I was wrestling a killer grizzly bear.
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#172 - haaaxderp (05/03/2012) [-]
Sorry for my pun, in case you were offended.
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User avatar #171 to #218 - themightymrplow ONLINE (02/03/2012) [-]
Oh wow awesome! I couldn't every find anyone to do it so I gave up. Thank you very much.
User avatar #169 - TurkDragon (11/15/2011) [-]
just letting you know... your name was rolled on my post...

#151 - thesandwhichmaker (08/30/2011) [-]
hello there my good friend how are you
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