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themastertroller

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Date Signed Up:12/17/2011
Last Login:8/30/2015
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latest user's comments

#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Asians +12
#23 - amegaara Comment deleted by themastertroller
#62 - how do i tri force? 07/01/2013 on Newfags Can't Triforce 0
#61 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on damn straight +1
#70 - andriod Comment deleted by themastertroller
#27 - i don't even... 06/28/2013 on What... what? +1
#185 - better question, did he die?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on old /b/ 0
User avatar #187 - anonymoose (06/28/2013) [-]
Now that really would be 2 spooky
#696 - i've been here since december 2011. i would like a red colour … 06/27/2013 on Ask DJ 4DM1N for colored text 0
#67 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on tumblr 0
#68 - nustix Comment deleted by themastertroller
#64 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2013 on tumblr +1
#65 - nustix Comment deleted by themastertroller
#67 - themastertroller Comment deleted by themastertroller
#68 - nustix Comment deleted by themastertroller
#61 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2013 on tumblr +1
#62 - nustix Comment deleted by themastertroller
#64 - themastertroller Comment deleted by themastertroller
#65 - nustix Comment deleted by themastertroller
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#38 - i guess the true issue is in the fact how these emos express t… 06/26/2013 on I hate emos -1
#19 - is this when blood ceases to flow to the toes? 06/26/2013 on Horror Movies IRL +2
#35 - thanks 06/26/2013 on Minute Length +1
#33 - i find it amusing how i know what that word means  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Minute Length +1
#34 - merrymarvelite (06/26/2013) [-]
#65 - hammarhead (06/26/2013) [-]
#62 - Zyklone (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #35 - themastertroller (06/26/2013) [-]
thanks
#124 - the first one 06/26/2013 on If alcohol had mascots like... 0
#123 - Comment deleted 06/26/2013 on If alcohol had mascots like... 0
#236 - kingdom hearts 3, that is all 06/26/2013 on E3 2013 0
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Cucumber -4
User avatar #36 - Logicaltightrope (06/25/2013) [-]
Ice is solid water, but still water. liquid water is liquid water, which is water. Both are H2O.

In a technical sense, he's wrong.
#39 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
Ice is the solid form of H20 and water is the liquid form of H20. It must be liquid to be called water, otherwise it is ice if solid, or water vapour if gas.
#37 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
NA YA DUMB ASS NIGGA
ICE = SOLID H20
WATER = LIQUID H20
STEAM= H2O IS GAS STATE
THATS LIKE SAYING LIQUID ICE
OR COOLED STEAM
ITS STUPID, FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR
#63 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
Steam

Otherwise known as "water vapor"
User avatar #38 - Logicaltightrope (06/25/2013) [-]
H2O is water. We nickname liquid water just 'water.' Ice is solid water. Steam is gaseous water.
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#40 - cockineveryorifice (06/25/2013) [-]
We nickname liquid H20 water and nickname gaseous H20 water vapour. E.g. the nickname of liquid nitrogen is nitrro or NOS. That shouldn't be used to name gaseous nitrogen.
User avatar #48 - Logicaltightrope (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't know about liquid nitrogen, but DO know that 'water' is just the non-chemical formula name for 'H2O.' Sure it's wierd but it's the truth. We call liquid water 'water' because it's convenient. Yes, water vapor is still water vapor, and ice is still ice. But water vapor is gaseous water, and water ice is solid water.
User avatar #33 - frysandaburger (06/25/2013) [-]
Well, he's not wrong.
#185 - in addition to comment 181, the hydrogen and helium bonds in t… 06/25/2013 on Brace yourselves 0
#27 - i would haven fallen unconscious for sure, i absolutely hate t… 06/24/2013 on Cruel but funny 0
#28 - never have i ever agreed so much with anyone before. the large… 06/24/2013 on Was not +1
#26 - AT LEAST I PAY TAXES LOLOLOLXD MESSI IS **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Was not +1
User avatar #27 - onceman (06/24/2013) [-]
Oh my god yes, haha, I hate those overplayed jokes too, like the Terry, Valdes, Robben, Suarez, and Busquets ones.
They're very deluded as well, they say "LOL ROBBEN DOESN'T PASS" "BUSQUETS IS THE BIGGEST DIVER EVER" you provide evidence against that those statements, but they ignore it, and call you stupid.
I'm sorry to say this, but I feel like a big part of their ignorance is contributed to their large middle eastern population.
User avatar #28 - themastertroller (06/24/2013) [-]
never have i ever agreed so much with anyone before. the large amount of oriental people is making me really angry. other than that, whenever a picture of a girl is posted, terry is brought into the picture. if a kid is there, it's always wenger. it makes me really pissed which is why i disliked the page.
#31 - DJ 4DM1N? 06/24/2013 on Xkcd on Xbox -1
#35 - if one of them let go, wouldn't it just fall before the snap m… 06/24/2013 on Mutual trust 0
#31 - hfw the internet was created 06/24/2013 on The land before time +5
#49 - leaps of faith are so amazing, i usually close my eyes and pre…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on Said no Assassin ever +1
User avatar #58 - ewqua (06/24/2013) [-]
Who doesn't? (:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #79 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
User avatar #80 to #79 - themastertroller (12/30/2014) [-]
You have done this twice now, why? and thank you though. do you like my profile's style?
User avatar #81 to #80 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
It looks nice man! And why not
User avatar #78 - gugek (12/07/2014) [-]
Hey, i know it's late but i hope you have a fantastic morning and a great day tomorrow yo! :-]
User avatar #75 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #76 to #75 - themastertroller (06/22/2014) [-]
but wai
User avatar #77 to #76 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content so I delivered on my promise
User avatar #68 - ryanfitzy (02/06/2013) [-]
Are you willing to trade your President Items?
User avatar #69 to #68 - themastertroller (02/07/2013) [-]
yes, sorry to reply late. what would you like?
User avatar #70 to #69 - ryanfitzy (02/07/2013) [-]
All your presidents, what would you like in return bro?
User avatar #71 to #70 - themastertroller (02/07/2013) [-]
one Purple Pony Tail please. if you don't mind, can you make the trade request?
and maybe one White Pony Tail too
User avatar #72 to #71 - ryanfitzy (02/07/2013) [-]
Sent you some other goodies lol.
User avatar #73 to #72 - themastertroller (02/07/2013) [-]
thanks man. appreciated
User avatar #63 - hertogrick (11/13/2012) [-]
Kaas, kanker goed.
User avatar #64 to #63 - themastertroller (11/13/2012) [-]
i geen Nederlands spreken
User avatar #65 to #64 - hertogrick (11/13/2012) [-]
Well, the cheese is 'kanker' good
#58 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
I think we're good friends now.

Hi, I'm Not So Grump.
User avatar #59 to #58 - themastertroller (10/29/2012) [-]
why are we good friends now?
#60 to #59 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
I don't know. I'm lonely.....

Can you pet my Meow-Wow though?
User avatar #61 to #60 - themastertroller (10/29/2012) [-]
don't be lonely, go talk to friends at sea
#62 to #61 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
K.   
   
I must go.   
   
Pic related.
K.

I must go.

Pic related.
#55 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #56 to #55 - themastertroller (10/05/2012) [-]
a few, sure
#53 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #53 - themastertroller (09/14/2012) [-]
may i take a sword of red thumbs for it?
#50 - mytrakytra (08/30/2012) [-]
Don't delete your failed roll you pansy.
User avatar #51 to #50 - themastertroller (08/30/2012) [-]
why not? people do it all the time
#48 - pokershark **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#49 to #48 - themastertroller (08/27/2012) [-]
saw wat
saw wat
User avatar #35 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
You wanna trade, bro?
User avatar #36 to #35 - themastertroller (08/09/2012) [-]
what do you have?
User avatar #37 to #36 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
How about your skull mount for my shiny bronze coin? :)
User avatar #38 to #37 - themastertroller (08/09/2012) [-]
that's worth nothing bro..
User avatar #39 to #38 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
With the coin you can make armor. The skull mount is just a decoration. It's your choice, sir.
User avatar #47 to #39 - badgoodass (08/14/2012) [-]
Yes and you will probably need about 100 coins to make 1 piece of armor
User avatar #29 - ffffyou (06/27/2012) [-]
U are the master of sucking black dicks.
User avatar #30 to #29 - themastertroller (06/27/2012) [-]
how come?
User avatar #31 to #30 - ffffyou (06/27/2012) [-]
stop rolling pictures and **** ! if you don't have anything good to say just shut up
User avatar #32 to #31 - themastertroller (06/27/2012) [-]
ok fine, i'll tone it down!
User avatar #15 - volkner (03/15/2012) [-]
You are about to get rule 34 pony bombed, sir.

User avatar #16 to #15 - themastertroller (03/15/2012) [-]
and why is this>
User avatar #17 to #16 - volkner (03/15/2012) [-]
You got rule 34 rolled

User avatar #18 to #17 - themastertroller (03/15/2012) [-]
oh god damn, when is this?
User avatar #19 to #18 - volkner (03/15/2012) [-]
It happened last night, I don't think they are going to deliver

User avatar #1 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
So... You think you're a troll...

You, sir, are a living, breathing facepalm.
User avatar #2 to #1 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
and you had the need to point it out because....? why would u think i am not a troll?
User avatar #3 to #2 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
How are you a troll?
User avatar #4 to #3 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
ok, i think you are annoyed by trolling attempts, so enlighten me. how am i trolling so badly that you had the need to post on my profile?
User avatar #5 to #4 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
You're not trolling badly... You're just not trolling at all. I felt the need to post on your profile, because of your name. You're... You're a joke. You're no worse than a 9gagger.

Go back where you belong, 12 year old scum.
User avatar #6 to #5 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you been following my actions closely? and does my name have to bother you so much just because i dont troll? some people on funnyjunk have to learn to just leave others where they are, fighting over the internet is utterly time-consuming and wasteful. Just enjoy the site a little and stop starting arguments like a little american.
User avatar #7 to #6 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
>American

Seriously, how ******* old are you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
I'd prefer not giving out my age on this site.
User avatar #9 to #8 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
Holy **** ... Please go back to 9gag. Please.

You are the cancer ruining this website.
User avatar #10 to #9 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
Why the hell did you get so angry? I hate 9gag btw. I am the cancer ruining this site? What the hell have i done to annoy you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
You have been you.
User avatar #12 to #11 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
Wo im so offended, i will surely go back to 9gag now
User avatar #13 to #12 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
Oh... Wow... I'm not wasting my time on you anymore, kill yourself, bye.
User avatar #14 to #13 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
i swear to god some funnyjunkers are the biggest fools
User avatar #20 to #14 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
delete this thread, I dare you
User avatar #21 to #20 - themastertroller (04/01/2012) [-]
what is this faggotry?
User avatar #22 to #21 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
what is what faggotry?
#23 to #22 - themastertroller (04/01/2012) [-]
why should i delete this thread?
why should i delete this thread?
User avatar #24 to #23 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
why shouldn't you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - themastertroller (04/01/2012) [-]
and i wont, whatcha gonna do about it?
User avatar #26 to #25 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
So you won't?
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