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Date Signed Up:12/17/2011
Last Login:8/23/2014
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Comment Ranking:#15921
Highest Content Rank:#1851
Highest Comment Rank:#342
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Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
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#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on m00t as a child -2
#51 - steedawwg Comment deleted by themastertroller
#23 - mfw this post 01/02/2013 on Old But Gold +6
#22 - Nice one Phil 01/02/2013 on Damn you Phil +2
#51 - It can cause divorce or even marriage 01/02/2013 on Yahoo Answers +1
#20 - ok then...agreed 01/01/2013 on Thought this was cool 0
#1102 - winrar 01/01/2013 on MFW no thumb limits +5
#18 - planet* magical fairy princess did this 01/01/2013 on Thought this was cool +4
#15 - i said gravity, not sun rays.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2013 on Thought this was cool 0
#19 - autoxx (01/01/2013) [-]
What I'm saying;
Sun make heat.
Heat hit moon.
Moon get warm.
Back of moon get no sun.
Back of moon stay cold.
User avatar #20 - themastertroller (01/01/2013) [-]
ok then...agreed
#9 - **themastertroller rolls 6** this many 01/01/2013 on Math Time! +1
#9 - and according to some articles, it is also caused by light ref… 01/01/2013 on Thought this was cool +2
#8 - the powerful gravity of Saturn would cause heat to be pulled t…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/01/2013 on Thought this was cool +13
#17 - xlxluckyjoexlx (01/01/2013) [-]
did you just say plant? lol
User avatar #18 - themastertroller (01/01/2013) [-]
planet*

magical fairy princess did this
#13 - autoxx (01/01/2013) [-]
The "dark side" isn't in the path of the sun's rays...
Could that be a contributing factor? It's usually colder at night ;)
User avatar #15 - themastertroller (01/01/2013) [-]
i said gravity, not sun rays.
#19 - autoxx (01/01/2013) [-]
What I'm saying;
Sun make heat.
Heat hit moon.
Moon get warm.
Back of moon get no sun.
Back of moon stay cold.
User avatar #20 - themastertroller (01/01/2013) [-]
ok then...agreed
#34 - **themastertroller rolls 8** 01/01/2013 on Happy Newyear! -1
#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2013 on Math is power -12
#26 - darkjustifier (01/01/2013) [-]
#14 - IrishRovre (01/01/2013) [-]
What are you 12?
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/01/2013) [-]
Technically speaking yes he is poster #12 on this content.
#22 - hat the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/01/2013 on Tough Life, Bill +58
#55 - tibialun (01/01/2013) [-]
What in the Lord's name hast thou accused me of, you mangy cur? I take it upon myself to inform thee I completed mine service as a Crusader in a position of leadership, and personally spited at the very least three-hundred moslems upon my lance alone. I was taught powerful forms of combat in strange lands beyond Egypt by immensely hairy blacks and I be the greatest knight in all of Britannia! Thou art nothing to me but another knave to be stuck down. I shall remove thee from the King's lands with skill none hath ever witnessed in all of God's creation, mark my blasted words. Thou believe you may escape unharmed after uttering such vile phrases to me via magical pigeon? Ye may wish to rethink, oaf. As we converse, I am calling upon my network of allies all across Britain, and your coat of arms is being delivered to me at this very moment, so it would be best for your continued survival if you prepared for the firestorm to be delivered to your doorstep, worm. The sort of firestorm that would decimate the insignificant, worthless thing thee refers to as your life. Thou art as dead, child. I am capable of relocating mineself anywhere, anytime, and I am well versed in more than seven hundred different forms of killing, and that be with mere fisticuffs. Not only am I gargantuanly trained in such modes of combat, but I additionally am permmitted access to the entirety of our liege the King's armies and am sure to make full use of it to remove your stain upon our great nation, thou filthy pig. If only thee had the sense to fathom what hellfire thine witty remark would surely bring upon you, and now thee will feel the retribution, you damnable fool. I will deficate divine fury upon you and thou will drown in it. Ye be doomed, peasant.
#54 - tibialun (01/01/2013) [-]
What in God's name did you utter, puking beetle-headed scullion? I’ll say to thee that I graduated top page in my class, and I’ve partaken in numerous quests for the holy grail, and I have slain over 300 heathens in the holy-lands. I am versed in ram warfare and I’m the top knight in all the Round Table. Thou art nothing to me but just another sheathe for my sword. I will send you to God's kingdom with valour the likes of which has never been seen before in all the land, so heed these words. Thou thinks you can say that to a noble such as myself over courier pigeon? Don't make me laugh, thy currish base-court bladder! As I write this I am contacting my secret network of inquisitors across Europe and your home is being stalked by the royal assassin right now so thou best prepare for a mighty tempest, thine tottering clapper-clawed barnacle. The tempest that butchers the cowardly chicken known as your life. Thou art already dead, thou frothy dismal-dreaming baggage. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slay you in over four-score and seven ways, and that’s just with my gauntlets. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire armoury of King Arthur's Court and I will use it to its full extent to send you're miserable backside to kingdom-come, thou with an odour of defecation. If only you could have foreseen what God-sent wrath your little “clever” message was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have respected the authority of a noble. But you could not, you did not, and now thou shalt have thy just-desserts, you Mewling Notty-pated hedgepig. I will defecate the scourge of God-almighty all over you and thou shalt cease to breathe under it. Thou art utterly slain, you inbred hugger-muggers infant.
#53 - tibialun (01/01/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#23 - getoffit (01/01/2013) [-]
10/10. I will hue at this for many ages to come.
#25 - No one should be alone on the holidays..but people like me are. 01/01/2013 on MFW 2013 +1
#400 - how do you triforce? 01/01/2013 on They said it couldn't be done 0
#779 - I AM THE LEAGUE OF THUMBERS HERE TO FULFILL STANLYDRAGON'S DESTINY 12/31/2012 on MFW no thumb limits +5
#766 - … 12/31/2012 on MFW no thumb limits +3
#757 - **themastertroller rolls 234** trips 12/31/2012 on MFW no thumb limits +4
#756 - Comment deleted 12/31/2012 on MFW no thumb limits 0
#750 - but you're already green! 12/31/2012 on MFW no thumb limits +5
#746 - **themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #… 12/31/2012 on MFW no thumb limits +8
#743 - **themastertroller rolled a random comment #2369407 posted … 12/31/2012 on MFW no thumb limits +7
#737 - **themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #… 12/31/2012 on MFW no thumb limits +11
#729 - **themastertroller rolls 46,792** wat 12/31/2012 on MFW no thumb limits +13
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User avatar #76 to #75 - themastertroller (06/22/2014) [-]
but wai
User avatar #77 to #76 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content so I delivered on my promise
User avatar #68 - ryanfitzy (02/06/2013) [-]
Are you willing to trade your President Items?
User avatar #69 to #68 - themastertroller (02/07/2013) [-]
yes, sorry to reply late. what would you like?
User avatar #70 to #69 - ryanfitzy (02/07/2013) [-]
All your presidents, what would you like in return bro?
User avatar #71 to #70 - themastertroller (02/07/2013) [-]
one Purple Pony Tail please. if you don't mind, can you make the trade request?
and maybe one White Pony Tail too
User avatar #72 to #71 - ryanfitzy (02/07/2013) [-]
Sent you some other goodies lol.
User avatar #73 to #72 - themastertroller (02/07/2013) [-]
thanks man. appreciated
User avatar #63 - hertogrick (11/13/2012) [-]
Kaas, kanker goed.
User avatar #64 to #63 - themastertroller (11/13/2012) [-]
i geen Nederlands spreken
User avatar #65 to #64 - hertogrick (11/13/2012) [-]
Well, the cheese is 'kanker' good
#58 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
I think we're good friends now.

Hi, I'm Not So Grump.
User avatar #59 to #58 - themastertroller (10/29/2012) [-]
why are we good friends now?
#60 to #59 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
I don't know. I'm lonely.....

Can you pet my Meow-Wow though?
User avatar #61 to #60 - themastertroller (10/29/2012) [-]
don't be lonely, go talk to friends at sea
#62 to #61 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
K.   
   
I must go.   
   
Pic related.
K.

I must go.

Pic related.
#55 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #56 to #55 - themastertroller (10/05/2012) [-]
a few, sure
#53 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #53 - themastertroller (09/14/2012) [-]
may i take a sword of red thumbs for it?
#50 - mytrakytra (08/30/2012) [-]
Don't delete your failed roll you pansy.
User avatar #51 to #50 - themastertroller (08/30/2012) [-]
why not? people do it all the time
#48 - pokershark **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#49 to #48 - themastertroller (08/27/2012) [-]
saw wat
saw wat
User avatar #35 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
You wanna trade, bro?
User avatar #36 to #35 - themastertroller (08/09/2012) [-]
what do you have?
User avatar #37 to #36 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
How about your skull mount for my shiny bronze coin? :)
User avatar #38 to #37 - themastertroller (08/09/2012) [-]
that's worth nothing bro..
User avatar #39 to #38 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
With the coin you can make armor. The skull mount is just a decoration. It's your choice, sir.
User avatar #47 to #39 - badgoodass (08/14/2012) [-]
Yes and you will probably need about 100 coins to make 1 piece of armor
User avatar #29 - ffffyou (06/27/2012) [-]
U are the master of sucking black dicks.
User avatar #30 to #29 - themastertroller (06/27/2012) [-]
how come?
User avatar #31 to #30 - ffffyou (06/27/2012) [-]
stop rolling pictures and **** ! if you don't have anything good to say just shut up
User avatar #32 to #31 - themastertroller (06/27/2012) [-]
ok fine, i'll tone it down!
User avatar #15 - volkner (03/15/2012) [-]
You are about to get rule 34 pony bombed, sir.

User avatar #16 to #15 - themastertroller (03/15/2012) [-]
and why is this>
User avatar #17 to #16 - volkner (03/15/2012) [-]
You got rule 34 rolled

User avatar #18 to #17 - themastertroller (03/15/2012) [-]
oh god damn, when is this?
User avatar #19 to #18 - volkner (03/15/2012) [-]
It happened last night, I don't think they are going to deliver

User avatar #1 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
So... You think you're a troll...

You, sir, are a living, breathing facepalm.
User avatar #2 to #1 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
and you had the need to point it out because....? why would u think i am not a troll?
User avatar #3 to #2 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
How are you a troll?
User avatar #4 to #3 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
ok, i think you are annoyed by trolling attempts, so enlighten me. how am i trolling so badly that you had the need to post on my profile?
User avatar #5 to #4 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
You're not trolling badly... You're just not trolling at all. I felt the need to post on your profile, because of your name. You're... You're a joke. You're no worse than a 9gagger.

Go back where you belong, 12 year old scum.
User avatar #6 to #5 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you been following my actions closely? and does my name have to bother you so much just because i dont troll? some people on funnyjunk have to learn to just leave others where they are, fighting over the internet is utterly time-consuming and wasteful. Just enjoy the site a little and stop starting arguments like a little american.
User avatar #7 to #6 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
>American

Seriously, how ******* old are you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
I'd prefer not giving out my age on this site.
User avatar #9 to #8 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
Holy **** ... Please go back to 9gag. Please.

You are the cancer ruining this website.
User avatar #10 to #9 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
Why the hell did you get so angry? I hate 9gag btw. I am the cancer ruining this site? What the hell have i done to annoy you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
You have been you.
User avatar #12 to #11 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
Wo im so offended, i will surely go back to 9gag now
User avatar #13 to #12 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
Oh... Wow... I'm not wasting my time on you anymore, kill yourself, bye.
User avatar #14 to #13 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
i swear to god some funnyjunkers are the biggest fools
User avatar #20 to #14 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
delete this thread, I dare you
User avatar #21 to #20 - themastertroller (04/01/2012) [-]
what is this faggotry?
User avatar #22 to #21 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
what is what faggotry?
#23 to #22 - themastertroller (04/01/2012) [-]
why should i delete this thread?
why should i delete this thread?
User avatar #24 to #23 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
why shouldn't you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - themastertroller (04/01/2012) [-]
and i wont, whatcha gonna do about it?
User avatar #26 to #25 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
So you won't?
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