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#241 - borderlands easily 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
#67 - **themastertroller used "*roll 1, 0-9*"** **themastertrolle… 03/17/2015 on Even brighter than the... 0
#66 - *roll 1,0-9* my dick size in parsecs  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Even brighter than the... 0
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#67 - themastertroller (03/17/2015) [-]
**themastertroller used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**themastertroller rolls 7** my size in parsecs when flaccid
#53 - relevant 03/17/2015 on Barbie or Some Shit +4
#18 - pelican's revenge afterwards  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Poor pelican.. +7
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#46 - sirowlington (03/17/2015) [-]
is that from what i think it is from
#22 - mfw i read that 03/16/2015 on Tumblr Comp 20: Pun Edition +2
#48 - what to say ?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Tricking people to date you... 0
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#53 - klaes (03/16/2015) [-]
Legit advice:
-Don't pussyfoot it. You're asking her out and be direct about it. Regardless of her answer, she'll respect the fact you didn't try to ask her indirectly. That takes guts, and people recognize that.
-Have some kind of plan in mind if she reciprocates your feelings and agrees to a date. You'll look like a bit of a twat if she says "Sure, what do you have in mind?" and you stand there, your facing screaming "I don't know, I never expected to get this far".
-If you're in school/working a regular week with her, don't confess on a Monday or a Tuesday. Regardless of her answer, it's better to have at most two or three days of awkwardness(waiting for the date/dealing with the rejection) before the weekend can clear stuff up either way.
-As kanatana said, don't be that guy if she ends up saying no. Her answer may change with time, but if it does let her be the one who tells you that, don't chase it romantically or you'll be rightfully bestowed with the "creep" status.
#54 - kanatana (03/16/2015) [-]
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#51 - klaes (03/16/2015) [-]
okay listen closely dude cause you don't wanna fuck this up. One of the most important things about this is that you want to do this in an environment she is comfortable with, and you should do this verbally, not over text. If you have any activities you two share, this would be the best time to do it, just make sure you have some time alone with her(you only need a minute or two at most) and make sure the mood feels right. Note that when I say the mood feels right I mean she seems relaxed, don't use 'it didn't feel like the right time' as an excuse for never asking her.

When you're about to do it, get a bit closer, but not too close, you don't want to make her feel suffocated or claustrophic. Then, with the manliest, smoothest tone that you can muster, say the magic words: ayo girl wnt sum fuk???
#55 - bitofatit (03/16/2015) [-]
**bitofatit used "*roll picture*"**
**bitofatit rolled image** ah that was glorious. did not expect 10/10
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#52 - kanatana (03/16/2015) [-]
... It is just crazy enough to potato.
#50 - kanatana (03/16/2015) [-]
Man up and tell her you like her. Ask her out on a date sometime. If she says no, she says no. Don't try to be smooth or use a line or something. I don't know how old you are, where you live, or whatever, but if she likes you back, if she thinks it could work, then she'll say yes. If not, then move on. Don't be a lovesick puppy pining for a girl without her knowing, but also don't be that guy pining for her if she romantically rejects you.

If you're already friends, she'll still be friends with you if she says no, but that's life. You have to take risks.

Sometimes, all you need is 30 seconds of insane courage.
#32 - Picture 03/16/2015 on Because I'm fat as fuck +10
#44 - so i need to confess to a girl pretty soon. how does fj sugges…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Tricking people to date you... 0
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#68 - danrmanalt (03/16/2015) [-]
Been reading this manga that actually has pretty good dating tips and tips for talking to girls.
www.mangahere.co/manga/love_riron/
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#67 - advice (03/16/2015) [-]
you just do it. don't think, just do
#59 - neoexdeath (03/16/2015) [-]
Because love lasts forever, and so does an anal creampie.
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#57 - guitarassassin (03/16/2015) [-]
**guitarassassin used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**guitarassassin rolls 26** dubs and you say, "Ay bby. U wont sum fuk?"
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#63 - dudewitharake (03/16/2015) [-]
**dudewitharake used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**dudewitharake rolls 70**
here, take mine
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#46 - kanatana (03/16/2015) [-]
Verbally.
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#48 - themastertroller (03/16/2015) [-]
what to say ?
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#53 - klaes (03/16/2015) [-]
Legit advice:
-Don't pussyfoot it. You're asking her out and be direct about it. Regardless of her answer, she'll respect the fact you didn't try to ask her indirectly. That takes guts, and people recognize that.
-Have some kind of plan in mind if she reciprocates your feelings and agrees to a date. You'll look like a bit of a twat if she says "Sure, what do you have in mind?" and you stand there, your facing screaming "I don't know, I never expected to get this far".
-If you're in school/working a regular week with her, don't confess on a Monday or a Tuesday. Regardless of her answer, it's better to have at most two or three days of awkwardness(waiting for the date/dealing with the rejection) before the weekend can clear stuff up either way.
-As kanatana said, don't be that guy if she ends up saying no. Her answer may change with time, but if it does let her be the one who tells you that, don't chase it romantically or you'll be rightfully bestowed with the "creep" status.
#54 - kanatana (03/16/2015) [-]
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#51 - klaes (03/16/2015) [-]
okay listen closely dude cause you don't wanna fuck this up. One of the most important things about this is that you want to do this in an environment she is comfortable with, and you should do this verbally, not over text. If you have any activities you two share, this would be the best time to do it, just make sure you have some time alone with her(you only need a minute or two at most) and make sure the mood feels right. Note that when I say the mood feels right I mean she seems relaxed, don't use 'it didn't feel like the right time' as an excuse for never asking her.

When you're about to do it, get a bit closer, but not too close, you don't want to make her feel suffocated or claustrophic. Then, with the manliest, smoothest tone that you can muster, say the magic words: ayo girl wnt sum fuk???
#55 - bitofatit (03/16/2015) [-]
**bitofatit used "*roll picture*"**
**bitofatit rolled image** ah that was glorious. did not expect 10/10
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#52 - kanatana (03/16/2015) [-]
... It is just crazy enough to potato.
#50 - kanatana (03/16/2015) [-]
Man up and tell her you like her. Ask her out on a date sometime. If she says no, she says no. Don't try to be smooth or use a line or something. I don't know how old you are, where you live, or whatever, but if she likes you back, if she thinks it could work, then she'll say yes. If not, then move on. Don't be a lovesick puppy pining for a girl without her knowing, but also don't be that guy pining for her if she romantically rejects you.

If you're already friends, she'll still be friends with you if she says no, but that's life. You have to take risks.

Sometimes, all you need is 30 seconds of insane courage.
#30 - hfw he goes to disneyland after anyways 03/15/2015 on Ready for Disneyland +5