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Date Signed Up:12/17/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#1851
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#30 - slimcognito ftw 06/05/2014 on Thugs 4 Less +4
#2071 - **themastertroller rolled image ** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#46 - **themastertroller rolled image ** admin 06/05/2014 on Admin wtf. +1
#392 - he said his nose will grow. it won't just grow because of that… 06/04/2014 on Pretty much what it says 0
#202 - it will grow. it won't be an infinite sequence  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Pretty much what it says 0
User avatar #381 - somerandomrant (06/04/2014) [-]
Please explain
User avatar #392 - themastertroller (06/04/2014) [-]
he said his nose will grow. it won't just grow because of that, but he lied initially, so then it will grow. then it will cease because he only told one lie. it will not continue forever.
#23 - Amen. 06/04/2014 on biebergotswag +3
#20 - **themastertroller rolled comment #1 ** : Kanye West wear…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Rolls Royce 4chin +6
User avatar #55 - jackknapp (06/04/2014) [-]
Hey!
I was in that thread!
I got red-thumbed to hell for saying "combo breaker."
#41 - smallzninja (06/04/2014) [-]
But then he takes it off to show his Kanye Chest.
User avatar #57 - twistedtheturtle (06/04/2014) [-]
he took it off because he had a Kanye mess
User avatar #25 - joemoearigato (06/04/2014) [-]
Looking his Kanye best.

:^)
#119 - smallzninja (06/05/2014) [-]
He had to look good to pass the Kanye Test
#37 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
This is beautiful.

The master troller? More like the master roller!
#24 - what can a brown recluse do to you?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on 95% of Spiders Are Harmless 0
User avatar #26 - APURPLEPYTHON (06/04/2014) [-]
It wont kill you. Just eat some tissue where it bites you. Burns a little. Gives you a headache, backache or bellyache. Pain stops after about 8 hours and you're good to go. The tissue grows back after a few weeks too.
#34 - **themastertroller rolled comment #4229 ** : Thank you …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2014 on No food 4 you 0
User avatar #69 - andreweasley (06/04/2014) [-]
-Opens fridge- NO FOOD!
User avatar #38 - imagnetsux (06/04/2014) [-]
shortest horror story: F
User avatar #43 - TheFixer (06/04/2014) [-]
shortest horror story

the last man alive sat in a locked room. there was a knock at the door.
#63 - mvtjets (06/04/2014) [-]
"I was stoned. And Taco Bell was closed."
#22 - known as the McGurk effect 06/03/2014 on *screams, foaming at the... 0
#59 - you sir are a mole  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on damn that's impressive +9
#107 - ripgeckosncherios (06/03/2014) [-]
I carbon what you did there
#161 - **themastertroller rolled comment #165 ** : Kanjis have m… 06/02/2014 on Itsy Bitsy Baby Man! 0
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Oldies -4
User avatar #9 - godtherapist (06/02/2014) [-]
That's why he is smooth and not lucky. Because he made it before anyone else could, even if it was today.
#33 - **themastertroller rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on Do It 0
#1 - **themastertroller rolls 77** number of times I have seen this on fj 06/02/2014 on This Is Lisa +3
#47 - tungsten master race 06/01/2014 on aluminum 0
#202 - how was shadow of the colossus? good?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Honest Video Game Box Art +1
User avatar #234 - aerius (06/02/2014) [-]
It's a game that anyone who considers Games a legitimate medium for expression and art needs to play. Also anyone who really likes beating the shit out of massive bosses.
User avatar #217 - mads (06/01/2014) [-]
It's pretty good. It's like all chill and calm. Then like Fucking stressful as all shit. Then back to calm and nice and sunny.


That shit's an emotional roller-coaster
#203 - sytheris (06/01/2014) [-]
Cult classic status. Some people loved it, some people hated it.
#68 - "he looks so done" that ruined it for me 06/01/2014 on America did the thing +7
#63 - I... ****  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Cue terrible Nazi puns in... +4
User avatar #64 - vishnarg (06/01/2014) [-]
Hahahaha
#61 - what are the units for this measurement?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Cue terrible Nazi puns in... 0
User avatar #62 - vishnarg (06/01/2014) [-]
Death toll...
User avatar #63 - themastertroller (06/01/2014) [-]
I...shit
User avatar #64 - vishnarg (06/01/2014) [-]
Hahahaha
#16 - **themastertroller rolled image ** my type of dominance 06/01/2014 on dominance -1
#24 - which one? 06/01/2014 on Dog selfie +1
#23 - nostalgia is my middle name 06/01/2014 on Brain and stomach at it again +1
#50 - he's also at the top right corner of your keyboard 06/01/2014 on 211 in progress +1
#49 - **themastertroller rolled image ** truck driver's face when  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on 211 in progress +8
#75 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Kid's face when
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User avatar #78 - gugek (12/07/2014) [-]
Hey, i know it's late but i hope you have a fantastic morning and a great day tomorrow yo! :-]
User avatar #76 to #75 - themastertroller (06/22/2014) [-]
but wai
User avatar #77 to #76 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content so I delivered on my promise
User avatar #68 - ryanfitzy (02/06/2013) [-]
Are you willing to trade your President Items?
User avatar #69 to #68 - themastertroller (02/07/2013) [-]
yes, sorry to reply late. what would you like?
User avatar #70 to #69 - ryanfitzy (02/07/2013) [-]
All your presidents, what would you like in return bro?
User avatar #71 to #70 - themastertroller (02/07/2013) [-]
one Purple Pony Tail please. if you don't mind, can you make the trade request?
and maybe one White Pony Tail too
User avatar #72 to #71 - ryanfitzy (02/07/2013) [-]
Sent you some other goodies lol.
User avatar #73 to #72 - themastertroller (02/07/2013) [-]
thanks man. appreciated
User avatar #63 - hertogrick (11/13/2012) [-]
Kaas, kanker goed.
User avatar #64 to #63 - themastertroller (11/13/2012) [-]
i geen Nederlands spreken
User avatar #65 to #64 - hertogrick (11/13/2012) [-]
Well, the cheese is 'kanker' good
#58 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
I think we're good friends now.

Hi, I'm Not So Grump.
User avatar #59 to #58 - themastertroller (10/29/2012) [-]
why are we good friends now?
#60 to #59 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
I don't know. I'm lonely.....

Can you pet my Meow-Wow though?
User avatar #61 to #60 - themastertroller (10/29/2012) [-]
don't be lonely, go talk to friends at sea
#62 to #61 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
K.   
   
I must go.   
   
Pic related.
K.

I must go.

Pic related.
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User avatar #56 to #55 - themastertroller (10/05/2012) [-]
a few, sure
#53 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #53 - themastertroller (09/14/2012) [-]
may i take a sword of red thumbs for it?
#50 - mytrakytra (08/30/2012) [-]
Don't delete your failed roll you pansy.
User avatar #51 to #50 - themastertroller (08/30/2012) [-]
why not? people do it all the time
#48 - pokershark **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#49 to #48 - themastertroller (08/27/2012) [-]
saw wat
saw wat
User avatar #35 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
You wanna trade, bro?
User avatar #36 to #35 - themastertroller (08/09/2012) [-]
what do you have?
User avatar #37 to #36 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
How about your skull mount for my shiny bronze coin? :)
User avatar #38 to #37 - themastertroller (08/09/2012) [-]
that's worth nothing bro..
User avatar #39 to #38 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
With the coin you can make armor. The skull mount is just a decoration. It's your choice, sir.
User avatar #47 to #39 - badgoodass ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
Yes and you will probably need about 100 coins to make 1 piece of armor
User avatar #29 - ffffyou (06/27/2012) [-]
U are the master of sucking black dicks.
User avatar #30 to #29 - themastertroller (06/27/2012) [-]
how come?
User avatar #31 to #30 - ffffyou (06/27/2012) [-]
stop rolling pictures and **** ! if you don't have anything good to say just shut up
User avatar #32 to #31 - themastertroller (06/27/2012) [-]
ok fine, i'll tone it down!
User avatar #15 - volkner (03/15/2012) [-]
You are about to get rule 34 pony bombed, sir.

User avatar #16 to #15 - themastertroller (03/15/2012) [-]
and why is this>
User avatar #17 to #16 - volkner (03/15/2012) [-]
You got rule 34 rolled

User avatar #18 to #17 - themastertroller (03/15/2012) [-]
oh god damn, when is this?
User avatar #19 to #18 - volkner (03/15/2012) [-]
It happened last night, I don't think they are going to deliver

User avatar #1 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
So... You think you're a troll...

You, sir, are a living, breathing facepalm.
User avatar #2 to #1 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
and you had the need to point it out because....? why would u think i am not a troll?
User avatar #3 to #2 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
How are you a troll?
User avatar #4 to #3 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
ok, i think you are annoyed by trolling attempts, so enlighten me. how am i trolling so badly that you had the need to post on my profile?
User avatar #5 to #4 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
You're not trolling badly... You're just not trolling at all. I felt the need to post on your profile, because of your name. You're... You're a joke. You're no worse than a 9gagger.

Go back where you belong, 12 year old scum.
User avatar #6 to #5 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you been following my actions closely? and does my name have to bother you so much just because i dont troll? some people on funnyjunk have to learn to just leave others where they are, fighting over the internet is utterly time-consuming and wasteful. Just enjoy the site a little and stop starting arguments like a little american.
User avatar #7 to #6 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
>American

Seriously, how ******* old are you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
I'd prefer not giving out my age on this site.
User avatar #9 to #8 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
Holy **** ... Please go back to 9gag. Please.

You are the cancer ruining this website.
User avatar #10 to #9 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
Why the hell did you get so angry? I hate 9gag btw. I am the cancer ruining this site? What the hell have i done to annoy you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
You have been you.
User avatar #12 to #11 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
Wo im so offended, i will surely go back to 9gag now
User avatar #13 to #12 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
Oh... Wow... I'm not wasting my time on you anymore, kill yourself, bye.
User avatar #14 to #13 - themastertroller (03/13/2012) [-]
i swear to god some funnyjunkers are the biggest fools
User avatar #20 to #14 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
delete this thread, I dare you
User avatar #21 to #20 - themastertroller (04/01/2012) [-]
what is this faggotry?
User avatar #22 to #21 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
what is what faggotry?
#23 to #22 - themastertroller (04/01/2012) [-]
why should i delete this thread?
why should i delete this thread?
User avatar #24 to #23 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
why shouldn't you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - themastertroller (04/01/2012) [-]
and i wont, whatcha gonna do about it?
User avatar #26 to #25 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
So you won't?
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