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themastertroller

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Date Signed Up:12/17/2011
Last Login:3/04/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1699
Comment Ranking:#2422
Highest Content Rank:#1700
Highest Comment Rank:#342
Content Thumbs: 13221 total,  14953 ,  1732
Comment Thumbs: 18694 total,  24201 ,  5507
Content Level Progress: 73.4% (734/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 14.8% (148/1000)
Level 318 Comments: Wizard → Level 319 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:494779
Times Content Favorited:562 times
Total Comments Made:7563
FJ Points:6089
Favorite Tags: this (3) | a (2) | Cake (2) | i (2) | Penis (2) | read (2) | Swag (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#54 - ahaha i love jellyfish he's a cool guy and doesn't afraid … 12/30/2014 on 4chan hitting on girls -1
#37 - what has been seen... 12/30/2014 on xenomorph horse 0
#80 - i can confirm this, i am a church 12/30/2014 on Going to church after years... 0
#36 - >2003+9-4+6 >making us do math in the title 12/30/2014 on 23+5-28 fucks given 0
#22 - lmfao stop 12/30/2014 on Drunk +1
#16 - kisame's death really hit the sharks hard. they had to resort … 12/30/2014 on Ocean News +1
#11 - what are these flies capable of?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Botfly Removed from Monkey 0
#25 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
The larva use your body as a nest and feed off of you for nutrients. After they're ready to "transform" and become botflies, they just wiggle out and leave. There's no damage as long as you go to a hospital immediately, to sterilize the wound and get it closed. It's more risky to pull them out, because if you squeeze to hard they let out a poisonous liquid that can cause a really bad infection.
#20 - anonexplains (12/30/2014) [-]
turning you into a fucking hive apparently
#40 - i....i cant... i have no words for this 12/30/2014 on no title needed 0
#34 - If I wanted my cum back, I would've wiped it off your mom's ch… 12/30/2014 on oooooohhhhh! +3
#3713 - lucky. that is my dream education 12/29/2014 on /science/ board 0
#81 - take it easy, i live in america so i called it soccer. 12/29/2014 on nederland godverdomme 0
#9 - OMFG  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Doubles +1
#10 - corps (12/29/2014) [-]
Mutha fukas betta know
#7 - **themastertroller used "*roll 1, 0-9*"** **themastertrolle…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Doubles +2
User avatar #8 - corps (12/29/2014) [-]
**corps used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**corps rolls 6** Divided by this.
#9 - themastertroller (12/29/2014) [-]
OMFG
#10 - corps (12/29/2014) [-]
Mutha fukas betta know
#5 - **themastertroller used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **themastertroll…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Doubles 0
User avatar #6 - corps (12/29/2014) [-]
**corps used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**corps rolls 5** Minus this.
User avatar #7 - themastertroller (12/29/2014) [-]
**themastertroller used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**themastertroller rolls 4** plus this
User avatar #8 - corps (12/29/2014) [-]
**corps used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**corps rolls 6** Divided by this.
#9 - themastertroller (12/29/2014) [-]
OMFG
#10 - corps (12/29/2014) [-]
Mutha fukas betta know
#88 - **themastertroller used "*roll picture*"** **themastertroll…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on now you fucked up +2
User avatar #91 - undeadpancake (12/29/2014) [-]
Nice roll
#62 - Netherlands mentioned Swell with coffee shops, bicycl…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2014 on nederland godverdomme +3
#101 - anonexplains (12/29/2014) [-]
als je zo'n kutamerikaan bent, kanker dan op kankerleier met je netherlands mentioned
#80 - anonexplains (12/29/2014) [-]
Voor een nederlander ben je ook echt een domme kaaskop of nie?

Je bedoelde godverdomme Football, je bent toch geen tering merikantje?

Of ga jij nu ook dingen in inches meten?
#124 - bwiedieter (12/29/2014) [-]
Maaskantje, Jonge!
User avatar #95 - mysticado (12/29/2014) [-]
Ahahahaha, for a German guy everything in Dutch sounds funny, even if you throw insults at each other's heads! Love the Nederlands
User avatar #81 - themastertroller (12/29/2014) [-]
take it easy, i live in america so i called it soccer.
#73 - incrediblejohn (12/29/2014) [-]
coffee shops, also hello from rotterdam
#83 - always the damn dutchies  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on now you fucked up 0
#87 - incrediblejohn (12/29/2014) [-]
i am very offended by your comment sir, i will be informing the internet polce
#88 - themastertroller (12/29/2014) [-]
**themastertroller used "*roll picture*"**
**themastertroller rolled image**

no! I have 3 kids at home!
User avatar #91 - undeadpancake (12/29/2014) [-]
Nice roll
#139 - **themastertroller used "*roll cah answer*"** **themastertr… 12/29/2014 on Roll your cards, I'll start 0
#138 - **themastertroller used "*roll cah question*"** **themaster…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Roll your cards, I'll start 0
User avatar #139 - themastertroller (12/29/2014) [-]
**themastertroller used "*roll cah answer*"**
**themastertroller rolls Man-Faye.**
#189 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Stolen from chin times four +2
#197 - rihardololz (12/29/2014) [-]
#114 - **themastertroller used "*roll torture method*"** **themast… 12/29/2014 on All FJ Roll Types 0
#3705 - so, what does fj know about space?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/29/2014 on /science/ board 0
User avatar #3848 - alltimetens (01/12/2015) [-]
I'd say my knowledge of space is above-average.

But the more you know about a field (astronomy, in particular), the more you realize how puny your knowledge is. Basically, the more you know, the less you think you know.

Astronomy is truly a humbling field, even though it's just a side-hobby for me.
User avatar #3743 - Rei (01/02/2015) [-]
It's made of ether
User avatar #3729 - iridium (01/01/2015) [-]
Well I don't like studying Astronomy because I feel much of it serves little purpose, but I know the basics.
User avatar #3712 - xtwinblade (12/29/2014) [-]
Quite much. Studied theoretical astrophysics for 4 years.
User avatar #3713 - themastertroller (12/29/2014) [-]
lucky. that is my dream education
User avatar #3707 - leightonsolomon (12/29/2014) [-]
I know my fair share. Why?
User avatar #3706 - kebabs (12/29/2014) [-]
Your mum occupies a whole lot of it.
#36 - me after seeing what people do at parties  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Want a DJ admin new years... +6
#45 - giffythetoad (12/29/2014) [-]
mfw people can't read in reverse.
#9 - **themastertroller used "*roll picture*"** **themastertroll… 12/28/2014 on Digested food produce +2
#8 - **themastertroller used "*roll cah answer*"** **themastertr… 12/28/2014 on What a shitty store 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #79 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
User avatar #80 to #79 - themastertroller ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
You have done this twice now, why? and thank you though. do you like my profile's style?
User avatar #81 to #80 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
It looks nice man! And why not
User avatar #78 - gugek (12/07/2014) [-]
Hey, i know it's late but i hope you have a fantastic morning and a great day tomorrow yo! :-]
User avatar #76 to #75 - themastertroller ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
but wai
User avatar #77 to #76 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content so I delivered on my promise
User avatar #68 - ryanfitzy (02/06/2013) [-]
Are you willing to trade your President Items?
User avatar #69 to #68 - themastertroller ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
yes, sorry to reply late. what would you like?
User avatar #70 to #69 - ryanfitzy (02/07/2013) [-]
All your presidents, what would you like in return bro?
User avatar #71 to #70 - themastertroller ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
one Purple Pony Tail please. if you don't mind, can you make the trade request?
and maybe one White Pony Tail too
User avatar #72 to #71 - ryanfitzy (02/07/2013) [-]
Sent you some other goodies lol.
User avatar #73 to #72 - themastertroller ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
thanks man. appreciated
#66 - themastertroller ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #63 - hertogrick (11/13/2012) [-]
Kaas, kanker goed.
User avatar #64 to #63 - themastertroller ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
i geen Nederlands spreken
User avatar #65 to #64 - hertogrick (11/13/2012) [-]
Well, the cheese is 'kanker' good
#58 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
I think we're good friends now.

Hi, I'm Not So Grump.
User avatar #59 to #58 - themastertroller ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
why are we good friends now?
#60 to #59 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
I don't know. I'm lonely.....

Can you pet my Meow-Wow though?
User avatar #61 to #60 - themastertroller ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
don't be lonely, go talk to friends at sea
#62 to #61 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
K.   
   
I must go.   
   
Pic related.
K.

I must go.

Pic related.
#55 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #56 to #55 - themastertroller ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
a few, sure
#53 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #53 - themastertroller ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
may i take a sword of red thumbs for it?
#50 - mytrakytra (08/30/2012) [-]
Don't delete your failed roll you pansy.
User avatar #51 to #50 - themastertroller ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
why not? people do it all the time
#48 - pokershark **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#49 to #48 - themastertroller ONLINE (08/27/2012) [-]
saw wat
saw wat
User avatar #35 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
You wanna trade, bro?
User avatar #36 to #35 - themastertroller ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
what do you have?
User avatar #37 to #36 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
How about your skull mount for my shiny bronze coin? :)
User avatar #38 to #37 - themastertroller ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
that's worth nothing bro..
User avatar #39 to #38 - swedz (08/09/2012) [-]
With the coin you can make armor. The skull mount is just a decoration. It's your choice, sir.
User avatar #47 to #39 - badgoodass (08/14/2012) [-]
Yes and you will probably need about 100 coins to make 1 piece of armor
#33 - themastertroller ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #29 - ffffyou (06/27/2012) [-]
U are the master of sucking black dicks.
User avatar #30 to #29 - themastertroller ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
how come?
User avatar #31 to #30 - ffffyou (06/27/2012) [-]
stop rolling pictures and **** ! if you don't have anything good to say just shut up
User avatar #32 to #31 - themastertroller ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
ok fine, i'll tone it down!
User avatar #15 - volkner (03/15/2012) [-]
You are about to get rule 34 pony bombed, sir.

User avatar #16 to #15 - themastertroller ONLINE (03/15/2012) [-]
and why is this>
User avatar #17 to #16 - volkner (03/15/2012) [-]
You got rule 34 rolled

User avatar #18 to #17 - themastertroller ONLINE (03/15/2012) [-]
oh god damn, when is this?
User avatar #19 to #18 - volkner (03/15/2012) [-]
It happened last night, I don't think they are going to deliver

User avatar #1 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
So... You think you're a troll...

You, sir, are a living, breathing facepalm.
User avatar #2 to #1 - themastertroller ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
and you had the need to point it out because....? why would u think i am not a troll?
User avatar #3 to #2 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
How are you a troll?
User avatar #4 to #3 - themastertroller ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
ok, i think you are annoyed by trolling attempts, so enlighten me. how am i trolling so badly that you had the need to post on my profile?
User avatar #5 to #4 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
You're not trolling badly... You're just not trolling at all. I felt the need to post on your profile, because of your name. You're... You're a joke. You're no worse than a 9gagger.

Go back where you belong, 12 year old scum.
User avatar #6 to #5 - themastertroller ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you been following my actions closely? and does my name have to bother you so much just because i dont troll? some people on funnyjunk have to learn to just leave others where they are, fighting over the internet is utterly time-consuming and wasteful. Just enjoy the site a little and stop starting arguments like a little american.
User avatar #7 to #6 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
>American

Seriously, how ******* old are you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - themastertroller ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
I'd prefer not giving out my age on this site.
User avatar #9 to #8 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
Holy **** ... Please go back to 9gag. Please.

You are the cancer ruining this website.
User avatar #10 to #9 - themastertroller ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
Why the hell did you get so angry? I hate 9gag btw. I am the cancer ruining this site? What the hell have i done to annoy you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
You have been you.
User avatar #12 to #11 - themastertroller ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
Wo im so offended, i will surely go back to 9gag now
User avatar #13 to #12 - xshadeeisafag (03/13/2012) [-]
Oh... Wow... I'm not wasting my time on you anymore, kill yourself, bye.
User avatar #14 to #13 - themastertroller ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
i swear to god some funnyjunkers are the biggest fools
User avatar #20 to #14 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
delete this thread, I dare you
User avatar #21 to #20 - themastertroller ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
what is this faggotry?
User avatar #22 to #21 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
what is what faggotry?
#23 to #22 - themastertroller ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
why should i delete this thread?
why should i delete this thread?
User avatar #24 to #23 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
why shouldn't you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - themastertroller ONLINE (04/01/2012) [-]
and i wont, whatcha gonna do about it?
User avatar #26 to #25 - xshadeeisafag (04/01/2012) [-]
So you won't?
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