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Date Signed Up:12/17/2011
Last Login:5/27/2016
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Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:559 times
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    Diamonds aren't forever Diamonds aren't forever
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    Cranes and Magic Cranes and Magic
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    Where was this trip? Where was this trip?
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    Yahoo Answers (1) Yahoo Answers (1)
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    Conspiracies! Conspiracies!
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    Eli's Dirty Jokes Eli's Dirty Jokes
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    Ugly Face Prank Ugly Face Prank
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    BEST SKILL EVER! BEST SKILL EVER!

latest user's comments

#12 - far cry 4 ispretty amazing 04/02/2016 on Far Cry 4 0
#66 - what does this mean? is admin suicidal? did i miss something 03/30/2016 on admin starter pack! 0
#21 - i dont get the "phone about to die" one  [+] (8 new replies) 03/28/2016 on BLACK TWEETS MATTER comp +4
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#23 - carlosspicywiener (03/28/2016) [-]
You text her something that seems like it was supposed to be to another girl, giving the impression of you cheating. Then give a bs excuse like "that was about my friend getting a new car" and a cheap way out of trouble like "sorry can't talk my phone's about to die." Then she blows up your phone with angry texts cause she thinks you're cheating on her or whatever.

Similar to texting your parents "got 2 grams for $40" "oops ignore that, wrong person". They think you're smoking pot and get all mad and shit.
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#49 - tooscared (03/28/2016) [-]
2grams for 40 bucks? mate thats expensive as fuck here it's 2grams 1 euro or the high end stuff is 1 gram 4 euro
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#76 - carlosspicywiener (03/29/2016) [-]
It's a fake example used to rile up parents. I don't smoke nor do I care about weed prices.
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#77 - tooscared (03/29/2016) [-]
dont be mad
#65 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
2g for a euro? Wtf that's gotta be bullshit
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#66 - tooscared (03/28/2016) [-]
nah mate it isn't i live in the Netherlands its legal here if you find the right person you can easily get that
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#52 - Xplode (03/28/2016) [-]
What! Here on Iceland it's 1g= 25 Euros. I envy you
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#64 - tooscared (03/28/2016) [-]
come live in the netherlands then
#77 - you spelled cringe comp wrong, OP 03/28/2016 on Some stuff +1
#9 - "that wasnt a fart" 03/27/2016 on Please God No +4
#8 - half ot  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2016 on Idiot Twitter Comp +20
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#62 - kingarturi (03/27/2016) [-]
whats this from?
#63 - anon (03/27/2016) [-]
Darker than black it's pretty good
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#64 - kingarturi (03/27/2016) [-]
you mean just the first season right? I've heard some things about the second one.
#68 - anon (03/27/2016) [-]
I couldn't get into the second season. It was a major let down compared to the first season. The OVAs were pretty good though
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#25 - clechyl (03/27/2016) [-]
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
#61 - anon (03/27/2016) [-]
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#21 - benaz (03/27/2016) [-]
Couldn't agree more
#44 - some of the punchlines are truly clever and meaningful 03/27/2016 on Binge watch 0
#27 - how can i even pull out of your wife if i dont reverse? 03/26/2016 on Don't use "reverse" 0
#19 - ive watched every episode of family guy ever. i am expert. ask…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2016 on Binge watch 0
#25 - anon (03/26/2016) [-]
Have you ever watched anything that's actually funny?
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#44 - themastertroller (03/27/2016) [-]
some of the punchlines are truly clever and meaningful
#5 - the truth is rarely "fun" 03/25/2016 on Depression +1
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#82 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
Weird ******* colors deserve weird ******* pictures
#79 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey! Good afternoon. I hope the rest of your day is awesome and tomorrow is freaking fantastic!
#80 to #79 - themastertroller (12/30/2014) [-]
You have done this twice now, why? and thank you though. do you like my profile's style?
#81 to #80 - gugek (12/30/2014) [-]
It looks nice man! And why not
#78 - gugek (12/07/2014) [-]
Hey, i know it's late but i hope you have a fantastic morning and a great day tomorrow yo! :-]
#75 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
#76 to #75 - themastertroller (06/22/2014) [-]
but wai
#77 to #76 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content so I delivered on my promise
#74 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
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#68 - ryanfitzy (02/06/2013) [-]
Are you willing to trade your President Items?
#69 to #68 - themastertroller (02/07/2013) [-]
yes, sorry to reply late. what would you like?
#70 to #69 - ryanfitzy (02/07/2013) [-]
All your presidents, what would you like in return bro?
#71 to #70 - themastertroller (02/07/2013) [-]
one Purple Pony Tail please. if you don't mind, can you make the trade request?
and maybe one White Pony Tail too
#72 to #71 - ryanfitzy (02/07/2013) [-]
Sent you some other goodies lol.
#73 to #72 - themastertroller (02/07/2013) [-]
thanks man. appreciated
#66 - themastertroller (12/20/2012) [-]
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#63 - hertogrick (11/13/2012) [-]
Kaas, kanker goed.
#64 to #63 - themastertroller (11/13/2012) [-]
i geen Nederlands spreken
#65 to #64 - hertogrick (11/13/2012) [-]
Well, the cheese is 'kanker' good
#58 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
I think we're good friends now.

Hi, I'm Not So Grump.
#59 to #58 - themastertroller (10/29/2012) [-]
why are we good friends now?
#60 to #59 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
I don't know. I'm lonely.....

Can you pet my Meow-Wow though?
#61 to #60 - themastertroller (10/29/2012) [-]
don't be lonely, go talk to friends at sea
#62 to #61 - lejontronman (10/29/2012) [-]
K.   
   
I must go.   
   
Pic related.
K.

I must go.

Pic related.
#57 - themastertroller (10/27/2012) [-]