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#2 - self inductance; current in wire creates a field which causes …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Tesla Coil +1
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#4 - fiahhawt (06/18/2016) [-]
I mean, why aren't we applying it for use in... stuff?
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#3 - thewalkingfrog (06/18/2016) [-]
is there a reason this isn't used for energy over oil besides money shit? im only asking cause im dumb and dont know dick about the world
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#6 - johrai (06/18/2016) [-]
There's no such thing as perpetual motion. It's a fantasy, thanks to physics.

What we see here is an electric current being passed through the coil which creates a magnetic field, propelling the wire. In this case, electricity is converted into kinetic energy.
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#5 - unlithe (06/18/2016) [-]
it takes much much more power to operate than it could theoretically produce
#7 - so, didnt happen?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2016 on Anon gives the UK a warning 0
#30 - anon (06/16/2016) [-]
He didn't say when.
#41 - adamspacebar (06/16/2016) [-]
Yes he Fucking did
#5 - thats not real engineering then. any engineer, especially prog… 06/09/2016 on Volle Pidsimsimb Rilferam +1
#8 - Comment deleted 06/07/2016 on DJ 0
#24 - im basically the annoying/clingy and ugly af part. im good at … 06/07/2016 on that kid thread 0
#4 - the first one hits too close to home 06/06/2016 on 2x2=Fuck Off +22
#12 - far cry 4 ispretty amazing 04/02/2016 on Far Cry 4 0
#66 - what does this mean? is admin suicidal? did i miss something 03/30/2016 on admin starter pack! 0
#21 - i dont get the "phone about to die" one  [+] (8 new replies) 03/28/2016 on BLACK TWEETS MATTER comp +4
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#23 - carlosspicywiener (03/28/2016) [-]
You text her something that seems like it was supposed to be to another girl, giving the impression of you cheating. Then give a bs excuse like "that was about my friend getting a new car" and a cheap way out of trouble like "sorry can't talk my phone's about to die." Then she blows up your phone with angry texts cause she thinks you're cheating on her or whatever.

Similar to texting your parents "got 2 grams for $40" "oops ignore that, wrong person". They think you're smoking pot and get all mad and shit.
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#49 - tooscared (03/28/2016) [-]
2grams for 40 bucks? mate thats expensive as fuck here it's 2grams 1 euro or the high end stuff is 1 gram 4 euro
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#76 - carlosspicywiener (03/29/2016) [-]
It's a fake example used to rile up parents. I don't smoke nor do I care about weed prices.
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#77 - tooscared (03/29/2016) [-]
dont be mad
#65 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
2g for a euro? Wtf that's gotta be bullshit
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#66 - tooscared (03/28/2016) [-]
nah mate it isn't i live in the Netherlands its legal here if you find the right person you can easily get that
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#52 - Xplode (03/28/2016) [-]
What! Here on Iceland it's 1g= 25 Euros. I envy you
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#64 - tooscared (03/28/2016) [-]
come live in the netherlands then
#77 - you spelled cringe comp wrong, OP 03/28/2016 on Some stuff +1