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Date Signed Up:12/17/2011
Last Login:9/26/2016
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Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:498248
Times Content Favorited:559 times
Total Comments Made:8312
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    Conspiracies! Conspiracies!
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latest user's comments

#312739 - do you guys actually use fj on your phones? why?  [+] (2 replies) 20 hours ago on Pleasant Board -1
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#312754 - therealpolarpulse (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm perms banned on my real ip
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#312752 - zombinecia (20 hours ago) [-]
Not on the desktop all day

Like normies
#186 - what the hell? im talking about negative twenty five degrees c…  [+] (1 reply) 09/23/2016 on Winter 0
#187 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
I know you are. Gimme.
#184 - you mean negatives right? and where the heck do you live?  [+] (3 replies) 09/23/2016 on Winter 0
#185 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
No, positives. This is Colorado, where we can have snow on the ground (briefly) while it's 34 C.

Give me the fucking cold.
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#186 - themastertroller (09/23/2016) [-]
what the hell? im talking about negative twenty five degrees celsius, not including wind chill and all.
#187 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
I know you are. Gimme.
#178 - what kinda temps are you experiencing?...  [+] (5 replies) 09/23/2016 on Winter 0
#179 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
21-32 C, even this time of year
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#184 - themastertroller (09/23/2016) [-]
you mean negatives right? and where the heck do you live?
#185 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
No, positives. This is Colorado, where we can have snow on the ground (briefly) while it's 34 C.

Give me the fucking cold.
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#186 - themastertroller (09/23/2016) [-]
what the hell? im talking about negative twenty five degrees celsius, not including wind chill and all.
#187 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
I know you are. Gimme.
#175 - sure the first few walks in the snow are great not so…  [+] (7 replies) 09/23/2016 on Winter 0
#176 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
What the fuck kind of an excuse is -25C? That's a fucking awesome temperature to be out and about for anything.

I do concede that it does suck when there's a strong wind, but otherwise, trade places with me!
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#178 - themastertroller (09/23/2016) [-]
what kinda temps are you experiencing?...
#179 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
21-32 C, even this time of year
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#184 - themastertroller (09/23/2016) [-]
you mean negatives right? and where the heck do you live?
#185 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
No, positives. This is Colorado, where we can have snow on the ground (briefly) while it's 34 C.

Give me the fucking cold.
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#186 - themastertroller (09/23/2016) [-]
what the hell? im talking about negative twenty five degrees celsius, not including wind chill and all.
#187 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
I know you are. Gimme.
#160 - i love all that, but stepping out in the morning is hell. so i…  [+] (9 replies) 09/23/2016 on Winter 0
#174 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
Master the snow and strengthen yourself, or remain weak and laughable.

That walk in the first snow of the year is my most favorite part of every year.
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#175 - themastertroller (09/23/2016) [-]
sure the first few walks in the snow are great

not so great when its -25 C on a january morning and you have to leave home at 7:30
#176 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
What the fuck kind of an excuse is -25C? That's a fucking awesome temperature to be out and about for anything.

I do concede that it does suck when there's a strong wind, but otherwise, trade places with me!
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#178 - themastertroller (09/23/2016) [-]
what kinda temps are you experiencing?...
#179 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
21-32 C, even this time of year
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#184 - themastertroller (09/23/2016) [-]
you mean negatives right? and where the heck do you live?
#185 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
No, positives. This is Colorado, where we can have snow on the ground (briefly) while it's 34 C.

Give me the fucking cold.
User avatar
#186 - themastertroller (09/23/2016) [-]
what the hell? im talking about negative twenty five degrees celsius, not including wind chill and all.
#187 - tamagakure (09/23/2016) [-]
I know you are. Gimme.