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themastertroller

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Date Signed Up:12/17/2011
Last Login:7/24/2016
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Comment Ranking:#9245
Highest Content Rank:#1600
Highest Comment Rank:#342
Content Thumbs: 13218 total,  14956 ,  1738
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Content Level Progress: 73.2% (732/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:1
Content Views:498102
Times Content Favorited:559 times
Total Comments Made:8226
FJ Points:7642
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    Diamonds aren't forever Diamonds aren't forever
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    Cranes and Magic Cranes and Magic
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    Where was this trip? Where was this trip?
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    Conspiracies! Conspiracies!
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    Eli's Dirty Jokes Eli's Dirty Jokes
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latest user's comments

#11 - why is this site so relevant to my life  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2016 on Nice cup of joe. +1
#12 - turbanmasher (07/20/2016) [-]
Because we're all a bunch of misfits?
#19 - *tears* 07/18/2016 on Love +4
#193 - >monthly phone bill text good enough for me 07/18/2016 on I just want someone to talk... +2
#93 - this brings up too many emotions... ruined my evenin… 07/18/2016 on I just want someone to talk... +1
#3 - this is speaking volumes to me wishing well, doing th… 07/14/2016 on Chad follows /r9k/ to /biz/ 0
#34 - and then get right back in there!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2016 on Dream rape is REAL +2
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#58 - amuzen (07/09/2016) [-]
At that point life is better in prison.

You're not going to have any money when you get out of prison while being in there that long
You're not going to be able to get a job anywhere
All your friends outside of prison will have long since forgotten you and be to nervous to put you up.
Chances are good your parents will be dead so you can't fall back on them.

You're basically fucked for the rest of your life and are most likely going to be treated like sub human homeless trash by 90% of the people on the outside world, more than a few of which will be suspicious of your story when you tell them you didn't do it and will suspect you' actually are a rapist.

They'd have to give this guy like 800 thousand + dollars to give him ANY incentive to try and reintegrate into society.
#3 - all the subtle references to suicide just hit too close to home 07/04/2016 on "I want your body" part 1 +4
#17 - lets find out... ill see you all in hell...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2016 on wake me UP +2
#18 - batmanuel (07/03/2016) [-]
...and I bet you won't even stop to say "hello".
#24 - locke (07/04/2016) [-]
the inconsiderate jerk.
#24 - i find it hilarious how this joke is so globally recognized, s… 07/03/2016 on Things you've learned in... +11
#10 - **themastertroller used "*roll picture*"** **themastertroll…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2016 on feels? +6
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#19 - stifflimb (07/03/2016) [-]
Tentacles?
You're a japanese schoolgirl I see