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themastermorris

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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:5/28/2015
Location:Cleveland
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Comment Ranking:#18075
Highest Content Rank:#7015
Highest Comment Rank:#2794
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Total Comments Made:2083
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#879203 - Deprived dual shields 04/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#34 - I do now, thanks for the pic  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Vineus Christ. 0
User avatar #35 - gragasvlad (04/01/2014) [-]
no problem
#64 - Watching my stepfather get sent to federal prison for 17 years… 03/31/2014 on feels train +2
#27 - Only dark souls thing I have  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Vineus Christ. +1
#31 - gragasvlad (03/31/2014) [-]
Do you even praise the SUN?!
User avatar #34 - themastermorris (04/01/2014) [-]
I do now, thanks for the pic
User avatar #35 - gragasvlad (04/01/2014) [-]
no problem
#78 - Sweet roll  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Hotdog 0
#148 - superphil (03/30/2014) [-]
**superphil rolled image** id rather have a touhou character XD
#224 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
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#349 - superphil (03/30/2014) [-]
**superphil rolled image** how many marijuanas did you inject?
#348 - superphil (03/30/2014) [-]
**superphil rolled image** you alright anon?
#23 - ***** that cat aint blue 03/29/2014 on Dat face doe +1
#86 - The Mexicans drinking more coke is due to Americans getting diet coke 03/27/2014 on Coca cola fact compilation 0
#190 - What a coincidence, I slept through Katrina too, then again mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Sexual Encounters 0
User avatar #191 - kotetsulovesfj (03/27/2014) [-]
I live in Louisiana
#871353 - Summon someone who at least looks like a warrior build, have t… 03/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#868336 - Just finished Dark Souls 2. Jesus Christ that ****** boss fight 03/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#32 - Would you rather have a repeat of Dark Souls 1 on PC?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on We got a quitter over here 0
#89 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
Yes actually.
If I could recommend any platform to play DkS on, PC I would recommend PC.

Even without mods, it's an identical experience to console, slightly superior actually since you don't have that absurd lag in Blighttown.
Then with mods, it not only runs better, but has better graphics.

The one disadvantage of DkS PC is that the player base is smaller than PS3 (1/5, though only 1/2 360), so you're less likely to find people online.
And if you don't have a controller to plug in to your PC, you're an idiot or a PC elitist who's too stupid to understand keyboard is not always the superior option.
#37 - lethaldose (03/20/2014) [-]
THIS is a sentence sent by gods
#26 - Oh god 03/18/2014 on Meanwhile on FJ 0
#863492 - If I get lockstones from kill people, then I'm totally joining…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #863495 - Gonnafly (03/17/2014) [-]
You can even use them to unlock traps to help you kill people who you make invade.
#863482 - What does the rat king covenant do?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #863489 - Gonnafly (03/17/2014) [-]
Summons random people to your world as a grey spirit. Kinda like gravelords from 1.

Killing them gives you pharros lockstones and the rats in the area don't attack you.
User avatar #863590 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2014) [-]
OH SHIT, I CAN GET LOCKSTONES FROM THAT?
I should join them later. Also explains what happened when I entered the area.
User avatar #863492 - themastermorris (03/17/2014) [-]
If I get lockstones from kill people, then I'm totally joining that covenant
User avatar #863495 - Gonnafly (03/17/2014) [-]
You can even use them to unlock traps to help you kill people who you make invade.
User avatar #863485 - DCat (03/17/2014) [-]
I think it's identical to the Cat Covenant thing from the first Dark Souls. I know if you keep giving him the Rat King items, you get common items
#863464 - The Old Iron King is some god damn ******** . Every damn… 03/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#359 - It was from Family Guy when they founded Quahog (or however th… 03/14/2014 on I fail to see the downside 0
#60 - I think your gif killed itself  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on I fail to see the downside +37
#357 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
what was the gif?
User avatar #359 - themastermorris (03/14/2014) [-]
It was from Family Guy when they founded Quahog (or however the fuck you spell it) and Peter was going on about how no one will get any rights
#16 - Ya want demons? Cuz that's how ya get demons 03/14/2014 on Tornado from hell +7
#860239 - That makes more sense now 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#860197 - In Dark Souls 2, what happens when your message gets rated?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860210 - dragondust (03/12/2014) [-]
It heals you slightly. My message that got 17 ratings saved my ass a few times.
User avatar #860239 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
That makes more sense now
User avatar #860207 - Gonnafly (03/12/2014) [-]
if it's like the first, it's icon changes and more people might see it.
#860204 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
you get 10 gold
#860159 - on my own* 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#860158 - Just killed him on my. It really sucks having no effigies  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860159 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
on my own*
#860085 - I'll pass on the locations. I want to do as much as this game …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860088 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Alright, good luck.
#860082 - Well **** . I don't even know what those things are  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860083 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
They're required to open the gate to the 2nd to final castle. Want their locations?
User avatar #860085 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll pass on the locations. I want to do as much as this game as I can without looking up where I need to go
User avatar #860088 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Alright, good luck.
#860075 - **** the three assholes in the lost bastile  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860096 - volero (03/12/2014) [-]
There is an NPC you can summon in one of the cells.
He gives you enough time to take out the single, then take out one of the doubles.
User avatar #860158 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
Just killed him on my. It really sucks having no effigies
User avatar #860159 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
on my own*

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User avatar #11 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #12 to #11 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
your avatar leads me to believe you use psychedelic compounds
User avatar #9 - levelninetynine (11/06/2013) [-]
I have to say, I love your avatar.
User avatar #10 to #9 - themastermorris (11/06/2013) [-]
Why thank you
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