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themastermorris

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:Cleveland
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Comment Ranking:#18261
Highest Content Rank:#7015
Highest Comment Rank:#2794
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Content Level Progress: 62.71% (37/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 80% (80/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:2067
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#60 - I think your gif killed itself  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on I fail to see the downside +37
#357 - anonexplains (03/14/2014) [-]
what was the gif?
User avatar #359 - themastermorris (03/14/2014) [-]
It was from Family Guy when they founded Quahog (or however the fuck you spell it) and Peter was going on about how no one will get any rights
#16 - Ya want demons? Cuz that's how ya get demons 03/14/2014 on Tornado from hell +7
#860239 - That makes more sense now 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#860197 - In Dark Souls 2, what happens when your message gets rated?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860210 - dragondust (03/12/2014) [-]
It heals you slightly. My message that got 17 ratings saved my ass a few times.
User avatar #860239 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
That makes more sense now
User avatar #860207 - Gonnafly (03/12/2014) [-]
if it's like the first, it's icon changes and more people might see it.
#860204 - anonexplains (03/12/2014) [-]
you get 10 gold
#860159 - on my own* 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#860158 - Just killed him on my. It really sucks having no effigies  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860159 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
on my own*
#860085 - I'll pass on the locations. I want to do as much as this game …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860088 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Alright, good luck.
#860082 - Well **** . I don't even know what those things are  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860083 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
They're required to open the gate to the 2nd to final castle. Want their locations?
User avatar #860085 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll pass on the locations. I want to do as much as this game as I can without looking up where I need to go
User avatar #860088 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Alright, good luck.
#860075 - **** the three assholes in the lost bastile  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860096 - volero (03/12/2014) [-]
There is an NPC you can summon in one of the cells.
He gives you enough time to take out the single, then take out one of the doubles.
User avatar #860158 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
Just killed him on my. It really sucks having no effigies
User avatar #860159 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
on my own*
#860070 - I'm gonna guess by how many locations I have discovered  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860080 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
If you've unpetrified the woman, and have the great souls, you're halfway done.
User avatar #860082 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
Well shit. I don't even know what those things are
User avatar #860083 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
They're required to open the gate to the 2nd to final castle. Want their locations?
User avatar #860085 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll pass on the locations. I want to do as much as this game as I can without looking up where I need to go
User avatar #860088 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Alright, good luck.
#1043 - Picture 03/12/2014 on Post Yer Desktop 0
#860014 - Dude that's the equipment load, not your progress  [+] (7 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860069 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Well it doesn't say then. Take your best guess as to how far you are I guess.
User avatar #860070 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm gonna guess by how many locations I have discovered
User avatar #860080 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
If you've unpetrified the woman, and have the great souls, you're halfway done.
User avatar #860082 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
Well shit. I don't even know what those things are
User avatar #860083 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
They're required to open the gate to the 2nd to final castle. Want their locations?
User avatar #860085 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll pass on the locations. I want to do as much as this game as I can without looking up where I need to go
User avatar #860088 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Alright, good luck.
#859798 - How do you check your progress in Dark Souls 2? I keep seeing …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #859810 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
By pressing start and going over to Player Status. It will say on the bottom right hand side.
User avatar #860014 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
Dude that's the equipment load, not your progress
User avatar #860069 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Well it doesn't say then. Take your best guess as to how far you are I guess.
User avatar #860070 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm gonna guess by how many locations I have discovered
User avatar #860080 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
If you've unpetrified the woman, and have the great souls, you're halfway done.
User avatar #860082 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
Well shit. I don't even know what those things are
User avatar #860083 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
They're required to open the gate to the 2nd to final castle. Want their locations?
User avatar #860085 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll pass on the locations. I want to do as much as this game as I can without looking up where I need to go
User avatar #860088 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Alright, good luck.
User avatar #859809 - volero (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm 13 hours in and there still hasn't been an indication of how far I am.
I've just killed a fuck load of bosses.
User avatar #859800 - burningdash (03/12/2014) [-]
spoil it all online, then compare
probs by checking amount of boss achivements or so that they have recived
#859797 - Kinda an underwhelming fight in my opinion. But it still surpr… 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#859007 - Welp just killed the last giant in dark souls 2. I think that'… 03/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#858930 - I just got mine at midnight from gamestop  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #858931 - ehzio (03/11/2014) [-]
ARGGHHHH SO IT IS ALREADY OUT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I should have pre-ordered it at gamestop then. FUCK
#858927 - United States got it tonight/omorrow  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #858929 - ehzio (03/11/2014) [-]
US already has it out? But I live in the US and my pre-order on amazong said I'll get it maybe on the 13th
User avatar #858930 - themastermorris (03/11/2014) [-]
I just got mine at midnight from gamestop
User avatar #858931 - ehzio (03/11/2014) [-]
ARGGHHHH SO IT IS ALREADY OUT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I should have pre-ordered it at gamestop then. FUCK
#856997 - The problem is that it happens regardless of whatever graphic … 03/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#856982 - So recently every game I play on pc, regardless of it requirin…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#856993 - anonexplains (03/09/2014) [-]
Set a lower max fps. A constant 60 is better than generally 120 but dropping occasionally
User avatar #856997 - themastermorris (03/09/2014) [-]
The problem is that it happens regardless of whatever graphic settings the game is on, including the fps cap
#80 - I like mine 03/09/2014 on Fallout Wallpaper +1
#27 - **themastermorris rolls 107** **** it, I'm usin… 03/05/2014 on Doorbell is Broken 0
#14 - ******** 03/01/2014 on The black and furious 0
#4 - **** off 02/23/2014 on Hi 0
#124 - Google Twitch plays pokemon and all will be answered 02/22/2014 on Pokemons +1
#843814 - An FPS where you play as an American soldier and you kill Russ…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #843816 - squalllionhart (02/22/2014) [-]
>not being able to kill terrorists
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User avatar #12 to #11 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
your avatar leads me to believe you use psychedelic compounds
User avatar #9 - levelninetynine (11/06/2013) [-]
I have to say, I love your avatar.
User avatar #10 to #9 - themastermorris (11/06/2013) [-]
Why thank you
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