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themastermorris

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Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
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#868336 - Just finished Dark Souls 2. Jesus Christ that ****** boss fight 03/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#32 - Would you rather have a repeat of Dark Souls 1 on PC?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on We got a quitter over here 0
#89 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
Yes actually.
If I could recommend any platform to play DkS on, PC I would recommend PC.

Even without mods, it's an identical experience to console, slightly superior actually since you don't have that absurd lag in Blighttown.
Then with mods, it not only runs better, but has better graphics.

The one disadvantage of DkS PC is that the player base is smaller than PS3 (1/5, though only 1/2 360), so you're less likely to find people online.
And if you don't have a controller to plug in to your PC, you're an idiot or a PC elitist who's too stupid to understand keyboard is not always the superior option.
#37 - lethaldose (03/20/2014) [-]
THIS is a sentence sent by gods
#26 - Oh god 03/18/2014 on Meanwhile on FJ 0
#863492 - If I get lockstones from kill people, then I'm totally joining…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #863495 - Gonnafly (03/17/2014) [-]
You can even use them to unlock traps to help you kill people who you make invade.
#863482 - What does the rat king covenant do?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #863489 - Gonnafly (03/17/2014) [-]
Summons random people to your world as a grey spirit. Kinda like gravelords from 1.

Killing them gives you pharros lockstones and the rats in the area don't attack you.
User avatar #863590 - EdwardNigma (03/17/2014) [-]
OH SHIT, I CAN GET LOCKSTONES FROM THAT?
I should join them later. Also explains what happened when I entered the area.
User avatar #863492 - themastermorris (03/17/2014) [-]
If I get lockstones from kill people, then I'm totally joining that covenant
User avatar #863495 - Gonnafly (03/17/2014) [-]
You can even use them to unlock traps to help you kill people who you make invade.
User avatar #863485 - DCat (03/17/2014) [-]
I think it's identical to the Cat Covenant thing from the first Dark Souls. I know if you keep giving him the Rat King items, you get common items
#863464 - The Old Iron King is some god damn ******** . Every damn… 03/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#359 - It was from Family Guy when they founded Quahog (or however th… 03/14/2014 on I fail to see the downside 0
#60 - I think your gif killed itself  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on I fail to see the downside +37
#357 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
what was the gif?
User avatar #359 - themastermorris (03/14/2014) [-]
It was from Family Guy when they founded Quahog (or however the fuck you spell it) and Peter was going on about how no one will get any rights
#16 - Ya want demons? Cuz that's how ya get demons 03/14/2014 on Tornado from hell +7
#860239 - That makes more sense now 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#860197 - In Dark Souls 2, what happens when your message gets rated?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860210 - dragondust (03/12/2014) [-]
It heals you slightly. My message that got 17 ratings saved my ass a few times.
User avatar #860239 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
That makes more sense now
User avatar #860207 - Gonnafly (03/12/2014) [-]
if it's like the first, it's icon changes and more people might see it.
#860204 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
you get 10 gold
#860159 - on my own* 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#860158 - Just killed him on my. It really sucks having no effigies  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860159 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
on my own*
#860085 - I'll pass on the locations. I want to do as much as this game …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860088 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Alright, good luck.
#860082 - Well **** . I don't even know what those things are  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860083 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
They're required to open the gate to the 2nd to final castle. Want their locations?
User avatar #860085 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll pass on the locations. I want to do as much as this game as I can without looking up where I need to go
User avatar #860088 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Alright, good luck.
#860075 - **** the three assholes in the lost bastile  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860096 - volero (03/12/2014) [-]
There is an NPC you can summon in one of the cells.
He gives you enough time to take out the single, then take out one of the doubles.
User avatar #860158 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
Just killed him on my. It really sucks having no effigies
User avatar #860159 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
on my own*
#860070 - I'm gonna guess by how many locations I have discovered  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860080 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
If you've unpetrified the woman, and have the great souls, you're halfway done.
User avatar #860082 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
Well shit. I don't even know what those things are
User avatar #860083 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
They're required to open the gate to the 2nd to final castle. Want their locations?
User avatar #860085 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll pass on the locations. I want to do as much as this game as I can without looking up where I need to go
User avatar #860088 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Alright, good luck.
#1043 - Picture 03/12/2014 on Post Yer Desktop 0
#860014 - Dude that's the equipment load, not your progress  [+] (7 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #860069 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Well it doesn't say then. Take your best guess as to how far you are I guess.
User avatar #860070 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm gonna guess by how many locations I have discovered
User avatar #860080 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
If you've unpetrified the woman, and have the great souls, you're halfway done.
User avatar #860082 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
Well shit. I don't even know what those things are
User avatar #860083 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
They're required to open the gate to the 2nd to final castle. Want their locations?
User avatar #860085 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll pass on the locations. I want to do as much as this game as I can without looking up where I need to go
User avatar #860088 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Alright, good luck.
#859798 - How do you check your progress in Dark Souls 2? I keep seeing …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #859810 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
By pressing start and going over to Player Status. It will say on the bottom right hand side.
User avatar #860014 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
Dude that's the equipment load, not your progress
User avatar #860069 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Well it doesn't say then. Take your best guess as to how far you are I guess.
User avatar #860070 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm gonna guess by how many locations I have discovered
User avatar #860080 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
If you've unpetrified the woman, and have the great souls, you're halfway done.
User avatar #860082 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
Well shit. I don't even know what those things are
User avatar #860083 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
They're required to open the gate to the 2nd to final castle. Want their locations?
User avatar #860085 - themastermorris (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll pass on the locations. I want to do as much as this game as I can without looking up where I need to go
User avatar #860088 - DCat (03/12/2014) [-]
Alright, good luck.
User avatar #859809 - volero (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm 13 hours in and there still hasn't been an indication of how far I am.
I've just killed a fuck load of bosses.
User avatar #859800 - burningdash (03/12/2014) [-]
spoil it all online, then compare
probs by checking amount of boss achivements or so that they have recived
#859797 - Kinda an underwhelming fight in my opinion. But it still surpr… 03/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#859007 - Welp just killed the last giant in dark souls 2. I think that'… 03/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#858930 - I just got mine at midnight from gamestop  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #858931 - ehzio (03/11/2014) [-]
ARGGHHHH SO IT IS ALREADY OUT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I should have pre-ordered it at gamestop then. FUCK
#858927 - United States got it tonight/omorrow  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #858929 - ehzio (03/11/2014) [-]
US already has it out? But I live in the US and my pre-order on amazong said I'll get it maybe on the 13th
User avatar #858930 - themastermorris (03/11/2014) [-]
I just got mine at midnight from gamestop
User avatar #858931 - ehzio (03/11/2014) [-]
ARGGHHHH SO IT IS ALREADY OUT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I should have pre-ordered it at gamestop then. FUCK
#856997 - The problem is that it happens regardless of whatever graphic … 03/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0

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User avatar #11 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #12 to #11 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
your avatar leads me to believe you use psychedelic compounds
User avatar #9 - levelninetynine (11/06/2013) [-]
I have to say, I love your avatar.
User avatar #10 to #9 - themastermorris (11/06/2013) [-]
Why thank you
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