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#1425227 - Holy christ, aldrich has such a horrific story behind him  [+] (11 new replies) 04/23/2016 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1425255 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
>eats people to steal their dicks
>ate a trap dude
>literally less horrifying than a dozen other creepy characters
>soulskiddos think it's the greatest thing ebar
#1425249 - whycanidothis (04/23/2016) [-]
420
#1425233 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
So essentially Dark Souls 3 has the hungry caterpillar as a boss.
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#1425234 - themastermorris (04/23/2016) [-]
yeah pretty much
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#1425228 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
have you seen the boss yet?
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#1425229 - themastermorris (04/23/2016) [-]
oh yeah, i finished the game not that long ago actually. I was just reading some shit on the wiki and happened upon his lovely little story. never noticed that he was actually eating him though when you first walk in
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#1425230 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
yeah, i remember hearing gwendolin gets eaten by someone i heard aldrich's story from someone and when i finally got to him i realized who he looked like during the fight.
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#1425231 - themastermorris (04/23/2016) [-]
apparently everyone is saying that he also ate nito, but i have no fucking idea how that happened
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#1425235 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
can't have, it's canon that you kill nito in DS1, he couldn't have been around for aldrich to eat gwendolin on the other hand is an optional boss so it makes sense that he was alive to get eaten
maybe they saw the scythe and assumed
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#1425236 - themastermorris (04/23/2016) [-]
thats what i thought but apparently aldrichs weapon looks like a mix of a gravelord weapon and darkmoon, but there isnt anything that explicitly says so though
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#1425237 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
yeah
#13 - I cant find the story but no, he was not struck by lightning. … 04/22/2016 on he kill +2
#203 - That's a lot of big words for "literally everything will …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2016 on Some facts about No Man's Sky -3
#205 - anon (03/24/2016) [-]
Watched a 4 hour demo set to music of random exploring in the game. None of them looked completely identical, and most planets had cool unique features and animals.

Randomly generated used to mean boring shit with no artistry. It looks like that's in the past.
#342 - Just make a subreddit, it'll pretty much be the same ******* thing 02/15/2016 on This site is dying fast 0
#29 - I recently had Half-eaten God 02/13/2016 on Dat mission title 0
#72 - Dark souls/Bloodborne taught me that a sense of achievement is… 02/12/2016 on i learned ALOT from ds~2... 0
#168732 - Music for a man to slowly kill himself with alcohol?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#168781 - cosmicapprentice (02/13/2016) [-]
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#168789 - shibe (02/13/2016) [-]
ah yes suis la rune
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#168800 - cosmicapprentice (02/13/2016) [-]
Possibly one of the most influential emo bands out there, none of that pseudo "I hurt myself hurr durr" "emo", along with The Pine of course.
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#168734 - shibe (02/12/2016) [-]
#19 - I'm far too drunk to read all this 02/12/2016 on Pokémon:The plot thickens 0
#47 - Anyone have this saved? The cunts at youtube took it down already  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2016 on LITTLE BIG - BIG DICK +11
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#55 - thenoahgoesree (02/12/2016) [-]
>>#49
#168425 - Anyone know of anything similar to this?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#168469 - pianoasis (02/08/2016) [-]
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#168434 - wertgf (02/08/2016) [-]
Intro sounds the same as this
Fast Car by Tracy Chapman Studio Version