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Age: 28
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:11/25/2014
Location:Cleveland
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#2007 - **themastermorris rolls 7,360,395** 08/04/2014 on Roll for Green Text -1
#84 - Here's the other video she has 08/03/2014 on Sweet Treats for the kids 0
#1019320 - Is it similar to firewinter? 08/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1019318 - Is firefall any good?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1019332 - attifyon (08/02/2014) [-]
Really fun and addicting for a while, specially if you have friends.
But after some time it just gets ridiculously dull insanely fast, so there's that.
User avatar #1019323 - sannukas (08/02/2014) [-]
Played it for 30 minutes.
Not bad so far.
User avatar #1019321 - squalllionhart (08/02/2014) [-]
firesummer or gtfo
User avatar #1019319 - Gonnafly (08/02/2014) [-]
I prefer Firespring
User avatar #1019327 - finblob (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm not American so boooooo.
User avatar #1019320 - themastermorris (08/02/2014) [-]
Is it similar to firewinter?
#1 - A friend of mine does something similar. He puts buffalo chick…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Stuffed crust with hot dog +81
#69 - Womens Study Major (08/01/2014) [-]
I want to be your friends friend.
.....Please?
#20 - ldnelson (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - crampers (07/31/2014) [-]
I want your friend
#4 - xwhitewingx (07/31/2014) [-]
deboned buffalo wings? ?
#7 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
All boneless but one.
User avatar #19 - alexandrz (07/31/2014) [-]
Roulette pizza
#2 - randombystander (07/31/2014) [-]
thanks for sharing this idea
sounds incredible
#1 - I really hope he's able to keep to his promises of setting up …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Elon Musk is a pretty cool... +225
User avatar #159 - TestesFly (08/01/2014) [-]
Tesla intends to stay in the high-end side of the car business, so you might not be able to afford a Tesla anytime soon. However, another company that manufactures cheaper electric cars which use Tesla's relinquished patents might be in a more reasonable price range.
#61 - EpicAnon (07/31/2014) [-]
The Model S, 0-60 in 2.85 sec or something like that.
Plus, it's GOD DAMN GORGEOUS

I've only ever seen one on the road before.
#19 - thesweetscientist (07/31/2014) [-]
Here's the kicker. It sucks.
I'm more interested in "Rimac" they have the leading tech when it comes to electric cars as far as I've seen/heard
And yes, I know what Rimac is building and what Tesla is, but I'm talking about technology, not usability.
#4 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
Those things/cars are great!!! So far no problem with those cars (though the media is trying to lie about a car taking fire for no reason, when in reality it hit a tree full speed and the pilot actually survived unharmed).
User avatar #168 - luqmanr (08/01/2014) [-]
I heard he still died, but not because of the crash, but because of something after that. is it true?
User avatar #2 - wottafella (07/31/2014) [-]
Ummm, I understand that you're on about the Tesla car (P85 is fucking amazing) but when he mentions patents, it ain't about the car...
User avatar #65 - jamcliche (07/31/2014) [-]
He's talking about Tesla Motors. He's head of production at the company.
User avatar #111 - wottafella (08/01/2014) [-]
Ooooooooh, well than that cleared a lot up for me :p
User avatar #186 - jamcliche (08/01/2014) [-]
I figured it might. Nikola Tesla never patented a design.
#9 - Why did America get rid of the "u" in color? Because…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on History +1
User avatar #16 - snakesniper (07/31/2014) [-]
u*
#21 - Look man, I like my liver. I also like not dying of alcohol poisoning 07/29/2014 on Get Rekt 0
#1015132 - Anyone have darkwood? I'm considering getting it 07/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#124423 - Anyone have some decent rap? I already have aesop rock, cunnil…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #124456 - ljxjlos (07/28/2014) [-]
Sage Francis for best rapper ever.
K.Flay for best female rapper ever.
Scroobius Pip for best Spoken-Word-Rap.
Death Grips for best Björk-collaboration And best electro/punk/rap/whatever this shit is

Also B.Dolan, Brother Ali, Ill Bill, MC Chris, Lord of the Rhymes, Optimus Rhyme, Flobots,... Also Astroid Boys if you have no problem with hardcore-influences.

If you don´t mind german language, try:
Kpt. Peng und die Tentakel von Delhi
Prinz Pi
Alligatoah
Casper
User avatar #124434 - awesomerninjathing (07/28/2014) [-]
brace yourself ill take you on a trip down memory lane :^)
User avatar #124494 - inspiteofsprite (07/28/2014) [-]
this is not a rap on how i sling crack or move cocaine
User avatar #124425 - ultrablue (07/28/2014) [-]
Jonwayne
#124306 - Picture 07/27/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#58 - well **** 07/25/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 10 0
#57 - **themastermorris rolls 42**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 10 0
User avatar #58 - themastermorris (07/25/2014) [-]
well fuck
#56 - **themastermorris rolls 07**  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 10 0
User avatar #57 - themastermorris (07/25/2014) [-]
**themastermorris rolls 42**
User avatar #58 - themastermorris (07/25/2014) [-]
well fuck
#55 - **themastermorris rolls 01**  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 10 0
User avatar #56 - themastermorris (07/25/2014) [-]
**themastermorris rolls 07**
User avatar #57 - themastermorris (07/25/2014) [-]
**themastermorris rolls 42**
User avatar #58 - themastermorris (07/25/2014) [-]
well fuck
#1586 - **themastermorris rolls 638,610,969** 07/20/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ 0
#4886 - **themastermorris rolls 289,571,640** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#3530 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... +5
#1725 - **themastermorris rolls 740,225** 07/13/2014 on Big Titty Squeezer 0
#209 - **themastermorris rolls 769,440,696** one more time 07/10/2014 on Steam Keys -2
#207 - **themastermorris rolls 485,033,285** 07/10/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#361 - **themastermorris rolls 489,435,857** 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#4469 - **themastermorris rolls 907,012,086** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#528 - So close... 07/09/2014 on muh sticky power 0
#527 - **themastermorris rolls 5,565**  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on muh sticky power +7
#531 - itsmedumbass (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #528 - themastermorris (07/09/2014) [-]
So close...
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User avatar #12 to #11 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
your avatar leads me to believe you use psychedelic compounds
User avatar #9 - levelninetynine (11/06/2013) [-]
I have to say, I love your avatar.
User avatar #10 to #9 - themastermorris ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
Why thank you
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