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themastermorris

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Cleveland
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#462 - I have a fewe friends over and we're all drinking until we can… 11/01/2014 on Halloween on FJ? 0
#1086470 - Anyone know if Lords of the Fallen is actually decent or just …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1086488 - awesomanium (10/31/2014) [-]
VaatiVidya says its like dark souls but different
I think he liked it
#13 - All this did was make me realize how drunk I really am 10/24/2014 on Illusion compilation +3
#60 - An old flash animation. One of the comments probably has the s… 10/24/2014 on Shia Lebeouf 0
#14 - I actually really enjoy it. I feel like i have a lot more cont… 10/14/2014 on Hits me in the feels everytime 0
#130517 - I've been jammin to Gojira for the past 3 months non stop  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #130518 - adunsaveme (10/12/2014) [-]
my nigga
#164 - Well, what could he do to help? Besides calling the police/amb…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Creepy real-life photo comp 0
User avatar #169 - alleksi (09/28/2014) [-]
Anything would be better than just standing two feet away from him and filming.
#42 - It's fun, but it has its flaws. 09/24/2014 on Destiny +1
#33 - That and people are forgetting that this is meant to be a 10 y…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/16/2014 on /v/ on Destiny +15
#224 - anonexplains (09/16/2014) [-]
they had 4 years and they gave us something that other developers have topped in 2 years (world size and thiings to do)
10 year project? maybe we'll get a full game in 5 years.
User avatar #195 - drldrl (09/16/2014) [-]
Yea, first raid got opened today, the first story update You'll be fulfilling the promise to the Awoken Queen is out this month, and the Iron Banner opens this month.
User avatar #98 - ugottanked (09/16/2014) [-]
What do you mean by that? content for the next ten years keeps getting added? or what?
User avatar #221 - darthsalias (09/16/2014) [-]
yep more campaign better strikes and raids. more loot. more everything tweeks to the system if needed etc
User avatar #278 - ugottanked (09/16/2014) [-]
Thats sick
#54 - ninheldin (09/16/2014) [-]
They still should have started with more on the original. While I have liked the game it's a little short. I know there are two DLCs coming out but they didn't start with much of a base.
User avatar #49 - sliferzpwns (09/16/2014) [-]
I fucking don't know why people don't know this.
#35 - Holy **** that was great 09/07/2014 on Cr1tikal +2
#55 - " GET THA WATA ****** " 09/05/2014 on It's going down +3
#44 - Fellow physics major here, I concur with college. Maybe the co… 09/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#128288 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#128349 - brohd (09/04/2014) [-]
yes
#157 - That's the plan 09/01/2014 on Triggering intensifies +1
#39 - You're doing God's work son 09/01/2014 on a hero to us all +4
#69 - Had an embarrassing time with a fat friend of mine this summer…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Triggering intensifies +19
User avatar #136 - watermelloon (09/01/2014) [-]
Make sure he's doing a lot of core exercises. Its always dat belly that stops the rides from locking in. Im glad your friend was rational enough to realize he was the issue, and not the rides.
#99 - nekoakuma (09/01/2014) [-]
You guys gotta re-do the trip next summer if he keeps it off.
User avatar #157 - themastermorris (09/01/2014) [-]
That's the plan
#469 - Thanks Aristocrat 08/24/2014 on We're relevant! +2
#1908 - **themastermorris rolls 46,835,629** 08/23/2014 on Roll for Red Text -1
#33 - The game is 5 nights at freddys  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Dale plays 5 nights at... +4
#34 - mcburd (08/21/2014) [-]
Hey.

Hey Thanks.
#729 - Comment deleted 08/15/2014 on Xbox 3 month give away 0
#3149 - gimme 08/15/2014 on Win a $50 visa card 0
#413 - My current wallpaper 08/14/2014 on Massive wallpaper dump +1
#2405 - **themastermorris rolls 133,238** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#7 - God I love the aristocrats joke and the cards just made it a t…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Card tricks +186
User avatar #43 - fjaggot (08/13/2014) [-]
could you explain the joke cause I don't get what's so funny
User avatar #110 - ilikeweed (08/13/2014) [-]
the joke is called the aristocrats. the base of the joke is always the same. a family walks into an agents office and says they have act to show them. the agent says okay let's see it. this is the part that's a filler. you can say anything you want after this point. but the idea is to say the grossest most offensive shit possible for the family to be doing. most people go towards incest and shitting and pissing all over everybody. after that the closing of the joke is the most important. the agent says" wow, what do you call yourselves" and the punchline is " the arictocrats". its a really famous well known joke the a lot of comedians know. there's even a documentary of it on netflix. or at least there was. i don't know if its up there anymore. but yeah. that's it. i don't really think it's funny at all but supposedly it's one of the funniest/most well known jokes of all time.
User avatar #49 - feffog (08/13/2014) [-]
same, i dont get it
User avatar #70 - theantihipster (08/13/2014) [-]
He also does the whole joke with the "Aristocrats" brand playing cards, note the cartouche back design.
#55 - nufull (08/13/2014) [-]
The humor of the punch line is usually considered to derive either from the extreme discordance between the group's sophisticated name (and the regal "flourish" when stating it) and the vile acts they perform, or as a form of social satire aimed at the decadence of the aristocracy. - wikipedia
#76 - junahi (08/13/2014) [-]
Could I get that in english please?
#113 - nufull (08/14/2014) [-]
it is funny because either:
a: saying that the aristocracy is shit (satire)
or
b: the irony of having such a fancy name while doing such stupid shit.
User avatar #79 - fukkenbisharp (08/13/2014) [-]
its funny because its a fancy name and tone of voice for such a dirty joke
#1159 - It was more so that he played a huge role a lot of the movies … 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. +1

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your avatar leads me to believe you use psychedelic compounds
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I have to say, I love your avatar.
User avatar #10 to #9 - themastermorris (11/06/2013) [-]
Why thank you
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