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|#7 - God I love the aristocrats joke and the cards just made it a t… [+] (8 new replies)||08/13/2014 on Card tricks||+186|
#110 - ilikeweed (08/13/2014) [-]
the joke is called the aristocrats. the base of the joke is always the same. a family walks into an agents office and says they have act to show them. the agent says okay let's see it. this is the part that's a filler. you can say anything you want after this point. but the idea is to say the grossest most offensive shit possible for the family to be doing. most people go towards incest and shitting and pissing all over everybody. after that the closing of the joke is the most important. the agent says" wow, what do you call yourselves" and the punchline is " the arictocrats". its a really famous well known joke the a lot of comedians know. there's even a documentary of it on netflix. or at least there was. i don't know if its up there anymore. but yeah. that's it. i don't really think it's funny at all but supposedly it's one of the funniest/most well known jokes of all time.
#55 - nufull (08/13/2014) [-]
The humor of the punch line is usually considered to derive either from the extreme discordance between the group's sophisticated name (and the regal "flourish" when stating it) and the vile acts they perform, or as a form of social satire aimed at the decadence of the aristocracy. - wikipedia
|#1159 - It was more so that he played a huge role a lot of the movies …||08/12/2014 on R.I.P.||+1|
|#1155 - Good God people, I'm pretty sad about hearing the news myself …||08/12/2014 on R.I.P.||+1|
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|#35 - Damn...he didnt even have someone hold his beer||08/07/2014 on i got this||0|
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|#84 - Here's the other video she has||08/03/2014 on Sweet Treats for the kids||0|
|#1019320 - Is it similar to firewinter?||08/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console...||0|
|#1019318 - Is firefall any good? [+] (6 new replies)||08/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console...||0|
|#1 - A friend of mine does something similar. He puts buffalo chick… [+] (7 new replies)||07/31/2014 on Stuffed crust with hot dog||+81|
#69 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
I want to be your friends friend.
#7 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
All boneless but one.
|#1 - I really hope he's able to keep to his promises of setting up … [+] (9 new replies)||07/31/2014 on Elon Musk is a pretty cool...||+225|
#159 - TestesFly (08/01/2014) [-]
Tesla intends to stay in the high-end side of the car business, so you might not be able to afford a Tesla anytime soon. However, another company that manufactures cheaper electric cars which use Tesla's relinquished patents might be in a more reasonable price range.
#4 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
Those things/cars are great!!! So far no problem with those cars (though the media is trying to lie about a car taking fire for no reason, when in reality it hit a tree full speed and the pilot actually survived unharmed).
|#9 - Why did America get rid of the "u" in color? Because… [+] (1 new reply)||07/30/2014 on History||+1|
|#21 - Look man, I like my liver. I also like not dying of alcohol poisoning||07/29/2014 on Get Rekt||0|
|#1015132 - Anyone have darkwood? I'm considering getting it||07/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console...||0|
|#124423 - Anyone have some decent rap? I already have aesop rock, cunnil… [+] (6 new replies)||07/28/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop...||0|
#124456 - ljxjlos (07/28/2014) [-]
Sage Francis for best rapper ever.
K.Flay for best female rapper ever.
Scroobius Pip for best Spoken-Word-Rap.
Death Grips for best Björk-collaboration And best electro/punk/rap/whatever this shit is
Also B.Dolan, Brother Ali, Ill Bill, MC Chris, Lord of the Rhymes, Optimus Rhyme, Flobots,... Also Astroid Boys if you have no problem with hardcore-influences.
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#124427 - inspiteofsprite (07/28/2014) [-]
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