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#5 - Jorrah found the ring because there was a massive ******* circ…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2016 on Red Woman +33
#8 - anon (04/26/2016) [-]
that's not the issue. The issue is that you can't follow a dragon that can fly miles in the span of minutes without leaving a trace. If the dragon's course even deviates by a couple of degrees, this means they would never be able to find them.

They show that they're trailing Drogon's kills but that is laughable precisely for this reason. A dragon can fly a 100 miles and there's no trail to fucking follow.
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#18 - fuzzyballs (04/26/2016) [-]
ah yes, our expert on fantasy dragons
that'll show him
#7 - anon (04/26/2016) [-]
yeah but the space in the middle was still pretty big, especially to find something small in.
it's the fact that he picks it up instantly that's amusing
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#16 - zaywoot (04/26/2016) [-]
Would you rather they spend screen time looking through the grass?


TBH I'd rather watch Jorah search through the grass than Dorne
#27 - samlusiewski (04/26/2016) [-]
I don't know, I kind liked Dorne at some point...
#1425236 - thats what i thought but apparently aldrichs weapon look…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2016 on Video Games +1
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#1425237 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
yeah
#1425234 - yeah pretty much 04/23/2016 on Video Games +1
#1425231 - apparently everyone is saying that he also ate nito, but…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2016 on Video Games +1
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#1425235 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
can't have, it's canon that you kill nito in DS1, he couldn't have been around for aldrich to eat gwendolin on the other hand is an optional boss so it makes sense that he was alive to get eaten
maybe they saw the scythe and assumed
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#1425236 - themastermorris (04/23/2016) [-]
thats what i thought but apparently aldrichs weapon looks like a mix of a gravelord weapon and darkmoon, but there isnt anything that explicitly says so though
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#1425237 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
yeah
#1425229 - oh yeah, i finished the game not that long ago actually. I was…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2016 on Video Games +1
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#1425230 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
yeah, i remember hearing gwendolin gets eaten by someone i heard aldrich's story from someone and when i finally got to him i realized who he looked like during the fight.
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#1425231 - themastermorris (04/23/2016) [-]
apparently everyone is saying that he also ate nito, but i have no fucking idea how that happened
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#1425235 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
can't have, it's canon that you kill nito in DS1, he couldn't have been around for aldrich to eat gwendolin on the other hand is an optional boss so it makes sense that he was alive to get eaten
maybe they saw the scythe and assumed
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#1425236 - themastermorris (04/23/2016) [-]
thats what i thought but apparently aldrichs weapon looks like a mix of a gravelord weapon and darkmoon, but there isnt anything that explicitly says so though
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#1425237 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
yeah
#1425227 - Holy christ, aldrich has such a horrific story behind him  [+] (11 new replies) 04/23/2016 on Video Games +1
#1425255 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
>eats people to steal their dicks
>ate a trap dude
>literally less horrifying than a dozen other creepy characters
>soulskiddos think it's the greatest thing ebar
#1425249 - whycanidothis (04/23/2016) [-]
420
#1425233 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
So essentially Dark Souls 3 has the hungry caterpillar as a boss.
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#1425234 - themastermorris (04/23/2016) [-]
yeah pretty much
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#1425228 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
have you seen the boss yet?
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#1425229 - themastermorris (04/23/2016) [-]
oh yeah, i finished the game not that long ago actually. I was just reading some shit on the wiki and happened upon his lovely little story. never noticed that he was actually eating him though when you first walk in
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#1425230 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
yeah, i remember hearing gwendolin gets eaten by someone i heard aldrich's story from someone and when i finally got to him i realized who he looked like during the fight.
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#1425231 - themastermorris (04/23/2016) [-]
apparently everyone is saying that he also ate nito, but i have no fucking idea how that happened
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#1425235 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
can't have, it's canon that you kill nito in DS1, he couldn't have been around for aldrich to eat gwendolin on the other hand is an optional boss so it makes sense that he was alive to get eaten
maybe they saw the scythe and assumed
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#1425236 - themastermorris (04/23/2016) [-]
thats what i thought but apparently aldrichs weapon looks like a mix of a gravelord weapon and darkmoon, but there isnt anything that explicitly says so though
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#1425237 - thematthew (04/23/2016) [-]
yeah
#13 - I cant find the story but no, he was not struck by lightning. … 04/22/2016 on he kill +2
#203 - That's a lot of big words for "literally everything will …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2016 on Some facts about No Man's Sky -3
#205 - anon (03/24/2016) [-]
Watched a 4 hour demo set to music of random exploring in the game. None of them looked completely identical, and most planets had cool unique features and animals.

Randomly generated used to mean boring shit with no artistry. It looks like that's in the past.
#342 - Just make a subreddit, it'll pretty much be the same ******* thing 02/15/2016 on This site is dying fast 0
#29 - I recently had Half-eaten God 02/13/2016 on Dat mission title 0