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themastermorris

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Gender: male
Age: 30
Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Location:Cleveland
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#235 - WWB most likely 10/22/2015 on Arrest me, I'm right here!... 0
#15 - Picture 10/10/2015 on Fallout wallpaper dump 0
#20 - Only if you're in the ghetto  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2015 on What is it? 0
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#21 - manza (10/09/2015) [-]
Suburb ≠ City
#13 - I gotta say, for all the **** we get, Cleveland is not that bad  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2015 on What is it? 0
#19 - manza (10/09/2015) [-]
It's just like Detroit but with fewer building foreclosures and empty lots. It's probably more ugly considering there is less green space.
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#20 - themastermorris (10/09/2015) [-]
Only if you're in the ghetto
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#21 - manza (10/09/2015) [-]
Suburb ≠ City
#703 - **themastermorris used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **themast…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2015 on Cards of Humanity FJ 0
#704 - darkwolf (09/05/2015) [-]
**darkwolf used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**darkwolf rolls Nazi Zombie Robot Ninjas.**
#21 - I would totally **** that girl from GOT, mostly so that her fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2015 on Lola 0
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#43 - thewalruss (08/23/2015) [-]
But you are going to fuck her... she would look totally disappointed.
#364 - Do it 08/23/2015 on Thumb whoring at it's finest 0
#103 - I can easily tell that you are a bit slimmer, keep working at … 08/20/2015 on Progress Report +1
#20 - I come bearing sauce, pic unrelated  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on Law & Order: Detective... 0
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#21 - verrek (08/19/2015) [-]
look at tag
#65 - My issue with the second is that they made Galactus a ******* cloud  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2015 on Just like a dead horse. +7
#112 - shyyguy (08/17/2015) [-]
Fucking cloud
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#78 - saxong (08/17/2015) [-]
To be honest, a cloud is an easier sell to regular people than some old-ass purple dude in a space chair and a giant straw.
#97 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Then Marvel came out with a cyborg/racoon/mercenary and made billions because they know people are stupid and even if they don't understand it, they'll still watch it.
#79 - Well I look silly now 08/15/2015 on Shallout Felter 0
#74 - Only 2 weeks, its half the time they were out  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2015 on Shallout Felter 0
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#77 - phawsy (08/15/2015) [-]
actually it already says he is returning, so its a month wait
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#79 - themastermorris (08/15/2015) [-]
Well I look silly now
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#75 - breaken (08/15/2015) [-]
Oh ok, that's still a while though.
#18 - You'll have better luck changing diet. The exercises will defi… 08/11/2015 on get ripped fj 0
#855 - GG 08/01/2015 on Let's get swole 0
#854 - **themastermorris used "*roll 1, 1-500*"** **themastermorri…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2015 on Let's get swole +4
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#856 - waiwei (08/01/2015) [-]
goodluck with that shit heh
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#855 - themastermorris (08/01/2015) [-]
GG
#155 - Go there and download the tool for whatever version you w… 08/01/2015 on windows 10 0
#90 - You do realize you can just upgrade on your own and not wait f…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2015 on windows 10 0
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#98 - holymackarel (08/01/2015) [-]
forgot to log in.
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#155 - themastermorris (08/01/2015) [-]
www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10ISO
Go there and download the tool for whatever version you want and follows the prompt for it
#97 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
How? I'm still waiting for my update, and my main desktop already has windows 10. (Im on my laptop.)
#201 - I like your taste in music. I saw Nightwish with Sabaton back in April  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on FJ Hobbies +1
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#202 - zestyfox (07/28/2015) [-]
Thanks, man. Wish they'd make an appearance in South Africa one day. Never really been to any sort of concert myself, though
#1480 - **themastermorris used "*roll 1, 1-99999*"** **themastermor… 07/23/2015 on Zombie Roll Game 0
#393 - **themastermorris used "*roll 3, 1-999999999*"** **themaste… 07/22/2015 on Don't fuck with brids 0
#2698 - **themastermorris used "*roll picture*"** **themastermorris… 07/20/2015 on Roll John Cena, get a 1 day... 0
#1122 - **themastermorris used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **themastermorris… 07/18/2015 on Roll even dubs and a mod... 0
#18 - Actually it's closer to quarter million, still a lot of money,…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2015 on "I don't want kids" 0
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#65 - iphoneguy (07/18/2015) [-]
Forgot it varies greatly for each country
#648 - **themastermorris used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **themastermorris… 07/14/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#808 - **themastermorris used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **themastermorris… 07/11/2015 on Where will you be reborn? 0
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#11 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
#12 to #11 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
your avatar leads me to believe you use psychedelic compounds
#9 - levelninetynine (11/06/2013) [-]
I have to say, I love your avatar.
#10 to #9 - themastermorris (11/06/2013) [-]
Why thank you
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