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Date Signed Up:8/03/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:Cleveland
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#33 - The game is 5 nights at freddys  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Dale plays 5 nights at... +4
#34 - mcburd (08/21/2014) [-]
Hey.

Hey Thanks.
#729 - gimme 08/15/2014 on Xbox 3 month give away 0
#3149 - gimme 08/15/2014 on Win a $50 visa card 0
#413 - My current wallpaper 08/14/2014 on Massive wallpaper dump +1
#2405 - **themastermorris rolls 133,238** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#7 - God I love the aristocrats joke and the cards just made it a t…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Card tricks +186
User avatar #43 - fjaggot (08/13/2014) [-]
could you explain the joke cause I don't get what's so funny
User avatar #110 - ilikeweed (08/13/2014) [-]
the joke is called the aristocrats. the base of the joke is always the same. a family walks into an agents office and says they have act to show them. the agent says okay let's see it. this is the part that's a filler. you can say anything you want after this point. but the idea is to say the grossest most offensive shit possible for the family to be doing. most people go towards incest and shitting and pissing all over everybody. after that the closing of the joke is the most important. the agent says" wow, what do you call yourselves" and the punchline is " the arictocrats". its a really famous well known joke the a lot of comedians know. there's even a documentary of it on netflix. or at least there was. i don't know if its up there anymore. but yeah. that's it. i don't really think it's funny at all but supposedly it's one of the funniest/most well known jokes of all time.
User avatar #49 - feffog (08/13/2014) [-]
same, i dont get it
User avatar #70 - theantihipster (08/13/2014) [-]
He also does the whole joke with the "Aristocrats" brand playing cards, note the cartouche back design.
#55 - nufull (08/13/2014) [-]
The humor of the punch line is usually considered to derive either from the extreme discordance between the group's sophisticated name (and the regal "flourish" when stating it) and the vile acts they perform, or as a form of social satire aimed at the decadence of the aristocracy. - wikipedia
#76 - junahi (08/13/2014) [-]
Could I get that in english please?
#113 - nufull (08/14/2014) [-]
it is funny because either:
a: saying that the aristocracy is shit (satire)
or
b: the irony of having such a fancy name while doing such stupid shit.
User avatar #79 - fukkenbisharp (08/13/2014) [-]
its funny because its a fancy name and tone of voice for such a dirty joke
#1159 - It was more so that he played a huge role a lot of the movies … 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. +1
#1155 - Good God people, I'm pretty sad about hearing the news myself … 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. +1
#799 - **themastermorris rolled image ** 08/10/2014 on The "Mirror" -1
#35 - Damn...he didnt even have someone hold his beer 08/07/2014 on i got this 0
#2007 - **themastermorris rolls 7,360,395** 08/04/2014 on Roll for Green Text -1
#84 - Here's the other video she has 08/03/2014 on Sweet Treats for the kids 0
#1019320 - Is it similar to firewinter? 08/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1019318 - Is firefall any good?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1019332 - attifyon (08/02/2014) [-]
Really fun and addicting for a while, specially if you have friends.
But after some time it just gets ridiculously dull insanely fast, so there's that.
User avatar #1019323 - sannukas (08/02/2014) [-]
Played it for 30 minutes.
Not bad so far.
User avatar #1019321 - squalllionhart (08/02/2014) [-]
firesummer or gtfo
User avatar #1019319 - Gonnafly (08/02/2014) [-]
I prefer Firespring
User avatar #1019327 - finblob (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm not American so boooooo.
User avatar #1019320 - themastermorris (08/02/2014) [-]
Is it similar to firewinter?
#1 - A friend of mine does something similar. He puts buffalo chick…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Stuffed crust with hot dog +81
#69 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
I want to be your friends friend.
.....Please?
#20 - ldnelson (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - crampers (07/31/2014) [-]
I want your friend
#4 - xwhitewingx (07/31/2014) [-]
deboned buffalo wings? ?
#7 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
All boneless but one.
User avatar #19 - alexandrz (07/31/2014) [-]
Roulette pizza
#2 - randombystander (07/31/2014) [-]
thanks for sharing this idea
sounds incredible
#1 - I really hope he's able to keep to his promises of setting up …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Elon Musk is a pretty cool... +225
User avatar #159 - TestesFly (08/01/2014) [-]
Tesla intends to stay in the high-end side of the car business, so you might not be able to afford a Tesla anytime soon. However, another company that manufactures cheaper electric cars which use Tesla's relinquished patents might be in a more reasonable price range.
#61 - EpicAnon (07/31/2014) [-]
The Model S, 0-60 in 2.85 sec or something like that.
Plus, it's GOD DAMN GORGEOUS

I've only ever seen one on the road before.
#19 - thesweetscientist (07/31/2014) [-]
Here's the kicker. It sucks.
I'm more interested in "Rimac" they have the leading tech when it comes to electric cars as far as I've seen/heard
And yes, I know what Rimac is building and what Tesla is, but I'm talking about technology, not usability.
#4 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
Those things/cars are great!!! So far no problem with those cars (though the media is trying to lie about a car taking fire for no reason, when in reality it hit a tree full speed and the pilot actually survived unharmed).
User avatar #168 - luqmanr (08/01/2014) [-]
I heard he still died, but not because of the crash, but because of something after that. is it true?
User avatar #2 - wottafella (07/31/2014) [-]
Ummm, I understand that you're on about the Tesla car (P85 is fucking amazing) but when he mentions patents, it ain't about the car...
User avatar #65 - jamcliche (07/31/2014) [-]
He's talking about Tesla Motors. He's head of production at the company.
User avatar #111 - wottafella (08/01/2014) [-]
Ooooooooh, well than that cleared a lot up for me :p
User avatar #186 - jamcliche (08/01/2014) [-]
I figured it might. Nikola Tesla never patented a design.
#9 - Why did America get rid of the "u" in color? Because…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on History +1
User avatar #16 - snakesniper (07/31/2014) [-]
u*
#21 - Look man, I like my liver. I also like not dying of alcohol poisoning 07/29/2014 on Get Rekt 0
#1015132 - Anyone have darkwood? I'm considering getting it 07/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#124423 - Anyone have some decent rap? I already have aesop rock, cunnil…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #124456 - ljxjlos (07/28/2014) [-]
Sage Francis for best rapper ever.
K.Flay for best female rapper ever.
Scroobius Pip for best Spoken-Word-Rap.
Death Grips for best Björk-collaboration And best electro/punk/rap/whatever this shit is

Also B.Dolan, Brother Ali, Ill Bill, MC Chris, Lord of the Rhymes, Optimus Rhyme, Flobots,... Also Astroid Boys if you have no problem with hardcore-influences.

If you don´t mind german language, try:
Kpt. Peng und die Tentakel von Delhi
Prinz Pi
Alligatoah
Casper
User avatar #124434 - awesomerninjathing (07/28/2014) [-]
brace yourself ill take you on a trip down memory lane :^)
User avatar #124494 - inspiteofsprite (07/28/2014) [-]
this is not a rap on how i sling crack or move cocaine
User avatar #124425 - ultrablue (07/28/2014) [-]
Jonwayne
#124306 - Picture 07/27/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#58 - well **** 07/25/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 10 0
#57 - **themastermorris rolls 42**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 10 0
User avatar #58 - themastermorris (07/25/2014) [-]
well fuck
#56 - **themastermorris rolls 07**  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 10 0
User avatar #57 - themastermorris (07/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #58 - themastermorris (07/25/2014) [-]
well fuck
#55 - **themastermorris rolls 01**  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 10 0
User avatar #56 - themastermorris (07/25/2014) [-]
**themastermorris rolls 07**
User avatar #57 - themastermorris (07/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #58 - themastermorris (07/25/2014) [-]
well fuck
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User avatar #11 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #12 to #11 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
your avatar leads me to believe you use psychedelic compounds
User avatar #9 - levelninetynine (11/06/2013) [-]
I have to say, I love your avatar.
User avatar #10 to #9 - themastermorris (11/06/2013) [-]
Why thank you
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