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#133 - Thumb for Puscifer reference  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on (Penis Joke) +1
#135 - trollofhalo (10/28/2013) [-]
Someone who actually gets it! thumb for you too, friend.
#21 - Gotta relieve that stress somehow 10/25/2013 on Worst Situations +1
#112 - To each his own  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on next-gen 0
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#109 - lol, I just never really talked to one person in particular lo…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2013 on next-gen 0
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User avatar #112 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
To each his own
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#106 - Just added you, although I only have like 2 people added who I…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/24/2013 on next-gen 0
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User avatar #109 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
lol, I just never really talked to one person in particular long enough. Usually I'm just browsing the videogames and music board for anything interesting
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User avatar #112 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
To each his own
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#104 - Same feeling here  [+] (7 new replies) 10/24/2013 on next-gen 0
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User avatar #106 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
Just added you, although I only have like 2 people added who I don't really remember
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User avatar #109 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
lol, I just never really talked to one person in particular long enough. Usually I'm just browsing the videogames and music board for anything interesting
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User avatar #112 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
To each his own
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#102 - I know, I just want to hope I can play a game without being ki…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/24/2013 on next-gen 0
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User avatar #104 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
Same feeling here
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User avatar #106 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
Just added you, although I only have like 2 people added who I don't really remember
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User avatar #109 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
lol, I just never really talked to one person in particular long enough. Usually I'm just browsing the videogames and music board for anything interesting
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User avatar #112 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
To each his own
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#100 - So am I, I just really hope they don't sell all their servers …  [+] (11 new replies) 10/24/2013 on next-gen 0
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User avatar #102 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
I know, I just want to hope I can play a game without being kicked because I would like to snipe from a safe distance and be called a camper
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User avatar #104 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
Same feeling here
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User avatar #106 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
Just added you, although I only have like 2 people added who I don't really remember
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User avatar #109 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
lol, I just never really talked to one person in particular long enough. Usually I'm just browsing the videogames and music board for anything interesting
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User avatar #112 - themastermorris (10/24/2013) [-]
To each his own
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#1 - What about sex AND muffins?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Yep +36
#2 - anonymous (10/24/2013) [-]
Or he could always have sex WITH the muffins.
#6 - shortdevil (10/24/2013) [-]
Or he could watch the girl having sex with the muffin.
User avatar #30 - newsuperyoshi (10/25/2013) [-]
Sounds like Derpy r34...
#13 - haqq (10/24/2013) [-]
#698728 - Why do I keep getting emails from Guild Wars 2 saying that my …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #698741 - yutdollacwwwthree (10/23/2013) [-]
u got haxored
#10 - I like how he just stares at the bird like " You goddamn … 10/22/2013 on *poke* 0
#693507 - Indeed it was 10/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#693504 - I forgot his name but it was someone on VGB that told me.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #693506 - ghostninja (10/18/2013) [-]
>trusting a man without sources

This was your own fault
User avatar #693560 - huntergriff (10/18/2013) [-]
I...Think it was Murrlogic...He posted something along the lines of "the Us is fucked because the gov't might default the same day that heists come out." Which If i'm right the american Government was supposed to default or some shit today but it ended up getting "Reopened" Or whatever the blue fuck you wanna call it...
User avatar #693563 - murrlogic (10/18/2013) [-]
Wait what now? I'm coming over my mid life crisis now that i'm finally finished with Pokemon X and now there is nothing to do

I dont even remember half of what I fucking say
User avatar #693564 - huntergriff (10/18/2013) [-]
I don't know didn't you say something about america being fucked or something a couple of days ago?
User avatar #693565 - murrlogic (10/18/2013) [-]
No. Not at all.
User avatar #693573 - huntergriff (10/18/2013) [-]
Also how's the new pokemon? I 'm considering getting it this christmas.
User avatar #693580 - murrlogic (10/18/2013) [-]
It's a HUGE leap forward from Black, White, Black 2, and White 2 because gone is that pseudo philosophical bullshit spouting shit eater N and all that POINTLESS handholding where you have a scripted fight with your rivals EVERY FUCKING TOWN

No...in X and Y you have full control. The only one who is kind of annoying is your main rival who might fight you 2 or 3 times but you still have all the time to wander about, catch pokemon for EXP, and collect mega stones for Mega evolutions

The models for Gen 6 Pokemon...they're eh. Nintendo spent more time on the mega evolutions then they did on the +90 new pokemon they added to X and Y

the main bad guy is kind of a Genocidal Psychopath who wants to blow up the earth. He doesn't even care if he gets caught in the blast radius.

The Elite 4 is a joke compared to 5th Gen. In short...X and Y is a great breathe of fresh air but there is no after game. Yeah you get Moltres, Zapdos, and Articuno but they roam and chasing them down is annoying

You also get Mega Mewtwo but after I caught him...there was nothing left to do.
User avatar #693569 - huntergriff (10/18/2013) [-]
Hm. weird...I could have sworn you said something about GTAO heists earlier this week...Fuck, Maybe I'm losing my shit...
User avatar #693507 - themastermorris (10/18/2013) [-]
Indeed it was
#693499 - I thought heists were supposed to be out for GTAO today, appar…  [+] (27 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#693505 - Gonnafly (10/18/2013) [-]
You're not, they just came out.
User avatar #693515 - bladeboy (10/18/2013) [-]
DONT FUCKING LIE TO ME FLY~SAN
#693511 - desacabose (10/18/2013) [-]
You serious?
User avatar #693512 - Gonnafly (10/18/2013) [-]
Would I lie?
#693516 - desacabose (10/18/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #693518 - Gonnafly (10/18/2013) [-]
But would I lie to you?
#693521 - desacabose (10/18/2013) [-]
Probably
#693522 - Gonnafly (10/18/2013) [-]
#693508 - sircool (10/18/2013) [-]
i can't tell if you're telling the truth or fucking with me
User avatar #693525 - awesomerninjathing (10/18/2013) [-]
lol that gif is fucking random
User avatar #693533 - alexanderburns (10/18/2013) [-]
Hey, fagby, I might be going to Montreal this weekend. What's there to do there?
User avatar #693543 - awesomerninjathing (10/18/2013) [-]
The café’s and boutiques of rue St. Denis
The mystique of the old city of Montreal and the Port
The Just for laughs festival.
The Montreal Casino
The underground shopping city.
The Montreal Jazz festival.
The Montreal film festival.
The Main
The Latin Quarter
The bars, pubs and night life of Crescent Street.
Le Ronde Amusement Park
Montreal’s Gay Village.
Molson Stadium “The Alouettes”.
Olympic Parks stadium, biodome and the botanical gardens.
Montreal Convention Centre
Rue Ste. Catherine.

User avatar #693549 - alexanderburns (10/18/2013) [-]
eh
User avatar #693542 - awesomerninjathing (10/18/2013) [-]
yooooooooo you can go like, downtown
#693526 - sircool (10/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't think of anything to use, but wanted to use something.
User avatar #693502 - ghostninja (10/18/2013) [-]
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

seriously two post today saying the same thing
User avatar #693504 - themastermorris (10/18/2013) [-]
I forgot his name but it was someone on VGB that told me.
User avatar #693506 - ghostninja (10/18/2013) [-]
>trusting a man without sources

This was your own fault
User avatar #693560 - huntergriff (10/18/2013) [-]
I...Think it was Murrlogic...He posted something along the lines of "the Us is fucked because the gov't might default the same day that heists come out." Which If i'm right the american Government was supposed to default or some shit today but it ended up getting "Reopened" Or whatever the blue fuck you wanna call it...
User avatar #693563 - murrlogic (10/18/2013) [-]
Wait what now? I'm coming over my mid life crisis now that i'm finally finished with Pokemon X and now there is nothing to do

I dont even remember half of what I fucking say
User avatar #693564 - huntergriff (10/18/2013) [-]
I don't know didn't you say something about america being fucked or something a couple of days ago?
User avatar #693565 - murrlogic (10/18/2013) [-]
No. Not at all.
User avatar #693573 - huntergriff (10/18/2013) [-]
Also how's the new pokemon? I 'm considering getting it this christmas.
User avatar #693580 - murrlogic (10/18/2013) [-]
It's a HUGE leap forward from Black, White, Black 2, and White 2 because gone is that pseudo philosophical bullshit spouting shit eater N and all that POINTLESS handholding where you have a scripted fight with your rivals EVERY FUCKING TOWN

No...in X and Y you have full control. The only one who is kind of annoying is your main rival who might fight you 2 or 3 times but you still have all the time to wander about, catch pokemon for EXP, and collect mega stones for Mega evolutions

The models for Gen 6 Pokemon...they're eh. Nintendo spent more time on the mega evolutions then they did on the +90 new pokemon they added to X and Y

the main bad guy is kind of a Genocidal Psychopath who wants to blow up the earth. He doesn't even care if he gets caught in the blast radius.

The Elite 4 is a joke compared to 5th Gen. In short...X and Y is a great breathe of fresh air but there is no after game. Yeah you get Moltres, Zapdos, and Articuno but they roam and chasing them down is annoying

You also get Mega Mewtwo but after I caught him...there was nothing left to do.
User avatar #693569 - huntergriff (10/18/2013) [-]
Hm. weird...I could have sworn you said something about GTAO heists earlier this week...Fuck, Maybe I'm losing my shit...
User avatar #693507 - themastermorris (10/18/2013) [-]
Indeed it was
User avatar #693501 - daryldixon (10/18/2013) [-]
yeah fag fuck you slut kill yourself fagit
#140 - Really? Did they agree upon something?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Letter to Congress 0
User avatar #158 - yusay (10/16/2013) [-]
Republicans backed down and only got the ability to strictly monitor the income of those seeking taxpayer subsidies under Obamacare, and the treasury department can continue to borrow money until mid-February.
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#122 - While it was the republicans who initiated the shutdown, I sti…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Letter to Congress +1
User avatar #138 - yusay (10/16/2013) [-]
It's over, actually.
User avatar #140 - themastermorris (10/16/2013) [-]
Really? Did they agree upon something?
User avatar #158 - yusay (10/16/2013) [-]
Republicans backed down and only got the ability to strictly monitor the income of those seeking taxpayer subsidies under Obamacare, and the treasury department can continue to borrow money until mid-February.
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#32 - For the most part I agree with you, however I've had a few tim… 10/16/2013 on 'Murica 0
#31 - Keybank master race 10/16/2013 on 'Murica 0
#20 - It's not like he opened the account to only keep $0.56 in it. … 10/16/2013 on 'Murica 0
#34 - All of these comments are glorious! 10/15/2013 on Two 0
#83652 - It's something  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #83764 - darksideofthebeast (10/15/2013) [-]
why was I not alerted when you posted this?
User avatar #83668 - deandrummer (10/14/2013) [-]
i feel that this is his defense for the lack of tool
User avatar #83765 - darksideofthebeast (10/15/2013) [-]
I don't mind how long they take.

It takes longer than a year to make a quality album, and I believe Danny Carey stated that they don't put a song on the record unless it makes him get chills down his spine.

So that would be why it takes 8 years to make one.
User avatar #83783 - deandrummer (10/15/2013) [-]
true
#688791 - Interesting.... 10/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#688749 - I'm interested in this glitch  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #688758 - HOBOwithISSUES (10/13/2013) [-]
GTA 5 Online Motorcycle Resell Glitch - Infinite Money Making Cheat Bike - Grand Theft Auto 5 GTAV

try to have about 50k or more before you start this to get the most out of it
User avatar #688791 - themastermorris (10/13/2013) [-]
Interesting....
#688735 - I'm going the route of waiting for R* to gives us our $500,000  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #688746 - HOBOwithISSUES (10/13/2013) [-]
Im actually doing this one glitch I found thats getting me 20k every 30sec. Its working like a charm
User avatar #688749 - themastermorris (10/13/2013) [-]
I'm interested in this glitch
User avatar #688758 - HOBOwithISSUES (10/13/2013) [-]
GTA 5 Online Motorcycle Resell Glitch - Infinite Money Making Cheat Bike - Grand Theft Auto 5 GTAV

try to have about 50k or more before you start this to get the most out of it
User avatar #688791 - themastermorris (10/13/2013) [-]
Interesting....
#59 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on What will sleep with you... 0
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User avatar #12 to #11 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
your avatar leads me to believe you use psychedelic compounds
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I have to say, I love your avatar.
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Why thank you
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