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themassivefail

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/07/2009
Location:A house
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Comment Ranking:#5522
Highest Content Rank:#5735
Highest Comment Rank:#200
Content Thumbs: 218 total,  319 ,  101
Comment Thumbs: 17733 total,  20593 ,  2860
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Level 18 Content: New Here → Level 19 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 93.4% (934/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:19528
Times Content Favorited:9 times
Total Comments Made:5385
FJ Points:14356
Favorite Tags: me (3) | i (2) | Just (2) | so (2) | whoop (2)

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    Kinect Sutra Kinect Sutra
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    Because, FUCK YOU Because, FUCK YOU
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    Badumtiss. Badumtiss.
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    Such literacy Such literacy
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    YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH, Turkey YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH, Turkey
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    Dango feels Dango feels
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    Eat shit Eat shit
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    UK SoldierLAD UK SoldierLAD
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    He really isn't gonna give you up He really isn't gonna give you up
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    IT'S UP. IT'S UP.
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    AOT AOT

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#298 - **themassivefail used "*roll picture*"** **themassivefail r… 08/01/2016 on Get reborn TURBO edition 0
#58 - Picture 08/01/2016 on Always read the label +2
#107 - **themassivefail used "*roll picture*"** **themassivefail r… 08/01/2016 on Comment for your flag 0
#47 - **** I totally forgot about the sensitive skin stuff. Sounds g…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2016 on Always read the label +2
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#52 - namenotallowed (08/01/2016) [-]
Nah man I'm as legit as it gets with it. I wouldn't put another mans gibbly's at stake for a laugh. That would be to mean.
#58 - themassivefail (08/01/2016) [-]
#30 - Genuinely curious. Has anyone ever used nair on the scrotal ar…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/01/2016 on Always read the label +1
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#46 - namenotallowed (08/01/2016) [-]
Yeah man it works great they have one for the sensitive bits.
I don't trust my hand with a razor next to them I get twitches sometimes so I'd rather just put potentially harmful chemicals on me rather than cut them off.
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#47 - themassivefail (08/01/2016) [-]
fuck I totally forgot about the sensitive skin stuff. Sounds good. I may have to give that a shot on monday.

if you're lying to me, ill ass rape you with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, coated in full strength nair, salt and vinegar ... but i'm pretty sure you're serious, so it's all good
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#52 - namenotallowed (08/01/2016) [-]
Nah man I'm as legit as it gets with it. I wouldn't put another mans gibbly's at stake for a laugh. That would be to mean.
#58 - themassivefail (08/01/2016) [-]
#35 - anon (08/01/2016) [-]
>>#1, read it and be warned.
#172 - Same actress too, I believe. 07/31/2016 on plot armour should be neutral +1
#60 - Picture 07/19/2016 on "My coffee shop has a... +5
#28 - beautiful 07/16/2016 on groovy +1
#24 - Song source for the second one? Please  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2016 on groovy 0
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#37 - xaneros (07/16/2016) [-]
for the version used in that song specifically its levan polka sang by hatsune miku
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#26 - metalstorm (07/16/2016) [-]
#28 - themassivefail (07/16/2016) [-]
beautiful
#7 - Straight up "Am I cute?". 07/16/2016 on soggy cardboard +3