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#6 - The day before having anal's meals  [+] (2 replies) 10/09/2015 on (untitled) +22
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#16 - itssakamoto (10/09/2015) [-]
Ah Anal's Meals. They are better than kfc and McDonald's. Took my GF to Anal's Meals last week. She loved it.
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#13 - therealtjthemedic (10/09/2015) [-]
Ah, I love Anal's Meals. The day before Anal's Meals is great.
#6 - We can go deeper  [+] (12 replies) 10/09/2015 on comes with free shipping +39
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#29 - neutrality (10/09/2015) [-]
The only cargo they have is model ships.
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#18 - donbionicle (10/09/2015) [-]
Actually a ship-shipping ship being shipped by a ship-shipping-shipping ship would suffer greatly if it went any deeper.
#19 - themasonrocks (10/09/2015) [-]
Not necessarily, if the ship shipping ship-shipping ships shipping ships may have been designed to lower into the water while shipping the ship-shipping ships shipping ships. Such as the ship that ships ships in the picture.
#20 - donbionicle (10/09/2015) [-]
Ah, but that's not a ship-shipping ship, but an off-shore oil rig shipping ship!
#21 - themasonrocks (10/09/2015) [-]
Ah, but you see it is actually a multi-purpose shipping ship that can ship shipping ships, military ships, or off shore oil-rig.
#22 - donbionicle (10/09/2015) [-]
#23 - themasonrocks (10/09/2015) [-]
Here's the audio version if you didn't have it
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#24 - donbionicle (10/09/2015) [-]
That sounded a lot different in my head.
#10 - fearedbacon (10/09/2015) [-]
Ship-shipping ship shipping ship-shipping ships shipping shipping ships

... that word no longer makes sense when i say it
#15 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
ship-shipping ship ship* shipping ship-shipping ships shipping shipping ships
#17 - friendofaf (10/09/2015) [-]
What the fuck is a ship
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#13 - deadmice (10/09/2015) [-]
I think the Ship-shipping ship shipping ship-shipping ships shipping shipping ships might be shopped.
#5 - What if the "On a cob" planet is just a giant …  [+] (6 replies) 10/09/2015 on no way out +5
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#10 - mcbergstedt (10/09/2015) [-]
I didn't get that scene. Does he hate corn? or does the whole planet convert everything to corn?
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#11 - spookswoo (10/09/2015) [-]
nope, nothing like that, thats what makes it so funny.
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#12 - mcbergstedt (10/09/2015) [-]
Ok that makes more sense
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#13 - themasonrocks (10/09/2015) [-]
And also, just for reference, the planet isn't made of corn, rather everything on and about the planet is "On a cob"
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#14 - mcbergstedt (10/09/2015) [-]
I understood that. I just didn't understand why Rick hated it all so much
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#15 - themasonrocks (10/09/2015) [-]
So far I can only find one reason. Yes.
#5 - Did anyone else not have a senior quote in their yearbook? My …  [+] (9 replies) 10/09/2015 on Stupid +42
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#23 - katiki (10/09/2015) [-]
I didn't either. But all the seniors that graduated a year before us did, I don't understand D:
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#19 - morphodite (10/09/2015) [-]
I didn't have a quote. In fact, the seniors were supposed to show up in the summer before the start of the school year to take pictures in tuxedos. I just assumed they would use my normal senior picture that they would have us take in the first week anyway, so I didn't go. My name and picture weren't in the yearbook.
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#22 - themasonrocks (10/09/2015) [-]
That sucks, we had our pictures towards the end of the first semester, but apparently the new generation of seniors is required to do the same thing you did.
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#15 - crazyanimal (10/09/2015) [-]
I didnt because a year or two before me about 20 people secretly made fun of this kid and he ended up killing himself because of it. Now they are banned forever in my school. I look back at the yearbook that did it and seeing the comments and some are pretty fucked up and i cant believe they werent detected
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#10 - gottaloveit (10/09/2015) [-]
I had quotes in my yearbook but they were all wrong. Mine was completely different from what I originally wanted
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#8 - bossguycumsplash (10/09/2015) [-]
My School had this thing where you could buy a page and put some shit on it.
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#7 - funnychunk (10/09/2015) [-]
Me neither. We had short paragraphs written by our friends about us, though. That was a nice touch.
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#13 - platinumaltaria (10/09/2015) [-]
Or would be, if we had friends.
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#6 - weissessand (10/09/2015) [-]
I didn't either.
#4 - Just gotta eat some cheese.  [+] (1 reply) 10/09/2015 on skyrim in three pictures +22
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#5 - gruntmastr (10/09/2015) [-]
Mammoth Cheesebowls > Regular cheese wheels