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Gender: male
Age: 18
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Consoles Owned: PS2, Wii (Don't play them that much either)
Video Games Played: Everything
Interests: Military, anime, games, Warhammer
Date Signed Up:8/18/2012
Last Login:12/29/2014
Location:Pennsylvania USA
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#1077296 - I was thinking that too, and suzy having a sister that looks 9… 10/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1077261 - I read that somewhere too, but that doesn't explain why Jon go…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1077293 - Riukanojutsu (10/19/2014) [-]
Screencap could be faked too.
#1077296 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
I was thinking that too, and suzy having a sister that looks 90% like her backs that claim up as well so I dunno. It could be fake but
#1077240 - That picture is 100% suzy and that screencap of jon's twitter …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1077260 - kothaex (10/19/2014) [-]
hahaha
that pic looks so absurdly fake i can't even
I've done better photoshops than that
User avatar #1077261 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
I read that somewhere too, but that doesn't explain why Jon got defensive on his twitter when it was showed to him and then deleted everything shortly after he posted.
User avatar #1077293 - Riukanojutsu (10/19/2014) [-]
Screencap could be faked too.
#1077296 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
I was thinking that too, and suzy having a sister that looks 90% like her backs that claim up as well so I dunno. It could be fake but
#1077238 - The grumps could not be contained  [+] (6 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1077239 - desacabose (10/19/2014) [-]
Nigga is that real
User avatar #1077240 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
That picture is 100% suzy and that screencap of jon's twitter is pretty damn convincing as well as him deleting all of that is convincing enough for me.
User avatar #1077260 - kothaex (10/19/2014) [-]
hahaha
that pic looks so absurdly fake i can't even
I've done better photoshops than that
User avatar #1077261 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
I read that somewhere too, but that doesn't explain why Jon got defensive on his twitter when it was showed to him and then deleted everything shortly after he posted.
User avatar #1077293 - Riukanojutsu (10/19/2014) [-]
Screencap could be faked too.
#1077296 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
I was thinking that too, and suzy having a sister that looks 90% like her backs that claim up as well so I dunno. It could be fake but
#1077232 - It was his cumming  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1077233 - sackit (10/19/2014) [-]
I am just glad other people did not go with the stream and do the same
#1077207 - Scroll down to said topic  [+] (10 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1077328 - thememegod (10/19/2014) [-]
WOOOOOAOOOOAAAAHT?!?!
#1077234 - desacabose (10/19/2014) [-]
#1077238 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
The grumps could not be contained
#1077239 - desacabose (10/19/2014) [-]
Nigga is that real
User avatar #1077240 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
That picture is 100% suzy and that screencap of jon's twitter is pretty damn convincing as well as him deleting all of that is convincing enough for me.
User avatar #1077260 - kothaex (10/19/2014) [-]
hahaha
that pic looks so absurdly fake i can't even
I've done better photoshops than that
User avatar #1077261 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
I read that somewhere too, but that doesn't explain why Jon got defensive on his twitter when it was showed to him and then deleted everything shortly after he posted.
User avatar #1077293 - Riukanojutsu (10/19/2014) [-]
Screencap could be faked too.
#1077296 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
I was thinking that too, and suzy having a sister that looks 90% like her backs that claim up as well so I dunno. It could be fake but
User avatar #1077211 - awesomanium (10/19/2014) [-]
Well
Okay then
#1077200 - So I read about the cum chronicles of Jontron....  [+] (15 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1077230 - sackit (10/19/2014) [-]
w
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#1077232 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
It was his cumming
User avatar #1077233 - sackit (10/19/2014) [-]
I am just glad other people did not go with the stream and do the same
User avatar #1077204 - awesomanium (10/19/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #1077207 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
encyclopediadramatica.se/Game_Grumps
Scroll down to said topic
#1077328 - thememegod (10/19/2014) [-]
WOOOOOAOOOOAAAAHT?!?!
#1077234 - desacabose (10/19/2014) [-]
#1077238 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
The grumps could not be contained
#1077239 - desacabose (10/19/2014) [-]
Nigga is that real
User avatar #1077240 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
That picture is 100% suzy and that screencap of jon's twitter is pretty damn convincing as well as him deleting all of that is convincing enough for me.
User avatar #1077260 - kothaex (10/19/2014) [-]
hahaha
that pic looks so absurdly fake i can't even
I've done better photoshops than that
User avatar #1077261 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
I read that somewhere too, but that doesn't explain why Jon got defensive on his twitter when it was showed to him and then deleted everything shortly after he posted.
User avatar #1077293 - Riukanojutsu (10/19/2014) [-]
Screencap could be faked too.
#1077296 - themarineelite (10/19/2014) [-]
I was thinking that too, and suzy having a sister that looks 90% like her backs that claim up as well so I dunno. It could be fake but
User avatar #1077211 - awesomanium (10/19/2014) [-]
Well
Okay then
#1075461 - Should I buy the Dawn of War Franchise Pack? I feel like I nee…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1075531 - ScottP (10/17/2014) [-]
Yes you should. And make haste for the enemies of man are at our doorstep
#57 - But Prime fights for freedom and freedom is why people join ch… 10/15/2014 on WHAT TIME IS IT? +7
#77 - Oh and one more thing. Some girls give a **** abo… 10/15/2014 on SJW +1
#56 - Then work out. Then you can become beautiful like Addy. 10/15/2014 on SJW +2
#54 - Also be Well Dressed.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2014 on SJW +2
#55 - psychosamurai (10/15/2014) [-]
Although you gave simple and very valid points, your face is pretty much the most important thing when looking good. And a beautiful face is what most of us lack.
User avatar #77 - themarineelite (10/15/2014) [-]
Oh and one more thing. Some girls give a shit about faces, some don't. BUT the one thing I can tell you is that if you do work out, most girls will notice that more than if your face looks like a character from oblivion. And personality wise, instead of looking for why it won't work, look for ways it will work. It'll go a longgggg way for you in the end.
#56 - themarineelite (10/15/2014) [-]
Then work out. Then you can become beautiful like Addy.
#53 - While genetics can be a bitch Believe me I know . Do t… 10/15/2014 on SJW +1
#33 - Band of Brothers. Series about the American 101st Airborne Div…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Science 0
User avatar #35 - sovietsamurai (10/15/2014) [-]
Thanks
#115279 - I also forgot to mention that she was also the kind of girl wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #115280 - thatonetyler (10/15/2014) [-]
good for you man, thats awesome, dont deal with girls like that, they are shallow and will bring you down, ive had my fair share of girls who only wanted the best things for themselves and not me, so i told them to go fuck themselves
#28 - Guys who bitch about the friendzone are some of the biggest pu…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/15/2014 on SJW +12
#66 - anonymous (10/15/2014) [-]
"Oh he's sooo dreamy, but all he does is that thing, Maybe I should try to distract him"
Couldn't help but lol at that
#50 - psychosamurai (10/15/2014) [-]
How does one FUCKING CHANGES being ugly?
#71 - BloodyTurds (10/15/2014) [-]
Makeup? women do it... why not us... JUST DON'T GET CAUGHT lel
User avatar #70 - thespartanpony (10/15/2014) [-]
money. lots and lots of money.
User avatar #54 - themarineelite (10/15/2014) [-]
Also be Well Dressed.
#55 - psychosamurai (10/15/2014) [-]
Although you gave simple and very valid points, your face is pretty much the most important thing when looking good. And a beautiful face is what most of us lack.
User avatar #77 - themarineelite (10/15/2014) [-]
Oh and one more thing. Some girls give a shit about faces, some don't. BUT the one thing I can tell you is that if you do work out, most girls will notice that more than if your face looks like a character from oblivion. And personality wise, instead of looking for why it won't work, look for ways it will work. It'll go a longgggg way for you in the end.
#56 - themarineelite (10/15/2014) [-]
Then work out. Then you can become beautiful like Addy.
User avatar #53 - themarineelite (10/15/2014) [-]
While genetics can be a bitch Believe me I know . Do things to bring out the attractive side of you. Acne can be treated with creams and antibiotics. If you have bad facial hair, Shave. CONSTANTLY!!!!! Having a good, well groomed beard is a gift from god and a hastle for yourself as well Experiment with different haircuts, have basic hygiene, try cologne.
User avatar #33 - ugoboom (10/15/2014) [-]
You should check out the MGTOW movement. Lots of people like you.
#115249 - >Be me >Be 18 yo in Highschool >Girl I knew f…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #115278 - thatonetyler (10/15/2014) [-]
it happens to best of us buddy, what i recommend is dont make any contact for a while, i had almost the same thing happen to me, i was in love with this girl back in my junior year of highschool and she was a senior going off to college, well everything seemed like it was going great then i left for the army and kinda got friendzoned while i was away training, when i came home from basic training i started my senior year and didnt talk to her until november, and from there i would periodically text her just checking in and showing that i cared about her as a friend, i then got into a serious relationship with another girl and after the girl dumped me because she went off to college, amy was there for me and now we are talking again and most likely will be dating sooner or later, so just give it time and stay as her distant friend, and one day she will realize what she lost, for my girl it took 2 years of maturing and living on her own to figure out who she really was and now she came back for me and everything perfect now, so keep your head up and also im sorry for wording all of this so badly its been a while since i shared life experiences and hard for me to explain everything perfectly.
User avatar #115279 - themarineelite (10/15/2014) [-]
I also forgot to mention that she was also the kind of girl who leave subtle messages on facebook that I knew were directed at me. One such saying "It's a shame that you defend someone for so long despite what everyone says, only to realize what everyone said about them was true", which was posted 1 hour after I texted her and tried to clear things up and she said everything was cool. I bit back a little with a wall post. I also kind of guessed that she was a very insecure girl and had some social issues like rumors and stuff and I don't necessarily blame her for that. But I can't live my life just waiting for her to come around. I deleted her #, her snapchat, and facebook. I'm stopping because I need to do it for me.
User avatar #115280 - thatonetyler (10/15/2014) [-]
good for you man, thats awesome, dont deal with girls like that, they are shallow and will bring you down, ive had my fair share of girls who only wanted the best things for themselves and not me, so i told them to go fuck themselves
#86 - Isn't the remnants the same as the one in Fallout 2?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Disintegrating Deathclaws +1
User avatar #89 - elmarcocfc (10/11/2014) [-]
Yes
#115181 - I'm very reclusive when it comes to being social. I don't real…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #115200 - nigalthornberry (10/12/2014) [-]
A lot of time I just don't give a fuck
#115196 - MisguidedIdiot (10/12/2014) [-]
too lazy to socialize
User avatar #115189 - gabemczombie (10/11/2014) [-]
Yep. I don't have a problem with people talking to me, i just won't talk to them
User avatar #115188 - aamann (10/11/2014) [-]
Aye aye.
User avatar #115185 - ScottP (10/11/2014) [-]
Same. Sometimes though I'll see someone and I'll get the urge to just forego everything and say "Hi"

But then I remember that people don't like being talked to by random strangers while they're eating at a park.
User avatar #115184 - alexanderburns (10/11/2014) [-]
just you
#157120 - I'm starting college. People are ******* and losi… 09/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157079 - Is it weird to hold off on losing your virginity until you hav…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157105 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/28/2014) [-]
girls like experience. fuck as much as you can. but if she fucks before fucking you then shes a slut and you should dump her after you done with her
User avatar #157093 - oborawatabinost (09/28/2014) [-]
It's not weird at all. To me, at least, first times are important, because you'll most likely always remember them, and I wasted mine with a psychopathic bitch that I wish I could forget.

Stick to your guns, so you won't make the same mistakes as me.
User avatar #157091 - princessren (09/28/2014) [-]
why would that be weird?
User avatar #157120 - themarineelite (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm starting college. People are fucking and losing their virginities left and right. I'm not afraid to go to parties and drink and have a good time and i have already. But still i just don't know where to look for the right person. Most people in college have fuckbuddy relationships. I'm not very successful at that being a virgin and all. And imo im somewhat attractive at my best with just a little acne. I also am pretty social and able to talk to people easily and im also in a boxing club with the goal of meeting people as well as learning how to fight.
#9 - It looks like finding all of the values of X in an Absolute va… 09/27/2014 on Math +8
#73 - He still ended up ******* her.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on Smooth Ron.. 0
User avatar #74 - megaton (09/27/2014) [-]
also true
#175 - Gotta say getting an Android Reverb was the best decision I ma… 09/26/2014 on Android 0
#72 - It just sounded like what you were saying but on a much larger… 09/26/2014 on CIS Scum! 0
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#5 - anonalmon (07/11/2014) [-]
It's funny because people think I'm serious.
#4 - desacabose (06/18/2014) [-]
Sometimes change is good
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