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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: themarineelite
Steam Profile: EliteMarine
Consoles Owned: PS2, Wii (Don't play them that much either)
Video Games Played: Planetside 2, Arma, Team Fortress 2, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyet, Assassin's Creed 3
Interests: Military, anime, games
Date Signed Up:8/18/2012
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:Pennsylvania USA
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#905017 - W and U are ok in my boat, they haven't really done anything t…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #905019 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
eh yeah those are ok i guess, i call my friends fags too if they leave.
User avatar #905021 - themarineelite (04/28/2014) [-]
But he did it all the time. He would also kick/ban people from his TS over stupid shit.
User avatar #905022 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
thats pretty shitty
only keep contact with W maybe
#905011 - I even feel kind of bad because of it. They gifted me games li…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #905015 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
well they seem like hypocritical cunts to me based of this so i'd just not play with them for a while atleast.
User avatar #905017 - themarineelite (04/28/2014) [-]
W and U are ok in my boat, they haven't really done anything that caused me to be angry at them. O would just call me a fag for normal shit like if I had to get off for stuff in real life.
User avatar #905019 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
eh yeah those are ok i guess, i call my friends fags too if they leave.
User avatar #905021 - themarineelite (04/28/2014) [-]
But he did it all the time. He would also kick/ban people from his TS over stupid shit.
User avatar #905022 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
thats pretty shitty
only keep contact with W maybe
#905007 - U actually wasn't there at the time, but before he has agreed …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #905009 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
meh i got like 2-3 groups i play with now
sometimes mix them a bit up with someone from 1 group and from another in the same game.
User avatar #905011 - themarineelite (04/28/2014) [-]
I even feel kind of bad because of it. They gifted me games like Sniper Elite Nazi zombie army 1 and 2, Mount and Blade Warband, and Payday: the heist. I don't know what to think anymore though.
User avatar #905015 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
well they seem like hypocritical cunts to me based of this so i'd just not play with them for a while atleast.
User avatar #905017 - themarineelite (04/28/2014) [-]
W and U are ok in my boat, they haven't really done anything that caused me to be angry at them. O would just call me a fag for normal shit like if I had to get off for stuff in real life.
User avatar #905019 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
eh yeah those are ok i guess, i call my friends fags too if they leave.
User avatar #905021 - themarineelite (04/28/2014) [-]
But he did it all the time. He would also kick/ban people from his TS over stupid shit.
User avatar #905022 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
thats pretty shitty
only keep contact with W maybe
#904997 - >2 years ago, playing Dayz Taviana by myself >Come a…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#905306 - huntergriff (04/28/2014) [-]
I just got rid of my group...like a week ago...they used to do shit like this plus...there were these things:
www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/892869#892869
www.funnyjunk.com/hating/247819#247819
www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/896626#896626
www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/897861#897861
www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/902123#902123

so....I decided I was better off without them. and I have never been more right, I'm a hell of a lot better off and happier without these assholes, and i'm pretty sure they replaced me already.
User avatar #905091 - rokkarokkaali (04/28/2014) [-]
It's like a law that any friends you make on the internet are going to end up becoming your greatest enemies.
I hang out with someone in minecraft, get my own diamonds, they try getting a cut of the diamonds because they're greedy jews, I end up having to kill him twice and taking my shit and hauling ass before he comes back. I play friendly on TF2 with some other guys and then they get shot by some asshole who doesn't allow you to have fun on a trade server and he comes out of nowhere shooting me and spawn camping.
User avatar #905043 - endercrew (04/28/2014) [-]
I had a situation like that in a Napoleonic Wars clan. I'd joke around but get court martialled (Banned/kicked from ts and server) whereas a sergeant could pull that shit and get away with it.
User avatar #905013 - danield (04/28/2014) [-]
Cool blog post, upboat!
User avatar #905004 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
seems like cunts
User avatar #905007 - themarineelite (04/28/2014) [-]
U actually wasn't there at the time, but before he has agreed with me that O is an asshole and would call him out on his bullshit if he did it to me. T told me he didn't want the group to fracture but I'm tired of it. O was and always is an asshole to me and I can't stand that bs anymore.
User avatar #905009 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
meh i got like 2-3 groups i play with now
sometimes mix them a bit up with someone from 1 group and from another in the same game.
User avatar #905011 - themarineelite (04/28/2014) [-]
I even feel kind of bad because of it. They gifted me games like Sniper Elite Nazi zombie army 1 and 2, Mount and Blade Warband, and Payday: the heist. I don't know what to think anymore though.
User avatar #905015 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
well they seem like hypocritical cunts to me based of this so i'd just not play with them for a while atleast.
User avatar #905017 - themarineelite (04/28/2014) [-]
W and U are ok in my boat, they haven't really done anything that caused me to be angry at them. O would just call me a fag for normal shit like if I had to get off for stuff in real life.
User avatar #905019 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
eh yeah those are ok i guess, i call my friends fags too if they leave.
User avatar #905021 - themarineelite (04/28/2014) [-]
But he did it all the time. He would also kick/ban people from his TS over stupid shit.
User avatar #905022 - Timmietim (04/28/2014) [-]
thats pretty shitty
only keep contact with W maybe
#894152 - Sega has handed over rights of the alien video game franchise …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #894167 - adunsaveme (04/17/2014) [-]
It can't possibly be as bad as Colonial Marines, right?
User avatar #894500 - huntergriff (04/17/2014) [-]
well...to be fair, gearbox didn't really give a shit about the game, they were more focused on Borderfags 2.
#4855376 - Johnny Bravo... 04/09/2014 on Play items 0
#4855118 - Doug was the shit and I'm 17. 04/09/2014 on Play items 0
#211934 - so close... 04/06/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#109300 - Pennsylvania. And I wouldn't be surprised the group that did i… 04/05/2014 on Social Board +1
#109288 - My class for my High school went on a trip to Disney World. Th…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #109319 - thebestpieever (04/06/2014) [-]
So sorry it went down like that, but it sounds like you went about it the best way it could have been done, I mean, a glass slipper? That's really cool.
User avatar #109317 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh...God...

That must've been terrible man...
User avatar #109290 - megavoir (04/05/2014) [-]
Are you from Jersey?
Our seniors went to Disney and I heard something similar
User avatar #109300 - themarineelite (04/05/2014) [-]
Pennsylvania. And I wouldn't be surprised the group that did it for our school does it for a bunch of schools in the Northeast.
#109254 - glacerose, thunderquill, I failed you my brothers. She had a d…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #109271 - thebestpieever (04/05/2014) [-]
Can I ask what exactly happened?
User avatar #109288 - themarineelite (04/05/2014) [-]
My class for my High school went on a trip to Disney World. This was also the time of year when people were asking for dates to Prom. What I did was I got a Glass Slipper and had a Prom Proposal to one of the girls I liked after we hanged out for the day. I did it in front of the Magic Kingdom castle. She said it was cute but she had a date to prom but she said if I was first she would've said yes. That day kinda ended on a bad and awkward note.
User avatar #109319 - thebestpieever (04/06/2014) [-]
So sorry it went down like that, but it sounds like you went about it the best way it could have been done, I mean, a glass slipper? That's really cool.
User avatar #109317 - ScottP (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh...God...

That must've been terrible man...
User avatar #109290 - megavoir (04/05/2014) [-]
Are you from Jersey?
Our seniors went to Disney and I heard something similar
User avatar #109300 - themarineelite (04/05/2014) [-]
Pennsylvania. And I wouldn't be surprised the group that did it for our school does it for a bunch of schools in the Northeast.
#109266 - anonymous (04/05/2014) [-]
irrelevant. you worked up the balls to do it. congrats anyways.
#109260 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/05/2014) [-]
Hey, you went ahead and did it. Just because it didn't go accordion to plan doesn't mean you failed. You took a big step in confidence doing a big thing like that and you should be proud. That was an Alpha moment, my nugget. I'm proud of you.
User avatar #109298 - loveyameanish (04/05/2014) [-]
>Accordion to plan
User avatar #109305 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (04/05/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #109306 - loveyameanish (04/05/2014) [-]
Fab.
User avatar #109257 - awesomerninjathing (04/05/2014) [-]
dont beat yourself up over it m8
#109256 - glacerose (04/05/2014) [-]
Aw shit man. That sucks
but you can do it lil nigga
#109255 - thunderquill (04/05/2014) [-]
awww, that really sucks man. I was looking forward to good news :c
There's plenty of shrimp in the buffet, keep on keepin on lil nigga
#47 - Dear Psychadelicace I have a request for something not sta… 04/03/2014 on Imperial Navy 0
#69 - MUST... PURGE.... XENOS........  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on Xenomorph +9
#83 - starchild (04/03/2014) [-]
It's the only way to be sure
#864777 - Dat AK  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #864803 - dajokaman (03/18/2014) [-]
PSO scopes for the AK-type weapons are god mistakes.
User avatar #864791 - finblob (03/18/2014) [-]
lol, rust got rid of zombies so that they would be different to rust and more survivaly/hunty and now DayZ is just fucked it up by adding hunting
User avatar #864835 - alstorp (03/18/2014) [-]
Hunting was in the DayZ mod too... Which existed before Rust.
User avatar #864847 - finblob (03/18/2014) [-]
I mean, cooking the food and stuff.
#864802 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
They always planned on adding hunting.
#14 - Westboro baptist church's FW 03/17/2014 on Westboro Baptist Church +8
#107956 - Gonna do it this week.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Social Board 0
#107962 - thunderquill (03/16/2014) [-]
Godspeed OP
#107929 - My class in High school is going to Disney World. My plan is t…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Social Board +1
#107955 - thunderquill (03/15/2014) [-]
vid or it didn't happen.
User avatar #107956 - themarineelite (03/15/2014) [-]
Gonna do it this week.
#107962 - thunderquill (03/16/2014) [-]
Godspeed OP
User avatar #107930 - glacerose (03/15/2014) [-]
I like it
#107880 - So I have an interesting way of asking a girl out to prom. Any…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Social Board +2
#107909 - glacerose (03/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #107929 - themarineelite (03/15/2014) [-]
My class in High school is going to Disney World. My plan is to have a glass slipper and have a note in it with Prom? in it. Going to go to her room and ask her and get one of my buddies to video tape it. Pretty sure she'll say yes
#107955 - thunderquill (03/15/2014) [-]
vid or it didn't happen.
User avatar #107956 - themarineelite (03/15/2014) [-]
Gonna do it this week.
#107962 - thunderquill (03/16/2014) [-]
Godspeed OP
User avatar #107930 - glacerose (03/15/2014) [-]
I like it
User avatar #107883 - adunsaveme (03/15/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #107881 - indulge (03/15/2014) [-]
sure.
#856941 - I dun't trust torrents  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... -1
User avatar #856942 - Timmietim (03/09/2014) [-]
topkek m8
#856918 - You, me, dayz. We will go around handcuffing people and shanki… 03/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#856915 - I want Dawn of War but I'm poor as shit right now.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... -1
User avatar #856940 - Timmietim (03/09/2014) [-]
yarhar
User avatar #856941 - themarineelite (03/09/2014) [-]
I dun't trust torrents
User avatar #856942 - Timmietim (03/09/2014) [-]
topkek m8
#851039 - there is no survival...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #851042 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
fuckkkkkkk, they better not make it another standalone, they better patch it into zombie army 2...
#851028 - I think so, don't call me out if I'm wrong though.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #851030 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
you should find out
User avatar #851039 - themarineelite (03/02/2014) [-]
there is no survival...
User avatar #851042 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
fuckkkkkkk, they better not make it another standalone, they better patch it into zombie army 2...
#851011 - Alot of new enemies, and turrets. So you can now mow down zomb…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #851027 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
is there a survival mode yet?
User avatar #851028 - themarineelite (03/02/2014) [-]
I think so, don't call me out if I'm wrong though.
User avatar #851030 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
you should find out
User avatar #851039 - themarineelite (03/02/2014) [-]
there is no survival...
User avatar #851042 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
fuckkkkkkk, they better not make it another standalone, they better patch it into zombie army 2...
#850835 - Also get it now cause its on sale for $3.74 on steam. 03/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#5 - anonalmon (07/11/2014) [-]
It's funny because people think I'm serious.
#4 - desacabose ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Sometimes change is good
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