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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: themarineelite
Steam Profile: EliteMarine
Consoles Owned: PS2, Wii (Don't play them that much either)
Video Games Played: Everything
Interests: Military, anime, games, Warhammer
Date Signed Up:8/18/2012
Last Login:11/23/2014
Location:Pennsylvania USA
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MY RAGE IS EXPRESSED THROUGH VENERATING THE EMPEROR.

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#156105 - Yeah I did that. I mistook it for being her sending messages a… 09/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#156079 - Basically I knew a girl from high school that I chased in high…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #156082 - sirfiiddlesticks (09/22/2014) [-]
I think you should just message/text her and ask if everything's alright and ask what you did wrong.
User avatar #156105 - themarineelite (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I did that. I mistook it for being her sending messages and it got a little weird so I don't know how that leaves us off. Her phone has been fucking up so that explains why.
#156075 - /advice/ I think I ****** up with a girl I know.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #156077 - sugoi (09/22/2014) [-]
Go into detail if you wanna vent.
#156079 - themarineelite (09/22/2014) [-]
Basically I knew a girl from high school that I chased in high school but got tired of it so I was just happy being friends with her. After high school ended I was ready to drop all contact with her and anyone else that I knew from high school, but she texts me on my birthday saying we should hang out before I go off to college. We do and I also get to see another friend from my childhood who was one of my bros. She texts me everyone once in awhile when I'm in college to check up on me and I check on her once in awhile. Now she invites me to a football game at her brothers college. We go up with her parents. We had a pretty good time at the game tbh. That night she was going to drive me back to my college, but her brother suggests I sleep over and I'm like fuck it why not. So we hang out watch football and go on a Wawa run for food. We come back as shes going to bed so I say goodnight and all that shit. I sleep in the guest room and the next day she takes me home. Now fast forward to tonight, the pictures from the game she posted with me are now taken down and comments on pictures that I have that she made are gone. I might have missed a chance to lose my virginity with my best friend whos a solid 9/10. WHAT DO?
TL;DR See picture
User avatar #156082 - sirfiiddlesticks (09/22/2014) [-]
I think you should just message/text her and ask if everything's alright and ask what you did wrong.
User avatar #156105 - themarineelite (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I did that. I mistook it for being her sending messages and it got a little weird so I don't know how that leaves us off. Her phone has been fucking up so that explains why.
#154 - Try , lexicanum, or if you want lulz when reading the lore, r… 09/22/2014 on Joining the anti feminist... +1
#151 - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, SPILL TH…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Joining the anti feminist... +2
#199 - warlockrichard (09/22/2014) [-]
blood for the blood god
skulls for the skull throne
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
#160 - toadkillerdog (09/22/2014) [-]
Slaneesh will teach them true rape......
#24994 - Picture 09/16/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#1057747 - Thinking about getting a Dawn of War game. Any suggestions?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1057754 - alstorp (09/16/2014) [-]
Dark Crusade or Soul Storm
#170 - Delicious Heresy, Sounds like the work of Slaanesh. 09/15/2014 on All hail his biscuity goodness 0
#34 - That ****** pisses me off to no end. 09/14/2014 on Mannequin 0
#1053692 - 10/10  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1053803 - uve (09/11/2014) [-]
oh wowie another hidden bonus screen

you are hereby awarded the "Truly Oppressed" trophy reward: here is your ascii art
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Just don't tell anyone else, wouldn't want to accidentally trigger them
User avatar #1053712 - leobaloy (09/11/2014) [-]
9/11 game of the year
User avatar #1053703 - makotoitou (09/11/2014) [-]
i da winner
User avatar #1053697 - adunsaveme (09/11/2014) [-]
Someone put a lot of effort into that gif
#104 - I liked it because it looked bulkier and bigger then all the o… 09/11/2014 on MFW mom makes me go outside +1
#100 - ******* love Alfabusa 09/11/2014 on MFW mom makes me go outside +2
#72 - Comment deleted 09/06/2014 on falloutnewvegas.jpg +2
#127 - Here you go buddy  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on man that 4chan guy +1
User avatar #132 - thegamegestapo (09/07/2014) [-]
Evartim
#104 - What really rustles me is that CNN can be this ignorant on th…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2014 on man that 4chan guy +1
User avatar #110 - turdsammich (09/05/2014) [-]
this pic gave me a good chuckle
User avatar #108 - thegamegestapo (09/05/2014) [-]
explodingvan.webm
#127 - themarineelite (09/05/2014) [-]
Here you go buddy
User avatar #132 - thegamegestapo (09/07/2014) [-]
Evartim
#153 - I started college 2 weeks ago and I gotta say, a lot of this s… 09/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#389 - If we can't beat them, break them... 09/03/2014 on GamerGate 0
#42 - Living in a dorm in this humidity will **** with you. 09/02/2014 on what 98% humidity feels like 0
#173 - **themarineelite rolls 5** plus this  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Clothed photo of Sasha Grey... +6
User avatar #199 - beldepinda (09/02/2014) [-]
**beldepinda rolls 0** minus this
#127 - Did it really get that ****** up recently?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Fuck the escapist 0
#135 - lorddarkskull (09/02/2014) [-]
Strawmen abused worse than the wicked witch of the west did
#136 - lorddarkskull (09/02/2014) [-]
Remember, others are the ones that make it about race, not them.
#131 - desacabose (09/02/2014) [-]
#100 - The only things that I HOPE survive in the Escapist is Yahtzee…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Fuck the escapist +14
User avatar #126 - lorddarkskull (09/02/2014) [-]
You mean the comic that had the one where they say being a white male instantly makes you a murderer and then said OTHER sites are the ones that make it all about race? That critical miss?
User avatar #127 - themarineelite (09/02/2014) [-]
Did it really get that fucked up recently?
#135 - lorddarkskull (09/02/2014) [-]
Strawmen abused worse than the wicked witch of the west did
#136 - lorddarkskull (09/02/2014) [-]
Remember, others are the ones that make it about race, not them.
#131 - desacabose (09/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #119 - malific (09/02/2014) [-]
Even if escapist goes down anyone out there will scramble, mid shit, out of the john without pulling their pants up in a mad dash to get him on their site.
#227 - It's Dangerous to go alone, take this. 09/01/2014 on The End of the femaleader 0
#1043731 - Well **** I'll buy it then if I can play all 4 factions.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1043747 - syrenthra (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, honestly, $40 for game without a sub is damn good, especially for an MMO
#1043727 - When I first saw it it said F2P wtf. Well I'd still put $30-$4…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1043730 - syrenthra (08/31/2014) [-]
It is b2p with a free to play option The base game costs $40 and comes with 4 character slots and access to all 4 factions (think Guild Wars 2 with the model) but there is a free to play option where you can try the game by playing as the Ork Boyz, this way the Orks get the numbers they need along with having an option for people to try the game before buying it
User avatar #1043731 - themarineelite (08/31/2014) [-]
Well fuck I'll buy it then if I can play all 4 factions.
User avatar #1043747 - syrenthra (08/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, honestly, $40 for game without a sub is damn good, especially for an MMO
#1043707 - Well wait for the reviews and system specs to come out before … 08/31/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#5 - anonalmon (07/11/2014) [-]
It's funny because people think I'm serious.
#4 - desacabose (06/18/2014) [-]
Sometimes change is good
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