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themarineelite

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Youtube Channel: themarineelite
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Interests: Military, anime, games, Warhammer
Date Signed Up:8/18/2012
Last Login:3/29/2015
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#51 - Um. So the all the wars that we fought and won are just disreg…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #55 - mephiblis (02/27/2015) [-]
Calm your freedoms son. Soldiers are a shit was just an exaggeration in the pursuit of humor. The point was that no, Muhrines are not superhuman death machines who feel no fear and pain, they mostly are poor, uneducated teenagers with questionable morals who had no other options but to join the army. Remember, it was Amerilards who invented the term "welfare queens".

What the US has is a metric fuckton of armaments and money (or at least credit). "Drive through France", what you seem to have missed is that by the time the US joined the war, Germany had been fighting for years, on multiple fronts, fighting multiple nations when the US dropped fresh troops, armed with new weapons, constantly supplied with ammo and other supplies from mainland US that was untouched by war, and mostly used insane amounts of artillery before any fighting took place. I'm not that familiar with the Pacific theater so i'll skip it, but "Invincible Japanese Warrior" yeah... Every country praises it's soldiers like that.

Every country has had self-sacrificing soldiers, that's not exclusive to the US.

The Chinese back then were like the Russians during Yeltsin's time, a shit.

Iraq, really? A bunch of sandnigs with 40 year old gear vs. the gajilion bombers, trizilion pieces of artillery, 11 aircraft carriers backed by destroyers, cruisers and myriad other ships, outnumbered 2 to 1 by the 750k US troops backed by another 250k coalition forces, while their numbers were around 600k, most of which were in kuwait. Unless you count the reservists (read untrained people picked up from the street and given barely working AKs, no comms, no support of any kind and probably disorganized as shit) which would even the numbers.

Bigger stick wins most of the time. We remember the times the bigger stick lost because they're so rare, they're worth mentioning.
User avatar #59 - psychologyxplain (02/27/2015) [-]
Just saying, btw, that's not the marines. The Army is where the majority of the "Enlisting because I have no choice" people go (Though every branch will have it's less-than-desirables)
#48 - So how does it feel being the sickest **** in the galax…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/27/2015 on luciuseternal's profile 0
User avatar #49 - luciuseternal (02/27/2015) [-]
Quite good, actually. Being immortal, enjoying life to the fullest, you know; the usual stuff.
User avatar #50 - themarineelite (02/27/2015) [-]
Well technically you aren't immortal, your essence just possesses whoever kills you if they feel any pleasure from doing it. Might have a problem if you get killed by the Tyranids or Necrons.
User avatar #51 - luciuseternal (02/27/2015) [-]
True enough, although I don't think any Necron- or Tyranid-scum could best me in combat. And yes, bio-tyrants are able to squash round-about everything.
User avatar #52 - themarineelite (02/27/2015) [-]
Well putting you next to that Swell guy from the World Eaters makes you look bad. Though considering who'd I'd choose between fighting, I'd choose him before you. Mainly cause he'll just kill you and move on I know what you Slaaneshis do
User avatar #53 - luciuseternal (02/27/2015) [-]
Khârn? True, he's the only opponent I deem worthy enough to test my blade, but rest assured, I WILL be the victor.

Going OOC but I thought about the fight between Lucius and Khârn with my firned, and even if we couldn't determine the outcome, we figured it would be the most epic battle in the history of 40K
User avatar #54 - themarineelite (02/27/2015) [-]
Well considering how Kharn has survived for the past 10,000 years without being killed once unlike you no offense It might just be a fight that goes on forever.
User avatar #55 - luciuseternal (02/27/2015) [-]
Well, there is a certain... enjoyment in being skewered, slashed and mutilated. Thanks to the Dark Prince, every sensation is exhilarating. But I suspect that Khârn WILL find some manner of enjoyment in killing me, IF the mongrel actually manages to wound me, and thus I would be donning his flesh for a change.
No offense taken, I just tend to get into my character a tad too much
User avatar #56 - themarineelite (02/27/2015) [-]
Well considering how most Berzerkers just fight to give sacrifices to Khorne, they must feel SOME pleasure while doing it. So you might be onto something. Though if you did Kharn did kill you and you possessed him. Khorne would probably stop for a second and be like "Kharn? KHARN? KHARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
#258 - How about Marine MARSOC or Force Recon? 02/21/2015 on Navy SEALs Fact Compilation 0
#61 - When a guy says no, you **** off and find some other du… 02/21/2015 on Lawl & Order "Special"... +1
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#47 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
*voiced
#46 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
rip
#1622 - 6'2" 18 I really need to shave, But I want a beard. 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +2
#151 - Eversor Mentioned Swell with WRYYYYYYYYY! 02/18/2015 on MFW dinners ready. 0
#1170350 - Didn't work. Got the same error as I got before saying that it… 02/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1170321 - Anyone on here good with running older games on newer systems?…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1170338 - megasharkman (02/16/2015) [-]
Search for a patch
User avatar #1170327 - noobnage (02/16/2015) [-]
did you try running it in compatability mode?
User avatar #1170350 - themarineelite (02/16/2015) [-]
Didn't work. Got the same error as I got before saying that it only runs on Windows 95, 98, 2000 or XP.
#75 - Back in junior high there were 2 girls I know who got pregnant… 02/13/2015 on Kids these days 0
#124 - Used to be surf funnyjunk on my laptop, but I had an accident … 02/10/2015 on for assholes, by assholes 0
#27700 - RIP Coach  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Television - cartoon... +2
User avatar #27761 - willindor (02/10/2015) [-]
He's in the big cheeseburger joint in heaven now
User avatar #27701 - megavoir (02/09/2015) [-]
the "one black man" rule has taken another
#116 - Well the virtual versions include the Dawn of War RTS series. … 02/09/2015 on Advice Guardsmen +1
#57 - Then there are the Vostroyans, who are like the kriegers excep… 02/08/2015 on Advice Guardsmen 0
#54 - Meant to say breeding as much as the cadians. Didn't come acro…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Advice Guardsmen 0
User avatar #56 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
Besides, basically every Guard regiment is that way. They lug about the hangers-on as it is.
#55 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
Oh. Well in that case it's less 'breeding' except for a few. Most come out of the Vitae Wombs.

For Cadians, the Guard is an aspiration. If not for standardized conscription and the officers saying that some people need to stay behind to make sure the hives still run, I'm sure every able-bodied Cadian would swarm to the recruitment centres.
#57 - themarineelite (02/08/2015) [-]
Then there are the Vostroyans, who are like the kriegers except not as grimdark. Cadians join the guard just for the sake of duty and tradition, Kriegers do everything they do to prove their lot to the emperor, and the vostroyans do it to make sure they will not falter under the emperor again.
#52 - Then there are the Kriegers who do the exact same thing, only …  [+] (10 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Advice Guardsmen 0
#53 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
But that's wrong. Kriegers are born, and then put straight into training. No personality, no life. Entirely emotionless, or they attempt to be.
#69 - captainprincess (02/08/2015) [-]
Man I wanna see a story where a someone breaks through to a krieger and drags him into humanity

To witness a krieger discover joy and celebration man
That would be something
User avatar #71 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_and_Krieg

Give hope to those without, give love to the lost, give freedom to the bound, and they all will fight to the bitter end to keep it.
#72 - captainprincess (02/08/2015) [-]
a krieger woman

this is gonna be a little odd
#73 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
Why? Did you think the Kriegers relied entirely on the Vitae Wombs?
#74 - captainprincess (02/08/2015) [-]
Yeah basically
User avatar #54 - themarineelite (02/08/2015) [-]
Meant to say breeding as much as the cadians. Didn't come across right. You are right though, they have focus on nothing else outside of duty.
User avatar #56 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
Besides, basically every Guard regiment is that way. They lug about the hangers-on as it is.
#55 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
Oh. Well in that case it's less 'breeding' except for a few. Most come out of the Vitae Wombs.

For Cadians, the Guard is an aspiration. If not for standardized conscription and the officers saying that some people need to stay behind to make sure the hives still run, I'm sure every able-bodied Cadian would swarm to the recruitment centres.
#57 - themarineelite (02/08/2015) [-]
Then there are the Vostroyans, who are like the kriegers except not as grimdark. Cadians join the guard just for the sake of duty and tradition, Kriegers do everything they do to prove their lot to the emperor, and the vostroyans do it to make sure they will not falter under the emperor again.
#50 - The guard have one and only one advantage, numbers. A single g…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Advice Guardsmen +22
#105 - galiogolem (02/08/2015) [-]
ok ok I have a question, all this lore looks fantastic, but when I look up warhammer, I get mmo's, rpg's, fps and RTS.. which game is the one that gave the WH40K saga its fame? What game should I play?, I am into all the styles of game that i listed above, but which game is everyone talking about?

Or do you simply talk about the 40k universe regardless of what game and what game type?
User avatar #107 - broswagonist (02/08/2015) [-]
Warhammer 40k is a tabletop wargame.
#109 - galiogolem (02/08/2015) [-]
i know, but there are many virtual versions, i just thought most people talk about those, and wanted to know which one is the best.
User avatar #116 - themarineelite (02/09/2015) [-]
Well the virtual versions include the Dawn of War RTS series. Then there is the Dawn of War II series that is more squad based RTS than army base like the first game is. And if strategy isn't your style, you can always try the Third person shooter Space Marine. There is also an MMO Third Person shooter in development as well and a 1st Person coop game too.
User avatar #110 - broswagonist (02/08/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure most people here are talking about the tabletop version, though. I mean, the video games exist but they're not the most popular part of 40K. And they tend to be pretty different to each other.
#88 - nomadfourohthree (02/08/2015) [-]
YES! Finally someone to speak some sense into the uncultured! The Imeprial Guard has countless regiments that are way more than just cannon fodder. Though, we all like to make fun of them for 'burying the enemy in corpses', I love the IG for one reason - they are the representation of pure human will. They are not super-overpowered badasses like Space Marines, but just ordinary humans like us and regardless of that they hold the line at any cost against literally everything the universe throws at them!
pic related - Valhallan Ice Warrior
#44 - That actually is considered canon surprisingly. Imperial Law w…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Advice Guardsmen 0
User avatar #51 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
More recruits for the barracks.

Cadia gives theirs special kit and they are called Whiteshields. Sent into active combat on the same battlefield as their parents.

Cadia breeds warriors, geniuses. It also builds bloody legends of people who can put up with a godly amount of self-restraint, to place your children against the same sort of threats you face and not be there to help them.
#52 - themarineelite (02/08/2015) [-]
Then there are the Kriegers who do the exact same thing, only AND ONLY to give their lives in the emperor's name.
#53 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
But that's wrong. Kriegers are born, and then put straight into training. No personality, no life. Entirely emotionless, or they attempt to be.
#69 - captainprincess (02/08/2015) [-]
Man I wanna see a story where a someone breaks through to a krieger and drags him into humanity

To witness a krieger discover joy and celebration man
That would be something
User avatar #71 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_and_Krieg

Give hope to those without, give love to the lost, give freedom to the bound, and they all will fight to the bitter end to keep it.
#72 - captainprincess (02/08/2015) [-]
a krieger woman

this is gonna be a little odd
#73 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
Why? Did you think the Kriegers relied entirely on the Vitae Wombs?
#74 - captainprincess (02/08/2015) [-]
Yeah basically
User avatar #54 - themarineelite (02/08/2015) [-]
Meant to say breeding as much as the cadians. Didn't come across right. You are right though, they have focus on nothing else outside of duty.
User avatar #56 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
Besides, basically every Guard regiment is that way. They lug about the hangers-on as it is.
#55 - krasnogvardiech (02/08/2015) [-]
Oh. Well in that case it's less 'breeding' except for a few. Most come out of the Vitae Wombs.

For Cadians, the Guard is an aspiration. If not for standardized conscription and the officers saying that some people need to stay behind to make sure the hives still run, I'm sure every able-bodied Cadian would swarm to the recruitment centres.
#57 - themarineelite (02/08/2015) [-]
Then there are the Vostroyans, who are like the kriegers except not as grimdark. Cadians join the guard just for the sake of duty and tradition, Kriegers do everything they do to prove their lot to the emperor, and the vostroyans do it to make sure they will not falter under the emperor again.
#929 - HE IS OUR GOD, HE'S DONE SO MUCH TO ALLOW THE HUMAN RACE TO …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#971 - zealotgold (02/07/2015) [-]
YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO THE FIGHT WAS RIGGED. YOUR FALSE GOD WAS A MONSTER WHO TRIED TO ENSLAVE HIS SONS
#905 - YOU'RE DARK GODS ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT TO THE USE OF LIES OF …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#915 - zealotgold (02/07/2015) [-]
YOU NEED TO OPEN YOU EYES AND SEE THE TRUTH THE EMPEROR IS A FALSE GOD..
#929 - themarineelite (02/07/2015) [-]
HE IS OUR GOD, HE'S DONE SO MUCH TO ALLOW THE HUMAN RACE TO SURVIVE! WE WILL NOT FAIL HIM FOR WHAT HE'S DONE ALREADY! HE IS AS WORTHY OF BEING A GOD MORE THAN ANY OTHER BEING IN THE GALAXY!
#971 - zealotgold (02/07/2015) [-]
YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO THE FIGHT WAS RIGGED. YOUR FALSE GOD WAS A MONSTER WHO TRIED TO ENSLAVE HIS SONS
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#694 - zealotgold (02/07/2015) [-]
YOU WILL WHEN YOU SEE THE EMPEROR AND ALL OF HIS LIES BURN ON HIS GOLDEN THRONE.
#905 - themarineelite (02/07/2015) [-]
YOU'RE DARK GODS ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT TO THE USE OF LIES OF SEDUCING PEOPLE TO THEIR WAYS
#915 - zealotgold (02/07/2015) [-]
YOU NEED TO OPEN YOU EYES AND SEE THE TRUTH THE EMPEROR IS A FALSE GOD..
#929 - themarineelite (02/07/2015) [-]
HE IS OUR GOD, HE'S DONE SO MUCH TO ALLOW THE HUMAN RACE TO SURVIVE! WE WILL NOT FAIL HIM FOR WHAT HE'S DONE ALREADY! HE IS AS WORTHY OF BEING A GOD MORE THAN ANY OTHER BEING IN THE GALAXY!
#971 - zealotgold (02/07/2015) [-]
YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO THE FIGHT WAS RIGGED. YOUR FALSE GOD WAS A MONSTER WHO TRIED TO ENSLAVE HIS SONS
#616 - YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF FAITH AND LOYALTY HERETIC! IF I … 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
#544 - THEN OUR EMPEROR'S CHAMPION WILL STRIKE YOUR "TRUE WARR…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
#574 - zealotgold (02/07/2015) [-]
THEN YOU DONT KNOW TRUE POWER.

KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!
#616 - themarineelite (02/07/2015) [-]
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF FAITH AND LOYALTY HERETIC! IF I DIE, I DIE FOR THE EMPEROR
#520 - KHRONE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE PISSED OFF FOR MISSPELLING HI…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
#538 - zealotgold (02/07/2015) [-]
SPELLING IS UNIMPORTANT FOR THE SPREAD OF CHAOS, STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR WORDS AND FACE A TRUE WARRIOR, YOU WILL DIE LIKE THE REST.
#544 - themarineelite (02/07/2015) [-]
THEN OUR EMPEROR'S CHAMPION WILL STRIKE YOUR "TRUE WARROR" DOWN AS WELL AS THE REST OF FIENDISH KIND
#574 - zealotgold (02/07/2015) [-]
THEN YOU DONT KNOW TRUE POWER.

KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!
#616 - themarineelite (02/07/2015) [-]
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF FAITH AND LOYALTY HERETIC! IF I DIE, I DIE FOR THE EMPEROR
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#510 - zealotgold (02/07/2015) [-]
OH A BLACK TEMPLAR?! KHRONE HAS SHOWN HIS FAVOR IN ME BY STRIKING DOWN A TEMPLAR AND ADDING HIM TO MY BELT.
#520 - themarineelite (02/07/2015) [-]
KHRONE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE PISSED OFF FOR MISSPELLING HIS NAME. BESIDES WE GOT 6000 OF US, THE ONE YOU PROBABLY GOT WAS A NEOPHYTE! THAT'S HOW WE WEED OUT THE BEST
#538 - zealotgold (02/07/2015) [-]
SPELLING IS UNIMPORTANT FOR THE SPREAD OF CHAOS, STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR WORDS AND FACE A TRUE WARRIOR, YOU WILL DIE LIKE THE REST.
#544 - themarineelite (02/07/2015) [-]
THEN OUR EMPEROR'S CHAMPION WILL STRIKE YOUR "TRUE WARROR" DOWN AS WELL AS THE REST OF FIENDISH KIND
#574 - zealotgold (02/07/2015) [-]
THEN YOU DONT KNOW TRUE POWER.

KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!
#616 - themarineelite (02/07/2015) [-]
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF FAITH AND LOYALTY HERETIC! IF I DIE, I DIE FOR THE EMPEROR

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User avatar #34 to #33 - themarineelite ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
#30 - sephirothpwnz (03/10/2015) [-]
mfw find time to work on comps
#32 to #30 - themarineelite ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Do also plan to do individual regiments for the guard?
#31 to #30 - themarineelite ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Well you know what they say...
#29 - zealotgold ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #6 - MaelRadec (01/30/2015) [-]
well you went silent...
User avatar #7 to #6 - themarineelite ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
ran outta replies and I had to do IRL **** .
User avatar #8 to #7 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
how was the **** ?
User avatar #9 to #8 - themarineelite ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
sticky
User avatar #10 to #9 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
did you do sticky bombs?
User avatar #11 to #10 - themarineelite ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #12 to #11 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
who'd you bomb?
User avatar #13 to #12 - themarineelite ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
look outside
User avatar #14 to #13 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
ehhh i see daemonettes raping eldars...... blood letters bullying some horrors.... ohh... here''s a piece of **** floating in the air...
User avatar #15 to #14 - themarineelite ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
There it is.
User avatar #16 to #15 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
nice use of ****
User avatar #17 to #16 - themarineelite ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Eh I figured ******** into a warp portal worked. It would eventually show up somewhere.
User avatar #18 to #17 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
not my warship! i just cleaned it!
#19 to #18 - themarineelite ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Too bad your plague god already made sure it was dirty.
User avatar #20 to #19 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
EY! I SAID KEEP THAT **** AWAY FROM MY SHIP! IT TOOK ME CENTURIES TO CLEAN IT AND MILLENNIUMS TO MAINTAIN IT! I AIN'T BRINGING NONE OF THAT **** IN HERE!
User avatar #21 to #20 - themarineelite ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
**** like this is why I stayed a loyalist.
User avatar #22 to #21 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
well as a loyalist you lack the "chillaxe" part
User avatar #23 to #22 - themarineelite ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Well at least we don't lie to our subjects unlike those certain gods across the street. We tell our subjects straight up that life is **** .
User avatar #24 to #23 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
emmm... yeah sure.... it's not like big daddy E was working on something important, and then when his least favorite son got there to warn him about his most fave son's treachery, he flipped the **** out....
User avatar #27 to #24 - themarineelite ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Even then, chaos has far more. Especially Tzeentch, the know it all bird **** .
User avatar #28 to #27 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
meh, we all live the gods game board... i just learned my place and have fun while at it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - themarineelite ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
THAT WAS ONE TIME! And to be fair if we are talking about whos keeping the most secrets chaos is far ahead of the emperor.
User avatar #26 to #25 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
well how about the inquisition? or the dark angels? hmm? hell how about like hall most of the loyalist chapters?
#5 - anonalmon (07/11/2014) [-]
It's funny because people think I'm serious.
#4 - desacabose ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Sometimes change is good
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