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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: themarineelite
Steam Profile: EliteMarine
Consoles Owned: PS2, Wii (Don't play them that much either)
Video Games Played: Planetside 2, Arma, Team Fortress 2, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyet, Assassin's Creed 3
Interests: Military, anime, games
Date Signed Up:8/18/2012
Last Login:10/30/2014
Location:Pennsylvania USA
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#851011 - Alot of new enemies, and turrets. So you can now mow down zomb…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #851027 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
is there a survival mode yet?
User avatar #851028 - themarineelite (03/02/2014) [-]
I think so, don't call me out if I'm wrong though.
User avatar #851030 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
you should find out
User avatar #851039 - themarineelite (03/02/2014) [-]
there is no survival...
User avatar #851042 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
fuckkkkkkk, they better not make it another standalone, they better patch it into zombie army 2...
#850835 - Also get it now cause its on sale for $3.74 on steam. 03/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#850834 - Holy **** Sniper Elite Nazi zombie Army 2 is awesome.  [+] (10 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #850960 - ramerez (03/02/2014) [-]
I went to buy the second but bought the first by accident, if 2 if as fun as the first then i am game
User avatar #850934 - sonnyboii (03/02/2014) [-]
Pls stahp
i dont even have the money to buy it
User avatar #850864 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
how much better than the first is it?
User avatar #851011 - themarineelite (03/02/2014) [-]
Alot of new enemies, and turrets. So you can now mow down zombies with an MG-42 like you always dreamed.
User avatar #851027 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
is there a survival mode yet?
User avatar #851028 - themarineelite (03/02/2014) [-]
I think so, don't call me out if I'm wrong though.
User avatar #851030 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
you should find out
User avatar #851039 - themarineelite (03/02/2014) [-]
there is no survival...
User avatar #851042 - syrenthra (03/02/2014) [-]
fuckkkkkkk, they better not make it another standalone, they better patch it into zombie army 2...
User avatar #850835 - themarineelite (03/02/2014) [-]
Also get it now cause its on sale for $3.74 on steam.
#426 - Comment deleted 02/27/2014 on Getting a date was never... 0
#192893 - Picture 02/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
#343 - Maybe because he is.... 02/25/2014 on Phanact and Admin 0
#106751 - Only got 3 friends on FJ and only one of them is on most of the time.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Social Board +1
User avatar #106754 - megavoir (02/25/2014) [-]
I got 39 and 6 are always on atleast
User avatar #106789 - misticalz (02/26/2014) [-]
are we friends
User avatar #106803 - megavoir (02/26/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #106807 - misticalz (02/26/2014) [-]
#106629 - He was a weird dude. Friends told me when he was eight he wrot… 02/22/2014 on Social Board 0
#106592 - He already graduated I mean't. He was a weird dude. There is a… 02/22/2014 on Social Board 0
#106584 - So a guy I knew before he graduated ended up getting arrested …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #106626 - ljxjlos (02/22/2014) [-]
Seriously? For impersonating an officer? How fucked up is that?
User avatar #106629 - themarineelite (02/22/2014) [-]
He was a weird dude. Friends told me when he was eight he wrote down the license's plates of cars that were speeding. And the next time he saw the car he would call the cops. He was also nice, like creepy nice. People have also caught him looking at the contacts on their phones. And now they caught him dressed up as an officer trying to give out fake tickets which he tried to do in high school as well for bullshit reasons like "Running" or "cutting Class" even though he wasn't a hall monitor. He also claims to be an expert in everything crime related even though he isn't a cop. He also was kicked out of Boot Camp for the U.S. Army cause he couldn't make the PT standards. We're also pretty sure he's gay as well.
#106591 - DCat (02/22/2014) [-]
But srsly, did it affect his chances of graduating?
User avatar #106592 - themarineelite (02/22/2014) [-]
He already graduated I mean't. He was a weird dude. There is an article if you want to read it.
User avatar #106586 - desdemona (02/22/2014) [-]
ok thanks for letting me know
User avatar #106618 - Dwarf (02/22/2014) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #7870785 posted by kilroydotexe at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
**kilroydotexe rolls 3**
lel
User avatar #106587 - ferrettamer (02/22/2014) [-]
Wow, could you be a little less rude please you sack of shit?
#60 - 1 guy 1 jar.... 02/18/2014 on Egg butt 0
#151 - **** THESE ENEMIES, I MEAN SERIOUSLY 02/16/2014 on Fallout surprise +1
#106105 - So other then going to random friends on facebook and saying B… 02/14/2014 on Social Board 0
#133 - Have you done the achievement to get all the gold bars out? On… 02/13/2014 on Fallout New vegas DLCs... 0
#56 - But he ****** up Star Trek...... 02/12/2014 on Something breaks inside of him 0
#105972 - Good luck dude... 02/12/2014 on Social Board 0
#105881 - Sooo anyone got plans for Valentine's day?  [+] (8 new replies) 02/11/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #105954 - birdss (02/12/2014) [-]
Yeh, im going to go on a date to a fancy restaurant and pretend im being let down.
Then by getting everyone around me to show compassion for me, i get a free fancy meal and shit.
User avatar #105968 - TheseChocodiles (02/12/2014) [-]
we all saw the front page that time you know
User avatar #105946 - ljxjlos (02/12/2014) [-]
For the first time in 4 years, I don´t have any plans. I still don´t know if I´m happy with this or if it pisses me off.
User avatar #105915 - gmarrox (02/12/2014) [-]
I'm going to a dance without a date to hit on a female friend of mine who also has no date and see what happens.
User avatar #105972 - themarineelite (02/12/2014) [-]
Good luck dude...
User avatar #105912 - roliga (02/12/2014) [-]
My fiance is going to walk into her office and there will be a vase with water in it, nothing else. I'm having a different person deliver a flower (orchid) each hour at my fiance's work during her shift, for 8 hours, all with a note attached with a reason why I love her. Then she will go out to her car and find a love letter seated between her windshield wiper and windshield. Her roommate is going to her boyfriend's house that night so we'll have her apartment to herself (my house is going to have my housemates in it so it's no good there). I've already bought the ingredients and everything so I'm going to cooker her favorite meal for her, chicken breasts stuffed with sausage, peppers, and mushrooms.


Then probably fuck her or something I dunno
User avatar #105907 - ScottP (02/12/2014) [-]
At the moment...no. I'll probably just spend the night working on some story ideas.
User avatar #105906 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/11/2014) [-]
I fucking DID!!!!!

grumble grumble fucking bitch faggot websites selling out of awesome gifts and me spending all of my money on my car grumble grumble
#731 - Comment deleted 02/11/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 18 0
#49 - >Wearing matching outfits with your best Friend 02/06/2014 on Matching outfits 0
#71 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2014 on The people have spoken! -11
User avatar #72 - alphavsomega (02/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #93 - captainsheperd (02/06/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #94 - alphavsomega (02/06/2014) [-]
k bby cakez
User avatar #95 - captainsheperd (02/06/2014) [-]
kk bby cakez
User avatar #97 - alphavsomega (02/06/2014) [-]
kkk bby cakez
#824384 - Just Cause 2. No matter how much I play I never get tired of it. 02/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#823193 - Comment deleted 02/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#823096 - Yeah I get that. But still all we can is hope.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #823100 - adunsaveme (02/02/2014) [-]
Big letdowns when games are released are just crap. One of the worst one was X: Rebirth.
I find the best thing to do is not hope too much. Hell, convince yourself it'll be a disappointment, then play it anyway. That way, if it's bad, you aren't as disappointed, as if it's good, you'll cum buckets.
#823095 - I personally think it's a good thing. As long as they don't mi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #823284 - syrenthra (02/02/2014) [-]
People have been doing a lot of work of pointing out issues of planetside 2 and the devs are taking notes so we wont have many of the same downfalls of ps2 in Eternal crusade
#823089 - Imagine Planetside 2 but with Warhammer...  [+] (6 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #823090 - adunsaveme (02/02/2014) [-]
...Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Sure it sounds cool, but so did X: Rebirth. So did TESO. Etc.
User avatar #823095 - themarineelite (02/02/2014) [-]
I personally think it's a good thing. As long as they don't milk off it like in PS2.
User avatar #823284 - syrenthra (02/02/2014) [-]
People have been doing a lot of work of pointing out issues of planetside 2 and the devs are taking notes so we wont have many of the same downfalls of ps2 in Eternal crusade
User avatar #823091 - adunsaveme (02/02/2014) [-]
There's a high chance they'll fuck it up immensely, is what I'm saying.
User avatar #823096 - themarineelite (02/02/2014) [-]
Yeah I get that. But still all we can is hope.
User avatar #823100 - adunsaveme (02/02/2014) [-]
Big letdowns when games are released are just crap. One of the worst one was X: Rebirth.
I find the best thing to do is not hope too much. Hell, convince yourself it'll be a disappointment, then play it anyway. That way, if it's bad, you aren't as disappointed, as if it's good, you'll cum buckets.
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#5 - anonalmon (07/11/2014) [-]
It's funny because people think I'm serious.
#4 - desacabose ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Sometimes change is good
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