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Age: 18
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Consoles Owned: PS2, Wii (Don't play them that much either)
Video Games Played: Planetside 2, Arma, Team Fortress 2, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyet, Assassin's Creed 3
Interests: Military, anime, games
Date Signed Up:8/18/2012
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:Pennsylvania USA
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#739452 - 2 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #739453 - maddboiy (12/01/2013) [-]
*Morse codes internally*
#739159 - THE 1ST TIMER ENDS TODAY!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #739220 - lulzforhiroshima (12/01/2013) [-]
link
User avatar #739249 - lulzforhiroshima (12/01/2013) [-]
thanks mate
#84 - You're a little late buddy. 11/29/2013 on Weirdman 0
#174 - My jam 11/29/2013 on Guilty pleasures +1
#243 - Thing is TF2 isn't considered weird. While both MLP and TF2 ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on How Homer deals with bronies +2
User avatar #245 - buttinspecter (11/28/2013) [-]
Yeah. The trolls probably aren't even bronies. They're just using MLP to troll because there were already an initial number of unconditional MLP haters. The trolling just created more MLP haters.
#252 - *China 11/27/2013 on Winter is Coming +3
#55 - MFW I googled Swing Orgy 11/26/2013 on They told you to stay out... 0
#54 - What I pictured when I heard the words Swing Orgy.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on They told you to stay out... 0
#55 - themarineelite (11/26/2013) [-]
MFW I googled Swing Orgy
#107 - Dis lamp? 11/25/2013 on Beer hold me 0
#733199 - Play alot. You will find random items. You will also unlock ac… 11/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#732542 - Well technically the HL3 trademark was purchased by Valve so c… 11/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#732536 - It's registered by Zenimax so why would it be fake?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #732539 - guiguito (11/25/2013) [-]
Hoaxes makes hype skyrocket, just take a look at HL3.
User avatar #732542 - themarineelite (11/25/2013) [-]
Well technically the HL3 trademark was purchased by Valve so could they be trolling? Yes. Do I still think it is going to come out in the future? Maybe.
#732518 - IT UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [+] (15 new replies) 11/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #732565 - sonnyboii (11/25/2013) [-]
It suddenly felt a lot less real
User avatar #732561 - squalllionhart (11/25/2013) [-]
so much for any mystery
User avatar #732535 - ghostninja (11/25/2013) [-]
I still can't believe people think this is real
User avatar #732578 - averagewhitekid (11/25/2013) [-]
I thought it could be fake
but then Bethesda and Zenimax both refused to talk about it
so
Fallout 4 confirmed
User avatar #732815 - doublicious (11/25/2013) [-]
I thought one of the devs for bethesda made the website. It was confirmed in some article. I forgot who, but it was someone important
User avatar #732552 - tiagodisouza (11/25/2013) [-]
if it is indeed a fake, i will laugh a fuckton, but there is also the chance that it's real
User avatar #732546 - alstorp (11/25/2013) [-]
Funny if it turns out to be a screamer.
User avatar #732536 - themarineelite (11/25/2013) [-]
It's registered by Zenimax so why would it be fake?
User avatar #732539 - guiguito (11/25/2013) [-]
Hoaxes makes hype skyrocket, just take a look at HL3.
User avatar #732542 - themarineelite (11/25/2013) [-]
Well technically the HL3 trademark was purchased by Valve so could they be trolling? Yes. Do I still think it is going to come out in the future? Maybe.
User avatar #732532 - HOBOwithISSUES (11/25/2013) [-]
hypehypehypehypehypehypehype
#732525 - ghostninja (11/25/2013) [-]
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
User avatar #732524 - Gonnafly (11/25/2013) [-]
I'm gonna make a snowman.
User avatar #732690 - eatinyojello (11/25/2013) [-]
I'll make the snowballs.
#732528 - Gonnafly (11/25/2013) [-]
I'll name him ted and he'll have a tragic backstory.
#552 - I'm filled with incoherent rage and anger from reading that. 11/24/2013 on This happens more than I'd... 0
#46 - I remember watching that. That launch went up ******* … 11/22/2013 on rocket launch +1
#2 - Picture 11/18/2013 on Google+ forces people to do... +1
#99493 - U a good guy. 11/17/2013 on Social Board 0
#724028 - I don't doubt u  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #724035 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
User avatar #724038 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
i don't like waiting, so i'll just post the rest
On Sexual Immorality: Ey mang, it don't bother me if a mang prefers another mang.

On Alcohol and Drugs: Ees real simple amigo, don't drink too much Corona and don't smoke too much brick weed.

On Abortion: Abortion ees necessary when you already have 12 kids and another lil' pinto bean on de way...

On War: War ees bad, why fight when you can jus' take a nice siesta with your compadres?

On Separation of Church and State: LOL I dunno I'm just a landscaper

On Money: Fuck bitches, get pesos


LAG IS THE SPAAAWWWN! OFF SATAN! AND TEMP FILES ARE HIS DAEMONS-A! LET US CLEANSE OUR CACHE, BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S~ !!CLEANSE!!!!! YOUR HARD DRIVES OF HIS WRETCHED DELAY! LET YO' PORN LOAD WITH A FLASH, AND YO GAMES LOOOAAD WITH HOLY GRACE!

CLEANSE AND DEFRAG, MAH BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S. CLEANSE ANS DEFRAG, AND BEHOLD IT'S GLORY HALBILLGATES'A!
#724026 - This is why I come to this board  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #724027 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
None of us was accustomed to living rich
Unless you was a hustler, hustling, flipping bricks
Got a quarter pound of mid and took out the switches and sticks
Never claimed to be a saint, so I bagged them bitches in nicks
Come from Christmas, they wasn't giving me shit
I was runnin' the streets, I was physically fit
I swear to God I punch a nigga dead in the tongue
If he say me and my niggas wasn't hittin' them licks
Maintenance man if you ever needed a fix
Cause we needed new clothes and we need new kicks
Plus a old school Chevrolet, deuces on the Escalade
The freshest J's and the stripper ho named Desiree
Franck Muller with the big faced bezel
40 cal and the.38 special
Cause it's some shit in the street that nigga can't settle
Cause we all think on the same level, that why we love


I can go all day fgt
User avatar #724028 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't doubt u
User avatar #724035 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
User avatar #724038 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
i don't like waiting, so i'll just post the rest
On Sexual Immorality: Ey mang, it don't bother me if a mang prefers another mang.

On Alcohol and Drugs: Ees real simple amigo, don't drink too much Corona and don't smoke too much brick weed.

On Abortion: Abortion ees necessary when you already have 12 kids and another lil' pinto bean on de way...

On War: War ees bad, why fight when you can jus' take a nice siesta with your compadres?

On Separation of Church and State: LOL I dunno I'm just a landscaper

On Money: Fuck bitches, get pesos


LAG IS THE SPAAAWWWN! OFF SATAN! AND TEMP FILES ARE HIS DAEMONS-A! LET US CLEANSE OUR CACHE, BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S~ !!CLEANSE!!!!! YOUR HARD DRIVES OF HIS WRETCHED DELAY! LET YO' PORN LOAD WITH A FLASH, AND YO GAMES LOOOAAD WITH HOLY GRACE!

CLEANSE AND DEFRAG, MAH BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S. CLEANSE ANS DEFRAG, AND BEHOLD IT'S GLORY HALBILLGATES'A!
#724021 - luv u bby  [+] (6 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #724024 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
you done bet your sweet negro i ass i hate coors lat i done drink moonshine my wife aka sister done diddly doo make down yonder down where i done keep ma ammos, i done seent them negros makin coors light if you done diddly try to done sell me a negro drink i done not drink it you filthy commie, if i done wanted to drink some water i done go down to my river and done drink some i aint no hippy i aint drinkin water. hey bubba lets go shoot our rafles and smithandwessons and colts DONT YEW JUS DONE DIDDDLY HATE IT HOW THEY IS SO MUCH DIFFERENT GOD DAMN MEXIMONKIES TAKIN ALL OUR JOBS fuck coors light
User avatar #724026 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
This is why I come to this board
User avatar #724027 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
None of us was accustomed to living rich
Unless you was a hustler, hustling, flipping bricks
Got a quarter pound of mid and took out the switches and sticks
Never claimed to be a saint, so I bagged them bitches in nicks
Come from Christmas, they wasn't giving me shit
I was runnin' the streets, I was physically fit
I swear to God I punch a nigga dead in the tongue
If he say me and my niggas wasn't hittin' them licks
Maintenance man if you ever needed a fix
Cause we needed new clothes and we need new kicks
Plus a old school Chevrolet, deuces on the Escalade
The freshest J's and the stripper ho named Desiree
Franck Muller with the big faced bezel
40 cal and the.38 special
Cause it's some shit in the street that nigga can't settle
Cause we all think on the same level, that why we love


I can go all day fgt
User avatar #724028 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't doubt u
User avatar #724035 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
User avatar #724038 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
i don't like waiting, so i'll just post the rest
On Sexual Immorality: Ey mang, it don't bother me if a mang prefers another mang.

On Alcohol and Drugs: Ees real simple amigo, don't drink too much Corona and don't smoke too much brick weed.

On Abortion: Abortion ees necessary when you already have 12 kids and another lil' pinto bean on de way...

On War: War ees bad, why fight when you can jus' take a nice siesta with your compadres?

On Separation of Church and State: LOL I dunno I'm just a landscaper

On Money: Fuck bitches, get pesos


LAG IS THE SPAAAWWWN! OFF SATAN! AND TEMP FILES ARE HIS DAEMONS-A! LET US CLEANSE OUR CACHE, BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S~ !!CLEANSE!!!!! YOUR HARD DRIVES OF HIS WRETCHED DELAY! LET YO' PORN LOAD WITH A FLASH, AND YO GAMES LOOOAAD WITH HOLY GRACE!

CLEANSE AND DEFRAG, MAH BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S. CLEANSE ANS DEFRAG, AND BEHOLD IT'S GLORY HALBILLGATES'A!
#724018 - The tumblr is fake. This one isn't.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #724019 - Gonnafly (11/17/2013) [-]
yehok.
#724017 - STAHP  [+] (8 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #724020 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
You're a fucking retarded faggot. Honestly, you're some gay weirdo with the weirdest taste in shit. What in the Good Lord's name is your problem? Are you autistic? Were you dropped on your head? How can you not like steak? Would you rather prefer the cow's cock going straight up your ass and destroying several vital organs? I don't even know how your retarded faggot ass even functions. It's clear to need help to fucking breathe, you're that handicapped. You're a fat piece of fucking shit. It's surprising that you don't like steak, considering food IS YOUR NUMBER ONE PASSION AND HOBBY YOU DISGUSTING PIG. Are you gay? Are you some emasculated pussy whipped faggot? How can you not like steak? It's a manly food. For people who go around killing animals and fucking bitches so hard that their god-damn grandkids feel it. You're not a man. You're a little girl. A little girl who only eats COCK MCNUGGETS with a special side of supersized, special order HORSE CUM. When you manage to grow the fuck up and want to hang with the real badass niggers, let me know. Until then, fuck off. You're a waste of skin, bones, muscle, organs, even goddamn hair. Some starving African kid deserves your pubes more than you. Wait, nevermind, you shaved them off the please your Scandinavian sugar daddy, who, when he's not destroying your tight ass with his 11 inch cock, is pimping you out to some old Chinese guy named 'Zhu Dong' who has a fiery passion for cellphones being put where they don't belong. Fuck you themarineelite. Fuck you and everything you stand for. Fuck you cellulite, and fuck your tiny dick. I can't believe I used to think you're a fine piece of ass. Only desperate weirdos are attracted to you. This is the end themarineelite. After all those concerned fish and gay reaction pictures, I'm gonna step the fuck up. You're a worthless piece of human trash, I hope you eat shit and die. Goddamn fucking nigger faggot. Fuck this themarineelite. Our friendship is over.
User avatar #724021 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
luv u bby
User avatar #724024 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
you done bet your sweet negro i ass i hate coors lat i done drink moonshine my wife aka sister done diddly doo make down yonder down where i done keep ma ammos, i done seent them negros makin coors light if you done diddly try to done sell me a negro drink i done not drink it you filthy commie, if i done wanted to drink some water i done go down to my river and done drink some i aint no hippy i aint drinkin water. hey bubba lets go shoot our rafles and smithandwessons and colts DONT YEW JUS DONE DIDDDLY HATE IT HOW THEY IS SO MUCH DIFFERENT GOD DAMN MEXIMONKIES TAKIN ALL OUR JOBS fuck coors light
User avatar #724026 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
This is why I come to this board
User avatar #724027 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
None of us was accustomed to living rich
Unless you was a hustler, hustling, flipping bricks
Got a quarter pound of mid and took out the switches and sticks
Never claimed to be a saint, so I bagged them bitches in nicks
Come from Christmas, they wasn't giving me shit
I was runnin' the streets, I was physically fit
I swear to God I punch a nigga dead in the tongue
If he say me and my niggas wasn't hittin' them licks
Maintenance man if you ever needed a fix
Cause we needed new clothes and we need new kicks
Plus a old school Chevrolet, deuces on the Escalade
The freshest J's and the stripper ho named Desiree
Franck Muller with the big faced bezel
40 cal and the.38 special
Cause it's some shit in the street that nigga can't settle
Cause we all think on the same level, that why we love


I can go all day fgt
User avatar #724028 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't doubt u
User avatar #724035 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
User avatar #724038 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
i don't like waiting, so i'll just post the rest
On Sexual Immorality: Ey mang, it don't bother me if a mang prefers another mang.

On Alcohol and Drugs: Ees real simple amigo, don't drink too much Corona and don't smoke too much brick weed.

On Abortion: Abortion ees necessary when you already have 12 kids and another lil' pinto bean on de way...

On War: War ees bad, why fight when you can jus' take a nice siesta with your compadres?

On Separation of Church and State: LOL I dunno I'm just a landscaper

On Money: Fuck bitches, get pesos


LAG IS THE SPAAAWWWN! OFF SATAN! AND TEMP FILES ARE HIS DAEMONS-A! LET US CLEANSE OUR CACHE, BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S~ !!CLEANSE!!!!! YOUR HARD DRIVES OF HIS WRETCHED DELAY! LET YO' PORN LOAD WITH A FLASH, AND YO GAMES LOOOAAD WITH HOLY GRACE!

CLEANSE AND DEFRAG, MAH BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S. CLEANSE ANS DEFRAG, AND BEHOLD IT'S GLORY HALBILLGATES'A!
#724013 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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User avatar #724017 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
STAHP
User avatar #724020 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
You're a fucking retarded faggot. Honestly, you're some gay weirdo with the weirdest taste in shit. What in the Good Lord's name is your problem? Are you autistic? Were you dropped on your head? How can you not like steak? Would you rather prefer the cow's cock going straight up your ass and destroying several vital organs? I don't even know how your retarded faggot ass even functions. It's clear to need help to fucking breathe, you're that handicapped. You're a fat piece of fucking shit. It's surprising that you don't like steak, considering food IS YOUR NUMBER ONE PASSION AND HOBBY YOU DISGUSTING PIG. Are you gay? Are you some emasculated pussy whipped faggot? How can you not like steak? It's a manly food. For people who go around killing animals and fucking bitches so hard that their god-damn grandkids feel it. You're not a man. You're a little girl. A little girl who only eats COCK MCNUGGETS with a special side of supersized, special order HORSE CUM. When you manage to grow the fuck up and want to hang with the real badass niggers, let me know. Until then, fuck off. You're a waste of skin, bones, muscle, organs, even goddamn hair. Some starving African kid deserves your pubes more than you. Wait, nevermind, you shaved them off the please your Scandinavian sugar daddy, who, when he's not destroying your tight ass with his 11 inch cock, is pimping you out to some old Chinese guy named 'Zhu Dong' who has a fiery passion for cellphones being put where they don't belong. Fuck you themarineelite. Fuck you and everything you stand for. Fuck you cellulite, and fuck your tiny dick. I can't believe I used to think you're a fine piece of ass. Only desperate weirdos are attracted to you. This is the end themarineelite. After all those concerned fish and gay reaction pictures, I'm gonna step the fuck up. You're a worthless piece of human trash, I hope you eat shit and die. Goddamn fucking nigger faggot. Fuck this themarineelite. Our friendship is over.
User avatar #724021 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
luv u bby
User avatar #724024 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
you done bet your sweet negro i ass i hate coors lat i done drink moonshine my wife aka sister done diddly doo make down yonder down where i done keep ma ammos, i done seent them negros makin coors light if you done diddly try to done sell me a negro drink i done not drink it you filthy commie, if i done wanted to drink some water i done go down to my river and done drink some i aint no hippy i aint drinkin water. hey bubba lets go shoot our rafles and smithandwessons and colts DONT YEW JUS DONE DIDDDLY HATE IT HOW THEY IS SO MUCH DIFFERENT GOD DAMN MEXIMONKIES TAKIN ALL OUR JOBS fuck coors light
User avatar #724026 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
This is why I come to this board
User avatar #724027 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
None of us was accustomed to living rich
Unless you was a hustler, hustling, flipping bricks
Got a quarter pound of mid and took out the switches and sticks
Never claimed to be a saint, so I bagged them bitches in nicks
Come from Christmas, they wasn't giving me shit
I was runnin' the streets, I was physically fit
I swear to God I punch a nigga dead in the tongue
If he say me and my niggas wasn't hittin' them licks
Maintenance man if you ever needed a fix
Cause we needed new clothes and we need new kicks
Plus a old school Chevrolet, deuces on the Escalade
The freshest J's and the stripper ho named Desiree
Franck Muller with the big faced bezel
40 cal and the.38 special
Cause it's some shit in the street that nigga can't settle
Cause we all think on the same level, that why we love


I can go all day fgt
User avatar #724028 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't doubt u
User avatar #724035 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
User avatar #724038 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
i don't like waiting, so i'll just post the rest
On Sexual Immorality: Ey mang, it don't bother me if a mang prefers another mang.

On Alcohol and Drugs: Ees real simple amigo, don't drink too much Corona and don't smoke too much brick weed.

On Abortion: Abortion ees necessary when you already have 12 kids and another lil' pinto bean on de way...

On War: War ees bad, why fight when you can jus' take a nice siesta with your compadres?

On Separation of Church and State: LOL I dunno I'm just a landscaper

On Money: Fuck bitches, get pesos


LAG IS THE SPAAAWWWN! OFF SATAN! AND TEMP FILES ARE HIS DAEMONS-A! LET US CLEANSE OUR CACHE, BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S~ !!CLEANSE!!!!! YOUR HARD DRIVES OF HIS WRETCHED DELAY! LET YO' PORN LOAD WITH A FLASH, AND YO GAMES LOOOAAD WITH HOLY GRACE!

CLEANSE AND DEFRAG, MAH BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S. CLEANSE ANS DEFRAG, AND BEHOLD IT'S GLORY HALBILLGATES'A!
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User avatar #724015 - Gonnafly (11/17/2013) [-]
2fake4me
User avatar #724018 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
The tumblr is fake. This one isn't.
User avatar #724019 - Gonnafly (11/17/2013) [-]
yehok.
User avatar #724012 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
2late4m3
User avatar #724013 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #724017 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
STAHP
User avatar #724020 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
You're a fucking retarded faggot. Honestly, you're some gay weirdo with the weirdest taste in shit. What in the Good Lord's name is your problem? Are you autistic? Were you dropped on your head? How can you not like steak? Would you rather prefer the cow's cock going straight up your ass and destroying several vital organs? I don't even know how your retarded faggot ass even functions. It's clear to need help to fucking breathe, you're that handicapped. You're a fat piece of fucking shit. It's surprising that you don't like steak, considering food IS YOUR NUMBER ONE PASSION AND HOBBY YOU DISGUSTING PIG. Are you gay? Are you some emasculated pussy whipped faggot? How can you not like steak? It's a manly food. For people who go around killing animals and fucking bitches so hard that their god-damn grandkids feel it. You're not a man. You're a little girl. A little girl who only eats COCK MCNUGGETS with a special side of supersized, special order HORSE CUM. When you manage to grow the fuck up and want to hang with the real badass niggers, let me know. Until then, fuck off. You're a waste of skin, bones, muscle, organs, even goddamn hair. Some starving African kid deserves your pubes more than you. Wait, nevermind, you shaved them off the please your Scandinavian sugar daddy, who, when he's not destroying your tight ass with his 11 inch cock, is pimping you out to some old Chinese guy named 'Zhu Dong' who has a fiery passion for cellphones being put where they don't belong. Fuck you themarineelite. Fuck you and everything you stand for. Fuck you cellulite, and fuck your tiny dick. I can't believe I used to think you're a fine piece of ass. Only desperate weirdos are attracted to you. This is the end themarineelite. After all those concerned fish and gay reaction pictures, I'm gonna step the fuck up. You're a worthless piece of human trash, I hope you eat shit and die. Goddamn fucking nigger faggot. Fuck this themarineelite. Our friendship is over.
User avatar #724021 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
luv u bby
User avatar #724024 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
you done bet your sweet negro i ass i hate coors lat i done drink moonshine my wife aka sister done diddly doo make down yonder down where i done keep ma ammos, i done seent them negros makin coors light if you done diddly try to done sell me a negro drink i done not drink it you filthy commie, if i done wanted to drink some water i done go down to my river and done drink some i aint no hippy i aint drinkin water. hey bubba lets go shoot our rafles and smithandwessons and colts DONT YEW JUS DONE DIDDDLY HATE IT HOW THEY IS SO MUCH DIFFERENT GOD DAMN MEXIMONKIES TAKIN ALL OUR JOBS fuck coors light
User avatar #724026 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
This is why I come to this board
User avatar #724027 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
None of us was accustomed to living rich
Unless you was a hustler, hustling, flipping bricks
Got a quarter pound of mid and took out the switches and sticks
Never claimed to be a saint, so I bagged them bitches in nicks
Come from Christmas, they wasn't giving me shit
I was runnin' the streets, I was physically fit
I swear to God I punch a nigga dead in the tongue
If he say me and my niggas wasn't hittin' them licks
Maintenance man if you ever needed a fix
Cause we needed new clothes and we need new kicks
Plus a old school Chevrolet, deuces on the Escalade
The freshest J's and the stripper ho named Desiree
Franck Muller with the big faced bezel
40 cal and the.38 special
Cause it's some shit in the street that nigga can't settle
Cause we all think on the same level, that why we love


I can go all day fgt
User avatar #724028 - themarineelite (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't doubt u
User avatar #724035 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
User avatar #724038 - teoberry (11/17/2013) [-]
i don't like waiting, so i'll just post the rest
On Sexual Immorality: Ey mang, it don't bother me if a mang prefers another mang.

On Alcohol and Drugs: Ees real simple amigo, don't drink too much Corona and don't smoke too much brick weed.

On Abortion: Abortion ees necessary when you already have 12 kids and another lil' pinto bean on de way...

On War: War ees bad, why fight when you can jus' take a nice siesta with your compadres?

On Separation of Church and State: LOL I dunno I'm just a landscaper

On Money: Fuck bitches, get pesos


LAG IS THE SPAAAWWWN! OFF SATAN! AND TEMP FILES ARE HIS DAEMONS-A! LET US CLEANSE OUR CACHE, BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S~ !!CLEANSE!!!!! YOUR HARD DRIVES OF HIS WRETCHED DELAY! LET YO' PORN LOAD WITH A FLASH, AND YO GAMES LOOOAAD WITH HOLY GRACE!

CLEANSE AND DEFRAG, MAH BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S. CLEANSE ANS DEFRAG, AND BEHOLD IT'S GLORY HALBILLGATES'A!
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