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themarineelite

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: themarineelite
Steam Profile: EliteMarine
Consoles Owned: PS2, Wii (Don't play them that much either)
Video Games Played: Everything
Interests: Military, anime, games, Warhammer
Date Signed Up:8/18/2012
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:Pennsylvania USA
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HE WHO STANDS WITH ME SHALL BE MY BROTHER

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#210 - FOR SANGUINIUS AND THE EMPEROR!!!!! 03/04/2015 on Spess Mehreens +3
#101 - Then its obviously North 03/01/2015 on Well... Japan +3
#13 - There is not enough love for Adrian Shephard. If Half Li…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2015 on HALF LIFE COMP +7
User avatar #14 - creamgravy (03/01/2015) [-]
YES YES YES Fucking love shepard, hes one of my favorite characters in the half life universe
#19 - yoshtar (03/01/2015) [-]
SHEPARD! You've got to fight the Reapers!
I know exactly which shepard you're referring to, don't spit-roast me
#20 - creamgravy (03/01/2015) [-]
#37 - That statement is completely and utterly false. At the height … 03/01/2015 on The space marines part 1 0
#275 - blood for the blood god?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Gun Comparison -4
#279 - mytwocents (03/01/2015) [-]
yup.
life demands sacrifices and who are we to judge devine plans?
#56 - Well considering how most Berzerkers just fight to give sacrif… 02/27/2015 on luciuseternal's profile 0
#54 - Well considering how Kharn has survived for the past 10,000 ye…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on luciuseternal's profile 0
User avatar #55 - luciuseternal (02/27/2015) [-]
Well, there is a certain... enjoyment in being skewered, slashed and mutilated. Thanks to the Dark Prince, every sensation is exhilarating. But I suspect that Khârn WILL find some manner of enjoyment in killing me, IF the mongrel actually manages to wound me, and thus I would be donning his flesh for a change.
No offense taken, I just tend to get into my character a tad too much
User avatar #56 - themarineelite (02/27/2015) [-]
Well considering how most Berzerkers just fight to give sacrifices to Khorne, they must feel SOME pleasure while doing it. So you might be onto something. Though if you did Kharn did kill you and you possessed him. Khorne would probably stop for a second and be like "Kharn? KHARN? KHARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
#52 - Well putting you next to that Swell guy from the World Eaters …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2015 on luciuseternal's profile 0
User avatar #53 - luciuseternal (02/27/2015) [-]
Khârn? True, he's the only opponent I deem worthy enough to test my blade, but rest assured, I WILL be the victor.

Going OOC but I thought about the fight between Lucius and Khârn with my firned, and even if we couldn't determine the outcome, we figured it would be the most epic battle in the history of 40K
User avatar #54 - themarineelite (02/27/2015) [-]
Well considering how Kharn has survived for the past 10,000 years without being killed once unlike you no offense It might just be a fight that goes on forever.
User avatar #55 - luciuseternal (02/27/2015) [-]
Well, there is a certain... enjoyment in being skewered, slashed and mutilated. Thanks to the Dark Prince, every sensation is exhilarating. But I suspect that Khârn WILL find some manner of enjoyment in killing me, IF the mongrel actually manages to wound me, and thus I would be donning his flesh for a change.
No offense taken, I just tend to get into my character a tad too much
User avatar #56 - themarineelite (02/27/2015) [-]
Well considering how most Berzerkers just fight to give sacrifices to Khorne, they must feel SOME pleasure while doing it. So you might be onto something. Though if you did Kharn did kill you and you possessed him. Khorne would probably stop for a second and be like "Kharn? KHARN? KHARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
#50 - Well technically you aren't immortal, your essence just posses…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/27/2015 on luciuseternal's profile 0
User avatar #51 - luciuseternal (02/27/2015) [-]
True enough, although I don't think any Necron- or Tyranid-scum could best me in combat. And yes, bio-tyrants are able to squash round-about everything.
User avatar #52 - themarineelite (02/27/2015) [-]
Well putting you next to that Swell guy from the World Eaters makes you look bad. Though considering who'd I'd choose between fighting, I'd choose him before you. Mainly cause he'll just kill you and move on I know what you Slaaneshis do
User avatar #53 - luciuseternal (02/27/2015) [-]
Khârn? True, he's the only opponent I deem worthy enough to test my blade, but rest assured, I WILL be the victor.

Going OOC but I thought about the fight between Lucius and Khârn with my firned, and even if we couldn't determine the outcome, we figured it would be the most epic battle in the history of 40K
User avatar #54 - themarineelite (02/27/2015) [-]
Well considering how Kharn has survived for the past 10,000 years without being killed once unlike you no offense It might just be a fight that goes on forever.
User avatar #55 - luciuseternal (02/27/2015) [-]
Well, there is a certain... enjoyment in being skewered, slashed and mutilated. Thanks to the Dark Prince, every sensation is exhilarating. But I suspect that Khârn WILL find some manner of enjoyment in killing me, IF the mongrel actually manages to wound me, and thus I would be donning his flesh for a change.
No offense taken, I just tend to get into my character a tad too much
User avatar #56 - themarineelite (02/27/2015) [-]
Well considering how most Berzerkers just fight to give sacrifices to Khorne, they must feel SOME pleasure while doing it. So you might be onto something. Though if you did Kharn did kill you and you possessed him. Khorne would probably stop for a second and be like "Kharn? KHARN? KHARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
#51 - Um. So the all the wars that we fought and won are just disreg…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #55 - mephiblis (02/27/2015) [-]
Calm your freedoms son. Soldiers are a shit was just an exaggeration in the pursuit of humor. The point was that no, Muhrines are not superhuman death machines who feel no fear and pain, they mostly are poor, uneducated teenagers with questionable morals who had no other options but to join the army. Remember, it was Amerilards who invented the term "welfare queens".

What the US has is a metric fuckton of armaments and money (or at least credit). "Drive through France", what you seem to have missed is that by the time the US joined the war, Germany had been fighting for years, on multiple fronts, fighting multiple nations when the US dropped fresh troops, armed with new weapons, constantly supplied with ammo and other supplies from mainland US that was untouched by war, and mostly used insane amounts of artillery before any fighting took place. I'm not that familiar with the Pacific theater so i'll skip it, but "Invincible Japanese Warrior" yeah... Every country praises it's soldiers like that.

Every country has had self-sacrificing soldiers, that's not exclusive to the US.

The Chinese back then were like the Russians during Yeltsin's time, a shit.

Iraq, really? A bunch of sandnigs with 40 year old gear vs. the gajilion bombers, trizilion pieces of artillery, 11 aircraft carriers backed by destroyers, cruisers and myriad other ships, outnumbered 2 to 1 by the 750k US troops backed by another 250k coalition forces, while their numbers were around 600k, most of which were in kuwait. Unless you count the reservists (read untrained people picked up from the street and given barely working AKs, no comms, no support of any kind and probably disorganized as shit) which would even the numbers.

Bigger stick wins most of the time. We remember the times the bigger stick lost because they're so rare, they're worth mentioning.
User avatar #59 - psychologyxplain (02/27/2015) [-]
Just saying, btw, that's not the marines. The Army is where the majority of the "Enlisting because I have no choice" people go (Though every branch will have it's less-than-desirables)

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User avatar #6 - MaelRadec (01/30/2015) [-]
well you went silent...
User avatar #7 to #6 - themarineelite (01/30/2015) [-]
ran outta replies and I had to do IRL **** .
User avatar #8 to #7 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
how was the **** ?
User avatar #9 to #8 - themarineelite (01/31/2015) [-]
sticky
User avatar #10 to #9 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
did you do sticky bombs?
User avatar #12 to #11 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
who'd you bomb?
User avatar #13 to #12 - themarineelite (01/31/2015) [-]
look outside
User avatar #14 to #13 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
ehhh i see daemonettes raping eldars...... blood letters bullying some horrors.... ohh... here''s a piece of **** floating in the air...
User avatar #15 to #14 - themarineelite (01/31/2015) [-]
There it is.
User avatar #16 to #15 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
nice use of ****
User avatar #17 to #16 - themarineelite (01/31/2015) [-]
Eh I figured ******** into a warp portal worked. It would eventually show up somewhere.
User avatar #18 to #17 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
not my warship! i just cleaned it!
#19 to #18 - themarineelite (01/31/2015) [-]
Too bad your plague god already made sure it was dirty.
User avatar #20 to #19 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
EY! I SAID KEEP THAT **** AWAY FROM MY SHIP! IT TOOK ME CENTURIES TO CLEAN IT AND MILLENNIUMS TO MAINTAIN IT! I AIN'T BRINGING NONE OF THAT **** IN HERE!
User avatar #21 to #20 - themarineelite (01/31/2015) [-]
**** like this is why I stayed a loyalist.
User avatar #22 to #21 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
well as a loyalist you lack the "chillaxe" part
User avatar #23 to #22 - themarineelite (01/31/2015) [-]
Well at least we don't lie to our subjects unlike those certain gods across the street. We tell our subjects straight up that life is **** .
User avatar #24 to #23 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
emmm... yeah sure.... it's not like big daddy E was working on something important, and then when his least favorite son got there to warn him about his most fave son's treachery, he flipped the **** out....
User avatar #27 to #24 - themarineelite (01/31/2015) [-]
Even then, chaos has far more. Especially Tzeentch, the know it all bird **** .
User avatar #28 to #27 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
meh, we all live the gods game board... i just learned my place and have fun while at it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - themarineelite (01/31/2015) [-]
THAT WAS ONE TIME! And to be fair if we are talking about whos keeping the most secrets chaos is far ahead of the emperor.
User avatar #26 to #25 - MaelRadec (01/31/2015) [-]
well how about the inquisition? or the dark angels? hmm? hell how about like hall most of the loyalist chapters?
#5 - anonalmon (07/11/2014) [-]
It's funny because people think I'm serious.
#4 - desacabose ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Sometimes change is good
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