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Date Signed Up:9/16/2010
Last Login:3/02/2015
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#2712374 - When commercials on the radio have a tire screech, car crash s…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Friendly +2
#2712385 - gggfrt (3 hours ago) [-]
This, so hard
#34 - Sure, when he gives his wife a surprise on their wedding day i… 4 hours ago on Handicaped man surprises... +2
#2712365 - Ah, yes Henry Kissinger, who opened China to America,…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Friendly +2
User avatar #2712370 - theluppijackal (4 hours ago) [-]
Basically
I live in the least homophobic state in America [aside from maybe Massachusetts] and whenever I bring Kerry up, the first words will be 'oh yeah, wasn't he gay or something' followed by 'something something israel'
#2712347 - I kinda always wonder what Kerry's legacy will be. Ho…  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on Friendly +2
User avatar #2712351 - theluppijackal (4 hours ago) [-]
probably as that guy everyone thought was gay because he hugged a dude
User avatar #2712365 - themanwithnoplan (4 hours ago) [-]
Ah, yes

Henry Kissinger, who opened China to America, and who ended many wars in Asia
Schultz, who ended the Cold War
James Madison, who handled the Lousiana Purchase
Henry Clay, who led politics in Congress for decades before
and
John Kerry, who was totally craving the banana
User avatar #2712370 - theluppijackal (4 hours ago) [-]
Basically
I live in the least homophobic state in America [aside from maybe Massachusetts] and whenever I bring Kerry up, the first words will be 'oh yeah, wasn't he gay or something' followed by 'something something israel'
User avatar #2712357 - zeruaargi (4 hours ago) [-]
In everyone's defense, he didn't say no homo
#2712341 - Das pretty much it. 4 hours ago on Friendly +3
#2712336 - The last part of that is pretty close, along with a couple of … 4 hours ago on Friendly +2
#2712333 - 4u 4 hours ago on Friendly +1
#2712328 - No... 4 hours ago on Friendly +2
#2712324 - Picture 4 hours ago on Friendly +2
#373165 - As always its the ******* italians. 4 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0

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#4273 - vincento (12/20/2014) [-]
stickied by themanwithnoplan
User avatar #4293 - phanact (02/17/2015) [-]
implying
d00d
they put
lucky charm marshmallows
in froot loops
legit
User avatar #4294 to #4293 - themanwithnoplan (02/17/2015) [-]
Froot loops are top tier children's cereals.

It takes a refined palate to truly appreciate all that Honey Bunches of Oats has to offer.
User avatar #4295 to #4294 - phanact (02/17/2015) [-]
oh I mean, I love HBoA. I've a box in my fridge, but still yo
User avatar #4296 to #4295 - phanact (02/17/2015) [-]
friege
same thing
User avatar #4292 - murrlogic (02/12/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #4290 - themanwithnoplan (02/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #4286 - murrlogic (01/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #4285 - yellmi (01/18/2015) [-]
no stalk please
User avatar #4274 - themanwithnoplan (12/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4275 to #4274 - themanwithnoplan (12/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4276 to #4275 - themanwithnoplan (12/29/2014) [-]
WHAT?

WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT CIA?

YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING MY NAME FOR OVER 2 ******* YEARS NOW AND EVERY TIME I RESPOND YOU JUST SAY MY NAME OR ASK IF GETTING CAUGHT WAS PART OF MY ******* PLAN. JESUS H. CHRIST I'M TRYING TO BE GOTHAM'S RECKONING AND GETTING SOME HOT TALIA PUSSY BUT YOU WON'T STOP ******* KIDNAPPING ME AND THROWING ME ON YOUR PLANE ONLY FOR IT TO TURN OUT TO BE ALL PART OF MY PLAN WITH ME ESCAPING WITH DR. PAVEL AND THE SEQUENCE REPEATING. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? EVEN THE ******* JOKER HAS A GREATER GRASP ON LOGIC THAN YOU DO, HOW THE **** ARE YOU AN AGENT OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WHEN YOU'RE THIS ******* INCOMPETENT? LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE CIA, I'M DONE ANSWERING YOUR ******* QUESTIONS AND GETTING ON BOARD YOUR PLANE AND- WAIT, WHY THE **** WOULD YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE? OH GODDAMMIT CIA I ******* HATE YOU.
#4248 - lightarcanine (11/20/2014) [-]
Happy birthday, my good man.
User avatar #4243 - themanwithnoplan (11/10/2014) [-]
"Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?" - Pope Julius III
#4212 - Sunset (10/25/2014) [-]
long time no chat
#4213 to #4212 - themanwithnoplan (10/25/2014) [-]
I was gone for 3 months and then I wasn't.
User avatar #4233 to #4213 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
i still don't have a job
User avatar #4234 to #4233 - themanwithnoplan (10/26/2014) [-]
Trust me, jobs are overrated.

(ignore the irony of the statement in the conversation about college)
User avatar #4235 to #4234 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
aheh, heheh. i'll try getting one soon once i get college under my thumb i guess
User avatar #4236 to #4235 - themanwithnoplan (10/26/2014) [-]
I work maybe 10 hours a week at a cafe, so idk what the typical job for someone in college is or how much time it'd take up
User avatar #4237 to #4236 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
most people here work at cafes and stuff, so you seem to be doing it right
User avatar #4238 to #4237 - themanwithnoplan (10/26/2014) [-]
Well, that's one thing I can mark down that I'm doing right
User avatar #4239 to #4238 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
kek
User avatar #4214 to #4213 - Sunset (10/25/2014) [-]
car crash right?
User avatar #4215 to #4214 - themanwithnoplan (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, didn't want to get on between hospital stints.

Anything big happen to you?
User avatar #4216 to #4215 - Sunset (10/25/2014) [-]
i'm in college and i have friends now
User avatar #4217 to #4216 - themanwithnoplan (10/25/2014) [-]
In college too now.

Had a couple friends who went to the same college, so it's either them or the roommates I've got. Weirdly enough the internet at the college isn't too good.
User avatar #4218 to #4217 - themanwithnoplan (10/25/2014) [-]
Unless you're in the library or buildings
User avatar #4219 to #4218 - Sunset (10/25/2014) [-]
first year?

i made some friends in my math class, but i also hang with some friends from hs sometimes
User avatar #4220 to #4219 - themanwithnoplan (10/25/2014) [-]
First year, in here for 4 years then transferring over to state med college
User avatar #4221 to #4220 - Sunset (10/25/2014) [-]
ah damn, gl. i'm actually trying to get into engineering school myself, so hopefully that works out
User avatar #4222 to #4221 - themanwithnoplan (10/25/2014) [-]
Thanks, first year is kinda standard for everyone from what I've heard, so it all kicks in the 2nd year. I've actually barely got enough classes to classify as a "full-time student"

My cousin went to engineering school at Purdue, he says he loves his job, so gl with that
User avatar #4223 to #4222 - Sunset (10/25/2014) [-]
people tell me the opposite; first semester/year ***** you up and you have to adapt. 'course i have like 7 classes so whatever

i don't think i'll ever get into purdue kek, but thanks
User avatar #4224 to #4223 - themanwithnoplan (10/26/2014) [-]
'Course, he got in in 2004, which was before they cherrypicked students from abroad, and before they skyrocketed the prices

Currently the college I'm in has half the number of students that my highschool has, so that's been the biggest shock I've hit from college
User avatar #4225 to #4224 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
my parents tell me about that a lot. i also see and hear a lot of foreign students. **** can get weird sometimes

there's like 20,000 people in my uni or something. i don't know the exact number but it's well above my old hs
User avatar #4226 to #4225 - themanwithnoplan (10/26/2014) [-]
My college is small, maybe 1k total, I haven't seen a lot of people besides this one girl from India I have in my math class.

Surprising amount of people from outside the state though.
User avatar #4227 to #4226 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
yeah, there was a whole controversy about the president of the u here taking in more students out of state than in-state
User avatar #4228 to #4227 - themanwithnoplan (10/26/2014) [-]
Tuition is already a ******* killer if you go in-state, I can't imagine how bad it must be for someone going out of state
User avatar #4229 to #4228 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
colleges seem to be mostly only for pay now it seems
User avatar #4230 to #4229 - themanwithnoplan (10/26/2014) [-]
Both private and state colleges, it's ******* ludicrous
User avatar #4231 to #4230 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
at least i can get a job through college kek
User avatar #4232 to #4231 - themanwithnoplan (10/26/2014) [-]
I'm doing the same job I had before college, except now on the weekends
User avatar #4211 - themanwithnoplan (10/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4209 to #4208 - devilspecter (10/19/2014) [-]
So which one of the oldies are you?
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