Click to expand


Last status update:
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:6/14/2013
Last Login:7/11/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#14690
Highest Content Rank:#14570
Highest Comment Rank:#7349
Content Thumbs: 5 total,  12 ,  7
Comment Thumbs: 624 total,  663 ,  39
Content Level Progress: 15.25% (9/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 152 Comments: Faptastic → Level 153 Comments: Faptastic
Content Views:1763
Total Comments Made:156
FJ Points:534

Funny Text/Links

latest user's comments

#53 - Try this one, Mate  [+] (7 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Girl Gamers +36
#115 - boarderlinegreat (06/23/2015) [-]
Or this
#108 - johrny (06/23/2015) [-]
Fucking Transnigger!
#107 - clintonator (06/23/2015) [-]
"I identify as monsoon"

"What does that m-

#67 - bakkenmetbaard (06/23/2015) [-]
I identify as mayonaise
#56 - aerosol (06/23/2015) [-]
trans-am always gets me
#124 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
"Civil/attack helicopter"
#54 - scooterdanny (06/23/2015) [-]
Yay! Thanks lol
#1862 - just west of my state! 02/21/2015 on Get gay with an FJer 0
#144 - or they could have been dreaming of lary david 12/09/2014 on Cryptids, Creeps, and Other... +2
#39 - nice reference, brah 12/09/2014 on Welcome to Fj 0
#38 - Im too high to think of a decent response. **** it. he… 12/09/2014 on Welcome to Fj +1
#25 - I honestly don't understand what that meant... I need to stop … 11/19/2014 on At least they're honest 0
#24 - Better yet, do this and then also remap the character on his k…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Code +123
#143 - BloodyTurds (11/18/2014) [-]
I have a feeling that as a coder, I would probably solve the first problem within 2-3 minutes.. I have bad eyes so I mistake colons for semi colons frequently.. when in doubt replace..
but if you did that to my keyboard.. I think I would have a stroke
#96 - martinfreeman (11/18/2014) [-]
Might as well replace his monitor with a toaster while your at it.
User avatar #84 - drekinn (11/18/2014) [-]
Oh my lord, but couldn't he just copy the semicolon to the clipboard from somewhere else?
User avatar #94 - asmodeu (11/18/2014) [-]
The real question is will they know their semicolon key has been remapped ?
I don't think anyone would expect it...
User avatar #95 - broswagonist (11/18/2014) [-]
Well, except everyone who's seen this content somewhere.
#27 - shadowbreech (11/18/2014) [-]
#159 - [soundcloud url=" " params="auto play=false&am… 10/28/2014 on Vote on who gets the steam... 0
#73 - Thats just Mass and RI. And hey, at least they're not New Yor… 10/28/2014 on Ah fall in new england 0
#13 - wha... how would you not notice... 10/26/2014 on Smoking Fag +1
[ 144 Total ]

user's channels

Join Subscribe doctor-who
Join Subscribe police


Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2300
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#4 - zoopsoup (11/26/2013) [-]
What instrument do you play?
#5 to #4 - thelowbrass (11/26/2013) [-]
Baritone Horn/Euphonium. Do you play?
#6 to #5 - zoopsoup (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, you better believe it. I play bari sax in my school's jazz band and I play sousa/tuba for marching band. I'm probably dropping sax soon though, I really just dislike playing it now. I'd like to learn trombone for jazz
#7 to #6 - thelowbrass (11/26/2013) [-]
That's pretty sweet, dude. I've got good friends who play bari. Honestly, I'm kinda tired of euphonium, but my director wouldn't let me switch to electric bass, so I'm kinda stuck
#8 to #7 - zoopsoup (11/26/2013) [-]
You should switch to tuba. In the words of a famous scientist, "If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." I've never really understood why people would pick euphonium. I understand what it's purpose is I think, to round be the middle man between tuba and trombone, but in the eyes of a 6th grader That's the year we pick our instruments I'm pretty sure none of them have even heard of it. I didn't know what baritone was, along with oboe and bassoon.
#9 to #8 - thelowbrass (11/26/2013) [-]
I've tried tuba, but with only one other one in the band, I wouldn't be able to get my chops up. My reading skills are **** , i just play by ear and knowing scales, so I get to hear the people around me and i generally copy them. (on brass, that is). The other tuba player isn't so good, she's a freshman, so I'd end up copying mistakes.
#10 to #9 - zoopsoup (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh man, a lady tuba. If only we had those over here. I'm terrible at reading music too, but I can read enough to get by. I can't rely on the other tubas because they are all pretty horrible/don't care about band. I'm excited for next year when most of them will have their fine arts credit and drop. We also have symphonic band (which is pretty much AP band, no strings) which I'm going to try doing. I've only been playing for about 4 months though so I may be setting my sights too high
#11 to #10 - thelowbrass (11/26/2013) [-]
I'd go for it, bro. I was in Symphonic band at the beginning of this year, but dropped because I was too ****** at reading
User avatar #1 - suiker (06/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I don't think I remember who you are. Would you mind enlightening me?
#2 to #1 - thelowbrass (06/16/2013) [-]
Im LowBrass. I got banned a couple days ago
User avatar #3 to #2 - suiker (06/16/2013) [-]
still don't know
 Friends (0)