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theloneleybench

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/15/2010
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:Aussieland
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Subscribers:281
Content Views:142162
Times Content Favorited:9 times
Total Comments Made:283
FJ Points:4091
Favorite Tags: The Game (5) | comic (2) | fag (2) | sex (2)

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#2768 - oh hey there  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Get told you're good looking +2
User avatar #2852 - creamNscream (02/23/2015) [-]
I thought this was FJ

When did beautiful women start coming here
User avatar #2803 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
Oh hi, thefabulousbench.
#2738 - Comment deleted 02/23/2015 on Get told you're good looking 0
#4057 - i work for the legal department of an investment bank, werkin …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Euro users, what do you... 0
User avatar #4064 - thethirddoctor (02/03/2015) [-]
I see. Well done. I can't even add the prices on my groceries.
Keep on truckin'
#3104 - sorry forgot to login before answering  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... 0
User avatar #3209 - thethirddoctor (02/03/2015) [-]
That's ok.
What other jobs can an Australian get in London these days?
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just curious.
User avatar #4057 - theloneleybench (02/03/2015) [-]
i work for the legal department of an investment bank, werkin my way to the top
User avatar #4064 - thethirddoctor (02/03/2015) [-]
I see. Well done. I can't even add the prices on my groceries.
Keep on truckin'
#1568 - would you believe me if i said i have 2  [+] (8 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +3
User avatar #2760 - thethirddoctor (02/02/2015) [-]
Do you work at a bar?
User avatar #3104 - theloneleybench (02/02/2015) [-]
sorry forgot to login before answering
User avatar #3209 - thethirddoctor (02/03/2015) [-]
That's ok.
What other jobs can an Australian get in London these days?
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just curious.
User avatar #4057 - theloneleybench (02/03/2015) [-]
i work for the legal department of an investment bank, werkin my way to the top
User avatar #4064 - thethirddoctor (02/03/2015) [-]
I see. Well done. I can't even add the prices on my groceries.
Keep on truckin'
#3101 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
nah, done that before and never again
#1629 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
So you single ?
User avatar #1593 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/02/2015) [-]
Not initially. I had to see it to believe it.
#1119 - Aussie living in London  [+] (16 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +10
#2627 - tarabostes (02/02/2015) [-]
BB-But you didn't even post your knife....
User avatar #1474 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/02/2015) [-]
I like your eye. That is a nice eye.
#1568 - theloneleybench (02/02/2015) [-]
would you believe me if i said i have 2
User avatar #2760 - thethirddoctor (02/02/2015) [-]
Do you work at a bar?
User avatar #3104 - theloneleybench (02/02/2015) [-]
sorry forgot to login before answering
User avatar #3209 - thethirddoctor (02/03/2015) [-]
That's ok.
What other jobs can an Australian get in London these days?
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just curious.
User avatar #4057 - theloneleybench (02/03/2015) [-]
i work for the legal department of an investment bank, werkin my way to the top
User avatar #4064 - thethirddoctor (02/03/2015) [-]
I see. Well done. I can't even add the prices on my groceries.
Keep on truckin'
#3101 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
nah, done that before and never again
#1629 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
So you single ?
User avatar #1593 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/02/2015) [-]
Not initially. I had to see it to believe it.
#1311 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
Fixed*.
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#1231 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
#1240 - bulanu (02/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #1180 - jammyz (02/02/2015) [-]
my good lord you are gorgeous. your hair. unnff.
#4385 - The **** is going on? People need to calm their tits 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#2920 - sup mofos  [+] (27 new replies) 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? +3
User avatar #3421 - plataeiou (11/20/2014) [-]
WUZ GOOOOOOOOOD
User avatar #2935 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
You're an ugly slut. You don't even deserve to be alive.
User avatar #2979 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Maximum level of cool
Maximum wetness of panties
Gee whiz I wish I was as edgy as you
User avatar #2983 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
It's what I was supposed to say. Apparently I'm looking to get banged when I say "your hair looks really good".
User avatar #2995 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Sorry I must have missed that between "ugly slut" and "don't deserve to be alive."
User avatar #2996 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Sorry, you must have missed the other half of the conversation.
#3000 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Comment was deleted bro
User avatar #3001 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Only the original comment. You can tell what was said by the rest of the conversation.
#3006 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
This is what I and everyone else sees when they look at this.
User avatar #3008 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
"hey dude she's gonna bang you now be ready"
"Yes, because I said her hair looked good."
User avatar #3013 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Calm down buddy if you delete your comment don't expect everybody to try to figure it out on your own. As of now it looks like you're stuck in a hole and keep digging deeper so you'd be better off deleting it all or severely reducing the amount of butthurt that you're throwing around. Just some friendly advice.
User avatar #3017 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
If you literally cannot figure it out by the remainder of the conversation, you are absolutely retarded. It's as simple as that.
#3021 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3025 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
dude i'm about to find you in real life and fucking slit your throat
#3027 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3028 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
I was kidding on that one. I was only mad for the first 20 replies.
#3031 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3034 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I'm not going to stop.
User avatar #3035 - landerp (11/20/2014) [-]
Yes, you are.
User avatar #3042 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #4385 - theloneleybench (11/20/2014) [-]
The fuck is going on? People need to calm their tits
#2923 - cliffordlover has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2928 - WwIiSsPp (11/20/2014) [-]
hey dude she's gonna bang you now be ready
User avatar #2929 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Yes, because I said her hair looked good. Look at my other comments. I don't compliment everybody.
User avatar #2933 - WwIiSsPp (11/20/2014) [-]
hey. dude. she's. gonna. bang. you. now. be. ready.
User avatar #2936 - cliffordlover (11/20/2014) [-]
Did I do better this time?
User avatar #2937 - WwIiSsPp (11/20/2014) [-]
she's probably gonna bang you even harder now
#3485 - Honestly I've had better insults, although I should prolly kee…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Cute girls, post your... 0
User avatar #3489 - snood (06/05/2014) [-]
wow that's funny, tales of a female driver haha.

and it looks like iggy azalea has really opened the door for young blonde australian women to become prostitutes, so you never know. speaking of which are you a fan of her since she's australian?
#3482 - Oh c'mon that is not a poof it's just pulled back, I always do…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Cute girls, post your... 0
User avatar #3484 - snood (06/05/2014) [-]
well not yet, but i hear from the comments section you have a promising option to become a mid-range hooker haha.

so do you know any kangaroos? like, personally?
User avatar #3485 - theloneleybench (06/05/2014) [-]
Honestly I've had better insults, although I should prolly keep my career options open, you never know. And I've ruined the bonnet and windshield of my car with them if that's what you mean
User avatar #3489 - snood (06/05/2014) [-]
wow that's funny, tales of a female driver haha.

and it looks like iggy azalea has really opened the door for young blonde australian women to become prostitutes, so you never know. speaking of which are you a fan of her since she's australian?
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User avatar #40 - nickywicky (04/29/2014) [-]
Hey. You suck.
User avatar #41 to #40 - theloneleybench (04/29/2014) [-]
:o why?
User avatar #42 to #41 - nickywicky (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm lying. You don't suck.
User avatar #43 to #42 - theloneleybench (04/29/2014) [-]
danm straight
User avatar #44 to #43 - nickywicky (04/29/2014) [-]
You're actually pretty awesome.
User avatar #45 to #44 - theloneleybench (04/29/2014) [-]
i hope so
#46 to #45 - nickywicky (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm also pretty awesome. Seeeee.
User avatar #47 to #46 - theloneleybench (04/29/2014) [-]
as youve previously stated i believe you, whats your point?
User avatar #48 to #47 - nickywicky (04/29/2014) [-]
No point. Just bored.
User avatar #49 to #48 - theloneleybench (04/29/2014) [-]
im tired, might go to bed, night x
User avatar #50 to #49 - nickywicky (04/29/2014) [-]
Goodnight! Talk later
User avatar #38 - iamtheblackgoat (04/01/2013) [-]
Do you like/dislike most about living in Australia?
User avatar #39 to #38 - theloneleybench (04/01/2013) [-]
I probably like that it gives us a reputation for being friendly and or really sporty, i hat ethat it doesn't snow off the mountains
User avatar #33 - gunni (04/01/2013) [-]
Are you really that lonely?
User avatar #35 to #34 - gunni (04/01/2013) [-]
Your name.
Lonely bench.
I wondered whether you really are lonely? That would be sad
User avatar #36 to #35 - theloneleybench (04/01/2013) [-]
course i am sometimes, everyone is, but most of the time im fine :)
#37 to #36 - agrael (04/01/2013) [-]
Are you really a bench?
#32 - flada (12/09/2012) [-]
Just wondering, are you going to post **** again any time soon?
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User avatar #22 to #21 - theloneleybench (11/01/2012) [-]
Uh to be honest, it started right after I had just been royally screwed over by a guy (been on and off for 2 years, he got a new girlfriend which i found out on facebook) self esteem was very vey low, I dont know, I guess I just wanted the attention maybe? It's not very clear even to me either to be honest. I liked the response I got and i kept posting occasionally when I felt like it... And I can assure you that in real life I do not just hang around in my undies, I'm generally pretty reserved and modest, it's a bit of a change to be the center of attention... is that an ok answer?
#24 to #22 - eldoug **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #26 to #24 - theloneleybench (11/19/2012) [-]
why disappointed? and dw ima big girl i can look after myself.
#27 to #26 - eldoug **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - theloneleybench (11/19/2012) [-]
I didn't say I was stoppin forever, I just dont think I'm ever gonna be one of those regular posters
#29 to #28 - eldoug **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #29 - theloneleybench (11/19/2012) [-]
haha theres other girls you know
#31 to #30 - eldoug **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #25 to #23 - theloneleybench (11/19/2012) [-]
haha you'd really be surprised at how many guys there are that convince themselves that all girls hang around pretending to be sexy all day, and if you want to know anything else feel free :)
User avatar #19 - philsablip (09/16/2012) [-]
Wow, you have a great body
User avatar #18 - therealbigmac (09/16/2012) [-]
Hai. You're flipping gorgeous!
User avatar #17 - sterlingarcher (09/16/2012) [-]
Please tell me you live somewhere near St louis
User avatar #20 to #17 - theloneleybench (10/24/2012) [-]
Sorry to say I have no idea where that is... (also sorry for the late reply im really ****** at checking this thing)
#13 - josejrluansing (08/09/2012) [-]
aw why'd you delete your pic :(
User avatar #14 to #13 - theloneleybench (08/09/2012) [-]
haha i didnt, **** only stays up for 12 hours
#16 to #14 - josejrluansing (08/10/2012) [-]
haha really ? sorry I'm new here haha
#12 - irwincardozo (05/23/2012) [-]
This image has expired
i'm here to have my virginity taken
User avatar #11 - ifiwereayoungman (05/23/2012) [-]
Hey who's that next to you wearing the western bulldogs jersey? I'm a doggies fan aswell! :)
User avatar #15 to #11 - theloneleybench (08/10/2012) [-]
haha I know its a little late (I just saw it) but thats me when I was like 15 dressed as a dude
User avatar #10 - oblivex (02/29/2012) [-]
please, do post more.
#9 - oreal (02/28/2012) [-]
POST MORE **** pluease :)
#8 - blueboysixnine (11/12/2011) [-]
This image has expired
gonna post something naughty today?
User avatar #4 - TheBowler (11/07/2011) [-]
can you please repost the bras and panties i missed them :(, i have had a crap day and it would make me fee better lol
User avatar #5 to #5 - theloneleybench (11/07/2011) [-]
haha i might later, I dont wanna be one of those douchebags who just keeps posting the same pic for more thumbs, but I'll have a think about it ok?
User avatar #6 to #6 - TheBowler (11/07/2011) [-]
well if you decide no, i have a phone and an email and both recieve pics? :)
User avatar #7 to #7 - theloneleybench (11/07/2011) [-]
i dont send private pics, so ill keep having a think :)
User avatar #2 - dinamo (11/05/2011) [-]
Do whatever you want :), it would be great if you would post them, but nobody can force ya :)
User avatar #3 to #3 - derpall (11/05/2011) [-]
Exactly waht I wanted to say bro!
#1 - jasonfhk (10/27/2011) [-]
lol possibly the first comment
lol possibly the first comment
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