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Date Signed Up:9/02/2012
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    I would like a president like this I would like a president like this
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    Jugs Jugs
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    What the fuck? What the fuck?
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    Nostalgia Nostalgia
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    One way to escape a shark One way to escape a shark
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    That's not supposed to happen That's not supposed to happen
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#98 - You can do it with G-mod and the movie maker, and yes, they ta…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Fast food employees +2
#108 - jzwangpk (12/12/2014) [-]
'Dick year' made me accidentally laugh out loud and wake my roommate up. Thumb for you.
#212 - Dude he's a troll. 12/09/2014 on Why aren't we funding this? 0
#150 - Yes, the prius has a solar panel on top of it. That electricit…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Why aren't we funding this? 0
#155 - luigipimp (12/08/2014) [-]
because the commercials said solar powered a/c and ventilation
User avatar #162 - subaqueousreach (12/08/2014) [-]
It sounds like environmentalists are a bunch of gullible sheep.
User avatar #212 - thelastamerican (12/09/2014) [-]
Dude he's a troll.
#165 - luigipimp (12/08/2014) [-]
we're not. legally, theyre not allowed to lie and it was on the commercial and as an option on their website with the build your own car thing. so if you think theyre lying, you should report it
User avatar #167 - subaqueousreach (12/08/2014) [-]
But does it specifically state that the AC can be powered by the solar panel while the car isn't running?
#170 - luigipimp (12/08/2014) [-]
not if its off, i think it has a remote start option though, the ventilation is supposed to if the car is off
User avatar #171 - subaqueousreach (12/08/2014) [-]
Okay, so I looked up some information on the Prius with the solar panel roof and it doesn't actually power the AC since it doesn't generate enough power to do that.

You have to leave your car running (not the engine, but apparently you can take the keys out and open the door and the power will stay on if you press a button) and the solar panel will have enough energy to run a small blower that will create enough of a current to sort of push the air towards the back of the car where the vents are.

Honestly it'd be faster to just start your car and let the full AC run for a couple minutes before getting back in than use this feature. I do this in my Camaro in the summer and it works fine.
#173 - luigipimp (12/08/2014) [-]
why do you have to turn this place into a house of lies
User avatar #175 - subaqueousreach (12/08/2014) [-]
What are you talking about? I went and looked around the web to actually find out what you were talking about because I take everything on the internet with a grain of salt.

This is what people who own the car have said, along with Toyota sales associates.

I'm sorry if this disappoints you, but those are the facts. It's a new technology, it can't really be expected to be super amazing right off the bat, but I hope it does improve with time since my last car was a Tercel and they've proven to be very reliable vehicles. Of course, said Tercel is currently sitting in my garage in disrepair, but after 17 years of driving the thing around without a hitch it was bound to happen eventually.
#176 - luigipimp (12/08/2014) [-]
and this is why we need to carry a drink testing kit all the time
User avatar #177 - subaqueousreach (12/08/2014) [-]
I can't really tell what you're talking about anymore so I'm just going to go to some other part of the internet. Happy trails.
#180 - luigipimp (12/08/2014) [-]
well thats just the media not doing its job, the liberal, left wing, jew run media getting in there and letting you be fooled
#55 - Lots of companies have a policy stating that if you test posit… 12/06/2014 on Santa Updates +1
#23 - But that's ******* awesome! 12/05/2014 on It’s The Intention That... +1
#188 - How does it feel being so weak that words hurt you? 12/05/2014 on Tumblr Hate Mob VS... +1
#107 - This is from a series of commercials for canned coffee in Japa… 12/05/2014 on Tommy Lee Jones visits a... +3
#224 - Night. It's also late here, but I'm headed to work instead.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on If only his master took... 0
User avatar #225 - mydreams (12/05/2014) [-]
#222 - OK. According to the autopsy and Wilson's report of how things…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on If only his master took... 0
User avatar #223 - mydreams (12/05/2014) [-]
If someone tried to shoot me I'd do the same thing but where I come from it's really late so bye-bye fun talking with ya.
User avatar #224 - thelastamerican (12/05/2014) [-]
Night. It's also late here, but I'm headed to work instead.
User avatar #225 - mydreams (12/05/2014) [-]
#63 - I don't know if they have online comic shops or not. Sorry, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Logan's life 0
User avatar #65 - bigblacknegro (12/05/2014) [-]
thanks. it's more than enough
i'd love to crawl around under your bed at your parent's house

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User avatar #127 - navywannabe (02/25/2014) [-]
I like your name and your opinions.
Friend request and thumbs for you.
User avatar #128 to #127 - thelastamerican ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
I accept your friendship. What does being friends on FJ actually do? I've always been fuzzy on that.
User avatar #129 to #128 - navywannabe (02/25/2014) [-]
I only really means you have their back in an online argument...Kind of how you had mine.
User avatar #130 to #129 - thelastamerican ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
I don't recall, but ok. But to be honest, if you're counter to my opinions then I won't be able to have your back in the future.
User avatar #131 to #130 - navywannabe (02/25/2014) [-]
>American
>Navy
We'll get along just fine.
User avatar #123 - yetiyitties (11/18/2013) [-]
I was blocked for expressing my opinion that just shows that economics is a little boy. Racism is kept alive by racists. She was putting people in the roles of people who were being discriminated against and they were given college credit, it was their choice. The fact that the wimp left was because she wanted to feel comfortable again, she coudln't handle the things others go through on a day to day basis. I would do that "farce", nothing wrong with seing the other side of things.
User avatar #124 to #123 - thelastamerican ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Hm? Sorry, I'm having several conversations at once, witch one are you from?
User avatar #126 to #125 - thelastamerican ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Oh, that guy. I'm not going to go back and read the thread, but I'm assuming economics is a person. Racism IS kept alive by racists. True. I'm just saying that if I were in a college class and that woman walked into the classroom and told me, with a straight face that I was going to discriminate against another person for any reason I would have excused myself from the class and sent my teacher an E-mail about why I didn't attend class that day. I don't believe that exposing people to racism is going to lessen it's effects. Smothering racism is, in my opinion, the best solution.
#118 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#119 to #118 - thelastamerican ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
I don't know you, so I don't have any reason to do anything but love you.
#120 to #119 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
you were the first green thumb i got on my content
you were the first green thumb i got on my content
#121 to #120 - thelastamerican ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Oh, well if I thumbed it then I actually thought it was good. Ya dun good.
User avatar #113 - youareohsowrong (05/21/2013) [-]
So.. 1080 dislikes. I've gotta say I feel pretty bad for you, gettting such an amount of dislikes because noone caught your irony
User avatar #116 to #113 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm not feeling too bad. I think I might have a record or something. Most red thumbs without actually trying to troll.
User avatar #110 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
Damn you just got about 800- thumbs from that post O_O
User avatar #112 to #110 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I would never have believed that people would take something so obviously exagerated and take it seriously. Ah well.
User avatar #111 to #110 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
It's impressive is it not? I'll bet that's some kind of record, or near enough to it.
User avatar #114 to #111 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
There is so much hatred in their hearts WHY FJ!!!!
User avatar #117 to #114 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Looks like the hate has stabilized around 1100 or so.
User avatar #115 to #114 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I broke -1000 right before I went to sleep this morning. I wonder how I'm doing now...
#98 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
No one in FunnyJunk wants to hear you whining like a pussy about religion and **** .
User avatar #100 to #98 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Seems to me that people don't recognize a joke when they see one. It's not something that worries me, but you really ought to log in if you're going to insult someone. Especially if you're going to insult someone over a joke.
#97 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
**** you man.
User avatar #99 to #97 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Seriously? Log in if you're going to insult someone.
User avatar #101 to #99 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
Ok, **** you man
User avatar #102 to #101 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Thank you. Now you do realize that I was joking right? Or are you a complete troglodyte?
User avatar #103 to #102 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
You need to work on phrasing IF you were joking. It more or less sounded like you are just another pretentious asshole preaching religion.
User avatar #104 to #103 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Come on man, if I believed half of what I said I wouldn't own a computer.
User avatar #105 to #104 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
Hey you have to understand there are more than a handful of people who believe that **** and still have Iphones and computers and all that **** . People are hypocritical, something I shouldn't have to explain to someone who was supposedly joking about that very situation.
User avatar #106 to #105 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, good point. Thankfully I've never met one, but I thought that my comments were so over the top that no one would take them seriously. Especially after the part about being sucked into a baboons ass.

Side question: Is your screen name based off of the mechanic from Firefly?
User avatar #107 to #106 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
No, however she is wicked awesome.
User avatar #108 to #107 - thelastamerican ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Just curious, I just finished watching the series again.
Conversation's been an awsome way to pass the time, but I've got to go to work now. Enjoy your night.
User avatar #109 to #108 - Kallie (05/21/2013) [-]
You too.
#2 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Gifs inbound!
Gifs inbound!
#82 to #2 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
This one follows the one at the end of the last line...
This one follows the one at the end of the last line...
#89 to #88 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Dancing Cyberman again, but without text.
Dancing Cyberman again, but without text.
#93 to #92 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Aw, that one's broken :(   
Sorry about that.
Aw, that one's broken :(
Sorry about that.
#96 to #95 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
LAST ONE! I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
LAST ONE! I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
#62 to #2 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!    
It's ok Doctor, it'll be over soon.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
It's ok Doctor, it'll be over soon.
#66 to #65 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
I totally thought I had less of these.
I totally thought I had less of these.
#74 to #73 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
SO MANY GIFS.
SO MANY GIFS.
#78 to #77 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Yes you are sweetie, yes you are.
Yes you are sweetie, yes you are.
#42 to #2 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Bump Reply limit again.    
This one's a little too fast.
Bump Reply limit again.
This one's a little too fast.
#44 to #43 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Cyber Monday you say?    
Yes I know I'm late.
Cyber Monday you say?
Yes I know I'm late.
#46 to #45 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
I think this is the one that started my Doctor Who folder.    
I had seen it many times before, but didn't save it until after I started watching the show and finally realized what it was.
I think this is the one that started my Doctor Who folder.
I had seen it many times before, but didn't save it until after I started watching the show and finally realized what it was.
#55 to #54 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Sorry if I post multiples, I'm trying to avoid it.
Sorry if I post multiples, I'm trying to avoid it.
#57 to #56 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
You like Rose, yes?
You like Rose, yes?
#60 to #59 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
The Doctor is a playa.
The Doctor is a playa.
#3 to #2 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 to #3 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Bump limit, but continuing dump!
Bump limit, but continuing dump!
#24 to #23 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Did I say bump limit?    
Too much 4chan.
Did I say bump limit?
Too much 4chan.
#27 to #26 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Shake that junk baby.
Shake that junk baby.
#31 to #30 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Delicious.
Delicious.
#35 to #34 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
That handsome 						******					.
That handsome ****** .
#37 to #36 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
The order of these gifs made me think of the Doctor being all made at Jack for humping his box.
The order of these gifs made me think of the Doctor being all made at Jack for humping his box.
#38 to #37 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
9th isn't too happy about it either.
9th isn't too happy about it either.
#40 to #39 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
I love this one so much...
I love this one so much...
#4 to #3 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Sorry, got distracted.
Sorry, got distracted.
#5 to #4 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
It's alright, interestingly enough this is #2 in my doctor file. Has nothing to do with my feelings.
It's alright, interestingly enough this is #2 in my doctor file. Has nothing to do with my feelings.
#6 to #5 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
I don't have all that many 11th picture...or any other than 10th for that matter.   
Pic related.
I don't have all that many 11th picture...or any other than 10th for that matter.
Pic related.
#7 to #6 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Well that's nothing to be ashamed of.
Well that's nothing to be ashamed of.
#8 to #7 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Fantastic!
Fantastic!
User avatar #9 to #8 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
I'm actually out of Who gifs. I didn't realize I was that lacking.
#10 to #9 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
I've got a few more...shall I dump?
I've got a few more...shall I dump?
User avatar #11 to #10 - thelastamerican ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Yes, pleas do.
#12 to #11 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Sorry about the lag between posts, I've been doing random 						****					 like looking at homebrew Dungeons and Dragons classes, making Poptarts, and practicing tying ties.    
BUT NO MORE!   
DUMP COMMENCING!    
PIC EXTREMELY NOT RELATED!
Sorry about the lag between posts, I've been doing random **** like looking at homebrew Dungeons and Dragons classes, making Poptarts, and practicing tying ties.
BUT NO MORE!
DUMP COMMENCING!
PIC EXTREMELY NOT RELATED!
#13 to #12 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
Looking like I have more 11 than I thought...
Looking like I have more 11 than I thought...
#18 to #17 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
While 10 is my favorite, 9 holds a special place in my heart.    
Mostly because he's   
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While 10 is my favorite, 9 holds a special place in my heart.
Mostly because he's
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#20 to #19 - thatnerdyguy (12/04/2012) [-]
&lt;MFW finally some 10.
<MFW finally some 10.
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