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|Date Signed Up:||8/04/2012|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#1510|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#8422|
|Content Thumbs:||1920 total, 2114 , 194|
|Comment Thumbs:||459 total, 681 , 222|
|Content Level Progress:|| 14% (14/100) |
Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie
|Comment Level Progress:|| 20% (2/10) |
Level 138 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 139 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
|Times Content Favorited:||77 times|
|Total Comments Made:||379|
latest user's comments
|#34 - Why don't you have a sense of humor?||7 hours ago on eack||+1|
|#391 - I bring some content! (unfortunately she deleted her…||06/26/2015 on Confederate flag||0|
|#100 - Althought Kibbleking was being a dick about it he's absolutely…||06/26/2015 on Confederate flag||+6|
|#42 - The one on the right is a shop.||06/25/2015 on Is that zyss ?||0|
|#34 - The days were beginning to blur together. Endless hours upon h… [+] (1 new reply)||06/25/2015 on Tonight on Shiba iNews||-1|
|#29 - Nobody likes you. [+] (3 new replies)||06/25/2015 on Tonight on Shiba iNews||-1|
#34 - thekieran (06/25/2015) [-]
The days were beginning to blur together. Endless hours upon hours of browing FunnyJunk to try and find the perfect post.....The one post worth writing those three words for. "Nobody likes you." It was the perfect insult. It affected everyone, regardless of sex, race, or religion.
Then finally, the chance sprung upon me. A user who posted an obnoxiously loud video of Bradley Cooper doing the voice or Rocket Racoon! Now was my chance, as I typed the three words into the chat box my heart pounded in my ears. My fingers trembled as I hit the "reply" button.
"This will certainly demean them." I thought to myself as I felt the early stages of an erection forming. I masturbated furiously to the thought of having administered the perfect slam on the internet. Finally proving my alpha nature. I Came quickly and slumped back into my chair. It was done.
That......Or I just thought your joke was bad and posted a generic insult that both conveyed the point and gave my opinion of you.
|#48 - What if it get jostled around too much? The solder might snap!||06/22/2015 on Electrician porn||0|
|#75 - That's Chicago.||06/21/2015 on Long but cool||+3|
|#187 - You seem to think that an object is whole when it's compressed…||06/21/2015 on two black holes merge||0|
|#175 - That's why a black hole is created. Anything crushed and compr… [+] (2 new replies)||06/20/2015 on two black holes merge||0|
#187 - thekieran (06/21/2015) [-]
You seem to think that an object is whole when it's compressed.
If mars and Earth were turned into black holes Earth's black hole would be about the size of a peanut and mars's would be about the size of the nut inside the shell.
If they were to get caught up in one another's gravity they would be crushed together as one. As if you had two balls of different colour playdough that you kneaded together to make an ugly grey colour. They're not Mars and Earth anymore, they're the Sol-1 Black hole.