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#12 - Duolingo has a few mistakes in some of the lessons. At least i…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2013 on useful websites 0
#26 - hondasupermoto (10/31/2013) [-]
even the flags are wrong ...
the American flag for English and the Brazilian flag for Portuguese.
User avatar #120 - thejerseyjenn (11/01/2013) [-]
Maybe it's teaching American English and Brazilian Portuguese.
#33 - swimming!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on Whatever man 0
User avatar #34 - swimmingprodigy (10/30/2013) [-]
heyoo
#34 - You do realize those aren't the only two parties that ever exi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Gen. George Washington 0
User avatar #59 - improbable (10/25/2013) [-]
i didnt say there wasnt more, i merely just stated that there is a republic party and a democratic party.
what you said is pretty stupid lol
#67 - I think it will be Russia in the role of the Nazis. Putin is b… 10/25/2013 on I just do +1
#262 - Then my point has been made. Putin is a dictator. I don't unde… 10/24/2013 on Fake or not, this is truth 0
#256 - Putin has passed the point of " **** list.&qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Fake or not, this is truth 0
User avatar #258 - heartlessrobot (10/24/2013) [-]
Except they've already started killing homosexuals in Russia for "resisting arrest".
User avatar #262 - thejerseyjenn (10/24/2013) [-]
Then my point has been made. Putin is a dictator. I don't understand why people like him. I think it's ignorance.
#1201 - I mean I am sexy. 10/24/2013 on *roll 2* to see your fate 0
#1199 - **thejerseyjenn rolls 17**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on *roll 2* to see your fate 0
User avatar #1201 - thejerseyjenn (10/24/2013) [-]
I mean I am sexy.
#108 - Hi* 10/23/2013 on The Muggle Life Style 0
#106 - I swimming, i now know more than I ever wanted to about you.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2013 on The Muggle Life Style 0
User avatar #110 - swimmingprodigy (10/23/2013) [-]
haha i guess so
User avatar #108 - thejerseyjenn (10/23/2013) [-]
Hi*
#337 - 1 pm to 11 pm EST 10/22/2013 on I need some mods on in the... 0
#336 - I would do it, after tennis season ends (one week from today) …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on I need some mods on in the... 0
User avatar #337 - thejerseyjenn (10/22/2013) [-]
1 pm to 11 pm EST
#59 - Actually, I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the fact… 10/22/2013 on British Problems +3
#63 - I was 6, it was interesting to me! 10/21/2013 on How to trap ants 0
#53 - I used to fill up my lunchbox with water and give ants baths o…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2013 on How to trap ants 0
User avatar #62 - Dwarf (10/21/2013) [-]
> Put one ant in box
> Take him out
> Bored
User avatar #63 - thejerseyjenn (10/21/2013) [-]
I was 6, it was interesting to me!
#90 - Well damn. If you want to stick around in hard times, more pow… 10/20/2013 on Public Education Today 0
#84 - Well the government you have now is a by-product of years of …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Public Education Today 0
#85 - mortimer (10/20/2013) [-]
Never! This is where I want to die...
User avatar #90 - thejerseyjenn (10/20/2013) [-]
Well damn. If you want to stick around in hard times, more power to you!
#75 - That's a little too far east for my tastes. How's you…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Public Education Today 0
#79 - mortimer (10/20/2013) [-]
The government sucks, but at least it didn't shut down when we had problems. I don't think there will be any improvements regarding our government any time soon, even though elections for a new president start next year. Maybe in a couple of decades it will be better.

Lifestyle, not so great. Money-wise we aren't going to well. We pay EU prices/taxes with Romanian salaries. We are free to do what we want, but just don't have the money to do it. Gipsies may be another problem in some parts of the country....
Lifestyle of students now... we get scholarships according to our grades that suffice food and shelter, but nothing else. Most students take part time jobs to have fun, and if they don't end up in the lucky ones that don't pay for college, end up giving the money from the part time job to pay for school.

But on the plus side, we have great internet

It's such a shame, people here are loving and caring for one another, we like to grow close and talk about every little thing, help each other in times of need... but with the government making us spend our money on breathing, we end up being sad... I love this country... but I hate the ones leading it
User avatar #84 - thejerseyjenn (10/20/2013) [-]
Well the government you have now is a by-product of years of Soviet control. Most eastern European countries are not fairing well. Your government may get better, as you said, in a few decades.

Be happy that your government hasn't made you switch to the Euro yet. A weak economy can't survive that shift.
It would only add to your Dracula problem lel

Ever consider leaving?

#85 - mortimer (10/20/2013) [-]
Never! This is where I want to die...
User avatar #90 - thejerseyjenn (10/20/2013) [-]
Well damn. If you want to stick around in hard times, more power to you!
#68 - where? 10/20/2013 on Public Education Today 0
#67 - where is this?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Public Education Today 0
#74 - mortimer (10/20/2013) [-]
Romania
User avatar #75 - thejerseyjenn (10/20/2013) [-]
That's a little too far east for my tastes.

How's your government there? And lifestyle.
#79 - mortimer (10/20/2013) [-]
The government sucks, but at least it didn't shut down when we had problems. I don't think there will be any improvements regarding our government any time soon, even though elections for a new president start next year. Maybe in a couple of decades it will be better.

Lifestyle, not so great. Money-wise we aren't going to well. We pay EU prices/taxes with Romanian salaries. We are free to do what we want, but just don't have the money to do it. Gipsies may be another problem in some parts of the country....
Lifestyle of students now... we get scholarships according to our grades that suffice food and shelter, but nothing else. Most students take part time jobs to have fun, and if they don't end up in the lucky ones that don't pay for college, end up giving the money from the part time job to pay for school.

But on the plus side, we have great internet

It's such a shame, people here are loving and caring for one another, we like to grow close and talk about every little thing, help each other in times of need... but with the government making us spend our money on breathing, we end up being sad... I love this country... but I hate the ones leading it
User avatar #84 - thejerseyjenn (10/20/2013) [-]
Well the government you have now is a by-product of years of Soviet control. Most eastern European countries are not fairing well. Your government may get better, as you said, in a few decades.

Be happy that your government hasn't made you switch to the Euro yet. A weak economy can't survive that shift.
It would only add to your Dracula problem lel

Ever consider leaving?

#85 - mortimer (10/20/2013) [-]
Never! This is where I want to die...
User avatar #90 - thejerseyjenn (10/20/2013) [-]
Well damn. If you want to stick around in hard times, more power to you!
#66 - If you're doing so well in your classes how did you fail a sta… 10/20/2013 on Public Education Today 0
#320 - I love him so much I want to cut out his voice box and keep in… 10/20/2013 on Justin Bieber Fan Board 0
#39 - He still used the Thu'um to defeat him though. So that might b… 10/20/2013 on Scumbag Guard 0
#44 - I live in NJ. I took a driver's ed class in school. I… 10/20/2013 on Pump the plane 0
#37 - Well you have to remember than Ulfric shouted king Toryg apart.  [+] (38 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Scumbag Guard 0
User avatar #44 - autoflame (10/20/2013) [-]
FUS RO DAH!!!!!
User avatar #38 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
But according to his own words it was his sword that pierced Torygs chest
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
Except, you know, Ulfric is traitorous, two-faced, backstabbing scum. He's working for the Thalmor, you find that out through a Thalmor Dossier.
User avatar #41 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
He isn't exactly working for the Thalmor. The Thalmor sparked the flame for the war but they lost contact to Ulfric.

And I've sided with the Empire and always let General Tullius kill him. Don't want him to be a martyr
User avatar #57 - TheFixer (10/20/2013) [-]
why do you side with the empire? fuck the thalmors
User avatar #60 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
The empire hates the thalmor just as much the stormcloaks do. The only hope of overthrowing them is if the empire is together as one.
#97 - fbfislife (10/20/2013) [-]
though an united empire would seem better it is imo not. i dont really like the racist stormcloaks but if they are free of the empire they could fight the thalmor with the help of hammerfell (a country that already fights the thalmor on its own and is doing pretty gd). and because of the great war there is bad blood between the empire and hammerfell so if skyrim would not be free of the empire the alliance between hammerfell and skyrim wont happen.
soo yea the empire is a dead weight atm. i chose the empire on my 1st playthrough though
User avatar #99 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
Do you really think Stormcloaks would go to do war against thalmor? No. they'd be like "we got skyrim now, fuck your thalmor problem"
User avatar #61 - TheFixer (10/20/2013) [-]
ive always just associated the empire with the thalmors and said fuck that i might not agree with the stormcloaks but its better then siding with the thalmors/blades/empire. then i killed the emperor for the dark brotherhood and im keeping parthurnax alive cause fuck the blades. also i think wih the dovahkin leading the assult (regardless of stormcloak or empire) there is precious little the thalmors can do.
User avatar #62 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah let's see 1 guy lead an assault against an army that is hundreds of times larger than the stormcloak army. The dragonborn is not immortal and you can't alone be on every single battlefield.
User avatar #63 - TheFixer (10/20/2013) [-]
idk with the build i have going on him hes pretty damned hard to kill. i have 2 sets of legendary daedric armor one is enchanted so that my destruction and conjuration costs me no mana the other has illusion and restoration costing me nothing. additionally im a vampire lord and i have the better vampire mod installed (there is a power that lets me feed off of people and turn them into vampires in that mod) so i can literally raise my own army; and i have harkons sword and ive upgraded it at the forge to legendary/flawless which means on every hit i restore mana hp and stamina. im basically an immortal
User avatar #64 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
You're boring.
User avatar #69 - mitchr (10/20/2013) [-]
I agree with you there. I always sided with the Empire.
See, if the stormcloaks win, then great, they won independence. ... Now what?
There's a ton of foreshadowing hinting at a second great war approaching in Skyrim. With all the Thalmor does, the strife caused, everything, it's inevitable.
When that time comes, without Skyrim in the Empire... then everybody is fucked. Not just the Nords, not just the Imperials. Everyone. Remember how the Thalmor led genocides against their own people? That, except on the scale of the entire continent. They would purge all the human and non-high/wood elf races. And even then only certain sections of the wood and high elves. They'd kill everyone. There'd have to be a unified force rallied against them, and that means not only Imperials, but Nords, Orcs, Dark Elves, dragons, everyone.

And this is what I hope will be next:
Elder Scrolls VI: Alliance.
User avatar #80 - nativninja (10/20/2013) [-]
well, apparently you know what you're doing. so, what fighting style should I adopt for my new argonain account?
User avatar #81 - mitchr (10/20/2013) [-]
Is this modded or not? If it's modded, it depends. If it's vanilla skyrim... you're the god damn Dragonborn. Use all of them.
But to be honest, not sure. Perhaps assassin; rising from the depths of the sea to stab a guard in the back would be pretty kickass.
User avatar #82 - nativninja (10/20/2013) [-]
I don't have mods. I was almost thinking a heavy type thing. but you're also the second person who was assassin\rouge.
User avatar #83 - mitchr (10/20/2013) [-]
Well, are you open to using mods? I could recommend a few that'd vastly improve character creation and the RPG aspect of Skyrim.
Unless you're on 360, of course.
User avatar #84 - nativninja (10/20/2013) [-]
YEAH IM ON 360. ID LOVE TO HAVE MODS BUT MY COMPUTER IS JUST A LAPTOP.
User avatar #87 - mitchr (10/20/2013) [-]
Sorry for bringing up a touchy subject... It was unintentional, I assure you.
But yeah, one flaw with Skyrim is that you can seriously be every single fighting style at the same time. Just experiment around, see what works for you. I prefer mage or dual-wielding swordsman, myself. Just gotta mess around, figure out what you're comfortable with.
User avatar #88 - nativninja (10/20/2013) [-]
ha, I didn't notice the 'all caps rage' I just produced. but yea im thinking just a heavy warrior right now. ill have to see how it works out for me.
User avatar #89 - mitchr (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. Plus, hey, you don't have to level up immediately, right?
User avatar #58 - demonicchimera (10/20/2013) [-]
I sided with the empire then went about killing every Thalmor I saw.
User avatar #59 - TheFixer (10/20/2013) [-]
neat
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
I always decapitated him and stuck his head in a bowl of fruit.
User avatar #43 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
I like your style.
User avatar #45 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
I just wish I could soultrap him, I wanted to make him into a pair of magic slippers.
User avatar #46 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
He ends up to Sovngarde if you've finished the civil war before killing Alduin. He then there states that he was a fool and united Skyrim would be better for everyone.
User avatar #47 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
I still wanted to imprison him in a soul gem for all eternity. Maybe chuck it into a lake.
User avatar #48 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
But he would end up to Soul Cairn then.
User avatar #49 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
Only if I used the soul gem. Before that, he's stuck in a rock.
User avatar #50 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
Ah yes. But then some sorry fool would find it.
User avatar #51 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
Who's gonna find it in the bottom of the ocean?
User avatar #52 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
Hmm... Maybe some fish ate it and then got fished? I know, this is far fetched and would never really happen
User avatar #53 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
Well how about I just shove it up your asshole? I could also drop it IN the Soul Cairn.
User avatar #54 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
You'd like that wouldn't you? I would
User avatar #55 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
Only if you shove a dragonbone warhammer in mah butt.
#56 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
Seems like we've come to an agreement.
User avatar #39 - thejerseyjenn (10/20/2013) [-]
He still used the Thu'um to defeat him though. So that might be why the guards say it's making people nervous.
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User avatar #18 - guiguito (03/23/2013) [-]
yo
User avatar #17 - thejerseyjenn (12/03/2012) [-]
But kirbysilver I just wanted to see what comment 119 was about D:
User avatar #11 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
wai
User avatar #12 to #11 - thejerseyjenn (11/26/2012) [-]
the messages. they were just too much x.x
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm sorry

its only one every couple of days
User avatar #14 to #13 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
i don't go on here everyday so it piles up.
It piled up.
#15 to #14 - snakefire (11/27/2012) [-]
Doesnt bother me
User avatar #16 to #15 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
nothing personal though. I hate the messages I get from kim jong.
User avatar #9 to #8 - thejerseyjenn (11/09/2012) [-]
i am just full of wut. Is this your coming out as a furry? x)
User avatar #10 to #9 - dennisc (11/09/2012) [-]
Na, I found it and figured you would enjoy it.
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**anonymous rolls 95** Dubs and you show tits
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#2 to #3 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because i have none
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#4 to #5 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
thing? what thing?
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#6 to #7 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because this is behind that mask
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