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thejerseyjenn

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:10/30/2011
Last Login:4/30/2015
Location:America
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#16 - Lets have a moment of silence for all the poor retail workers …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2013 on Offensive Title +1
User avatar #31 - saltyfries (11/24/2013) [-]
retail worker, working smaller store, Green Bay, WI, have to work it 5am-2pm, that's the good shift, worked it last year, not too bad, not too crowded, ez money, but I agree for every other retail worker out there. If anything, what I hate about Black Friday are the hugeass trucks we get for a 4-5 man crew leading up to it, you try unloading a 2000 piecer with just 4 people in 4 hours!
#20 - John Cena (11/24/2013) [-]
Lets have a moment of silence for the fact that they either a.) have a degree in liberal arts or b.) have no education. fuck retail workers.
User avatar #24 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/24/2013) [-]
Or they're working their way through college. Even if everyone got a college degree, someone would still have to do the shitty jobs.
User avatar #21 - thejerseyjenn (11/24/2013) [-]
My friend is working on thanksgiving into black friday (night shift) then on black friday evening because she's still in high school. You have to start somewhere. Besides, do you expect 20 somethings to automatically get a good job immediately after college or during?
#21 - actually, the odds of genetic mutation don't go up by a lot. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on (untitled) 0
#93 - John Cena (11/17/2013) [-]
actually .. risky.
I read about a study from 1993 where it was pointed out that 60% of child deaths and and heavy illnesses could be prevented if incest would stop. The risk is three times higher compared to the normal. And thats just with cousins and such. so.. i dont really know where you got that 5% from.

quote for germans and google translate users: "Eine auf fünf Jahre angelegte britische Studie kam 1993 zu dem Schluss, dass rund 60 Prozent der Todesfälle und schweren Erkrankungen bei Kindern verhindert werden könnte, “wenn die Inzucht beendet würde“. Die Forscher der Universität Birmingham hatten knapp 5000 Kinder untersucht, wobei sich herausstellte, dass das Sterbe- und Krankheitsrisiko beim Nachwuchs verwandter pakistanischer Eltern sogar dreifach erhöht war."
#7 - If I lost everyone close to me, and just snapped, I would basi… 11/16/2013 on I can relate. 0
#10 - thats the metal that connects the seat to the head part of the seat 11/16/2013 on Know the difference 0
#32 - easier to naviagte 11/16/2013 on Killing two birds with one... +1
#10 - Turnpike to Detroit?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2013 on On the road to perdition! +26
User avatar #58 - mcatheistnuggets (11/16/2013) [-]
You win.
User avatar #53 - zonryu (11/16/2013) [-]
you son of a bitch i was drinking coke

my nose burns like fuck
#76 - Wow that pink user name would actually go well with my icon. I… 11/15/2013 on nice try mom... 0
#97 - that username. 11/13/2013 on An alien's guide to humans. +1
#57 - It's a domestic shorthair tabby. Bengals have round markings.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Damn cats think they can do... 0
#67 - ezTarget (11/13/2013) [-]
Haha well I guess I learned something new today
#56 - It's not, the markings aren't rounded or bold enough, and the … 11/13/2013 on Damn cats think they can do... 0
#124 - I feel like you're just trolling, but I have met people that dumb. 11/13/2013 on TIpunchlineTLE 0
#104 - Ohh well now I look dumb. 11/10/2013 on Fat People with confidence +1
#59 - wow you get snippy when you're called out on something.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Fat People with confidence 0
User avatar #89 - thebestpieever (11/10/2013) [-]
You are aware that the dude who answered was not the dude you accused of "stealing" the joke, right?
User avatar #104 - thejerseyjenn (11/10/2013) [-]
Ohh well now I look dumb.
User avatar #60 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/10/2013) [-]
good thing you didn't call me out on anything then
#57 - That's a direct quote from tumblr. You just stole someone else's joke.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Fat People with confidence +5
User avatar #58 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/10/2013) [-]
shut up and stop being such a bitch. Jokes are meant to be retold.
User avatar #59 - thejerseyjenn (11/10/2013) [-]
wow you get snippy when you're called out on something.
User avatar #89 - thebestpieever (11/10/2013) [-]
You are aware that the dude who answered was not the dude you accused of "stealing" the joke, right?
User avatar #104 - thejerseyjenn (11/10/2013) [-]
Ohh well now I look dumb.
User avatar #60 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/10/2013) [-]
good thing you didn't call me out on anything then
#57 - Comment deleted 11/10/2013 on GLORY GLORY +26
#99 - Isn't this a Gypsy Moth caterpillar? I remember in grade scho… 11/10/2013 on linux is everywhere these days 0
#59 - Awesome I might actually look into it! 11/10/2013 on funn 0
#53 - Something kinky with a lot of gore. 11/10/2013 on Scarce Land 0
#42 - Ah! Perfect!!! I'm actually hoping to go to a German Uni!! Do …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2013 on funn 0
User avatar #55 - lordoftheflies (11/10/2013) [-]
Yeah they accept international students.
User avatar #59 - thejerseyjenn (11/10/2013) [-]
Awesome I might actually look into it!
#38 - What university is this? I have some..... applications I must …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/10/2013 on funn 0
#39 - livingmorphine (11/10/2013) [-]
TU Munich, Germany
User avatar #42 - thejerseyjenn (11/10/2013) [-]
Ah! Perfect!!! I'm actually hoping to go to a German Uni!! Do they accept international students?
User avatar #55 - lordoftheflies (11/10/2013) [-]
Yeah they accept international students.
User avatar #59 - thejerseyjenn (11/10/2013) [-]
Awesome I might actually look into it!
#357 - Bad Christians. So not Christians as a whole. You're just admi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... 0
#358 - likeabossmuch (11/08/2013) [-]
ehh. whatever. im sticking with what i said, and i agree to it.
#355 - Rightttt. You do realize that "correct wording to get the…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... +1
#356 - likeabossmuch (11/08/2013) [-]
it wasn't wording that would get normal people heated up though. just wording that get bad christians heated up.
User avatar #357 - thejerseyjenn (11/08/2013) [-]
Bad Christians. So not Christians as a whole. You're just admitting that a certain type of christian would get fired up over it. Maybe a bigot? Or an ultra-conservative? Seriously, think about what you're saying and exactly what you're trying to convey.
#358 - likeabossmuch (11/08/2013) [-]
ehh. whatever. im sticking with what i said, and i agree to it.
#350 - How many? Because a sample of 10 to 20 really isn't representa…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... 0
#352 - likeabossmuch (11/08/2013) [-]
well after 5 said they thought that when i was in high school i did a project on it and i dont remember exact numbers but when i used correct wording to get christians heated up about the topic, over 300 christians said those words. so not that many, but if 100% of them said that its good statistics.
User avatar #355 - thejerseyjenn (11/08/2013) [-]
Rightttt. You do realize that "correct wording to get them fired up" results in skewed results and thus is "bad statistics", right?
#356 - likeabossmuch (11/08/2013) [-]
it wasn't wording that would get normal people heated up though. just wording that get bad christians heated up.
User avatar #357 - thejerseyjenn (11/08/2013) [-]
Bad Christians. So not Christians as a whole. You're just admitting that a certain type of christian would get fired up over it. Maybe a bigot? Or an ultra-conservative? Seriously, think about what you're saying and exactly what you're trying to convey.
#358 - likeabossmuch (11/08/2013) [-]
ehh. whatever. im sticking with what i said, and i agree to it.
#344 - can we stop generalizing?  [+] (9 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Pope sells Mercedes, buys... 0
#346 - likeabossmuch (11/08/2013) [-]
every christian ive asked what they think of the pope has said those words. EVERY. ONE.
#359 - saturated (11/08/2013) [-]
I've never heard a christian talk bad about the new pope
#354 - kwylabear (11/08/2013) [-]
Guess you didn't ask me then.
User avatar #350 - thejerseyjenn (11/08/2013) [-]
How many? Because a sample of 10 to 20 really isn't representative of a whole.
#352 - likeabossmuch (11/08/2013) [-]
well after 5 said they thought that when i was in high school i did a project on it and i dont remember exact numbers but when i used correct wording to get christians heated up about the topic, over 300 christians said those words. so not that many, but if 100% of them said that its good statistics.
User avatar #355 - thejerseyjenn (11/08/2013) [-]
Rightttt. You do realize that "correct wording to get them fired up" results in skewed results and thus is "bad statistics", right?
#356 - likeabossmuch (11/08/2013) [-]
it wasn't wording that would get normal people heated up though. just wording that get bad christians heated up.
User avatar #357 - thejerseyjenn (11/08/2013) [-]
Bad Christians. So not Christians as a whole. You're just admitting that a certain type of christian would get fired up over it. Maybe a bigot? Or an ultra-conservative? Seriously, think about what you're saying and exactly what you're trying to convey.
#358 - likeabossmuch (11/08/2013) [-]
ehh. whatever. im sticking with what i said, and i agree to it.
#18 - Oh. I don't know why that doesn't make me as sad as I feel it … 11/06/2013 on think about it 0

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User avatar #19 - neppy (04/30/2015) [-]
can I lick you
User avatar #18 - guiguito (03/23/2013) [-]
yo
User avatar #17 - thejerseyjenn (12/03/2012) [-]
But kirbysilver I just wanted to see what comment 119 was about D:
User avatar #11 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
wai
User avatar #12 to #11 - thejerseyjenn (11/26/2012) [-]
the messages. they were just too much x.x
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm sorry

its only one every couple of days
User avatar #14 to #13 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
i don't go on here everyday so it piles up.
It piled up.
#15 to #14 - snakefire (11/27/2012) [-]
Doesnt bother me
User avatar #16 to #15 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
nothing personal though. I hate the messages I get from kim jong.
User avatar #9 to #8 - thejerseyjenn (11/09/2012) [-]
i am just full of wut. Is this your coming out as a furry? x)
User avatar #10 to #9 - dennisc (11/09/2012) [-]
Na, I found it and figured you would enjoy it.
#7 - John Cena (05/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 95** Dubs and you show tits
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#2 to #3 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because i have none
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#4 to #5 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
thing? what thing?
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#6 to #7 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because this is behind that mask
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