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#24 - what is it called?  [+] (16 new replies) 11/07/2012 on ps3 users 0
User avatar #27 - Icedangel (11/07/2012) [-]
Fff, I can't remember off the top of my head.

But you can ride dragons.

Something like the Island of Solthiem.
User avatar #34 - thejerseyjenn (11/07/2012) [-]
found it. it's called dragonborn. looks badass. thank god i play on xbox.
User avatar #37 - Icedangel (11/07/2012) [-]
Dragon riding is possibly the most epic thing to be added. I'm just worried how it'll effect my PC's performance and if I'll have to upgrade again. Already adding in a Quad core Prossesor and souped up graphics card, I don't wanna have to do it again to play Dragon born.
User avatar #50 - thejerseyjenn (11/07/2012) [-]
god i wish i was a pc gamer -__-
sometimes the game just freezes on the 5 minute long loading screens on my xbox and i have to restart my xbox. Not to mention.. you get mods!!! D:
#56 - Icedangel (11/07/2012) [-]
Mods are the shit.

You see this bitch over here? Modded race (sandmer) and armor (Deadric corset).

I have 49 types of dragons, dragon nests, wild horses, cows, dogs, and extra types of wolves. There are normal ratsized skeevers and spiders. They even have ages that effect what type of item they will drop. New types of armor and spells.

There are a million mods. And if you're so inclined the kinky/sexy mods are also plentiful. I've even seen mods where you can get pregnant and have babies. And get NPC women pregnant. It's so amazing.
User avatar #70 - thejerseyjenn (11/07/2012) [-]
GAHH. THE JEALOUSY IS EATING ME FROM THE INSIDE. THAT IS SEXY ARMOR. AND ALL THE OTHER I JUST CAN'T HANDLE UBGFQHEDANO;LHEWORNCLZ HNBDSXHGRCX HWS X.M,
ERROR 404 USER NOT FOUND.
User avatar #73 - Icedangel (11/08/2012) [-]
YEAH AND THAT ARMOR IS NOT THE SEXIEST THING I HAVE FOR HER. I FUCKING LOVE IT.

Never buy the elder scrolls games for non-PCs. The mods for these things are stunning and amazing.

Also, if I take her armor off she's fully naked. I CAN MAKE PORN OF HER.
User avatar #74 - thejerseyjenn (11/09/2012) [-]
YOU MEAN THERE ARE MODS.... FOR.... BODY....OMG. THAT'S IT, I'M BUYING A PC. AND SKYRIM. AND MODDING THE SHIT OUT OF IT UNTIL MY EXCITEDNESS GIVES ME A SEIZURE.
User avatar #75 - Icedangel (11/09/2012) [-]
YES THERE IS. WHEN I ROB MY NPCS THEY GET ALL NAKED.

So then I put them together in a fire pit and put booze around them so it looks like they died drunk. But only the lady NPCs get full naked... So far.

I take a lot of screen shots of all the insane shit I do. Fucking with the consol commands and shit. And soon I'll be adding more of my sandmer girl. Checking out some new mods. Because why can't bikinis have the same armor rating at Deadric armor?
User avatar #76 - thejerseyjenn (11/10/2012) [-]
THE WORLD IS YOUR PLAYGROUND AND YOU SHOULD EMBRACE THAT.
BECAUSE I CAN'T.
BECAUSE FUCK XBOX.
I WANT MONEY.
THEN IT WILL ALL GO TO A NICE GAMING PC. BUT IT WOULD REALLY BE MY ELDER SCROLLS PC.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
User avatar #77 - Icedangel (11/15/2012) [-]
YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT WALMART, THEY HAVE SOME SURPRISINGLY GOOD DESKTOPS FOR ABOUT 500 DOLLARS. IM HOPING TO UPGRADE SOON.

I KILLED MY HDD ON MY LAPTOP, THOUGH. I AM SADDENED BY ITS LOSS
User avatar #78 - thejerseyjenn (11/17/2012) [-]
ORLY? I SHALL ON BLACK FRIDAY.
User avatar #79 - Icedangel (11/21/2012) [-]
YOU SHOULD. ALSO CHECK OUT YOUR LOCAL PAWN SHOPS, I GOT A NEW DESKTOP THERE FOR ABOUT 300 BUCKS. HAD A TERABYTE OF MEMORY AND A QUAD CORE PROCESSOR.

A QUAD FUCKING CORE PROCESSOR. THE GUY WHO RAN THE SHOP HAD TO BE SEVENTY. FUCKYEAHOLDPEOPLE.
User avatar #80 - thejerseyjenn (11/21/2012) [-]
YEAH I JUST DID SOME ONLINE BROWSING AND FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A GOOD GAMING PC NEEDS TO HAVE. SOME KIND OF GRAPHIC CARD AND THINGIES. I'LL STICK TO MY BORING OLD XBOX FOR A WHILE.
i hate myself.
User avatar #81 - Icedangel (11/23/2012) [-]
ITS ACTUALLY NOT THAT HARD.

www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:System_Requirements Just look at this and compare.

Or. if you want, send me links to the things you're looking at and I'll tell you.
User avatar #82 - thejerseyjenn (11/24/2012) [-]
Well that's helpful.. but I just bought 5 xbox games yesterday so I think I'm good for a while. Maybe I'll get a PC in like.... 2 years or so. Until then I'll live in a hole called xbox live and ignore the epic mods and fun stuff like that.
#1160 - but instead of the light being in your mouth its in your ass. 11/07/2012 on In my ass... 0
#1137 - Egal Wo in my ass. 11/07/2012 on In my ass... 0
#91 - Polish: Sz cz rz czczszczszrz kurwa Aczszrzcz. 11/06/2012 on I wonder.. 0
#87 - exactly. 11/06/2012 on I wonder.. 0
#84 - french kind of sounds like everyone really needs to blow their… 11/06/2012 on I wonder.. 0
#83 - oh i was thinking poland. nevermind.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on I wonder.. +1
User avatar #86 - thechosentroll (11/06/2012) [-]
The other east.
User avatar #87 - thejerseyjenn (11/06/2012) [-]
exactly.
#146 - wow i want to move out of it, but i want to move to germany. … 11/06/2012 on Punchline 0
#134 - Anddd I reread that in a Scottish accent. And now I love you. …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Punchline 0
User avatar #138 - peggscott (11/06/2012) [-]
Haha thank you!!... Actually do want to move over to America to stay... But I need to get a proper visa... only have a shit seafarers visa
User avatar #146 - thejerseyjenn (11/06/2012) [-]
wow i want to move out of it, but i want to move to germany. I wish i could just give you my citizenship xD
#129 - well there's a lot of black people. and i try not to be racist…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Punchline 0
User avatar #132 - peggscott (11/06/2012) [-]
hmmm I did notice that... I think I just liked it though cos it made me feel like I sam Eminem in 8 mile... Also my Scottish accent seemed to automatically make people love me...
User avatar #134 - thejerseyjenn (11/06/2012) [-]
Anddd I reread that in a Scottish accent. And now I love you. Welcome to America.
User avatar #138 - peggscott (11/06/2012) [-]
Haha thank you!!... Actually do want to move over to America to stay... But I need to get a proper visa... only have a shit seafarers visa
User avatar #146 - thejerseyjenn (11/06/2012) [-]
wow i want to move out of it, but i want to move to germany. I wish i could just give you my citizenship xD
#100 - it was good to have something to laugh at after the sad dog post xD 11/06/2012 on 10 Dog Commandments +1
#27 - i'd rather take romney 11/06/2012 on When I get into the voting... -1
#72 - i... thats... wow o.o 11/06/2012 on the real problem is your fanny +2
#27 - yes, yes i did xD need*  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on dat ass 0
User avatar #28 - heartlessrobot (11/06/2012) [-]
Well, clearly you don't have ass hair.
#25 - o.o no.. mine does not shaving?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2012 on dat ass +1
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (11/06/2012) [-]
I think you accidentally your sentence.
User avatar #27 - thejerseyjenn (11/06/2012) [-]
yes, yes i did xD
need*
User avatar #28 - heartlessrobot (11/06/2012) [-]
Well, clearly you don't have ass hair.
#22 - then i have one question.. what are the dots?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/06/2012 on dat ass 0
User avatar #24 - heartlessrobot (11/06/2012) [-]
What, don't you shave your ass before a photo-op in your sister's panties?
User avatar #25 - thejerseyjenn (11/06/2012) [-]
o.o no.. mine does not shaving?
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (11/06/2012) [-]
I think you accidentally your sentence.
User avatar #27 - thejerseyjenn (11/06/2012) [-]
yes, yes i did xD
need*
User avatar #28 - heartlessrobot (11/06/2012) [-]
Well, clearly you don't have ass hair.
#37 - i feel like axel is just... off. too nice. you know? 11/06/2012 on Only one can remain. 0
#32 - but i feel like his buddy is the guy that was in for "tax…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Only one can remain. 0
#34 - fuckmyoldaccount (11/06/2012) [-]
Unless he goes for Beth, he doesn't have anyone to kill.

It seems they're taking an entirely different route with the prisoners. Axel(the white prisoner, I had it wrong) might just be too terrified to really do anything, like how Carl was in the first 2 seasons, but gets to stay because Oscar won't stay otherwise.
User avatar #37 - thejerseyjenn (11/06/2012) [-]
i feel like axel is just... off.
too nice. you know?
#821 - Nah she's gonna have it. But i bet she'll try to kill it. Or s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2012 on Sandy 0
User avatar #822 - thedudeistheman (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, you're probably right.
#819 - RIGHT?! I JUST WANT CARL TO ******* GET HIS LITTL…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Sandy 0
User avatar #820 - thedudeistheman (11/05/2012) [-]
I bet you $10 that Lori continues to freak out about zombie baby, then tries to abort the baby before it's due, fails, doesn't tell anyone until the end of season 3/season 4, but then tries to defend her decision, all while holding the baby.
User avatar #821 - thejerseyjenn (11/05/2012) [-]
Nah she's gonna have it. But i bet she'll try to kill it. Or she'll die. IDK.
User avatar #822 - thedudeistheman (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, you're probably right.
#817 - oh god you poor soul D: http://www.free-tv-video-online.m…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Sandy 0
User avatar #818 - thedudeistheman (11/05/2012) [-]
Many thanks. I'll watch it tomorrow. I'm on borrowed Internet, so I have to let the video sit and buffer. It shouldn't take too long, but it should take just long enough that I'd fall asleep while watching it. Thanks again though. I missed my crew too much.

Except for Carl, he can go rot in a prison cell. Not that he'd stay there or anything.
User avatar #819 - thejerseyjenn (11/05/2012) [-]
RIGHT?! I JUST WANT CARL TO FUCKING GET HIS LITTLE DICK BIT OFF BY A ZOMBIE. AND THEN I HOPE HE STEPS ON A RAZOR BLADE. AND DIES. AND THEN COMES BACK AS A ZOMBIE. AND EATS LORI.
User avatar #820 - thedudeistheman (11/05/2012) [-]
I bet you $10 that Lori continues to freak out about zombie baby, then tries to abort the baby before it's due, fails, doesn't tell anyone until the end of season 3/season 4, but then tries to defend her decision, all while holding the baby.
User avatar #821 - thejerseyjenn (11/05/2012) [-]
Nah she's gonna have it. But i bet she'll try to kill it. Or she'll die. IDK.
User avatar #822 - thedudeistheman (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, you're probably right.
#815 - meh it's only 1am. besides i missed the walking dead so i…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Sandy 0
User avatar #816 - thedudeistheman (11/05/2012) [-]
I've now missed last week's and this week's, and I can't watch either because I can't access my TV service.
User avatar #817 - thejerseyjenn (11/05/2012) [-]
oh god you poor soul D:
http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/player/nowvideo.php?id=45b1123ff87c2
User avatar #818 - thedudeistheman (11/05/2012) [-]
Many thanks. I'll watch it tomorrow. I'm on borrowed Internet, so I have to let the video sit and buffer. It shouldn't take too long, but it should take just long enough that I'd fall asleep while watching it. Thanks again though. I missed my crew too much.

Except for Carl, he can go rot in a prison cell. Not that he'd stay there or anything.
User avatar #819 - thejerseyjenn (11/05/2012) [-]
RIGHT?! I JUST WANT CARL TO FUCKING GET HIS LITTLE DICK BIT OFF BY A ZOMBIE. AND THEN I HOPE HE STEPS ON A RAZOR BLADE. AND DIES. AND THEN COMES BACK AS A ZOMBIE. AND EATS LORI.
User avatar #820 - thedudeistheman (11/05/2012) [-]
I bet you $10 that Lori continues to freak out about zombie baby, then tries to abort the baby before it's due, fails, doesn't tell anyone until the end of season 3/season 4, but then tries to defend her decision, all while holding the baby.
User avatar #821 - thejerseyjenn (11/05/2012) [-]
Nah she's gonna have it. But i bet she'll try to kill it. Or she'll die. IDK.
User avatar #822 - thedudeistheman (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, you're probably right.
#10 - please say spoiler next time -_- 11/05/2012 on Walking Dead +8
#813 - Now you're getting in the spirit! 11/05/2012 on Sandy 0
#2 - especially when your alarm clock is a baby monitor. 11/05/2012 on Monday +8
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User avatar #18 - guiguito (03/23/2013) [-]
yo
User avatar #17 - thejerseyjenn (12/03/2012) [-]
But kirbysilver I just wanted to see what comment 119 was about D:
User avatar #11 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
wai
User avatar #12 to #11 - thejerseyjenn (11/26/2012) [-]
the messages. they were just too much x.x
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm sorry

its only one every couple of days
User avatar #14 to #13 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
i don't go on here everyday so it piles up.
It piled up.
#15 to #14 - snakefire (11/27/2012) [-]
Doesnt bother me
User avatar #16 to #15 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
nothing personal though. I hate the messages I get from kim jong.
User avatar #9 to #8 - thejerseyjenn (11/09/2012) [-]
i am just full of wut. Is this your coming out as a furry? x)
User avatar #10 to #9 - dennisc (11/09/2012) [-]
Na, I found it and figured you would enjoy it.
#7 - anonymous (05/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 95** Dubs and you show tits
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#2 to #3 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because i have none
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#4 to #5 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
thing? what thing?
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#6 to #7 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because this is behind that mask
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