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#93 - And teen pregnancy is on the rise once again. So clearly, teen… 02/09/2014 on What a time to be alive 0
#92 - You're right, gonorrhea feels nice. Pregnancy? A dream come tr…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/09/2014 on What a time to be alive +2
#142 - carcassofgorguts (02/10/2014) [-]
STDs aren't guarantees and it's a pretty weird comparison as I've proven.
User avatar #101 - unicornmangina (02/09/2014) [-]
don't forget genital warts.ribbed for your pleasure
#98 - carcassofgorguts (02/09/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but you seemed to have missed the point. A phone is not comparable to a dick. Covering one with a case is not comparable to covering the other with a condom. It's like saying "You put a tarp on your car but not a condom on your dingaling!11" which makes little sense in comparison.

Do you understandddddd?!
#99 - thejerseyjenn (02/09/2014) [-]
It's not about the objects. It's about the effects. You cover your phone with a case so that it doesn't break and you can enjoy it. You wrap your dick so that your life doesn't get flip turned upside down with an std or worse, a kid.
It's that people care more about a possession which can be replaced than the consequences of unprotected sex. Jafeelme, man? Ja realllly feel me?
#100 - carcassofgorguts (02/09/2014) [-]
Birth control negates the kid, and STDs are far from a guarantee. Plus, the phone is an object that costs money so protecting an investment from breakage isn't really comparable to putting a condom on yo dick!

It's a very terrible comparison.
User avatar #116 - ragingbrony (02/09/2014) [-]
It's not a terrible comparison, you're just trying to get the wrong comparison out of it.
#141 - carcassofgorguts (02/10/2014) [-]
I'm sorry but it's the one it's driving towards, that kids are protecting phones and not their dicks.
#436 - swag king i think  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 16 0
User avatar #437 - lordxdanswich (02/09/2014) [-]
Really? Christ
#65 - I must have one. 01/19/2014 on Anon's trip to the woods +1
#12 - That's me with bands. Right now I'm having a fling with Scars … 01/19/2014 on Obsessions 0
#49 - Are bobcats good pets?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Anon's trip to the woods 0
User avatar #64 - mattdoggy (01/19/2014) [-]
not bad if you befriend them early
ours just kept coming up and stealing cat food when it was little and is just as friendly as a regular cat now
User avatar #65 - thejerseyjenn (01/19/2014) [-]
I must have one.
#529 - Let's not go as far as to say Russia and America are practical…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on Makes sence I guess +1
#553 - tyraxio (01/19/2014) [-]
America is in theory liberal, but is in practice 100% conservative, and that is not only not going to change in the next 20 years, that will not change in a long, long time.

Russia is more corrupt than America? I think not, it's just that American production is a lot more sophisticated. Look at lobbyism in America. It is the purest form of corruption there is. These are companies like McDonalds who give the politicians serious cash to lower health guidelines so that people are more likely to eat their shit food, and it goes even deeper than that, because you've got companies that lobby in to some really serious issues.

My point is not only on the fact that it seems contradictory for America to be as un-liberal as it is, it is of how Americans (and I am talking the vast majority of Americans here) seems to wave America around with a kind of nationalism (*cough* I meant patriotism - when it's America it's never nationalism) that roots in the fact that it is a free country.

How do you define a radical change? And how can you say that "it will change in time"? Are you implying that everything will change for the better? I do doubt it. That means, before the death of humankind, America will be a country with the best healthcare system in the world, where all animal farming is organic and free-range (if at all existing), a CO2 neutral country and many more? As far as my logical thinking goes, the previously mentioned will never be true of America, and if you hold that it most definately will, then you are blind and need to open your eyes.

The American Dream and concept of itself is dead. You've got your government trying to establish 100% monitoring, and you don't see it happening, but rather you go to the shop to buy an American flag and wave it around saying that America is the best and most free country in the world.
#525 - I agree with you, marriage shouldn't depend on gender. However…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Makes sence I guess 0
#526 - tyraxio (01/19/2014) [-]
I am not saying that all American individuals do not accept homosexuals, only that something is wrong with a country as a whole, when it is a debate rather than a question of a few ignorant idiots whose voices are not heard in the public debate. Especially, when the country in which this debate takes place, is a country known for it's reputation of being the free-est country in the world, and value liberty and personal freedom over anything, there is a huge problem.

And people think America is radically different from Russia... Not realising they are practically insync.
User avatar #529 - thejerseyjenn (01/19/2014) [-]
Let's not go as far as to say Russia and America are practically one in the same. America is not nearly as corrupt as Russia.

You may have noticed that America, politically, (just look at the federal government), is liberal. However, in practice it is conservative. The nation is really gridlocked with what it wants, this really isn't going to change for the next 20 years or so. Take a look at the republican party. There are two sides to it right now. The tea party side of almost fascist conservatives, then the more moderate side. That's causing problems for them but thankfully, pressure from their constituents is making gay marriage legalized in more and more states.
Just because a country was founded 300 years ago on a base of freedom, does not mean that all of its citizens now are willing to comply to that. This is a question of morality. Should it be? Probably not since no one is being harmed.

If you are gay, and live in America now, in a state where gay marriage is not legal, I'm very sorry that you can't enter into a marriage with your partner. However, this will change. Slowly, yes, but surely. That's how to US government was set up. To change with the times but to make that change slow. Remember, the last time a radical change happened it caused a civil war.
#553 - tyraxio (01/19/2014) [-]
America is in theory liberal, but is in practice 100% conservative, and that is not only not going to change in the next 20 years, that will not change in a long, long time.

Russia is more corrupt than America? I think not, it's just that American production is a lot more sophisticated. Look at lobbyism in America. It is the purest form of corruption there is. These are companies like McDonalds who give the politicians serious cash to lower health guidelines so that people are more likely to eat their shit food, and it goes even deeper than that, because you've got companies that lobby in to some really serious issues.

My point is not only on the fact that it seems contradictory for America to be as un-liberal as it is, it is of how Americans (and I am talking the vast majority of Americans here) seems to wave America around with a kind of nationalism (*cough* I meant patriotism - when it's America it's never nationalism) that roots in the fact that it is a free country.

How do you define a radical change? And how can you say that "it will change in time"? Are you implying that everything will change for the better? I do doubt it. That means, before the death of humankind, America will be a country with the best healthcare system in the world, where all animal farming is organic and free-range (if at all existing), a CO2 neutral country and many more? As far as my logical thinking goes, the previously mentioned will never be true of America, and if you hold that it most definately will, then you are blind and need to open your eyes.

The American Dream and concept of itself is dead. You've got your government trying to establish 100% monitoring, and you don't see it happening, but rather you go to the shop to buy an American flag and wave it around saying that America is the best and most free country in the world.
#517 - A civil union does not grant ALL of the privileges that a marr…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Makes sence I guess +1
#520 - tyraxio (01/19/2014) [-]
But it should be a marriage.

The fact that there is a difference (I don't know a lot about it, I'm not American - all I do know is that Americans are fucking weird for not accepting homosexuals legally in the 21st century) only makes it a lot worse. I don't see why I am not qualified to enter a legal relationship of equal standards to that of a heterosexual couple just because me and my partner has the same genitals. No, I cant reproduce sexually, but is that really everything marriage is about nowadays? Hell no. I am as entitled to be married as my neighbour is.
User avatar #525 - thejerseyjenn (01/19/2014) [-]
I agree with you, marriage shouldn't depend on gender. However, when you say Americans don't accept homosexuals you're not totally correct. Most Americans that live in cities and on the east and west coasts do. It's really the bible belt that's weird about it. America has a history of cultural division (civil war), because it's so big, it wasn't easy to keep the whole nation on the same page 150 years ago. That led to a division of culture and as some areas blossomed into the industrial revolution and accepted science and education, others stayed largely as farm areas. So, while now it's easier to keep people updated the damage has already been done.

I think what Bible thumpers don't realize is that churches won't be forced to give gay marriages. Everyone thinks that what they're doing is right, so there's no way to really change their minds. At this point we just need to wait until the baby boomer generation dies out.
#526 - tyraxio (01/19/2014) [-]
I am not saying that all American individuals do not accept homosexuals, only that something is wrong with a country as a whole, when it is a debate rather than a question of a few ignorant idiots whose voices are not heard in the public debate. Especially, when the country in which this debate takes place, is a country known for it's reputation of being the free-est country in the world, and value liberty and personal freedom over anything, there is a huge problem.

And people think America is radically different from Russia... Not realising they are practically insync.
User avatar #529 - thejerseyjenn (01/19/2014) [-]
Let's not go as far as to say Russia and America are practically one in the same. America is not nearly as corrupt as Russia.

You may have noticed that America, politically, (just look at the federal government), is liberal. However, in practice it is conservative. The nation is really gridlocked with what it wants, this really isn't going to change for the next 20 years or so. Take a look at the republican party. There are two sides to it right now. The tea party side of almost fascist conservatives, then the more moderate side. That's causing problems for them but thankfully, pressure from their constituents is making gay marriage legalized in more and more states.
Just because a country was founded 300 years ago on a base of freedom, does not mean that all of its citizens now are willing to comply to that. This is a question of morality. Should it be? Probably not since no one is being harmed.

If you are gay, and live in America now, in a state where gay marriage is not legal, I'm very sorry that you can't enter into a marriage with your partner. However, this will change. Slowly, yes, but surely. That's how to US government was set up. To change with the times but to make that change slow. Remember, the last time a radical change happened it caused a civil war.
#553 - tyraxio (01/19/2014) [-]
America is in theory liberal, but is in practice 100% conservative, and that is not only not going to change in the next 20 years, that will not change in a long, long time.

Russia is more corrupt than America? I think not, it's just that American production is a lot more sophisticated. Look at lobbyism in America. It is the purest form of corruption there is. These are companies like McDonalds who give the politicians serious cash to lower health guidelines so that people are more likely to eat their shit food, and it goes even deeper than that, because you've got companies that lobby in to some really serious issues.

My point is not only on the fact that it seems contradictory for America to be as un-liberal as it is, it is of how Americans (and I am talking the vast majority of Americans here) seems to wave America around with a kind of nationalism (*cough* I meant patriotism - when it's America it's never nationalism) that roots in the fact that it is a free country.

How do you define a radical change? And how can you say that "it will change in time"? Are you implying that everything will change for the better? I do doubt it. That means, before the death of humankind, America will be a country with the best healthcare system in the world, where all animal farming is organic and free-range (if at all existing), a CO2 neutral country and many more? As far as my logical thinking goes, the previously mentioned will never be true of America, and if you hold that it most definately will, then you are blind and need to open your eyes.

The American Dream and concept of itself is dead. You've got your government trying to establish 100% monitoring, and you don't see it happening, but rather you go to the shop to buy an American flag and wave it around saying that America is the best and most free country in the world.
#26 - Oh I love it, I wasn't saying that it's bad, just that I've on… 01/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#12 - jfc google needs to get it's **** together 01/17/2014 on heavy metal +1
#10 - i can but i'm too lazy to read it all and translate. The headl…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2014 on heavy metal 0
User avatar #11 - sillyb (01/17/2014) [-]
I love the google page translate edition, word for word I swear.

Police found a stolen bridge, but no one he has not spin


Stolen last week found Gdańsk bridge officers. Cut design elements were hidden in the commercial port of Gdansk.


Million worth 850,000 gold design has been stolen from the company, which it kept on behalf of the owner - a company of Warsaw. Weighing 360 tons, a length of nearly 200 hundred meters road-rail bridge was killed 10 days ago in quite tajemnicznych circumstances - says Danuta Wolk-Karaczewska , Gdansk police spokesman. A spokeswoman pointed out that such a large land bridge would have with the company, which kept it, to be transported by at least 15 trucks. Yesterday the police all the design elements found in the commercial port of Gdansk. All kawałaki were finely cut to a length of about 1 meter, only 5 elements preserved in its entirety. Gdansk police are investigating the explanation of the circumstances and perpetrators of theft.
User avatar #25 - garin (01/17/2014) [-]
Bridge was kill

no
User avatar #12 - thejerseyjenn (01/17/2014) [-]
jfc google needs to get it's shit together
#28 - yeahhhh that girl should also be treated as a mental case. … 01/17/2014 on description 0
#13 - That's because it's in Poland. I don't know another country th…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #25 - ludislavonac (01/17/2014) [-]
I actually like the way that the walls are painted, it looks inviting
User avatar #26 - thejerseyjenn (01/19/2014) [-]
Oh I love it, I wasn't saying that it's bad, just that I've only ever seen it done there.

I wish apartment buildings were painted like that in America because that would be pretty rad if I may say so myself.
#82 - Who would choose to be a jew?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on Generic Tumblr Post +1
User avatar #84 - secretdestroyers (01/17/2014) [-]
Well, personally, I've always been more curious than cautious....I'd want to be a minority just to see what it was like.
#593 - itsatrap.jpeg 01/17/2014 on To those FJers I was mean... 0
#63 - Yeah that really is a dick move that can seriously destabilize… 01/04/2014 on Shit +2
#210 - I don't have a job so when I say that to my friends believe me…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Stand up for yourself people 0
User avatar #250 - spankyy (01/05/2014) [-]
I didn't get a job till I was 18 even though I applied everywhere. Then, when I did, it was a job that literally anyone can sign on to do, and they just have to find clients through the company (they'll literally e-mail or call you whenever they have someone you can work with). Then I didn't get a job that required me to interview and be chosen until I was 20 (a few months ago) and now i'm a manager, and am well liked by the higher-ups in the company. Just keep at it, and when you get a job, try your hardest. Even if you're not quite measuring up, they like good work ethic, so you'll not be fired if you don't quite meet the standards at first, as long as you keep trying to get to that point.

tl;dr don't give up. You'll get a job eventually. When you do, show that you want it.
#225 - Ilubeitup (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah ask your friends to introduce you to their boss or to refer you.
#205 - Your company is legally obligated to give you minimum wage if … 01/04/2014 on Stand up for yourself people 0
#203 - why?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Stand up for yourself people +1
#206 - Ilubeitup (01/04/2014) [-]
Oh, because the people that say that have better jobs or wouldn't get a job in retail because it's "below" them.
User avatar #210 - thejerseyjenn (01/04/2014) [-]
I don't have a job so when I say that to my friends believe me I mean it. I'm currently trying to get a job and I've applied almost everywhere and no one wants me. I'm telling myself that it's because I'm a minor, but I'm sure I'm doing something else wrong.
User avatar #250 - spankyy (01/05/2014) [-]
I didn't get a job till I was 18 even though I applied everywhere. Then, when I did, it was a job that literally anyone can sign on to do, and they just have to find clients through the company (they'll literally e-mail or call you whenever they have someone you can work with). Then I didn't get a job that required me to interview and be chosen until I was 20 (a few months ago) and now i'm a manager, and am well liked by the higher-ups in the company. Just keep at it, and when you get a job, try your hardest. Even if you're not quite measuring up, they like good work ethic, so you'll not be fired if you don't quite meet the standards at first, as long as you keep trying to get to that point.

tl;dr don't give up. You'll get a job eventually. When you do, show that you want it.
#225 - Ilubeitup (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah ask your friends to introduce you to their boss or to refer you.
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#7 - no that's the obstacle.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2014 on Congrats Man +12
#8 - kevinipples (01/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - guiguito ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
yo
User avatar #17 - thejerseyjenn (12/03/2012) [-]
But kirbysilver I just wanted to see what comment 119 was about D:
User avatar #11 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
wai
User avatar #12 to #11 - thejerseyjenn (11/26/2012) [-]
the messages. they were just too much x.x
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm sorry

its only one every couple of days
User avatar #14 to #13 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
i don't go on here everyday so it piles up.
It piled up.
#15 to #14 - snakefire (11/27/2012) [-]
Doesnt bother me
User avatar #16 to #15 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
nothing personal though. I hate the messages I get from kim jong.
User avatar #9 to #8 - thejerseyjenn (11/09/2012) [-]
i am just full of wut. Is this your coming out as a furry? x)
User avatar #10 to #9 - dennisc (11/09/2012) [-]
Na, I found it and figured you would enjoy it.
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**anonymous rolls 95** Dubs and you show tits
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#2 to #3 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because i have none
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#4 to #5 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
thing? what thing?
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#6 to #7 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because this is behind that mask
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