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#68 - Sounds nice, I really want to be a flight attendant but it's p…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Emma Watson 0
User avatar #72 - trojandetected (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah its a shame really , they should do it by who is more able for the job i know people think all you do is serve drinks and crap but if the plane goes down keeping everyone calm is hard and a bit of paper saying you studied it should not dictate wether or not you could do it better.
User avatar #111 - thejerseyjenn (07/21/2013) [-]
Now they want someone with college on top of training. Like to be hired and receive training you need at least a 4 year degree in anything. I'm going to study German language and literature since I already speak English and Polish. Hopefully that will get me hired and into 6 weeks of training. For low income and crazy hours. It's really a job for people who love the work not for someone that wants to get by. Especially since I want to work on international flights. Maybe Lufthansa or LOT.
#66 - It actually only makes the signal between the pilots and hq a …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Emma Watson +5
User avatar #67 - trojandetected (07/19/2013) [-]
I know that i just dont like flying if that was the case chances are they would ban phones on planes , ironically my mum was a air hostess too she always brought me home the shit left on the seats like cool magazines or unclaimed psp games.
User avatar #68 - thejerseyjenn (07/19/2013) [-]
Sounds nice, I really want to be a flight attendant but it's pretty haard to get into. You need a college degree for everything these days.
User avatar #72 - trojandetected (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah its a shame really , they should do it by who is more able for the job i know people think all you do is serve drinks and crap but if the plane goes down keeping everyone calm is hard and a bit of paper saying you studied it should not dictate wether or not you could do it better.
User avatar #111 - thejerseyjenn (07/21/2013) [-]
Now they want someone with college on top of training. Like to be hired and receive training you need at least a 4 year degree in anything. I'm going to study German language and literature since I already speak English and Polish. Hopefully that will get me hired and into 6 weeks of training. For low income and crazy hours. It's really a job for people who love the work not for someone that wants to get by. Especially since I want to work on international flights. Maybe Lufthansa or LOT.
#39 - The closest Burger King is in the middle of ***********…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on just ew 0
User avatar #40 - nyangiraffe (07/19/2013) [-]
Maybe
#37 - New jersey it's more expensive i guess. I got my mom a whopper…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2013 on just ew 0
User avatar #38 - nyangiraffe (07/19/2013) [-]
It might be your area, but in my area it actually just started getting better
User avatar #39 - thejerseyjenn (07/19/2013) [-]
The closest Burger King is in the middle of niggerville so that might have something to do with it.
User avatar #40 - nyangiraffe (07/19/2013) [-]
Maybe
#35 - Where do you live? Here a whopper meal is like 7 bucks.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2013 on just ew 0
User avatar #36 - nyangiraffe (07/19/2013) [-]
Ohio. Whopper meal is around $5-$6
User avatar #37 - thejerseyjenn (07/19/2013) [-]
New jersey it's more expensive i guess. I got my mom a whopper for $4.49. I mean, I think that's a bit much don't you? Especially for pretty shitty food. It's not as good as it used to be.
User avatar #38 - nyangiraffe (07/19/2013) [-]
It might be your area, but in my area it actually just started getting better
User avatar #39 - thejerseyjenn (07/19/2013) [-]
The closest Burger King is in the middle of niggerville so that might have something to do with it.
User avatar #40 - nyangiraffe (07/19/2013) [-]
Maybe
#29 - fast food isn't even cheap anymore  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2013 on just ew 0
User avatar #34 - nyangiraffe (07/19/2013) [-]
3 dollars for 3 double cheeseburgers. I don't see how that is not cheap
User avatar #35 - thejerseyjenn (07/19/2013) [-]
Where do you live? Here a whopper meal is like 7 bucks.
User avatar #36 - nyangiraffe (07/19/2013) [-]
Ohio. Whopper meal is around $5-$6
User avatar #37 - thejerseyjenn (07/19/2013) [-]
New jersey it's more expensive i guess. I got my mom a whopper for $4.49. I mean, I think that's a bit much don't you? Especially for pretty shitty food. It's not as good as it used to be.
User avatar #38 - nyangiraffe (07/19/2013) [-]
It might be your area, but in my area it actually just started getting better
User avatar #39 - thejerseyjenn (07/19/2013) [-]
The closest Burger King is in the middle of niggerville so that might have something to do with it.
User avatar #40 - nyangiraffe (07/19/2013) [-]
Maybe
#28 - The burgers do, the fries don't. 07/19/2013 on just ew 0
#84 - Humiliation.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on /b/ at its finest +1
User avatar #127 - fukkendragonite (07/19/2013) [-]
You did this to him. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CONFRONT HIM ABOUT HIS REFRIGERATOR?
#13 - Oh doesn't someone have there nose right up DJ 4DM1N's ass.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on South Korea is Best Korea... 0
#16 - soule has deleted their comment.
#601 - Makes sense. I also read somewhere that women are likely to ge… 07/19/2013 on Not all women are bad. This... 0
#27 - alright cool. Neptune it is.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on LOL, History 0
#138 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
You are all wrong. Caligula was fucking mad but he never declared war on Neptune or any other god, it's a joke from the 1934 play "I, Claudius".
#24 - so technically everyone's right?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2013 on LOL, History 0
User avatar #25 - blargchikahonkhonk (07/18/2013) [-]
no because saying he declared war on posiden is wrong because he didnt believe in posiden i said that neptune is the effectivly roman name for posiden but only effectivly the romans didnt believe in posiden they worshiped neptune. even though the 2 where the same in everyway except the name (they where even identical in art) they where conidered by the romans differant. to the romans posiden was a silly myth the greaks made up whilst neptune was real (being the crazy bastards they where). worshipping posiden woulc also be punishable as it was considered as worshiping a false god ( in the same way christians where killed in rome for practicing christianity). if caligula had declared that he believed in posiden he would have been asssasinated sooner ( he was assasinated in the end after many failed attempts throughout his ruleing)
User avatar #108 - nymikemet (07/19/2013) [-]
Actually, Yes. Poseidon is the Greek god of the sea and the Romans "Romanized" it into Neptune. They made no changes to Neptune's background so its pretty much the same God
User avatar #27 - thejerseyjenn (07/18/2013) [-]
alright cool.
Neptune it is.
#138 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
You are all wrong. Caligula was fucking mad but he never declared war on Neptune or any other god, it's a joke from the 1934 play "I, Claudius".
#5 - No, we still have this like... protective phlegm? over us from… 07/18/2013 on Much more tasteful than... 0
#17 - Maybe on the back of the fridge, but the fridge doors are gene…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2013 on /b/ at its finest +1
User avatar #83 - theawesomeguy (07/19/2013) [-]
why did he delete his account
User avatar #84 - thejerseyjenn (07/19/2013) [-]
Humiliation.
User avatar #127 - fukkendragonite (07/19/2013) [-]
You did this to him. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CONFRONT HIM ABOUT HIS REFRIGERATOR?
#22 - He declared war on the greek god. He wasn't exactly the …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2013 on LOL, History 0
User avatar #23 - blargchikahonkhonk (07/18/2013) [-]
no he declared war on neptune
the roman and greek gods are the same as the romans took the greek gods and renamed then so neptune is the effectivly roman name for posiden

www.omg-facts.com/History/Roman-Emperor-Caligula-Was-So-Crazy-He-T/1514

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligula
Western expansion[edit]
In AD 40, Caligula expanded the Roman Empire into Mauretania and made a significant attempt at expanding into Britannia – even challenging Neptune in his campaign. The conquest of Britannia was fully realized by his successors.
(the line i mean unless u want to search through)

grahams-random-ramblings.blogspot.co.uk/2009/07/which-roman-emperor-made-his-horse.html

(ps linking sights on the internet is completly useless unless those sights have some form of credibility and proper sourcing. I could go on for hours find these sites and acheive nothing none of the sights in this thread have any credability except maby wikipedia and that sites credibility is dubious at best)
User avatar #24 - thejerseyjenn (07/18/2013) [-]
so technically everyone's right?
User avatar #25 - blargchikahonkhonk (07/18/2013) [-]
no because saying he declared war on posiden is wrong because he didnt believe in posiden i said that neptune is the effectivly roman name for posiden but only effectivly the romans didnt believe in posiden they worshiped neptune. even though the 2 where the same in everyway except the name (they where even identical in art) they where conidered by the romans differant. to the romans posiden was a silly myth the greaks made up whilst neptune was real (being the crazy bastards they where). worshipping posiden woulc also be punishable as it was considered as worshiping a false god ( in the same way christians where killed in rome for practicing christianity). if caligula had declared that he believed in posiden he would have been asssasinated sooner ( he was assasinated in the end after many failed attempts throughout his ruleing)
User avatar #108 - nymikemet (07/19/2013) [-]
Actually, Yes. Poseidon is the Greek god of the sea and the Romans "Romanized" it into Neptune. They made no changes to Neptune's background so its pretty much the same God
User avatar #27 - thejerseyjenn (07/18/2013) [-]
alright cool.
Neptune it is.
#138 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
You are all wrong. Caligula was fucking mad but he never declared war on Neptune or any other god, it's a joke from the 1934 play "I, Claudius".
#13 - you probably need to invest in a new fridge  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2013 on /b/ at its finest -1
#15 - sabat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #17 - thejerseyjenn (07/18/2013) [-]
Maybe on the back of the fridge, but the fridge doors are generally pretty cool to the touch.
User avatar #83 - theawesomeguy (07/19/2013) [-]
why did he delete his account
User avatar #84 - thejerseyjenn (07/19/2013) [-]
Humiliation.
User avatar #127 - fukkendragonite (07/19/2013) [-]
You did this to him. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CONFRONT HIM ABOUT HIS REFRIGERATOR?
#15 - No pretty sure it was Poseidon.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/18/2013 on LOL, History 0
User avatar #19 - killerliquid (07/18/2013) [-]
If he believed in Roman myth, then it would be Neptune.
User avatar #23 - blargchikahonkhonk (07/18/2013) [-]
no he declared war on neptune
the roman and greek gods are the same as the romans took the greek gods and renamed then so neptune is the effectivly roman name for posiden

www.omg-facts.com/History/Roman-Emperor-Caligula-Was-So-Crazy-He-T/1514

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligula
Western expansion[edit]
In AD 40, Caligula expanded the Roman Empire into Mauretania and made a significant attempt at expanding into Britannia – even challenging Neptune in his campaign. The conquest of Britannia was fully realized by his successors.
(the line i mean unless u want to search through)

grahams-random-ramblings.blogspot.co.uk/2009/07/which-roman-emperor-made-his-horse.html

(ps linking sights on the internet is completly useless unless those sights have some form of credibility and proper sourcing. I could go on for hours find these sites and acheive nothing none of the sights in this thread have any credability except maby wikipedia and that sites credibility is dubious at best)
User avatar #24 - thejerseyjenn (07/18/2013) [-]
so technically everyone's right?
User avatar #25 - blargchikahonkhonk (07/18/2013) [-]
no because saying he declared war on posiden is wrong because he didnt believe in posiden i said that neptune is the effectivly roman name for posiden but only effectivly the romans didnt believe in posiden they worshiped neptune. even though the 2 where the same in everyway except the name (they where even identical in art) they where conidered by the romans differant. to the romans posiden was a silly myth the greaks made up whilst neptune was real (being the crazy bastards they where). worshipping posiden woulc also be punishable as it was considered as worshiping a false god ( in the same way christians where killed in rome for practicing christianity). if caligula had declared that he believed in posiden he would have been asssasinated sooner ( he was assasinated in the end after many failed attempts throughout his ruleing)
User avatar #108 - nymikemet (07/19/2013) [-]
Actually, Yes. Poseidon is the Greek god of the sea and the Romans "Romanized" it into Neptune. They made no changes to Neptune's background so its pretty much the same God
User avatar #27 - thejerseyjenn (07/18/2013) [-]
alright cool.
Neptune it is.
#138 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
You are all wrong. Caligula was fucking mad but he never declared war on Neptune or any other god, it's a joke from the 1934 play "I, Claudius".
#229 - Although I agree with "you" on most things there are…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Not all women are bad. This... +3
#420 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
Most people don't understand that the equal pay isn't actually as big as people think. To put it into perspective, if a male person works at a company for two years, he will obviously get paid more for the same position. The women who complain about the imbalance of pay usually join onto the company wondering why their male co-worker makes more. They generally will pin it onto the gender instead of the fact he has been there for two years more than her which he should obviously be getting paid more.
User avatar #601 - thejerseyjenn (07/19/2013) [-]
Makes sense. I also read somewhere that women are likely to get paid less because they don't negotiate their salary as much as men do. So it makes good sense as to why its lower and I'm not surprised that feminazis immediately jump on it being because of gender.
My point though, was that equal pay should not be based on personal life such as dating.
#254 - roykynz (07/18/2013) [-]
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#20 - Right instead she could have picked up the baby bear and gotte… 07/18/2013 on Bear rescue +3
#39 - Rammstein!! <3 These ******* are crazy and…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Stage rafting +8
#40 - misterobotunicorn (07/18/2013) [-]
#4103193 - thank you so much  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4103221 - dastuke (07/18/2013) [-]
No prob
#4102982 - i have a bucket of coal 07/18/2013 on Play items 0
#4102955 - i don't think i have demon ore sorry.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4102963 - arnoldnorris (07/18/2013) [-]
coal?
User avatar #4102982 - thejerseyjenn (07/18/2013) [-]
i have a bucket of coal
#4102949 - hilarious. 07/18/2013 on Play items 0
#4102926 - cool what do you want for him?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4102927 - dastuke (07/18/2013) [-]
two hitlers
#4103193 - thejerseyjenn (07/18/2013) [-]
thank you so much
User avatar #4103221 - dastuke (07/18/2013) [-]
No prob
User avatar #4102949 - thejerseyjenn (07/18/2013) [-]
hilarious.
User avatar #4102933 - wethepixel (07/18/2013) [-]
Just give him it. :L
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User avatar #18 - guiguito (03/23/2013) [-]
yo
User avatar #17 - thejerseyjenn (12/03/2012) [-]
But kirbysilver I just wanted to see what comment 119 was about D:
User avatar #11 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
wai
User avatar #12 to #11 - thejerseyjenn (11/26/2012) [-]
the messages. they were just too much x.x
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm sorry

its only one every couple of days
User avatar #14 to #13 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
i don't go on here everyday so it piles up.
It piled up.
#15 to #14 - snakefire (11/27/2012) [-]
Doesnt bother me
User avatar #16 to #15 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
nothing personal though. I hate the messages I get from kim jong.
User avatar #9 to #8 - thejerseyjenn (11/09/2012) [-]
i am just full of wut. Is this your coming out as a furry? x)
User avatar #10 to #9 - dennisc (11/09/2012) [-]
Na, I found it and figured you would enjoy it.
#7 - anon (05/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 95** Dubs and you show tits
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#2 to #3 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because i have none
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#4 to #5 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
thing? what thing?
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#6 to #7 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because this is behind that mask
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