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Date Signed Up:10/30/2011
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#133 - Yes. Yes I do. thank you spongebob. 09/13/2013 on It's like a puzzle. 0
#16 - good one lol 09/11/2013 on Beyonce -1
#127 - I'm pretty sure it's not, but since I can't tell exactly how b… 09/11/2013 on It's like a puzzle. 0
#124 - So if you reread the entire first sentence, I stated that a ro…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2013 on It's like a puzzle. 0
User avatar #126 - FUUUU (09/11/2013) [-]
How can you tell by such a small piece like that that it's not a rodent jaw?
User avatar #127 - thejerseyjenn (09/11/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's not, but since I can't tell exactly how big it is, it very well could be now that I think about it.
#119 - You realize that rodent skulls are very similar in structure, right?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2013 on It's like a puzzle. 0
User avatar #120 - FUUUU (09/11/2013) [-]
Yes. I do.
User avatar #124 - thejerseyjenn (09/11/2013) [-]
So if you reread the entire first sentence, I stated that a rodent's jaw doesn't look like that. I just said mouse because that's what it's suspected to be.
User avatar #126 - FUUUU (09/11/2013) [-]
How can you tell by such a small piece like that that it's not a rodent jaw?
User avatar #127 - thejerseyjenn (09/11/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's not, but since I can't tell exactly how big it is, it very well could be now that I think about it.
#118 - I've taken apart owl pellets before, so I can identify variou…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2013 on It's like a puzzle. -1
#130 - defeats (09/11/2013) [-]
That could easily be a fragment of this, which is a mouse jaw.
Do you see it now Mr Crabs?
User avatar #133 - thejerseyjenn (09/13/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes I do. thank you spongebob.
#44 - That's not what a rodent's jaw looks like... not to mention a …  [+] (12 new replies) 09/10/2013 on It's like a puzzle. +1
User avatar #100 - defeats (09/10/2013) [-]
That is exactly what a piece of a mouse jaw would look like...
And mouse bones aren't that fragile, not to mention, when eating müsli you aren't chewing with full force.
User avatar #118 - thejerseyjenn (09/11/2013) [-]
I've taken apart owl pellets before, so I can identify variously rodent skulls. They are all similar in structure and the mouse skull was very fragile. That's not a mouse skull, although you're probably right about the chewing.
#130 - defeats (09/11/2013) [-]
That could easily be a fragment of this, which is a mouse jaw.
Do you see it now Mr Crabs?
User avatar #133 - thejerseyjenn (09/13/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes I do. thank you spongebob.
User avatar #73 - FUUUU (09/10/2013) [-]
You realize that mice are not the only rodents, right?
User avatar #119 - thejerseyjenn (09/11/2013) [-]
You realize that rodent skulls are very similar in structure, right?
User avatar #120 - FUUUU (09/11/2013) [-]
Yes. I do.
User avatar #124 - thejerseyjenn (09/11/2013) [-]
So if you reread the entire first sentence, I stated that a rodent's jaw doesn't look like that. I just said mouse because that's what it's suspected to be.
User avatar #126 - FUUUU (09/11/2013) [-]
How can you tell by such a small piece like that that it's not a rodent jaw?
User avatar #127 - thejerseyjenn (09/11/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's not, but since I can't tell exactly how big it is, it very well could be now that I think about it.
User avatar #85 - sonicthefast (09/10/2013) [-]
It said "Most likely from a mouse."

Read.
User avatar #103 - FUUUU (09/10/2013) [-]
"Most likely"=/="definitely"
#67 - this bat flew into my mom's jeep crate thing. It fried. 09/10/2013 on Bats 0
#42 - I could believe that. I would never trust a guy to just pull o…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Christ's second cummin. +3
User avatar #43 - bladebites (09/07/2013) [-]
Definitely agree with that.
User avatar #50 - emokoneko (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I see you covered that second part. I misread. x.x I'm very sleep deprived.
User avatar #85 - bladebites (09/07/2013) [-]
Happens to the best of us.
User avatar #49 - emokoneko (09/07/2013) [-]
Actually, in some cases, precum can have sperm in it. Considering that condoms prevent even precum from going inside the vagina, I'd saying they're a safer bet than condoms.

Also, pulling out can be screwed up just by a single drop coming out sooner than expected or by getting lost in the heat of the moment, which is pretty easy to do sometimes. I know many OB-GYN's and health departments will not recommend it as the main method of birth control.
#34 - If he's not wearing a condom and just pulling out, pregnancy m…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Christ's second cummin. 0
User avatar #39 - bladebites (09/07/2013) [-]
Meh, I'm a virgin, but I've been taught by one of my professors that if you actually look at the statistics, pulling out (when done correctly, as in actually pulling out) has roughly the same success rate as condoms when they're used correctly.
The problem is that condoms are easy to use, but pulling out takes legitimate self control, and if you mess it up, which is ridiculously easy, then you're fucked.
User avatar #42 - thejerseyjenn (09/07/2013) [-]
I could believe that. I would never trust a guy to just pull out. If he won't bang with a condom on he's probably not the kind of guy I want to be around anyway.
User avatar #43 - bladebites (09/07/2013) [-]
Definitely agree with that.
User avatar #50 - emokoneko (09/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I see you covered that second part. I misread. x.x I'm very sleep deprived.
User avatar #85 - bladebites (09/07/2013) [-]
Happens to the best of us.
User avatar #49 - emokoneko (09/07/2013) [-]
Actually, in some cases, precum can have sperm in it. Considering that condoms prevent even precum from going inside the vagina, I'd saying they're a safer bet than condoms.

Also, pulling out can be screwed up just by a single drop coming out sooner than expected or by getting lost in the heat of the moment, which is pretty easy to do sometimes. I know many OB-GYN's and health departments will not recommend it as the main method of birth control.
#137 - what if you dive first  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Morbid thought of the day 0
User avatar #138 - iLime (09/07/2013) [-]
I assume that the instructor will stay very close to you so that if you make a mistake he is there to fix it. He probably also has more knowledge about free falling then them.
#48 - I love American Dad still, but Family Guy is just annoying now… 08/13/2013 on I found a rock I like 0
#154 - same 08/13/2013 on Clever +2
#148 - Picture 08/13/2013 on bottle bear +1
#130 - Well I mean... the scorpion is gonna drown anyway.. since it c…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on A Frog And A Scorpion 0
User avatar #131 - doodogger (08/12/2013) [-]
No. I'd drag him down on purpose and give him my wrath.
#79 - Well hey, everyone's complaining about over population right?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Good Guy Mosquito 0
#87 - cabbagemayhem (08/12/2013) [-]
Heh. Yeah, but I hate mosquitoes more. Overpopulation isn't even a real problem, and even if it was, I'd still xenocide those bloodsuckers first, and kill all stupid people second.
#110 - I have a little too much fun in the torture room though.. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on FUS-RO- DAMMIT 0
User avatar #112 - thegrimgenius (08/11/2013) [-]
I use the listener quest so I can get free grand souls using mace of molag bal and the black star.
#107 - I much prefer playing as a werewolf. 08/11/2013 on FUS-RO- DAMMIT 0
#106 - i hate being the listener. I avoid that mummy bitch like the p…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2013 on FUS-RO- DAMMIT 0
User avatar #108 - adu (08/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, I genuinely stop doing Dark Brotherhood quests once I reach that point. Wish being Listener had more props. It would be nice if you could just show up, listen to the bitch for a minute, pass the word to some lackey trying to climb his way up the ladder, take your pay in coins, slaves and blood and then leave.
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User avatar #110 - thejerseyjenn (08/11/2013) [-]
I have a little too much fun in the torture room though..
I won't let them die. I just keep healing them. I think only 1 of them regains health automatically.
Not to mention there is no end to the Listener quests.
User avatar #112 - thegrimgenius (08/11/2013) [-]
I use the listener quest so I can get free grand souls using mace of molag bal and the black star.
#150 - 1. Cleveland Show 08/08/2013 on How is that even possible? +4
#128 - Did you know?: The government shreds thousands, probably milli… 08/08/2013 on Lincoln 0
#328 - "But if we wait four months -- how can we be assured of … 08/02/2013 on Sex life 0
#91 - The worst is when you're at a red light on a no turn on red in…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on Tumblin' Tumblr +1
User avatar #104 - slipandbleed (08/02/2013) [-]
I hate when you pull up to a red, and you can make a right turn, so your looking for an opportunity, and the guy behind you starts honking. Like, excuse me, have you ever thought that I SEE SOMETHING YOU DON'T FROM YOUR POSITION?
#412 - Poland's education system actually isn't that bad. You just ge… 08/02/2013 on Finnish School +1
#287 - I always pour the milk in first. Then cereal. If I'm still hun… 08/02/2013 on Cereal -1
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User avatar #18 - guiguito ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
yo
User avatar #17 - thejerseyjenn (12/03/2012) [-]
But kirbysilver I just wanted to see what comment 119 was about D:
User avatar #11 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
wai
User avatar #12 to #11 - thejerseyjenn (11/26/2012) [-]
the messages. they were just too much x.x
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm sorry

its only one every couple of days
User avatar #14 to #13 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
i don't go on here everyday so it piles up.
It piled up.
#15 to #14 - snakefire (11/27/2012) [-]
Doesnt bother me
User avatar #16 to #15 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
nothing personal though. I hate the messages I get from kim jong.
User avatar #9 to #8 - thejerseyjenn (11/09/2012) [-]
i am just full of wut. Is this your coming out as a furry? x)
User avatar #10 to #9 - dennisc (11/09/2012) [-]
Na, I found it and figured you would enjoy it.
#7 - anonymous (05/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 95** Dubs and you show tits
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#2 to #3 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because i have none
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#4 to #5 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
thing? what thing?
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#6 to #7 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because this is behind that mask
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