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Date Signed Up:10/30/2011
Last Login:11/22/2014
Location:America
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#50 - A similar strategy didn't work out quite as well for the Polish.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Badass. +1
#57 - manlymcbeard (09/30/2013) [-]
Because they had nothing but swords and sandals
User avatar #58 - thejerseyjenn (09/30/2013) [-]
Hey-- they also had horses.
#59 - manlymcbeard (09/30/2013) [-]
Swords, sandals and plenty of meat to eat.
#19 - Better late than pregnant is from the golden girls 09/29/2013 on Ohhh kids. +11
#1 - Sounds like the whole story behind MacBeth  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2013 on Tumor 0
User avatar #2 - hhanako (09/29/2013) [-]
bastard you beat me to it
#5 - I slept over a friend's house when I was little and peed on the bed/: 09/29/2013 on DAMNIT, CARLOS! 0
#8 - Looking at the tags... how the **** is that feminism?  [+] (9 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Painting nails +11
User avatar #11 - christheace (09/26/2013) [-]
cause feminists believe that you have to act like the opposite gender (If you're male) so you are equal to others, or some shit
#34 - icecreamonnips (09/27/2013) [-]
you could not be anymore wrong
User avatar #47 - christheace (09/27/2013) [-]
I've never really been one to keep up with the feminist movement, only the odd post I skim through on fj so there's that.
User avatar #161 - rieskimo (09/27/2013) [-]
This is not the website to get ANY information on feminism.

That's like going to a klan rally to learn about early African tribal sociology.
#49 - icecreamonnips (09/27/2013) [-]
>tries to make an opinion about feminism
>Only prior knowledge is FJ
User avatar #10 - coolchalkyxxx (09/26/2013) [-]
Obviously if feminists had their way we'd all be wearing nail polish!!!!!!

I feel that I may have to explain this is definitely a joke.
#12 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2013) [-]
Only if I get to dress like a girl.
User avatar #13 - coolchalkyxxx (09/26/2013) [-]
Only if you look like that.



All of my homo
User avatar #14 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2013) [-]
I wish I did. I've been told that with enough weight loss and make-up, I'd be passable.
#47 - then you are just agnostic. 09/26/2013 on Atheism vs Theism 0
#45 - It was going to be a one season show. They changed that due to… 09/26/2013 on Am I the only one?... 0
#212 - Or as Dr. House put it, 4's marry 4's, 7's marry 7's. 09/25/2013 on Once you go black... +1
#91 - Well.... I have been known to be REALLYYYYY bad at traffic lig… 09/25/2013 on title +1
#75 - I never tailgate. That's mostly because I really don't want to…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2013 on title 0
User avatar #89 - commontroll (09/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, it makes sense. Everybody has their methods and their reasons, I'm glad you drive safely though.
User avatar #91 - thejerseyjenn (09/25/2013) [-]
Well.... I have been known to be REALLYYYYY bad at traffic lights. Right of way is confusing sometimes to me. Well no it's not. But I have no other excuse for my actions.
#73 - Yeah, I just want them to pass me so that they won't hit me by…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2013 on title 0
User avatar #74 - commontroll (09/17/2013) [-]
Ah. Yeah, I'll tailgate occasionally, but I try to avoid it. I prefer to at the very least keep a half a car length between my car and theirs. Enough to brake, but not enough for somebody to cut me off.
User avatar #75 - thejerseyjenn (09/17/2013) [-]
I never tailgate. That's mostly because I really don't want to risk crashing my car. I share it with someone and if it has to go to the shop I'm SOL for however long.
User avatar #89 - commontroll (09/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, it makes sense. Everybody has their methods and their reasons, I'm glad you drive safely though.
User avatar #91 - thejerseyjenn (09/25/2013) [-]
Well.... I have been known to be REALLYYYYY bad at traffic lights. Right of way is confusing sometimes to me. Well no it's not. But I have no other excuse for my actions.
#71 - It's a little nerve racking, as long as you're driving the spe…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2013 on title 0
User avatar #72 - commontroll (09/17/2013) [-]
I agree. However, you should still move aside if possible. Now, if they have plenty of room to maneuver and just tailgate until people move aside, that's when I don't move.
User avatar #73 - thejerseyjenn (09/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, I just want them to pass me so that they won't hit me by accident. I know this one douche bag that will tailgate everyone if they aren't going over the speed limit. His car is really loud and douchey. He's that kind of guy that loves his car more than his girlfriend.
User avatar #74 - commontroll (09/17/2013) [-]
Ah. Yeah, I'll tailgate occasionally, but I try to avoid it. I prefer to at the very least keep a half a car length between my car and theirs. Enough to brake, but not enough for somebody to cut me off.
User avatar #75 - thejerseyjenn (09/17/2013) [-]
I never tailgate. That's mostly because I really don't want to risk crashing my car. I share it with someone and if it has to go to the shop I'm SOL for however long.
User avatar #89 - commontroll (09/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, it makes sense. Everybody has their methods and their reasons, I'm glad you drive safely though.
User avatar #91 - thejerseyjenn (09/25/2013) [-]
Well.... I have been known to be REALLYYYYY bad at traffic lights. Right of way is confusing sometimes to me. Well no it's not. But I have no other excuse for my actions.
#62 - Tailgating is dangerous too. Does the guy really have to be on…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/17/2013 on title 0
User avatar #70 - commontroll (09/17/2013) [-]
It's a way of requesting that they move without honking at them. Communication on the freeway is a bit difficult, so we do what we can with what we have.
User avatar #71 - thejerseyjenn (09/17/2013) [-]
It's a little nerve racking, as long as you're driving the speed limit you shouldn't have to be tailgated.
User avatar #72 - commontroll (09/17/2013) [-]
I agree. However, you should still move aside if possible. Now, if they have plenty of room to maneuver and just tailgate until people move aside, that's when I don't move.
User avatar #73 - thejerseyjenn (09/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, I just want them to pass me so that they won't hit me by accident. I know this one douche bag that will tailgate everyone if they aren't going over the speed limit. His car is really loud and douchey. He's that kind of guy that loves his car more than his girlfriend.
User avatar #74 - commontroll (09/17/2013) [-]
Ah. Yeah, I'll tailgate occasionally, but I try to avoid it. I prefer to at the very least keep a half a car length between my car and theirs. Enough to brake, but not enough for somebody to cut me off.
User avatar #75 - thejerseyjenn (09/17/2013) [-]
I never tailgate. That's mostly because I really don't want to risk crashing my car. I share it with someone and if it has to go to the shop I'm SOL for however long.
User avatar #89 - commontroll (09/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, it makes sense. Everybody has their methods and their reasons, I'm glad you drive safely though.
User avatar #91 - thejerseyjenn (09/25/2013) [-]
Well.... I have been known to be REALLYYYYY bad at traffic lights. Right of way is confusing sometimes to me. Well no it's not. But I have no other excuse for my actions.
#695 - Sly Cooper? **** yes I'm pressing that button. 09/17/2013 on And this is bad thing... +1
#144 - I beg to differ. 09/17/2013 on Manners 0
#10 - Ever been kicked so hard that your turban fell off? 09/16/2013 on Nope Tre +1
#38 - I did not realize that was a joke, sorry! 09/16/2013 on Fun with blood 0
#32 - you're kidding right?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Fun with blood +1
User avatar #37 - houseofscarlet (09/16/2013) [-]
what? i can't make a joke on funnyjunk?
User avatar #38 - thejerseyjenn (09/16/2013) [-]
I did not realize that was a joke, sorry!
#34 - that's probably why 09/16/2013 on Good Goyim +4
#142 - Thats an old way of saying it. Back when it wasn't independent…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Manners 0
User avatar #143 - ishalltroll (09/16/2013) [-]
Not even the Ukrainians. Like 2/3 of them are super pro-russia and soviet union. The rest is the youth.
User avatar #144 - thejerseyjenn (09/17/2013) [-]
I beg to differ.
#18 - Not unless you inhale? 09/14/2013 on Got to get a new dentist +2
#33 - He probably only works weekend or something. 09/14/2013 on Facebook Encounter's Pt. 1 0
#84 - it's not "the Ukraine" it's just Ukraine.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Manners 0
User avatar #141 - ishalltroll (09/15/2013) [-]
It's "the Ukraine" in german.
User avatar #142 - thejerseyjenn (09/16/2013) [-]
Thats an old way of saying it. Back when it wasn't independent of the soviet union.
Since its independence "the" has been wiped from the title. I'm surprised German hasn't adopted that. In America people say "the Ukraine" too. Mostly because that was the old way. No one likes change.
User avatar #143 - ishalltroll (09/16/2013) [-]
Not even the Ukrainians. Like 2/3 of them are super pro-russia and soviet union. The rest is the youth.
User avatar #144 - thejerseyjenn (09/17/2013) [-]
I beg to differ.
#13 - maybe your future self would 09/14/2013 on the message 0
#64 - I'm pretty sure the majority of russians know what a dictator he is. 09/13/2013 on Lamestream Media! 0
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User avatar #18 - guiguito (03/23/2013) [-]
yo
User avatar #17 - thejerseyjenn (12/03/2012) [-]
But kirbysilver I just wanted to see what comment 119 was about D:
User avatar #11 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
wai
User avatar #12 to #11 - thejerseyjenn (11/26/2012) [-]
the messages. they were just too much x.x
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm sorry

its only one every couple of days
User avatar #14 to #13 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
i don't go on here everyday so it piles up.
It piled up.
#15 to #14 - snakefire (11/27/2012) [-]
Doesnt bother me
User avatar #16 to #15 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
nothing personal though. I hate the messages I get from kim jong.
User avatar #9 to #8 - thejerseyjenn (11/09/2012) [-]
i am just full of wut. Is this your coming out as a furry? x)
User avatar #10 to #9 - dennisc (11/09/2012) [-]
Na, I found it and figured you would enjoy it.
#7 - anonymous (05/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 95** Dubs and you show tits
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#2 to #3 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because i have none
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#4 to #5 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
thing? what thing?
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#6 to #7 - thejerseyjenn (02/05/2012) [-]
because this is behind that mask
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