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|#32 - What happened? Damn those normies and there normiene…||06/30/2015 on ;_;||+1|
|#30 - Hey how's it going? Talking on the internet is … [+] (2 new replies)||06/30/2015 on ;_;||0|
|#23 - Everyone here talking about how easy it is to make friends mea… [+] (18 new replies)||06/30/2015 on ;_;||+53|
#56 - samoaspider (06/30/2015) [-]
make random posts on image boards, comment on stuff, basic shit
then also make video-game friends. install steam, get some games with multiplayer like TF2 or something, say random stuff in chat and maybe eventually you'll find someone cool enough to play with regularly (its the little things that make the conversation: "hi!" "nice shot!" "watch out, buncha cockfags up front!"
don't worry about basic conversations, as you grow older you'll get more experience and confidence. that shit doesn't come overnight and its pointless to feel bad about it
its super easy to make friends, but much harder to maintain friendships. if you have atleast 1-2 real life friends then keep them close
#40 - totallytito (06/30/2015) [-]
and then you could add:
*"are you here for the panel?"
*"Damn, this bus is taking forever"
*"what's your major?"
*"what brings you here?"
*"what are you up to?"
*"wanna watch some vids on youtube? Might as well kill time"
The hardest part of a conversation is having the initiative to start it.
Your fear of being incompatible with the stranger is exactly what stops you from finding out. For all you know, you could have missed a chance to make such a great friend that he could end up as your best man at your wedding.
As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"Everyone is friends with another,
and your closest friends could be lurking among a crowd of strangers"
#68 - John Cena (06/30/2015) [-]
good guy tiito
#55 - John Cena (06/30/2015) [-]
#70 - John Cena (06/30/2015) [-]
can i fuck your ass?
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|#93 - You can just use steam to propel the fan inside of the vacuum … [+] (6 new replies)||05/24/2015 on Smart people, dumb predictions||+1|
#141 - John Cena (05/24/2015) [-]
Semantics. Lets take a gasoline power generator. How does it produce power? By the chemical energy of the gasoline? Or is it by the mechanical energy that was once chemical energy? So is the vacuum that the generator is powering powered by the electricity provided by the mechanical energy provided by the chemical energy? Or, since the vacuum couldn't even work without moving parts (fans, brushes, etc.) is it powered by mechanical energy that was once electrical energy that was once mechanical energy that was once chemical energy?
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