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Date Signed Up:6/12/2011
Last Login:1/30/2015
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#86 - Teach me your ways 01/27/2015 on Tinder Guide 0
#84 - Yes please, as a handsome but socially retarded male I need this.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Tinder Guide +7
#140 - MrDeadiron (01/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #90 - sethbean (01/27/2015) [-]
You're exactly the kind of person this is meant for. As long you're willing to 'fake it till you make it'.
#29 - This didn't turn out as good as I thought it would  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Gaze into my eyes +108
User avatar #53 - hellomynameisbill (01/21/2015) [-]
If you're trying for unsettling, you did great
#30 - thehumanidiot (01/20/2015) [-]
hurrrg
User avatar #54 - imagnetsux (01/21/2015) [-]
when you nut but she keep sucking
#10311014 - Please guys I need your help. Does anyone know the original vi… 01/14/2015 on autism autism autism autism +1
#302 - Does anyone have the video associated with the audio in this webm? 01/14/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#7 - Happy?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Dinner +5
User avatar #29 - nefarian (01/06/2015) [-]
That looks unusually good for a flipped image.
#11 - alphagex (01/06/2015) [-]
#28 - Wallpaper posts never have 1440p wallpapers 12/31/2014 on Get some wallpapah maggots 0
#20 - Picture 12/19/2014 on Tumblr Dictionary Part 2:... +2
#4 - Y-you know what astronomy is right?  [+] (15 new replies) 12/19/2014 on pessimist +180
User avatar #33 - brightburningsoul (12/19/2014) [-]
Actually I didn't which is why I started saying fuck you at the end xD
Thanks for clearing that up, I like Astronomy not astrology
#48 - spidahridah (12/19/2014) [-]
Thumbed up your original comment when I realized you simply misunderstood.
User avatar #16 - masdercheef (12/19/2014) [-]
je suis un ananas
User avatar #25 - cutter (12/19/2014) [-]
fuck dude you just reminded me of this fever dream of a show we watched in French class back in high school. great now im sketched out.
#45 - emperorwatergate (12/19/2014) [-]
Telefrancais
#17 - shiftur (12/19/2014) [-]
tu es merde.... that's pretty much all the french i know
User avatar #18 - masdercheef (12/19/2014) [-]
Eh, of all the French one could know, that's not the least useful phrase.

Sure you might get yourself some black eyes over it, but it's better than nothing.
#19 - shiftur (12/19/2014) [-]
well, i also know "Je ne parle pas francais" which you could agree is pretty good to know when you barely understand basic french
User avatar #20 - masdercheef (12/19/2014) [-]
That is quite handy. Still might not get far if you're surrounded by French people but, hey, at least they'll know why you aren't understanding them
#21 - shiftur (12/19/2014) [-]
When you're surrounded by french people it's far better than vous etes merdes
User avatar #22 - masdercheef (12/19/2014) [-]
Unless they're assholes, at least.
#23 - shiftur (12/19/2014) [-]
If they deserve to be called shits, they're probably gonna beat my up for calling them shits.

And calling myself a pineapple won't do anything to help I knew pineapple because it's the same in finnish as in french
User avatar #24 - masdercheef (12/19/2014) [-]
That's the lovely thing for just about everybody else's word for pineapple. Relatively easy to translate, innit?

Maybe they'll go easy on you if they think you believe you're a pineapple.
#26 - shiftur (12/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, maybe they'll even buy me some new clothes
User avatar #27 - masdercheef (12/19/2014) [-]
The regular meals sure would be nice. I hear they even give people drugs!
#114 - Yea but know one has a BBQ when it's raining, why would they h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on I don't cook often and I'd get 0
User avatar #115 - OtisMcWonderful (12/19/2014) [-]
Maybe they're just hardcore like that.
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