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thejazzman

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:6/12/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:Canada
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#32 - What happened? Damn those normies and there normiene… 06/30/2015 on ;_; +1
#30 - Hey how's it going? Talking on the internet is …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2015 on ;_; 0
User avatar #31 - pumkinz (06/30/2015) [-]
I've been better
and they don't force you to maintain eye contact at all times I feel like normies can stare into my soul
User avatar #32 - thejazzman (06/30/2015) [-]
What happened?
Damn those normies and there normieness I had to actively think and debate in my head what to post in that last spoiler
#23 - Everyone here talking about how easy it is to make friends mea…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/30/2015 on ;_; +53
User avatar #89 - teratorn (06/30/2015) [-]
I struggle with conversations because I forgot my native language from talking english online for too long and keep forgetting words.
User avatar #93 - testaburger (06/30/2015) [-]
Haha, same here
#61 - livefire (06/30/2015) [-]
Quick tip: try not to think very much about what to say just say the first thing that comes into your mind, and when that fails say things like: Oh really?, Go on, I'm interested, just anything to keep them talking.
#62 - livefire (06/30/2015) [-]
Along with that try to get them to elaborate on things while sounding interested yourself, Then again I don't have many friends myself so, I'm really not one to talk
#56 - samoaspider (06/30/2015) [-]
start off with online friends first
make random posts on image boards, comment on stuff, basic shit

then also make video-game friends. install steam, get some games with multiplayer like TF2 or something, say random stuff in chat and maybe eventually you'll find someone cool enough to play with regularly (its the little things that make the conversation: "hi!" "nice shot!" "watch out, buncha cockfags up front!"

don't worry about basic conversations, as you grow older you'll get more experience and confidence. that shit doesn't come overnight and its pointless to feel bad about it

its super easy to make friends, but much harder to maintain friendships. if you have atleast 1-2 real life friends then keep them close
#42 - fazbear (06/30/2015) [-]
Same.
I have trouble even starting a conversation. It's hard as fuck to make friends, and it's harder to keep them.
User avatar #77 - blubbernugget (06/30/2015) [-]
If you live in MI I'll help
#47 - ikasoruk has deleted their comment.
#40 - totallytito (06/30/2015) [-]
Just find a person that seems to be around your age group, and treat him/her like a friend you already knew. No brofists or bumps, just a casual "Hey what's up man?"
and then you could add:

*"are you here for the panel?"
*"You bored?"
*"Damn, this bus is taking forever"
*"what's your major?"
*"what brings you here?"
*"what are you up to?"
*"wanna watch some vids on youtube? Might as well kill time"

The hardest part of a conversation is having the initiative to start it.
Your fear of being incompatible with the stranger is exactly what stops you from finding out. For all you know, you could have missed a chance to make such a great friend that he could end up as your best man at your wedding.

As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"Everyone is friends with another,
and your closest friends could be lurking among a crowd of strangers"
#68 - John Cena (06/30/2015) [-]
good guy tiito
User avatar #38 - caesarslegion (06/30/2015) [-]
Get off the Internet then fag.
#55 - John Cena (06/30/2015) [-]
edgy!
#35 - senhortobias (06/30/2015) [-]
step 1. you say words that make sense
step 2. keep praticing until youre good enough to make jokes
step 3. there isnt one
User avatar #29 - pumkinz (06/30/2015) [-]
Lets practice

hello
#70 - John Cena (06/30/2015) [-]
can i fuck your ass?
User avatar #30 - thejazzman (06/30/2015) [-]
Hey how's it going?

Talking on the internet is easier because you don't have to respond immediately
User avatar #31 - pumkinz (06/30/2015) [-]
I've been better
and they don't force you to maintain eye contact at all times I feel like normies can stare into my soul
User avatar #32 - thejazzman (06/30/2015) [-]
What happened?
Damn those normies and there normieness I had to actively think and debate in my head what to post in that last spoiler
#15 - Implying I have people to message 06/29/2015 on Text +1
#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2015 on Fat Logic Is Real 0
#21 - kimmieco Comment deleted by thejazzman
#80 - Maybe  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2015 on "you look handsome in that... 0
User avatar #84 - respawnhydra (06/08/2015) [-]
no, that is my question.
User avatar #121 - misterusername (06/08/2015) [-]
and that is his answer, whats the problem?
#66 - Ask a handsome beta anything  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2015 on "you look handsome in that... 0
User avatar #70 - respawnhydra (06/08/2015) [-]
anything?
User avatar #80 - thejazzman (06/08/2015) [-]
Maybe
User avatar #84 - respawnhydra (06/08/2015) [-]
no, that is my question.
User avatar #121 - misterusername (06/08/2015) [-]
and that is his answer, whats the problem?
#93 - You can just use steam to propel the fan inside of the vacuum …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Smart people, dumb predictions +1
User avatar #102 - billybeee (05/24/2015) [-]
but.. it still wouldn't be nuclear powered
User avatar #103 - theanarchist (05/24/2015) [-]
fuckstick that's how nuclear power works, a reactor generates heat from nuclear fission to boil water into steam to turn a turbine. He just left out the bit about the reactor because it was implied.
User avatar #105 - billybeee (05/24/2015) [-]
he wasn't referring to that at all. he explicitly said "use steam to propel the fan inside of the vacuum instead of using an electric motor"

User avatar #104 - billybeee (05/24/2015) [-]
I know how nuclear power works. but the vacuum is electrical powered, not nuclear powered
#141 - John Cena (05/24/2015) [-]
Semantics. Lets take a gasoline power generator. How does it produce power? By the chemical energy of the gasoline? Or is it by the mechanical energy that was once chemical energy? So is the vacuum that the generator is powering powered by the electricity provided by the mechanical energy provided by the chemical energy? Or, since the vacuum couldn't even work without moving parts (fans, brushes, etc.) is it powered by mechanical energy that was once electrical energy that was once mechanical energy that was once chemical energy?
User avatar #145 - billybeee (05/24/2015) [-]
youve over analyzing something so simple. He explicitly said you can use steam power to propel the fan inside the vacuum
#80 - They'll make their own Tumblr with castration and armpit hair 05/22/2015 on Even the creator of tumblr... +3
#6 - Gee where have I heard that before? 05/19/2015 on Have you seen a cute puppy... 0
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User avatar #2 - pumkinz ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
I got rejected from an AP class that is vital to me getting college credit. I can't afford it by myself and I can't get any scholarships because all of them go to dindu nuffins which end up blowing them away on jordans or some stupid ****
User avatar #1 - godsaysno (02/06/2015) [-]
Lol I go on /soc/ and /b/ alot when im blazed a lot
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