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theist

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/19/2012
Last Login:5/23/2015
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latest user's comments

#38 - no clue. I've never used one, but I'm sure there's more to it … 05/21/2015 on Shameful Display 0
#151 - yep. this is so true for her. Her face screams "cute". 05/21/2015 on Cosplay Comp 7 +1
#36 - Those toilets are pretty common in the asian countries. Weird,…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Shameful Display 0
User avatar #37 - hanakoikezawa (05/21/2015) [-]
it must suck if you need to shit longer than 10 seconds, your legs are going to get tired really quick

also what stops you from pissing on your pants when you're squatting like that?
User avatar #38 - theist (05/21/2015) [-]
no clue. I've never used one, but I'm sure there's more to it than meets the eye.
#67 - did I seriously get 21 thumbs down for being technically corre… 05/14/2015 on Tires 0
#17 - if you're hitting tires "literally 24/7" then you ha…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Tires -21
User avatar #67 - theist (05/14/2015) [-]
did I seriously get 21 thumbs down for being technically correct. Wow fj, you guys are dumber than 9gag.
#29 - theorangefox (05/14/2015) [-]
Don't take the "literally" seriously when you hear it on tumblr
#30 - anonymous (05/14/2015) [-]
dont take literally literally even?
User avatar #19 - joedeltaco (05/14/2015) [-]
Did you ever think that since he carried tires he might never truly be tired.
#25 - sherlockbatman (05/14/2015) [-]
wait, then wouldn't he always be tired?
User avatar #39 - smokekusheveryday (05/14/2015) [-]
What anime is this?
#18 - altosax (05/14/2015) [-]
Tire is life.
#134 - No I just realize that there are normal looking girls (the one…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2015 on mfw no gf 0
User avatar #135 - burningchimera (05/09/2015) [-]
Dude. my past 2 girlfriends who were both curvy, both dated me for my looks. I broke up with them because they were annoying as hell to put up with, i tried to keep going with it because of the unbelievable foreplay, plump girls have the best tits and the softest most comfortable bodies. We never get far, because have little to no alone time, with high school and overprotective parents and whatnot.
#123 - have fun complimenting whales in hopes that they'll actually s…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2015 on mfw no gf -1
User avatar #133 - burningchimera (05/09/2015) [-]
Wow, you're more shallow than an inflatable pool aren't you?
User avatar #134 - theist (05/09/2015) [-]
No I just realize that there are normal looking girls (the one in my picture is above average obviously) without having to be fat or obese. You nerds on here think you are gonna score by complimenting whales, and that just makes me laugh. Just realize that there is a gray area between twigs and obese girls. It's not just one or the other.
User avatar #135 - burningchimera (05/09/2015) [-]
Dude. my past 2 girlfriends who were both curvy, both dated me for my looks. I broke up with them because they were annoying as hell to put up with, i tried to keep going with it because of the unbelievable foreplay, plump girls have the best tits and the softest most comfortable bodies. We never get far, because have little to no alone time, with high school and overprotective parents and whatnot.
#121 - anybody can have no rolls when standing up straight like that,… 05/09/2015 on mfw no gf 0
#54 - thick and fat mean the same thing. Just a few steps short of &…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/08/2015 on mfw no gf 0
#117 - anonymous (05/09/2015) [-]
and you're a few steps short of gaaaaaay
User avatar #88 - burningchimera (05/09/2015) [-]
Have fun fucking twigs then.
#123 - theist (05/09/2015) [-]
have fun complimenting whales in hopes that they'll actually sleep with you. normal sized girls actually look normal. They don't weigh more than the average man.
User avatar #133 - burningchimera (05/09/2015) [-]
Wow, you're more shallow than an inflatable pool aren't you?
User avatar #134 - theist (05/09/2015) [-]
No I just realize that there are normal looking girls (the one in my picture is above average obviously) without having to be fat or obese. You nerds on here think you are gonna score by complimenting whales, and that just makes me laugh. Just realize that there is a gray area between twigs and obese girls. It's not just one or the other.
User avatar #135 - burningchimera (05/09/2015) [-]
Dude. my past 2 girlfriends who were both curvy, both dated me for my looks. I broke up with them because they were annoying as hell to put up with, i tried to keep going with it because of the unbelievable foreplay, plump girls have the best tits and the softest most comfortable bodies. We never get far, because have little to no alone time, with high school and overprotective parents and whatnot.
User avatar #80 - captainprincess (05/09/2015) [-]
A few steps can go a long way
User avatar #75 - funpunk (05/08/2015) [-]
You misunderstand, sir. Thick means that the girl has a larger frame, but isn't large enough to be considered "fat". No rolls, just curves. Like the ones gloomyhallow posted. I'd say a famous example would be Meghan Trainor or Amy Schumer.
User avatar #121 - theist (05/09/2015) [-]
anybody can have no rolls when standing up straight like that, but look at her abdomen and thighs. that is definitely fat.
#98 - ****** you better put me in the mention list or else  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Funny Steam Reviews Comp 3 0
#99 - darrenwilson (04/14/2015) [-]

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User avatar #23 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
you know your god doesnt exist, right?
User avatar #24 to #23 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Nah he does. If you stopped worshipping that satanist Dawkins, maybe you'd see that.
User avatar #25 to #24 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
Hahahaahahah
User avatar #26 to #25 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
What's so funny?
User avatar #27 to #26 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
nothing, we all have had imaginary friends. most people grow out of theirs though.
User avatar #28 to #27 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Never underestimate the power of God. Praying can't hurt. God bless you
User avatar #29 to #28 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
praying also does nothing
User avatar #30 to #29 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Going down that route, are we now? Have you actually tried? Because I have and yes it does
User avatar #31 to #30 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
Yes i have, when I was younger and it did nothing.
most likely what happened was you prayed for something to happen and it was going to happen anyway or you interpreted something completely unrelated to being completely related
try not to be so gullible, okay?
User avatar #32 to #31 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
To not believe in God is to go down the path of Darkness without any source of light. What mostly likely happened was you prayed for something that God didn't agree with, and therefore you didn't get it. Try to be a little more open minded, okay?

P.S. You can't prove that God doesn't exist.
User avatar #33 to #32 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
I don't need to prove a god doesn't exist to not base my life around it.
You can't prove that a god does exist.
Not being able to disprove something is a horrible reason to ******* worship it as absolute fact.
Also, open minded? I was raised as catholic *knowing* the existence of god and jesus were fact. If I wasn't open minded (that is open to the idea, that it's all just fairy tales) I would still be a catholic.
User avatar #34 to #33 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Give God a chance to enter your heart, he can change lives, you know. And what do you mean prove that God exists? EVERYTHING you see is proof that he exists. We wouldn't be here as people if God didn't create this world for us. We also can't see different colors of the light spectrum, are you going to claim that they don't exist either?
User avatar #35 to #34 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
"everything is proof of god" that's not proof of anything except for the fact that it's there. What steps did you take to theorize that god made it? there's literally no evidence that any divine being made everything. That's called conjecture.
User avatar #36 to #35 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
You can't just say the beauty of this world and universe came from nothing. Everything has a beginning and end. If the big bang actually happened, what banged if there wasn't any time or space (or matter) before it all? Face it, there must have been a being that lives outside the laws of all of these in order for it to happen.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
Again that's called conjecture. You don't understand astrophysics, therefore god must have done it. And the concept of beauty isn't inherent. The idea of beauty is subjective, not objective. There would be no beauty of the universe or nature without us to witness it.
User avatar #38 to #37 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Up in heaven right now God is looking down at you and sees someone who was faithful, but lost their way along the path of righteousness. Hate to break it to you, but modern physicists don't know how the universe works either. So there goes your precious "science".
User avatar #39 to #38 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
You believe he is. That doesn't mean he actually exists. And the thing is, modern physicists have a concept of how the universe works. They admit they have a lot to learn. And that's a lot more than what can be said for religious people.
User avatar #40 to #39 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Never lose faith dude. It's very easy to lose it in this world but hard to get it back, and trust me... you need it to get you through some hard times. There's a reason all these science books have "theories" about how this world works. They are theories for a reason, they're scientific guesses. They are proven wrong all the time. God is never wrong though.
User avatar #41 to #40 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
justatheory.org
use it man.
a scientific theory is not a "guess", it's the highest graduated honor any idea about the universe could possibly have
the "theory" of gravity
we don't know exactly how it works but dude... gravity is a ******* FACT.
And I have never needed a god to help me through anytime. And even if I did, I'm not going to kid myself into believing one just because I'm sad occasionally.
"wouldn't you be happier knowing god always has your back" the answer to this question is absolutely redundant because it doesn't matter. I DON'T believe he exists, therefore my emotionally driven cravings do not and will not make what I want to suddenly pop into existence.
User avatar #42 to #41 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Going against the LAW of gravity isn't the same as going against the THEORY of evolution. A "law" is the highest graduated honor any idea can possibly have, not a theory. Evolution is still a theory because we simply don't know that it happens if we can't observe it over millions of years. That's why it will never become a law. Don't try to include every little guess as "fact" by trying to pair it with true science like the law of gravity.
User avatar #43 to #42 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
Hate to break it to you but you're wrong. Evolution is actually a fact. There are many living organisms that can be observed evolving right before our eyes, not to mention DNA tests that show we aren't that different that other organisms. A scientific theory is the most worked upon idea in science, it's got so much data and so many different branches of science all agreeing on this one idea that it's super unlikely to be proven wrong. And gravity is a THEORY. We still don't know how it works, other than it does.
User avatar #21 - cmcmrfunny (10/18/2014) [-]
i get a cookie
#22 to #21 - theist (10/18/2014) [-]
Here you go. Fresh baked, right out of the oven. Gooey, chewy, choclatey goodness
#19 - bilbobagginshield (01/26/2014) [-]
wow you're actually really cute
wow you're actually really cute
User avatar #11 - garymotherfinoak (09/19/2013) [-]
fuk yo faec
User avatar #12 to #11 - theist (09/19/2013) [-]
At least I'm man enough to upload a picture of myself. Also, that anon wasn't me who replied to my comment.

So no, not "samefag".
#14 to #12 - anonymous (09/20/2013) [-]
edgy feg lololol
#20 to #14 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
adges
User avatar #15 to #14 - theist (09/20/2013) [-]
says the anon
#3 - xsabrestuff (01/21/2013) [-]
Do you even collect?
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