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#3 - y u do dis 5 hours ago on Love +4
#121 - Since episode 1 it's been the ultimate teaser and what's kept …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2015 on Yoga for men 0
User avatar #122 - derpthefifth (10/01/2015) [-]
So you never gave a fuck about Dexter, cool for you i guess? For me in watching the show i thought he might stop killing, and he kept on because it had to do with his survival but then you realize he's never going to stop, and so by that end it's about the best possible outcome for Dexter and his family which is what happened imo.
#115 - Being a fanboy of the show doesn't include defending illogical…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/01/2015 on Yoga for men 0
User avatar #116 - derpthefifth (10/01/2015) [-]
So you're bitching because he wasn't caught? Like he hadn't proved time and time again that he's smart enough to avoid getting caught?
User avatar #121 - theist (10/01/2015) [-]
Since episode 1 it's been the ultimate teaser and what's kept the show exciting. The whole reason it's dangerous and fun to watch is because of the suspense that dex is getting closer and closer to getting caught. Certain episodes displayed how ready he was to run, like the bag of money and passports behind the door in the wall. Even harry stated "long after you're executed, your family will have to live with the reality of who you were". This, for me, has been the carrot at the end of the stick.
User avatar #122 - derpthefifth (10/01/2015) [-]
So you never gave a fuck about Dexter, cool for you i guess? For me in watching the show i thought he might stop killing, and he kept on because it had to do with his survival but then you realize he's never going to stop, and so by that end it's about the best possible outcome for Dexter and his family which is what happened imo.
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User avatar #62 - assdoreponyfucker (09/26/2015) [-]
not really hypocritical, just as time goes on that's how things naturally change. Just like music, in some cases people usually disregard music from 5-8 years ago because it's old, but many years later they'll look back at it how we see 80's music and so on. That was a really shit comparison but i hope you know what i'm saying
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User avatar #23 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
you know your god doesnt exist, right?
User avatar #24 to #23 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Nah he does. If you stopped worshipping that satanist Dawkins, maybe you'd see that.
User avatar #25 to #24 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #26 to #25 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
What's so funny?
User avatar #27 to #26 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
nothing, we all have had imaginary friends. most people grow out of theirs though.
User avatar #28 to #27 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Never underestimate the power of God. Praying can't hurt. God bless you
User avatar #29 to #28 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
praying also does nothing
User avatar #30 to #29 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Going down that route, are we now? Have you actually tried? Because I have and yes it does
User avatar #31 to #30 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
Yes i have, when I was younger and it did nothing.
most likely what happened was you prayed for something to happen and it was going to happen anyway or you interpreted something completely unrelated to being completely related
try not to be so gullible, okay?
User avatar #32 to #31 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
To not believe in God is to go down the path of Darkness without any source of light. What mostly likely happened was you prayed for something that God didn't agree with, and therefore you didn't get it. Try to be a little more open minded, okay?

P.S. You can't prove that God doesn't exist.
User avatar #33 to #32 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
I don't need to prove a god doesn't exist to not base my life around it.
You can't prove that a god does exist.
Not being able to disprove something is a horrible reason to ******* worship it as absolute fact.
Also, open minded? I was raised as catholic *knowing* the existence of god and jesus were fact. If I wasn't open minded (that is open to the idea, that it's all just fairy tales) I would still be a catholic.
User avatar #34 to #33 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Give God a chance to enter your heart, he can change lives, you know. And what do you mean prove that God exists? EVERYTHING you see is proof that he exists. We wouldn't be here as people if God didn't create this world for us. We also can't see different colors of the light spectrum, are you going to claim that they don't exist either?
User avatar #35 to #34 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
"everything is proof of god" that's not proof of anything except for the fact that it's there. What steps did you take to theorize that god made it? there's literally no evidence that any divine being made everything. That's called conjecture.
User avatar #36 to #35 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
You can't just say the beauty of this world and universe came from nothing. Everything has a beginning and end. If the big bang actually happened, what banged if there wasn't any time or space (or matter) before it all? Face it, there must have been a being that lives outside the laws of all of these in order for it to happen.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
Again that's called conjecture. You don't understand astrophysics, therefore god must have done it. And the concept of beauty isn't inherent. The idea of beauty is subjective, not objective. There would be no beauty of the universe or nature without us to witness it.
User avatar #38 to #37 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Up in heaven right now God is looking down at you and sees someone who was faithful, but lost their way along the path of righteousness. Hate to break it to you, but modern physicists don't know how the universe works either. So there goes your precious "science".
User avatar #39 to #38 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
You believe he is. That doesn't mean he actually exists. And the thing is, modern physicists have a concept of how the universe works. They admit they have a lot to learn. And that's a lot more than what can be said for religious people.
User avatar #40 to #39 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Never lose faith dude. It's very easy to lose it in this world but hard to get it back, and trust me... you need it to get you through some hard times. There's a reason all these science books have "theories" about how this world works. They are theories for a reason, they're scientific guesses. They are proven wrong all the time. God is never wrong though.
User avatar #41 to #40 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
use it man.
a scientific theory is not a "guess", it's the highest graduated honor any idea about the universe could possibly have
the "theory" of gravity
we don't know exactly how it works but dude... gravity is a ******* FACT.
And I have never needed a god to help me through anytime. And even if I did, I'm not going to kid myself into believing one just because I'm sad occasionally.
"wouldn't you be happier knowing god always has your back" the answer to this question is absolutely redundant because it doesn't matter. I DON'T believe he exists, therefore my emotionally driven cravings do not and will not make what I want to suddenly pop into existence.
User avatar #42 to #41 - theist (01/19/2015) [-]
Going against the LAW of gravity isn't the same as going against the THEORY of evolution. A "law" is the highest graduated honor any idea can possibly have, not a theory. Evolution is still a theory because we simply don't know that it happens if we can't observe it over millions of years. That's why it will never become a law. Don't try to include every little guess as "fact" by trying to pair it with true science like the law of gravity.
User avatar #43 to #42 - kattr (01/19/2015) [-]
Hate to break it to you but you're wrong. Evolution is actually a fact. There are many living organisms that can be observed evolving right before our eyes, not to mention DNA tests that show we aren't that different that other organisms. A scientific theory is the most worked upon idea in science, it's got so much data and so many different branches of science all agreeing on this one idea that it's super unlikely to be proven wrong. And gravity is a THEORY. We still don't know how it works, other than it does.
User avatar #21 - cmcmrfunny (10/18/2014) [-]
i get a cookie
#22 to #21 - theist (10/18/2014) [-]
Here you go. Fresh baked, right out of the oven. Gooey, chewy, choclatey goodness
#19 - bilbobagginshield (01/26/2014) [-]
wow you're actually really cute
wow you're actually really cute
User avatar #11 - garymotherfinoak (09/19/2013) [-]
fuk yo faec
User avatar #12 to #11 - theist (09/19/2013) [-]
At least I'm man enough to upload a picture of myself. Also, that anon wasn't me who replied to my comment.

So no, not "samefag".
#14 to #12 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
edgy feg lololol
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User avatar #15 to #14 - theist (09/20/2013) [-]
says the anon
#3 - xsabrestuff (01/21/2013) [-]
Do you even collect?
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