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#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2015 on Ways to ask for money +26
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#40 - Have you seen chaos? They are literally named chaos. 07/18/2015 on Realisation +9
#4 - As a camp counselor, I can confirm that the fun ones dont give…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on shots +20
User avatar #7 - carthos (06/26/2015) [-]
My only blackout due to alcohol ever was as a camp counselor
#6 - Biggest bunch of tryhards ever. Except my golden hawkboy, neve…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on WH40K - The Primarchs (Part... +4
#9 - fresighto (06/12/2015) [-]
Don't you fucking dare talk shit about Sanguinius, Regent of the Imperium 2.0 and noblest son of the emperor.
#7 - or splooger-man, its really your call  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Scientists have proven that... 0
User avatar #8 - makhan (06/11/2015) [-]
I was hoping for a specific issue
#6 - Spooderman 06/11/2015 on Scientists have proven that... 0
#4 - Well? Did he put it on his tender? 06/11/2015 on Chris Pratt Prank interview 0
#4 - Thats impressive but damn son, go outside sometime 06/11/2015 on Video Game Gun Comp 4 0
#2 - How is she supposed to change her ******* face structure?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Witcher 3 cosplay +4
User avatar #9 - pawnman (06/11/2015) [-]
Be a Doppler
User avatar #6 - valourinfj (06/11/2015) [-]
It's possible to do it outwards, though you'd have to be some sort of film make-up expert to be able to craft something like that then apply enough make up and such to make it look like part of your face.
User avatar #3 - bankaiguy (06/11/2015) [-]
get gud skrub
#8 - **** yeah this is the army I collect 06/11/2015 on WH40K Comic - Damnation... 0

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User avatar #19 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #21 to #20 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Good afternoon emperor.

How goes it.
User avatar #23 to #21 - theimmortalemperor (03/20/2015) [-]
and yourself?
User avatar #24 to #23 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
I have Nacho Cheese Doritos I would offer to share.

I'm working on art projects.
User avatar #25 to #24 - theimmortalemperor (03/20/2015) [-]
I accept your offer, although the art I will pass on.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - theimmortalemperor (03/20/2015) [-]
-Implying anyone is better at anything than me, the glorious emperor.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - theimmortalemperor (03/20/2015) [-]
ahem, bigger than emperor titans? I don't think so
User avatar #30 to #29 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Nice figurines. You're nothing but a manchild in a suit.
User avatar #31 to #30 - theimmortalemperor (03/20/2015) [-]
the models will be worth more than any art class youre taking, I like my coffee extra black by the way, remember that next time I order
User avatar #32 to #31 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
That's no way to speak to any corporate overlord you fake ruler

I'm not in an art class I'm just lucky I have people I can contact if I need artwork done quick and fast
#34 to #32 - corporate ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
Well, you could message me or comment on my profile or mention my name. Those usually work.
User avatar #22 to #21 - theimmortalemperor (03/20/2015) [-]
excellent, just completed a five-hour chem lab, while on an empty stomach
#17 - truesmokewolf (02/18/2015) [-]
You are literally 			*******		 retarded.
You are literally ******* retarded.
#15 - norkas (01/09/2015) [-]
Praise the Emperor, the avatar of robo-jesus the Omnissiah!
#16 to #15 - theimmortalemperor (01/09/2015) [-]
Bless you my child, continue to work on the machines. Although try to to get too intimate with them. cough cough the imperial truth
#13 - easternigguh (11/29/2014) [-]
How bad must your constipation be if you can't even get up from your toilet in several centuries, huh Emps?
How bad must your constipation be if you can't even get up from your toilet in several centuries, huh Emps?
User avatar #11 - datmine (11/06/2014) [-]
EMPRAH
IT IS I
DATMINE YOUR MOST LOYAL SERVANT
ALL I ASK IS A PERMITION TO USE THE EXTERMINAUTUS CHARGES ONBOARD MY SHIP TO BRING JUSTICE TO THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND
#12 to #11 - theimmortalemperor (11/06/2014) [-]
Bless you my child. Remember the only time chaos is acceptable is when its a charred and twitching stump.
Bless you my child. Remember the only time chaos is acceptable is when its a charred and twitching stump.
#5 - MaelRadec (03/08/2014) [-]
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
#7 to #6 - MaelRadec (03/08/2014) [-]
i can almost hear the screetching
User avatar #34 to #9 - theimmortalemperor (04/11/2015) [-]
Can you believe what those faggots above said?
User avatar #35 to #34 - MaelRadec (04/11/2015) [-]
no, the voices are a bit too loud...
#1 - krasnogvardiech (10/07/2013) [-]
My Lord, I am ready for action. What is your command?
User avatar #2 to #1 - theimmortalemperor (10/08/2013) [-]
Burn the witch! purge the heretic!
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (10/08/2013) [-]
Thy will be done.

But what of the xeno?
User avatar #4 to #3 - theimmortalemperor (10/09/2013) [-]
If it poses any potential threat, exterminus.
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