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Date Signed Up:6/08/2012
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#8 - Picture 06/30/2016 on Play I got recently +2
#41 - Thank you for an honest answer 06/29/2016 on I used to spend lunch... +2
#6 - song?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2016 on I used to spend lunch... +1
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#27 - supervillian (06/28/2016) [-]
african bonobo
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#19 - orangadink (06/28/2016) [-]
Hispanic Geraldo
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#13 - teleamachus (06/28/2016) [-]
white richard
#8 - dakirbinator (06/28/2016) [-]
Spiderbait-Black Betty
#41 - theimmortalemperor (06/29/2016) [-]
Thank you for an honest answer
#8 - Doesn't he look like jamie lanister?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2016 on Shrek 3 was shit +2
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#17 - Kasura (06/12/2016) [-]
I think they were kind of going for the "prince charming" idea when they cast Jamie, so it's probably not a coincidence.
#3 - The worst part was if you bumped the hammer it would fire, mea…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2016 on duel +5
#12 - lean (06/02/2016) [-]
that's why they tied them down.
#9 - ?????????? 05/24/2016 on cig cig 0
#36 - sure you can cut my head off but you can't ******* the princess 05/23/2016 on A Very Large Knight Comp. +2
#9 - Damn fine comp 05/20/2016 on in the 41st millennium... +6
#7 - Yeah but the church has a sort of chance of helping you.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/13/2016 on The Priesthood of Feminism +224
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#65 - Firefrenzy (05/13/2016) [-]
they really do. When my dad had to get a kidney transplant due to kidney disease they donated money to help pay bills.
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#69 - ShoMinimamoto (05/13/2016) [-]
That's really nice actually and warms my cold fucking heart a little. Hope he's ok bruv
#49 - Enobrin (05/13/2016) [-]
You spelled "molesting" wrong.
#51 - arrrbie (05/13/2016) [-]
#13 - numbmind (05/13/2016) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image**I have been given free food from a church food bank years ago when i was going though a tough time, lets see a feminazi do that...
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#8 - needsauceadmisblan (05/13/2016) [-]
its the church they actually do help people from what i know. hell ive even helped my church rebuild a park or two.
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#18 - haroldsaxon (05/13/2016) [-]
Can confirm. At least for some parts of it. Local priest is one of the best persons I've met; he indiscriminately helps, even saves, lives.


I'm not Christian so I don't have that bias here.
#27 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
Why's a bible like a penis they both get shoved down your throat by a priest . Sorry
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#43 - Is is not a stimulant, but I am right about what alchohol does…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2016 on Drunk goggles -9
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#76 - lean (05/09/2016) [-]
pool, bowling, shooting sports, racing sports, and darts are all examples of where it would be extremely beneficial to be relaxed and confident while you play don't you think?
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#57 - medexplain (05/07/2016) [-]
You're wrong, actually. Alcohol has many different effects that happen at different "doses." There is a point at which you can have some of the beneficial effects listed without the mental status negatives. However this is at low doses. If you feel even the faintest of buzzes you're already past that point.

It isn't practical to try to use it for these purposes, since choosing a proper initial dose and then maintaining the proper blood level is essentially impossible. You can't do it by feel since if you can feel it you've gone too far. You can't do it by math because it will depend on too many different factors such as your weight, what you've eaten, tolerance, etc etc etc.
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