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thehornedking

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Date Signed Up:12/24/2010
Last Login:8/27/2016
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#20 - Picture 03/05/2016 on Embarrassment +15
#68 - You...you don't? 03/04/2016 on She's Just Mad +26
#38 - Death to the heretic! 03/01/2016 on first class fries 0
#12 - I see a lot of guys, too. 03/01/2016 on legman.mp4 +6
#2 - This is why I never go to eat at people's houses. 02/27/2016 on All about that Serial... +5
#18 - OH that dog of mine! 02/27/2016 on Owning a dog 0
#25 - Im having a kid in September and this stuff makes me nervous t…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/27/2016 on they told me all i do is... +5
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#97 - theblastradius (02/28/2016) [-]
Find a song that you won'the mind hearing a million times over the next few years. Everytime you need to comfort your child play/sing that song at the same time. By the time they reach the toddler stage all you'll need to do is turn on that song and they will calm right down unless they are seriously hurt.

Source: I started singing my daughter the pokemon theme when I couldn't think of any lullabies.
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#55 - highkingtorygg (02/28/2016) [-]
buy a sizeable amount of horse tranquilizer
#56 - tranquilizer (02/28/2016) [-]
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#52 - Byte (02/28/2016) [-]
maybe you'll get lucky and get a kid with a fascination for staring at blank walls, dead silent for hours on end like I was.
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#28 - zwittertwo (02/27/2016) [-]
Enjoy a messy house and not sleeping all the way through the night.
#1 - Feminist go home! 02/27/2016 on hating men +3
#1 - Thei is what happens when the people who make pop music sudden…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2016 on When country music plays on... +55
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#19 - ahnerma (02/27/2016) [-]
Whenever I think about country I hear George Jones' "Whose gunna Fill Their Shoes" and get bummed out cus the answer is probably no one. As far ad I'm concerned good country is a relic and a thing of beauty.
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#14 - mcmanybucks (02/27/2016) [-]
Dont forget Hannah Montana was considered slightly country-esque at a time.
#16 - stephenfauster (02/27/2016) [-]
Ya can't spell "Country" without "Cunt"?
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#6 - wykkid (02/27/2016) [-]
i miss the days of patsy cline and webb pierce
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#3 - cdsams (02/27/2016) [-]
M8, the content you posted had more meaning that just being funny, it was true and indicative of more. The rant was necessary.
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#6 - So Hillary always looked like a cunt. 02/24/2016 on Famous Politicians as kids -1