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theholytoast

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Date Signed Up:6/03/2012
Last Login:7/29/2015
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Highest Comment Rank:#8990
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#182 - Well that's your ******* fault them. Stop moan… 06/29/2015 on I'll always be that friend 0
#78 - Elvis moved in with his wife when she was only 14. 06/17/2015 on 50s be like 0
#53 - Even though Elvis was actually a pedophile.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2015 on 50s be like 0
#72 - iwasinnam (06/16/2015) [-]
I'm sorry what? Are you thinking of Micheal Jackson? Whoever you're thinking of:
User avatar #78 - theholytoast (06/17/2015) [-]
Elvis moved in with his wife when she was only 14.
#68 - The comments here are full off people giving advice about sex …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/03/2015 on How Every Sexual Fantasy... +20
User avatar #90 - advice (06/03/2015) [-]
I've had like, all the sex. go ahead and ask me anything
User avatar #168 - Tyranitar (06/03/2015) [-]
I'm told the penis does not go into the nostril, is this true?
User avatar #246 - advice (06/04/2015) [-]
the penis does NOT go into the nostril.... unless the penis is really small, the nostril is really big, and both parties are willing.
#245 - advice has deleted their comment.
User avatar #176 - garyhasmorebadges (06/03/2015) [-]
No you idiot that is wrong. It goes into the left earhole.
User avatar #177 - Tyranitar (06/03/2015) [-]
But what if she turns and it goes into the right?
User avatar #178 - garyhasmorebadges (06/03/2015) [-]
Kill her and hide the body.
#123 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
What's a vaguna and what do i put in it?
User avatar #141 - technobanana (06/03/2015) [-]
carrots
#98 - Are you guys ******* deaf? That was one of the worst th… 05/29/2015 on Op Delivers (Rap) -1
#32 - She still had to be near enough for her scream to be able to b… 05/21/2015 on Urban Legends 0
#22 - Oh so this girl just waited the whole night until the morning …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Urban Legends 0
#26 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
Assault and rapes aren't all that rare on some college campuses, plus it never said anything about where she was assaulted.
User avatar #32 - theholytoast (05/21/2015) [-]
She still had to be near enough for her scream to be able to be heard by everybody else? Also still doesn't answer why she would just wait until the morning to say anything.

These are all absolute bullshit.
#164 - >no Shotty Horroh 05/15/2015 on He's fresh out of mercy 0
#127 - this is one of the funniest things ive seen in this site for a… 04/09/2015 on It's hard in the paint 0
#40 - 2edgy4me 03/16/2015 on One more time? 0
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