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thehandofgod

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/29/2011
Last Login:3/04/2015
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Content Ranking:#5132
Comment Ranking:#1154
Highest Content Rank:#183
Highest Comment Rank:#938
Content Thumbs: 30877 total,  34814 ,  3937
Comment Thumbs: 6935 total,  8845 ,  1910
Content Level Progress: 77% (770/1000)
Level 230 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 261 Comments: Pure Win → Level 262 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:10
Content Views:958497
Times Content Favorited:1568 times
Total Comments Made:1606
FJ Points:36952
Favorite Tags: too (3) | for (2) | fuck (2) | FUNNYJUNK (2) | to (2)

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latest user's comments

#14 - *ahem* that's not a smart car *ahem* What? I …  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Smart Car +2
User avatar #29 - SteyrAUG (5 hours ago) [-]
Yes, as we can see above, the car and its driver were not very intelligent.
#121 - 5 billion of 10 billion already. Man I can't believe you're al… 17 hours ago on isded part five billion of... +2
#25 - It's b0ss m8. b0ss 03/03/2015 on Anon makes a friend +5
#35 - and for some reason i ******* want more 03/02/2015 on Molg H. Comp pt2 0
#50 - So I've uploaded this the last couple time that there was a mu… 03/02/2015 on Musical Webm Dump 0
#16 - Hmmm.... All these countries saying how trustworthy Germany is…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Italians +40
User avatar #103 - alphagex (02/28/2015) [-]
what wrong is just friendship symbols and hitler is making hand signals to help the cars
User avatar #34 - lulzdealer (02/28/2015) [-]
Germans have always been hardworking and duty-oriented. That doesn't change even when they go full Reichtangle.
User avatar #20 - thewalruss (02/28/2015) [-]
For Polland, Germany is the most and the least trustworthy
#100 - So I see all these music webms so I thought I'd share just a l…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Webm_Beats +3
User avatar #118 - dierdred (02/25/2015) [-]
I'll take the full song <_< That was pretty damn decent.
#28 - Oh man I promise that sentence wasn't hard to read at all with…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Rebellious +5
User avatar #44 - TheseChocodiles (02/25/2015) [-]
It's done on purpose and is probably more clever than you give it credit for.
There is a book called The Butcher Boy and the novel is written in a hybrid of first-person narrative with little punctuation and no separation of dialogue and thought. It's this massive story by this little boy and the use of no punctuation and grammar mistakes is amazing because you are reading it fast and there is this innocence to it, then suddenly you realise you are reading a little boy talk about how he is murdering somebody.
The 'stream of consciousness' type of writing is an actual style and I am willing to bet most tumblr people know that.
I bet if you read the butcher boy you will have a weird appreciation for that style of writing, because it is an amazing book.
User avatar #46 - jzpotter (02/25/2015) [-]
Buddy, I think you're really just overthinking it.
User avatar #47 - TheseChocodiles (02/25/2015) [-]
it's not overthinking at all. It's actually a very easy concept to get behind, the stream of consciousness way of writing.
#48 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Nah, you're way overthinking it.
User avatar #49 - TheseChocodiles (02/25/2015) [-]
whatever, read the book.
#9 - Thanks m80 02/25/2015 on ferrofluid 0
#1822 - So I don't really have any pictures of myself, so I just took … 02/25/2015 on Post your BEST picture 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #82 - thehandofgod (01/20/2014) [-]
adasd

#81 - padorak (03/15/2013) [-]
gif dump
gif dump
#79 - phanact (12/16/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #78 - padorak (10/18/2012) [-]
GOD DOMMOT PHWOP WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!
#77 - padorak (09/11/2012) [-]
my new fav gif
my new fav gif
User avatar #76 - drewpy (08/27/2012) [-]
PHIL ANSWER YOUR ****
User avatar #75 - thadin ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
Could you atleast ask the people in the comments before you make it in to a content?
It rustled my jimmies that you didn't.
#73 - padorak (08/19/2012) [-]
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#72 - padorak (08/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #71 - padorak (08/18/2012) [-]
wanna trade items fagot
User avatar #61 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Phil
User avatar #59 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Phil
User avatar #58 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Phil
User avatar #57 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Phil
User avatar #62 to #60 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
hi
User avatar #64 to #63 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
Soup?
User avatar #65 to #64 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
Chicken Noddle plox.
User avatar #66 to #65 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
NU.

CHICKEN DUMPLING MASTER RACE
User avatar #67 to #66 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
CHERKERN DERMPRING MRSTER RRCE.

No, but seriously, hows vacations?
User avatar #68 to #67 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
I just got home today, and it was fun. :3
User avatar #69 to #68 - thehandofgod (08/11/2012) [-]
Great Hey, i hate to cut you off, but My dad just got up, so i'm going to sleep. I'll talk to you soon :)
User avatar #70 to #69 - drewpy (08/11/2012) [-]
lol alright, dude we have school in like, 9 days.
User avatar #56 - drewpy (08/02/2012) [-]
HEY NIGBOT.
I haven't talked to you in FOREVER.
Why you no talk to me? YOU HATE ME?!
THEHANDOFGOD, WHY DO YOU HATE ME PHIL? WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?!?
User avatar #49 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
I'll take it as a compliment that you found my comment funny enough to be content, but really, next time you screencap some comments, post a link so they can get thumbs.
User avatar #50 to #49 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
I'm sorry. I did the last time i did a comment, i just forgot to this time. My bad bro :(
User avatar #51 to #50 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
It's alright, 104 thumbs for that comment is more than enough.
User avatar #52 to #51 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
By the way, pay no attention to the rest of the **** on my profile.
User avatar #53 to #52 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
that just made me look
User avatar #54 to #53 - thehandofgod (07/30/2012) [-]
You've been warned
User avatar #55 to #54 - haaaxderp (07/30/2012) [-]
nothing too bad here
#48 - seanlafool (07/12/2012) [-]
Ganaga Spongegar.
#47 - padorak (07/12/2012) [-]
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#46 - padorak (07/12/2012) [-]
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