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#101 - You obviously have no idea what you're talking about so this w… 08/02/2015 on Powerful Message +1
#99 - Okay, what if she sticks her fingers in his ass. Then by defin…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Powerful Message +1
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#100 - therealfell (08/02/2015) [-]
man you're one giant bundle of crazy lmao
it would be incredibly difficult to get a soft dick into a vag, first off
and once you did, what are you going to do, sit there and what? any movement and it would fall back out.

but I never said men can't be raped. I'm saying that in the case of 2 people being drunk, if a PERSON is sloppy black out drunk, one person HAS to be coherent enough to know it's wrong and that the other is too drunk
the chance of that happening to a woman is far more likely because for one, not many women are into sticking their finger into someone's ass... wth?
they would use a dildo. but that's still not likely to happen. in rare occasions, maybe.
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#101 - theguynamedme (08/02/2015) [-]
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about so this will be my last post, but it really isn't that hard to stick a soft penis into a vagina and have it stay in, especially if the female wants it in there, you are either a female or a man without experience so I'm done with this.
#95 - Just because he's not hard doesn't mean it's not rape you ****…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Powerful Message +1
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#96 - therealfell (08/02/2015) [-]
that's molestation
and it is wrong, yes
but it's not rape
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#99 - theguynamedme (08/02/2015) [-]
Okay, what if she sticks her fingers in his ass. Then by definition unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim it's rape. Are you really trying to say a man can't get raped by a woman? Also, it is possible to stick a limp dick into a vagina.
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#100 - therealfell (08/02/2015) [-]
man you're one giant bundle of crazy lmao
it would be incredibly difficult to get a soft dick into a vag, first off
and once you did, what are you going to do, sit there and what? any movement and it would fall back out.

but I never said men can't be raped. I'm saying that in the case of 2 people being drunk, if a PERSON is sloppy black out drunk, one person HAS to be coherent enough to know it's wrong and that the other is too drunk
the chance of that happening to a woman is far more likely because for one, not many women are into sticking their finger into someone's ass... wth?
they would use a dildo. but that's still not likely to happen. in rare occasions, maybe.
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#101 - theguynamedme (08/02/2015) [-]
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about so this will be my last post, but it really isn't that hard to stick a soft penis into a vagina and have it stay in, especially if the female wants it in there, you are either a female or a man without experience so I'm done with this.
#92 - And what if both parties involved are that drunk? What if they…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Powerful Message +1
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#117 - isenseven (08/02/2015) [-]
You clearly don't know what "black out drunk" is. People who are black out drunk can't really make full sentences. They can barely walk or control their body. There is no way a guy is able to have sex while black out drunk.
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#93 - therealfell (08/02/2015) [-]
men can't get hard when they're THAT drunk
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#95 - theguynamedme (08/02/2015) [-]
Just because he's not hard doesn't mean it's not rape you fucking idiot. If you go up to a drunk man who is telling you no and you grab his penis and try to jerk him off it's still rape.
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#96 - therealfell (08/02/2015) [-]
that's molestation
and it is wrong, yes
but it's not rape
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#99 - theguynamedme (08/02/2015) [-]
Okay, what if she sticks her fingers in his ass. Then by definition unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim it's rape. Are you really trying to say a man can't get raped by a woman? Also, it is possible to stick a limp dick into a vagina.
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#100 - therealfell (08/02/2015) [-]
man you're one giant bundle of crazy lmao
it would be incredibly difficult to get a soft dick into a vag, first off
and once you did, what are you going to do, sit there and what? any movement and it would fall back out.

but I never said men can't be raped. I'm saying that in the case of 2 people being drunk, if a PERSON is sloppy black out drunk, one person HAS to be coherent enough to know it's wrong and that the other is too drunk
the chance of that happening to a woman is far more likely because for one, not many women are into sticking their finger into someone's ass... wth?
they would use a dildo. but that's still not likely to happen. in rare occasions, maybe.
User avatar
#101 - theguynamedme (08/02/2015) [-]
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about so this will be my last post, but it really isn't that hard to stick a soft penis into a vagina and have it stay in, especially if the female wants it in there, you are either a female or a man without experience so I'm done with this.
#33 - So was Helga from Hey Arnold. 08/01/2015 on Didn't see that coming +4
#18 - This one is actually better though because it has cheeky Briti… 08/01/2015 on The SJW is Strong in This One 0
#167 - Alright! I get a board! 08/01/2015 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#160 - **theguynamedme used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **theguynamedme rol…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2015 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#167 - theguynamedme (08/01/2015) [-]
Alright! I get a board!
#6 - Yeah, but that's one person saying that. I personally think ev… 08/01/2015 on The SJW is Strong in This One 0
#55 - This man as in what you rolled, or as in the douchenozzle I posted? 07/31/2015 on The Garbage man can 0