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#48 - This makes me want to sleep, i made dis. 12/02/2013 on Websites for when you want... +2
#15 - This still isnt as bad as doing the Gauntlet. I may have fini…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Cringe Compilation 8 +38
User avatar #30 - kciwtsob (11/11/2013) [-]
What's the Gauntlet
#81 - ruped (11/11/2013) [-]

This is the Gauntlet. Good luck brother.
User avatar #611 - niggastolemyname (11/12/2013) [-]
Did it no cringes first try
User avatar #591 - kciwtsob (11/12/2013) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #563 - RisenLichen (11/12/2013) [-]
I think what scares me the most about these is that at some point I would've been one of them. But then I went to high school and got friends... I saw videos similar to these and I've learned the error of my ways
#122 - bronzecatgamer (11/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - ivoryhammer (11/11/2013) [-]
The what?
#115 - It's ok. Now you know! cute gif for you too 09/16/2013 on WoW -1
#112 - "Took them to the woodshed" as in completely dominat…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2013 on WoW -1
User avatar #114 - tylosaurus (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm not familiar with that term at all as you can see.
#115 - theglaw (09/16/2013) [-]
It's ok. Now you know! cute gif for you too
#109 - > mfw I play WoW and I love sports so I can enjoy this cont…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/16/2013 on WoW -1
User avatar #111 - tylosaurus (09/16/2013) [-]
Is this one of those sports metaphors? I mean, what were they doing at a woodshed?
#128 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Has more to do with beating slaves than unruly children.
#112 - theglaw (09/16/2013) [-]
"Took them to the woodshed" as in completely dominated them. Like how parents back in the day would take a kid to the woodshed and beat their asses.
User avatar #114 - tylosaurus (09/16/2013) [-]
I'm not familiar with that term at all as you can see.
#115 - theglaw (09/16/2013) [-]
It's ok. Now you know! cute gif for you too
#635 - What would have made it even better is if him and the daughter…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on Three minutes put Hollywood... +1
#657 - picklefcker (09/15/2013) [-]
nah, that will make it too hollywood
#25 - Picture 09/14/2013 on Also, be good looking. +3
#110 - Picture 09/14/2013 on Evolution +1
#20 - How i felt about myself after completing the gauntlet. I don't… 08/30/2013 on Cringe 0
#163 - Then that also might means a Lakers, Clippers, Angels, and Dod… 07/31/2013 on Just stick to the facts (GTAV) +2
#18 - I can completely relate to this, i cannot deal. 06/27/2013 on That feel when... +1
#34 - Speaking of Superman. I honestly think that Man of Steel was …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Jor-El 0
#40 - lambocj (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't know why people are thumbing you down. I also enjoyed the movie
#78 - You insult the pug, you die a horrible long drawn out death... 06/26/2013 on Look at it +5
#168 - Dont really see why everyone is hating on Xbox now that they c…  [+] (29 new replies) 06/25/2013 on E3 2013 +9
#278 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
My issue, originally, was not the policies that they changed, but the ones they didn't. I could care less about the whole "transfer for a fee" thing, that's basically steam with sharing. Everyone loves Steam, but good lord, if you move it to a console, shit hits the fan. No, no, that was cool by me. MY issues are with the always attached kinect, the fact that it monitors for number of people in the room, and the unnecessary once-daily check-ins. THAT is garbage. If they had kept the on-console purchasing (which, ignoring steam, nintendo does as well), and had, instead, removed the once-a-day check ins, and kinect, that would be amazing. Instead, they got rid of the innovative parts, and kept the spytech. As far as I'm concerned, Microsoft can suck a big one.
#274 - dtanobo (06/26/2013) [-]
Because they tried to fuck you over. They weren't smooth about it and people caught their tricks and now they're trying to clear their bad PR by removing everything the xbox had going for it (even the positives) because they're stubborn children. How dare you share an opinion.
User avatar #246 - theblastradius (06/26/2013) [-]
Look at it this way, if someone was about to shit on your face, and you were able to stop them by putting some sort of plug in his ass, would you forgive them and keep laying there, or would you get out of the way and kick him in the balls for good measure?

I feel like this metaphor got away from me somehow...
User avatar #241 - neutralgray (06/26/2013) [-]
Because it happened at all. The fact that they were willing to screw over the consumer so obviously in favor of companies is a big deal. Just because they changed their mind doesn't mean I'm going to flock back to them. A lesson needs to be learned. A lesson that isn't forgotten.
#215 - lookathecomment (06/26/2013) [-]
That was back at e3 they changed them when they finished.
User avatar #211 - ofmiceandmen (06/26/2013) [-]
That's what I'm saying.

I was thinking about moving over to the dark side, but now that they changed all those bullshit policies I'm gunna probably stick with my beloved Xbox.
User avatar #197 - OptimaTentacle (06/26/2013) [-]
Ignoring the whole used game policy and required internet fiasco that Microsoft reversed, there hasn't been many games of my interest released as exclusives on the Xbox or 360 that caught my interest, save for a few gems. I play my Wii U currently along with my PS3, but my 360 just collects dust. There are a few Xbox One exclusives that catch my eye, but the One and PS4 are almost identical. The PS4 and WiiU exclusives appeal to me so much more than what Microsoft has to offer as well; I'd rather spend $500 on exclusive games I can get for these two systems rather than the One. Don't get me wrong, a few of the games that the One will have look pretty damn cool, but that's not enough for me considering what the competition offers. I have my WiiU, and I'll probably get the PS4. Besides, the Nintendo and Sony game communities are a little less rude than Microsoft's (at least in my experience).
User avatar #286 - jorah (06/26/2013) [-]
Did you know that the xbox one bundles will come with more than just a few free games and other cool things?
User avatar #304 - OptimaTentacle (06/26/2013) [-]
Regardless, most of the companies that I enjoy make games multiplatform or either exclusive on Sony or Nintendo consoles, and I hear they're a lot more indie friendly, giving me access to more quality devs as well. I hear that One's sales are going up and up since Microsoft's policy change, so them being out of one customer won't hurt them much.
Which bundle are you talking about? The only ones I found were single game equivalents of PS4 launch-day bundles.
User avatar #316 - jorah (06/26/2013) [-]
They haven't announced all the xbox one bundles yet.
And yeah, the one will be very indie friendly, which i'm looking forward to in the future
#243 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
you know they changed both internet and used game policy?
User avatar #249 - OptimaTentacle (06/26/2013) [-]
In that same sentence I mentioned how Microsoft reversed those policies, so yes, I know.
User avatar #213 - drunkasaurus (06/26/2013) [-]
so you like faggoty jap games. well okay then.
#216 - OptimaTentacle (06/26/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry that I offended you in any way.
#227 - drunkasaurus (06/26/2013) [-]
As long as you apologize it's okay. That's what's most important.
#235 - OptimaTentacle (06/26/2013) [-]
I was going to tell you how I don't always play Japanese games, but then I looked at my shelf and maybe 1/5 of my many, many games aren't Japanese (even though they are all radically different in genre). That isn't even counting the older generation cartridge games. If it's any consolation, I consider Naughty Dog's "The Last of Us" one of my favorite games.

<Demon's Souls: Jap game by From Software
User avatar #244 - drunkasaurus (06/26/2013) [-]
I figured as much. Most of FJ seems to really love Japanese culture (anime, vidya, porn, etc). I was being rude and obnoxious because I enjoy American games much more, but your civilized reply has caused me to apologize. Enjoy whatever makes you happy.
User avatar #272 - OptimaTentacle (06/26/2013) [-]
Also, I'm not saying that Japan doesn't have it's fair share of boring, faceless games. Actually, the tropes of the typical anime-style JRPG grows tiresome really quickly, and I stay away from those. Not all of them (some gems stand above the others), but most, because Jesus Christ they're all the damn same.
User avatar #262 - OptimaTentacle (06/26/2013) [-]
I'll admit that even though I generally prefer Japanese games (purely coincidental, really), the top Western, not necessarily American games that I play usually end up being my favorites, like The Last of Us, Mass Effect, Banjo-Kazooie, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Halo, Limbo, Journey, and Bioshock. I personally just don't like the recent, huge Western focus on shooter game multiplayer that doesn't do well in giving the game an individual identity. That's not to day I'm one of those "FPS (CoD) = terrible" people, in fact I enjoy those as well when with friends. I just like personal, immersive, primarily singleplayer focused experiences for the most part, and Japan seems to pump those out much more often than Western game companies (or should I say the mainstream companies?). But we all have our different tastes and should respect them.
#189 - fizzor (06/26/2013) [-]
'Cause it was a shitty thing to do in the first place. Don't misunderstand, I plan on getting an Xbox One myself later don't hate them myself either, but MS is walking on reeeeeal thin ice when they pulled off the whole DRM thing.
User avatar #191 - jorah (06/26/2013) [-]
Keep in mind, they didn't do it just to fuck everyone, they did it because they thought it would be a good thing.
User avatar #198 - fizzor (06/26/2013) [-]
True, true. I gotta hand it to Sony, they dominated this year's E3. They got everyone on their side while MS is scraping bits and pieces of whatever is left of their former image.
User avatar #199 - jorah (06/26/2013) [-]
They didn't "dominate" they literally only won the console war for lack of doing ANYTHING, the only thing they did is stay the same.
At least microsoft TRIED to innovate and think for the future.
Did they fail? sure, but they fixed their mistake.

There is no longer any reason to hate on microsoft.
#281 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
I'm gonna have to say, from the standpoint of someone who loves all three consoles AND pc, Nintendo really stole the show. Sony intentionally smashed Microsoft, but Nintendo stayed out of it and just had awesome stuff lined up for reveal, one after the other.
#202 - fizzor (06/26/2013) [-]
But people can be real stuck up on shit like this. Besides, Microsoft should've thought it really carefully how the gaming community would respond for their idea of including the DRM. But they apparently didn't think it through well enough, got everyone mad as fuck, and the only thing that got them moving to reverse the DRM was when the pre-orders for X1 dropped low. And for that, people are not going to trust MS again that easily. Hell, I keep reading comments on YT where people fucking believe that they'd be spied on through the Kinect by Illuminati or something like that, or that MS will put the DRM after like a year and so on, it's fucking crazy.
User avatar #203 - jorah (06/26/2013) [-]
Well it wasn't really the preorders that was the problem, because the ratio with ps4 to x1 was still 3:2 which isn't that bad of a ratio, they just did it because of the massive hate.
User avatar #206 - fizzor (06/26/2013) [-]
Who knows, maybe MS seriously thought ahead and planned the whole thing from the start, although that's doubtful. Because hey, there's no such as bad publicity.
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User avatar #176 - TheHutchie (06/25/2013) [-]
Be careful saying that about Xbox bro, it's not healthy to go against the grain here.

That said, I agree with you, but will likely get both consoles over time. PS4 first.
#265 - Picture 06/24/2013 on Another reason to avoid the... +1
#49 - Get that in my mouth now! 05/15/2013 on Oh god yes! +1
#44 - < mfw my name is Greg  [+] (12 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Poor Greg +12
User avatar #90 - owmyanus (05/12/2013) [-]
What are they shooting him with, and why?
#57 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
#69 - adamhateseve (05/12/2013) [-]
#89 - youxbarstard (05/12/2013) [-]
You don't even know me!!
#91 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
I don't think you need to know someone not to like them.
That's pretty much the internet in the nutshell.
#96 - youxbarstard (05/12/2013) [-]
I thought someone would know the movie I was quoting from but whatever.
#97 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
Cat's out of the bag now.
Learn me somethin.
#98 - youxbarstard (05/12/2013) [-]
And that is fair enough, I shall do you the learnz.

It's from the family guy parody 'Blue harvest'.
#99 - youxbarstard (05/12/2013) [-]
The star wars parody that is.
#71 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
YESH. here take this. Or not. Your choice.
User avatar #77 - adamhateseve (05/12/2013) [-]
Photobucket can only do so much, my good man. But thank you.
User avatar #46 - deadrifler (05/12/2013) [-]
What the fuck.
#264 - Has it really been that long? 04/29/2013 on PIXAR Feels 0
#46 - Picture 04/06/2013 on Tattoo It +2
#271 - Picture 04/01/2013 on And they're all pretty old... +2
#146 - Comment deleted 03/27/2013 on Easter 0
#84 - Picture 03/26/2013 on lemongrab +2
#67 - I recently got a game on steam and when i go to play it all i …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2013 on Me Every Time I Download a... 0
User avatar #93 - tormain (03/26/2013) [-]
Try going to property's and put the game in compatibility mode (I'm not English so I'm not sure what it's called in English just take a look there).
That's what worked for me with Supreme Commander.
User avatar #74 - sirbrentcoe (03/26/2013) [-]
kill the process of steam in your Task Manager. Wait a couple minutes. Start Steam back up.
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User avatar #70 - ivoryhammer (03/26/2013) [-]
Try restarting steam
#131 - Wot? 03/17/2013 on Gamestop 0
#129 - mfw i work at Gamestop  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Gamestop 0
User avatar #130 - exotic (03/17/2013) [-]
What's you sexuality and why
#131 - theglaw (03/17/2013) [-]


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