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Date Signed Up:8/29/2010
Last Login:8/20/2014
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#170 - I think he's referring to this click at own risk  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Parenting +1
#199 - furiousmarshmellow (09/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #177 - Eddythebandkid (09/22/2012) [-]
All My, What!?!
User avatar #173 - warzon (09/22/2012) [-]
Damn it canada.
#210 - CanadianNuts (09/22/2012) [-]
^should be a line in the pledge of allegiance
#44 - That's why I said SUPPOSEDLY perfect. Also, according to Chris… 09/20/2012 on Gods Law +1
#40 - Not trying to be a christ-fag here, but the big difference is …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Gods Law -2
User avatar #43 - fauxshores (09/20/2012) [-]
You are stupid. If god needs you to live according to his every rule, in every way, and not question a thing he does to have eternal life and happiness, that's not being perfect. That is so imperfect it almost hurts.
#47 - hammerfell (09/20/2012) [-]
That depends entirely on your definition of perfect. I'd say he counts as perfect by default. Just keep in mind that that doesn't mean that he's not an asshole.
#45 - garnykins (09/20/2012) [-]
Also not christ-fagging, but in terms of argument:

God is this idea of a perfect being watching over you through life. Does he expect you to follow every rule? No. He expects you to sin. Does he want you to? No, but he expects it because you're human. He EXPECTS you to make mistakes, but tries to help you correct them and bring you into his wonderful place of immortal, happy robots.

If you existed in a GOVERNMENT that lead the same way... by human nature, it is inherently flawed. The government has the power over the people, and ANY idea going against them, however small, would be met full force in, probably, secret police fashion. They don't give two fucks about you 'correcting' yourself. All you are is a number to be used until your usefulness has run out.

As I said above, that isn't how God works. He lets you break rules, but expects you try and improve yourself after you break them. THAT'S the difference, love.
User avatar #44 - thefunnykiller (09/20/2012) [-]
That's why I said SUPPOSEDLY perfect. Also, according to Christianity, your soul is immortal no matter what, the only difference is whether you're sent to heaven or hell. You also don't have to "live according to his every rule, in every way, and not question a thing he does" or else you'd be completely without sin. The bible says humans are naturally sinful, so if not following every rule exactly and without question was a one way ticket to hell, everyone would be sent to hell.
#75 - Nothing prompted that 09/20/2012 on Wacky 4chan, for kidz! +5
#35 - Was actually blind the entire time  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on my keyboard +11
User avatar #48 - nephritho (09/18/2012) [-]
his stick looks like a penis
#107 - Um, excuse me? As an American I am really ******* … 09/12/2012 on Happy 9-11 +17
#196 - Princess+Moon=first thing that comes to mind  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2012 on Neil Armstrong is cool +1
#229 - gtocforyou (08/26/2012) [-]
#85 - Iraq had chemical weapons which it used for genocide against t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2012 on 'Merica 0
User avatar #107 - enkmaster (08/24/2012) [-]
I heard he wrote some hot romance novels though.
#20 - Deserves it. I mean, you can watch the show, but for the love …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2012 on It hurts just reading it +6
User avatar #42 - popadoo (08/03/2012) [-]
Yeah! Let's not allow people to do thing in the privacy of their own home using pictures that AREN'T photos of women who obviously had Daddy issues!
We aren't into it, but that doesn't mean we should stop other people from being into it.
User avatar #25 - TheMather (08/03/2012) [-]
How about the other way around? I can't stand the show, but the R34 of it is alright.
#269 - Prepare for school It isn't cool To give the children …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2012 on Prepare for school! +14
User avatar #284 - swordmasterralis (08/03/2012) [-]
This.
User avatar #271 - acidtrunks (08/03/2012) [-]
ahh jock (wobbufet)
#202 - no 07/29/2012 on Aaaaandd He's Gone 0
#62 - Picture 07/29/2012 on Oh, herro +2
#13 - Underwear you say? Well, my stomach isn't the only thing that … 07/28/2012 on you know why +8
#373 - **thefunnykiller rolled a random image posted in comment #2 … 07/28/2012 on What would yours be? +3
#449 - I need to recharge my cyborg batteries for the night master, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2012 on wow. +3
User avatar #450 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
aye
#447 - And attach frickin' laser beams to it's head  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2012 on wow. +4
#448 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #449 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
I need to recharge my cyborg batteries for the night master, but tomorrow the world shall be ours!
User avatar #450 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
aye
#444 - And I know just the goddess for the job  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2012 on wow. +4
#445 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
I SHALL TAME THIS SHARK TO HELP US
#447 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
And attach frickin' laser beams to it's head
#448 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #449 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
I need to recharge my cyborg batteries for the night master, but tomorrow the world shall be ours!
User avatar #450 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
aye
#442 - And how do you suppose we do that? Narf!  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2012 on wow. +4
#443 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
chaos of course
#444 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
And I know just the goddess for the job
#445 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
I SHALL TAME THIS SHARK TO HELP US
#447 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
And attach frickin' laser beams to it's head
#448 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #449 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
I need to recharge my cyborg batteries for the night master, but tomorrow the world shall be ours!
User avatar #450 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
aye
#440 - Booyah!  [+] (9 new replies) 07/26/2012 on wow. +2
#441 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
NOW TO RULE THE WORLD
#442 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
And how do you suppose we do that? Narf!
#443 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
chaos of course
#444 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
And I know just the goddess for the job
#445 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
I SHALL TAME THIS SHARK TO HELP US
#447 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
And attach frickin' laser beams to it's head
#448 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #449 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
I need to recharge my cyborg batteries for the night master, but tomorrow the world shall be ours!
User avatar #450 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
aye
#436 - I love you *explodes*  [+] (11 new replies) 07/26/2012 on wow. +2
#439 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
*rebuilds in to a cyborg*
#440 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
Booyah!
#441 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
NOW TO RULE THE WORLD
#442 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
And how do you suppose we do that? Narf!
#443 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
chaos of course
#444 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
And I know just the goddess for the job
#445 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
I SHALL TAME THIS SHARK TO HELP US
#447 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
And attach frickin' laser beams to it's head
#448 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #449 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
I need to recharge my cyborg batteries for the night master, but tomorrow the world shall be ours!
User avatar #450 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
aye
#434 - **thefunnykiller rolled user royalwerewolf ** Let us becom…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/26/2012 on wow. +2
User avatar #435 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
*plants c4 on yer back and runs*
#436 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
I love you *explodes*
#439 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
*rebuilds in to a cyborg*
#440 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
Booyah!
#441 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
NOW TO RULE THE WORLD
#442 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
And how do you suppose we do that? Narf!
#443 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
chaos of course
#444 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
And I know just the goddess for the job
#445 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
I SHALL TAME THIS SHARK TO HELP US
#447 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
And attach frickin' laser beams to it's head
#448 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #449 - thefunnykiller (07/26/2012) [-]
I need to recharge my cyborg batteries for the night master, but tomorrow the world shall be ours!
User avatar #450 - royalwerewolf (07/26/2012) [-]
aye
#59 - This also was their explanation for sexuality, if you're strai…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on wow. +25
#129 - Jadef (07/26/2012) [-]
THAT'S SO BRILLIANT I NOT ONLY THUMBED YOU BUT I'LL POST THIS EXCITING .GIF
#14 - Don't be like that, we gotta beat Doctor Eggman!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on I've made a huge mistake +4
User avatar #19 - reican (07/25/2012) [-]
even sonic hates water
#68 - I'm writing a porno for sound effets, it's called 50 shades of bang 07/25/2012 on 50 shades of... 0
#287 - **thefunnykiller rolls 40** iloveFJDeveloper 07/23/2012 on ERMAHGERD KERMP 0
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User avatar #22 to #21 - thefunnykiller (10/01/2012) [-]
Holy cow! Where did this happen!? That's awesome!
User avatar #23 to #22 - finni (10/02/2012) [-]
I think it is fake, but still awesome :D
User avatar #16 - finni (09/27/2012) [-]
Hey, long time no see, ey? :)

Quick question: Are you Conservative or Liberal?
User avatar #17 to #16 - thefunnykiller (09/27/2012) [-]
Hey! Long time indeed

Conservative.
User avatar #19 to #18 - thefunnykiller (09/27/2012) [-]
You too? :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - finni (09/27/2012) [-]
Yeah :D

Not that Conservative in the American way, but more European Conservative though. Anyway, it's still Conservative :D
User avatar #3 - iMJesus (03/15/2011) [-]
hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - thefunnykiller (03/15/2011) [-]
My lord, what is thy bidding, new god of FJ?
User avatar #5 to #4 - iMJesus (03/15/2011) [-]
Why do you keep calling me that?
User avatar #1 - dramaqueenthirteen (08/29/2010) [-]
i just took your comment virginity ;) and IK you liked it...so its not rape.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thefunnykiller (08/29/2010) [-]
oh god! UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! (Comment orgasm)
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