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thefunnykiller

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/29/2010
Last Login:7/01/2015
Location:America
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#22682
Highest Content Rank:#7660
Highest Comment Rank:#3139
Content Thumbs: 278 total,  380 ,  102
Comment Thumbs: 1698 total,  2102 ,  404
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 27 Content: Peasant → Level 28 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 94% (94/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:2
Content Views:18688
Times Content Favorited:28 times
Total Comments Made:586
FJ Points:1887
Favorite Tags: i dont do tags (15)

latest user's comments

#711 - Yeah for sure! I love it :D And what of Ke$ha my lord?  [+] (13 new replies) 03/23/2011 on The best song ever +1
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User avatar #745 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Of course my lord! I shall drown her in a tank of her own glitter! We can then sell her liver as an alcoholic beverage! And what of Edward Cullen, our sources tell that twilight vampires don't actually sparkle, it's just a excuse Edward uses to wear glitter.
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User avatar #781 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yes my lord! You shall blind them with a light brighter than that of a thousand suns! No matter how powerful your enemy, no one can deny your army of lttle monsters. We shall make Ke$ha and Edward Cullen wish they where never born... this way.
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User avatar #800 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
My lord, I would be honored to wear one of your crazy- I mean deep and meaningful fashion statement. I would love to have laser pointer guns around my man nipples so that I may aim my blinding light into their eye sockets for you, my lord.
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User avatar #867 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
*gasp* My lord, kill my own flesh and blood? ... NO FAMILY BOND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WILL OF GAGA! It shall be done! I shall video tape his gruesome slaughter so that you may have a point of reference. Unless you prefer the traitor be killed in front of you so that you may slaughter him with your disco stick.
#886 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #923 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style of clothing shall shock the world once worn on you, my lord.
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
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#682 - It shall my lord, it shall.  [+] (15 new replies) 03/23/2011 on The best song ever +1
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User avatar #711 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yeah for sure! I love it :D And what of Ke$ha my lord?
#728 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #745 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Of course my lord! I shall drown her in a tank of her own glitter! We can then sell her liver as an alcoholic beverage! And what of Edward Cullen, our sources tell that twilight vampires don't actually sparkle, it's just a excuse Edward uses to wear glitter.
#762 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #781 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yes my lord! You shall blind them with a light brighter than that of a thousand suns! No matter how powerful your enemy, no one can deny your army of lttle monsters. We shall make Ke$ha and Edward Cullen wish they where never born... this way.
#790 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #800 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
My lord, I would be honored to wear one of your crazy- I mean deep and meaningful fashion statement. I would love to have laser pointer guns around my man nipples so that I may aim my blinding light into their eye sockets for you, my lord.
#818 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #867 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
*gasp* My lord, kill my own flesh and blood? ... NO FAMILY BOND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WILL OF GAGA! It shall be done! I shall video tape his gruesome slaughter so that you may have a point of reference. Unless you prefer the traitor be killed in front of you so that you may slaughter him with your disco stick.
#886 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #923 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style of clothing shall shock the world once worn on you, my lord.
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#652 - Yes oh powerful lord, her virgin flesh will be the perfect sac…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/22/2011 on The best song ever +1
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User avatar #682 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
It shall my lord, it shall.
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User avatar #711 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yeah for sure! I love it :D And what of Ke$ha my lord?
#728 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #745 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Of course my lord! I shall drown her in a tank of her own glitter! We can then sell her liver as an alcoholic beverage! And what of Edward Cullen, our sources tell that twilight vampires don't actually sparkle, it's just a excuse Edward uses to wear glitter.
#762 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #781 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yes my lord! You shall blind them with a light brighter than that of a thousand suns! No matter how powerful your enemy, no one can deny your army of lttle monsters. We shall make Ke$ha and Edward Cullen wish they where never born... this way.
#790 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #800 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
My lord, I would be honored to wear one of your crazy- I mean deep and meaningful fashion statement. I would love to have laser pointer guns around my man nipples so that I may aim my blinding light into their eye sockets for you, my lord.
#818 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #867 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
*gasp* My lord, kill my own flesh and blood? ... NO FAMILY BOND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WILL OF GAGA! It shall be done! I shall video tape his gruesome slaughter so that you may have a point of reference. Unless you prefer the traitor be killed in front of you so that you may slaughter him with your disco stick.
#886 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #923 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style of clothing shall shock the world once worn on you, my lord.
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#627 - What is your bidding oh powerful lord, Gaga.  [+] (19 new replies) 03/22/2011 on The best song ever +1
#634 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #652 - thefunnykiller (03/22/2011) [-]
Yes oh powerful lord, her virgin flesh will be the perfect sacrifice for your next meat dress. We will preform the ceremony on Friday. We shall see how much that bitch likes it now.
#665 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #682 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
It shall my lord, it shall.
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User avatar #711 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yeah for sure! I love it :D And what of Ke$ha my lord?
#728 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #745 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Of course my lord! I shall drown her in a tank of her own glitter! We can then sell her liver as an alcoholic beverage! And what of Edward Cullen, our sources tell that twilight vampires don't actually sparkle, it's just a excuse Edward uses to wear glitter.
#762 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #781 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yes my lord! You shall blind them with a light brighter than that of a thousand suns! No matter how powerful your enemy, no one can deny your army of lttle monsters. We shall make Ke$ha and Edward Cullen wish they where never born... this way.
#790 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #800 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
My lord, I would be honored to wear one of your crazy- I mean deep and meaningful fashion statement. I would love to have laser pointer guns around my man nipples so that I may aim my blinding light into their eye sockets for you, my lord.
#818 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #867 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
*gasp* My lord, kill my own flesh and blood? ... NO FAMILY BOND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WILL OF GAGA! It shall be done! I shall video tape his gruesome slaughter so that you may have a point of reference. Unless you prefer the traitor be killed in front of you so that you may slaughter him with your disco stick.
#886 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #923 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style of clothing shall shock the world once worn on you, my lord.
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#66 - According to I now have HIV... damn you red text. 03/20/2011 on shut up! 0
#187 - Killed the wrong Black indeed  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2011 on Rebecca Black Meets Harry... +28
User avatar #232 - italiangodzilla (03/20/2011) [-]
anyone else not know his last name was black? anyone else heterosexual? no? alright then.
User avatar #218 - kingrayne (03/20/2011) [-]
I dunno,they're kind of equal...Which one do they kill?Jacob or Rebecca?!?!?!
#38 - cuz god makes no mistakes 03/19/2011 on Say out loud -5
#173 - Comment deleted 03/19/2011 on epic thread? -1
#5 - read the description, I added the text from the content. 03/15/2011 on Holey book of FJ 0
#9 - Picture 03/15/2011 on thefunnykiller's profile 0
#7 - Thank you for bestowing this wonderful gift upon me! I shall f…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2011 on thefunnykiller's profile 0
User avatar #8 - iMJesus (03/15/2011) [-]
DO IT
#9 - thefunnykiller (03/15/2011) [-]
#4 - My lord, what is thy bidding, new god of FJ?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2011 on thefunnykiller's profile 0
User avatar #5 - iMJesus (03/15/2011) [-]
Why do you keep calling me that?
#499 - Well... **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2011 on Sup Japan 0
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#224 - Isn't there a safer way to cool down a nuclear power plant tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2011 on Sup Japan 0
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User avatar #499 - thefunnykiller (03/13/2011) [-]
Well... fuck.
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#655 - Chick: And to complete your costume! I got glitter so you can …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2011 on Halloween -5
#665 - xMMGx (03/10/2011) [-]
That's creepy. Why would you put that image in my head?
#670 - Davidowns (03/10/2011) [-]
That's creepy? No no no THIS is creepy.
#677 - xMMGx (03/10/2011) [-]
no no no THIS IS SPARTA!
User avatar #680 - Davidowns (03/10/2011) [-]
Hmm that's a nice sparta you have there i might call the queen creeper it check that shit out.....
#10 - Koala: I WAS ADOPTED!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2011 on Fucking with nature. FOR... +20
#11 - masterfuldisaster (02/19/2011) [-]
congratufuckinglations
took you long enough
#55 - Comment deleted 02/05/2011 on stupid fox comp. 0
#124 - Okay, what you said sounded so stupid! Like you said, in Calif… 02/03/2011 on Best soda ever 0
#113 - Weed soda! Now legal in California! 02/03/2011 on Best soda ever 0
#203 - You're on a train, you know where you want the train to take y…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2011 on wait what ? +15
User avatar #223 - HitlerChu (02/01/2011) [-]
you don't care where its going to take you so long as you are with the person you love.
how ever when said train gets here
still gonna squish your head like a grape ya dumb bitch
#210 - iiZeta (02/01/2011) [-]
NO! Get out of my head you made up dream of a person inside the dream of a dream of a person dreaming!
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#225 - who's the origonal source? I remember seeing this guy's Person… 02/01/2011 on Pokemon Comic Prequel +1
#17 - Oh my god we need comment favoriting 01/29/2011 on Is this heaven? +1
#30 - I'm on the chick's side, the guy seems like a douche 01/29/2011 on Epic Win (sorry for the... -12
#32 - I'm high as **** ! 01/23/2011 on Black Day For Funnyjunk 0
#27 - Svalbard... when the hell did you get glasses? 01/18/2011 on Hitler B'aww -2

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User avatar #22 to #21 - thefunnykiller (10/01/2012) [-]
Holy cow! Where did this happen!? That's awesome!
User avatar #23 to #22 - finni (10/02/2012) [-]
I think it is fake, but still awesome :D
User avatar #16 - finni (09/27/2012) [-]
Hey, long time no see, ey? :)

Quick question: Are you Conservative or Liberal?
User avatar #17 to #16 - thefunnykiller (09/27/2012) [-]
Hey! Long time indeed

Conservative.
User avatar #19 to #18 - thefunnykiller (09/27/2012) [-]
You too? :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - finni (09/27/2012) [-]
Yeah :D

Not that Conservative in the American way, but more European Conservative though. Anyway, it's still Conservative :D
User avatar #3 - iMJesus (03/15/2011) [-]
hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - thefunnykiller (03/15/2011) [-]
My lord, what is thy bidding, new god of FJ?
User avatar #5 to #4 - iMJesus (03/15/2011) [-]
Why do you keep calling me that?
User avatar #1 - dramaqueenthirteen (08/29/2010) [-]
i just took your comment virginity ;) and IK you liked it...so its not rape.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thefunnykiller (08/29/2010) [-]
oh god! UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! (Comment orgasm)
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