x
Click to expand

thefunnykiller

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/29/2010
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:America
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#24194
Highest Content Rank:#7660
Highest Comment Rank:#3139
Content Thumbs: 278 total,  380 ,  102
Comment Thumbs: 1697 total,  2100 ,  403
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 27 Content: Peasant → Level 28 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 94% (94/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:2
Content Views:18668
Times Content Favorited:28 times
Total Comments Made:579
FJ Points:1887
Favorite Tags: i dont do tags (15)

latest user's comments

#420 - OP 04/18/2011 on Funnyjunk Song -1
#369 - To protect this site from devistation  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2011 on Funnyjunk Song +3
#381 - neveralonetwo has deleted their comment.
#392 - anonymous (04/18/2011) [-]
to protect our ears from truth and love
#397 - neveralonetwo has deleted their comment.
#416 - anonymous (04/18/2011) [-]
User avatar #420 - thefunnykiller (04/18/2011) [-]
OP
#131 - HAHAHA! The creepers in the window!  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2011 on OCEPTION +1
#159 - kthxbye has deleted their comment.
#137 - leafblaed (04/15/2011) [-]
#134 - anonymous (04/15/2011) [-]
I DID NOT SEE THAT! I did NOT see that until I read this...

BTW Asshat is a real name.
#411 - I'll be sure to bring my laptop into the kitchen to show these… 04/15/2011 on BE PRO around the house. +1
#152 - Comment deleted 04/13/2011 on Spider Bro 0
#398 - Hahaha! Nice Prussia! 04/07/2011 on Will Ferrell has too much Swag 0
#233 - The funny thing, the picture on the top is the one that was ph… 04/07/2011 on OH PHOTOSHOP! +29
#268 - which seat can I take?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2011 on Admit You Did This (See... +18
User avatar #274 - firstgen (04/05/2011) [-]
her biggest nightmare: more then one empty seat
#249 - LOL what's that from?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2011 on COMIC 11 0
#250 - fefw has deleted their comment.
#2 - Picture 04/03/2011 on ms FUCKING paint +8
#41 - Thanks! 03/28/2011 on They caught me 0
#37 - OMG! What Hetalia episode is that from!?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2011 on They caught me 0
#40 - qballextraction (03/28/2011) [-]
Um, forget the specifics, third season though, Italy is grabbing underwear for Germany for Christmas if I recall correctly.
User avatar #41 - thefunnykiller (03/28/2011) [-]
Thanks!
#946 - Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2011 on The best song ever +1
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#923 - Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style o…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2011 on The best song ever +1
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#867 - *gasp* My lord, kill my own flesh and blood? ... NO FAMILY BON…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2011 on The best song ever +1
#886 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #923 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style of clothing shall shock the world once worn on you, my lord.
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#800 - My lord, I would be honored to wear one of your crazy- I mean …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2011 on The best song ever +1
#818 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #867 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
*gasp* My lord, kill my own flesh and blood? ... NO FAMILY BOND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WILL OF GAGA! It shall be done! I shall video tape his gruesome slaughter so that you may have a point of reference. Unless you prefer the traitor be killed in front of you so that you may slaughter him with your disco stick.
#886 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #923 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style of clothing shall shock the world once worn on you, my lord.
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#781 - Yes my lord! You shall blind them with a light brighter than t…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/23/2011 on The best song ever +1
#790 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #800 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
My lord, I would be honored to wear one of your crazy- I mean deep and meaningful fashion statement. I would love to have laser pointer guns around my man nipples so that I may aim my blinding light into their eye sockets for you, my lord.
#818 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #867 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
*gasp* My lord, kill my own flesh and blood? ... NO FAMILY BOND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WILL OF GAGA! It shall be done! I shall video tape his gruesome slaughter so that you may have a point of reference. Unless you prefer the traitor be killed in front of you so that you may slaughter him with your disco stick.
#886 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #923 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style of clothing shall shock the world once worn on you, my lord.
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#745 - Of course my lord! I shall drown her in a tank of her own glit…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/23/2011 on The best song ever +1
#762 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #781 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yes my lord! You shall blind them with a light brighter than that of a thousand suns! No matter how powerful your enemy, no one can deny your army of lttle monsters. We shall make Ke$ha and Edward Cullen wish they where never born... this way.
#790 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #800 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
My lord, I would be honored to wear one of your crazy- I mean deep and meaningful fashion statement. I would love to have laser pointer guns around my man nipples so that I may aim my blinding light into their eye sockets for you, my lord.
#818 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #867 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
*gasp* My lord, kill my own flesh and blood? ... NO FAMILY BOND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WILL OF GAGA! It shall be done! I shall video tape his gruesome slaughter so that you may have a point of reference. Unless you prefer the traitor be killed in front of you so that you may slaughter him with your disco stick.
#886 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #923 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style of clothing shall shock the world once worn on you, my lord.
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#711 - Yeah for sure! I love it :D And what of Ke$ha my lord?  [+] (13 new replies) 03/23/2011 on The best song ever +1
#728 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #745 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Of course my lord! I shall drown her in a tank of her own glitter! We can then sell her liver as an alcoholic beverage! And what of Edward Cullen, our sources tell that twilight vampires don't actually sparkle, it's just a excuse Edward uses to wear glitter.
#762 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #781 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yes my lord! You shall blind them with a light brighter than that of a thousand suns! No matter how powerful your enemy, no one can deny your army of lttle monsters. We shall make Ke$ha and Edward Cullen wish they where never born... this way.
#790 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #800 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
My lord, I would be honored to wear one of your crazy- I mean deep and meaningful fashion statement. I would love to have laser pointer guns around my man nipples so that I may aim my blinding light into their eye sockets for you, my lord.
#818 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #867 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
*gasp* My lord, kill my own flesh and blood? ... NO FAMILY BOND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WILL OF GAGA! It shall be done! I shall video tape his gruesome slaughter so that you may have a point of reference. Unless you prefer the traitor be killed in front of you so that you may slaughter him with your disco stick.
#886 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #923 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style of clothing shall shock the world once worn on you, my lord.
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#682 - It shall my lord, it shall.  [+] (15 new replies) 03/23/2011 on The best song ever +1
#693 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #711 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yeah for sure! I love it :D And what of Ke$ha my lord?
#728 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #745 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Of course my lord! I shall drown her in a tank of her own glitter! We can then sell her liver as an alcoholic beverage! And what of Edward Cullen, our sources tell that twilight vampires don't actually sparkle, it's just a excuse Edward uses to wear glitter.
#762 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #781 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yes my lord! You shall blind them with a light brighter than that of a thousand suns! No matter how powerful your enemy, no one can deny your army of lttle monsters. We shall make Ke$ha and Edward Cullen wish they where never born... this way.
#790 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #800 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
My lord, I would be honored to wear one of your crazy- I mean deep and meaningful fashion statement. I would love to have laser pointer guns around my man nipples so that I may aim my blinding light into their eye sockets for you, my lord.
#818 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #867 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
*gasp* My lord, kill my own flesh and blood? ... NO FAMILY BOND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WILL OF GAGA! It shall be done! I shall video tape his gruesome slaughter so that you may have a point of reference. Unless you prefer the traitor be killed in front of you so that you may slaughter him with your disco stick.
#886 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #923 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style of clothing shall shock the world once worn on you, my lord.
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#652 - Yes oh powerful lord, her virgin flesh will be the perfect sac…  [+] (17 new replies) 03/22/2011 on The best song ever +1
#665 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #682 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
It shall my lord, it shall.
#693 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #711 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yeah for sure! I love it :D And what of Ke$ha my lord?
#728 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #745 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Of course my lord! I shall drown her in a tank of her own glitter! We can then sell her liver as an alcoholic beverage! And what of Edward Cullen, our sources tell that twilight vampires don't actually sparkle, it's just a excuse Edward uses to wear glitter.
#762 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #781 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yes my lord! You shall blind them with a light brighter than that of a thousand suns! No matter how powerful your enemy, no one can deny your army of lttle monsters. We shall make Ke$ha and Edward Cullen wish they where never born... this way.
#790 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #800 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
My lord, I would be honored to wear one of your crazy- I mean deep and meaningful fashion statement. I would love to have laser pointer guns around my man nipples so that I may aim my blinding light into their eye sockets for you, my lord.
#818 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #867 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
*gasp* My lord, kill my own flesh and blood? ... NO FAMILY BOND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WILL OF GAGA! It shall be done! I shall video tape his gruesome slaughter so that you may have a point of reference. Unless you prefer the traitor be killed in front of you so that you may slaughter him with your disco stick.
#886 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #923 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style of clothing shall shock the world once worn on you, my lord.
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#627 - What is your bidding oh powerful lord, Gaga.  [+] (19 new replies) 03/22/2011 on The best song ever +1
#634 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #652 - thefunnykiller (03/22/2011) [-]
Yes oh powerful lord, her virgin flesh will be the perfect sacrifice for your next meat dress. We will preform the ceremony on Friday. We shall see how much that bitch likes it now.
#665 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #682 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
It shall my lord, it shall.
#693 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #711 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yeah for sure! I love it :D And what of Ke$ha my lord?
#728 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #745 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Of course my lord! I shall drown her in a tank of her own glitter! We can then sell her liver as an alcoholic beverage! And what of Edward Cullen, our sources tell that twilight vampires don't actually sparkle, it's just a excuse Edward uses to wear glitter.
#762 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #781 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Yes my lord! You shall blind them with a light brighter than that of a thousand suns! No matter how powerful your enemy, no one can deny your army of lttle monsters. We shall make Ke$ha and Edward Cullen wish they where never born... this way.
#790 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #800 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
My lord, I would be honored to wear one of your crazy- I mean deep and meaningful fashion statement. I would love to have laser pointer guns around my man nipples so that I may aim my blinding light into their eye sockets for you, my lord.
#818 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #867 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
*gasp* My lord, kill my own flesh and blood? ... NO FAMILY BOND IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE WILL OF GAGA! It shall be done! I shall video tape his gruesome slaughter so that you may have a point of reference. Unless you prefer the traitor be killed in front of you so that you may slaughter him with your disco stick.
#886 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #923 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Perhaps you shall wear the garb of Rihanna, her normal style of clothing shall shock the world once worn on you, my lord.
#931 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #946 - thefunnykiller (03/23/2011) [-]
Thank you my lord, Lady Gaga! This is a prestigious honor. I shall use my new position to make this world yours as we creep out people with out strange outfits and jerky dance moves!
#1015 - zombiejohn has deleted their comment.
#66 - According to I now have HIV... damn you red text. 03/20/2011 on shut up! 0
#187 - Killed the wrong Black indeed  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2011 on Rebecca Black Meets Harry... +28
User avatar #232 - italiangodzilla (03/20/2011) [-]
anyone else not know his last name was black? anyone else heterosexual? no? alright then.
User avatar #218 - kingrayne (03/20/2011) [-]
I dunno,they're kind of equal...Which one do they kill?Jacob or Rebecca?!?!?!
#38 - cuz god makes no mistakes 03/19/2011 on Say out loud -5

items

Total unique items point value: 1050 / Total items point value: 1450
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thefunnykiller ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
Holy cow! Where did this happen!? That's awesome!
User avatar #23 to #22 - finni (10/02/2012) [-]
I think it is fake, but still awesome :D
User avatar #16 - finni (09/27/2012) [-]
Hey, long time no see, ey? :)

Quick question: Are you Conservative or Liberal?
User avatar #17 to #16 - thefunnykiller ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
Hey! Long time indeed

Conservative.
User avatar #19 to #18 - thefunnykiller ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
You too? :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - finni (09/27/2012) [-]
Yeah :D

Not that Conservative in the American way, but more European Conservative though. Anyway, it's still Conservative :D
User avatar #3 - iMJesus (03/15/2011) [-]
hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - thefunnykiller ONLINE (03/15/2011) [-]
My lord, what is thy bidding, new god of FJ?
User avatar #5 to #4 - iMJesus (03/15/2011) [-]
Why do you keep calling me that?
User avatar #1 - dramaqueenthirteen (08/29/2010) [-]
i just took your comment virginity ;) and IK you liked it...so its not rape.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thefunnykiller ONLINE (08/29/2010) [-]
oh god! UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! (Comment orgasm)
 Friends (0)