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- Yeah, but then the vikings were killed by the Natives. Columbu…
Just saw this on Guile's Theme
I believe you missed a step.
2. Steal Gold
3. Bring back to Europe
- I think he's referring to this click at own risk
All My, What!?!
Damn it canada.
^should be a line in the pledge of allegiance
- That's why I said SUPPOSEDLY perfect. Also, according to Chris…
- Not trying to be a christ-fag here, but the big difference is …
You are stupid. If god needs you to live according to his every rule, in every way, and not question a thing he does to have eternal life and happiness, that's not being perfect. That is so imperfect it almost hurts.
That depends entirely on your definition of perfect. I'd say he counts as perfect by default. Just keep in mind that that doesn't mean that he's not an asshole.
Also not christ-fagging, but in terms of argument:
God is this idea of a perfect being watching over you through life. Does he expect you to follow every rule? No. He expects you to sin. Does he want you to? No, but he expects it because you're human. He EXPECTS you to make mistakes, but tries to help you correct them and bring you into his wonderful place of immortal, happy robots.
If you existed in a GOVERNMENT that lead the same way... by human nature, it is inherently flawed. The government has the power over the people, and ANY idea going against them, however small, would be met full force in, probably, secret police fashion. They don't give two fucks about you 'correcting' yourself. All you are is a number to be used until your usefulness has run out.
As I said above, that isn't how God works. He lets you break rules, but expects you try and improve yourself after you break them. THAT'S the difference, love.
That's why I said SUPPOSEDLY perfect. Also, according to Christianity, your soul is immortal no matter what, the only difference is whether you're sent to heaven or hell. You also don't have to "live according to his every rule, in every way, and not question a thing he does" or else you'd be completely without sin. The bible says humans are naturally sinful, so if not following every rule exactly and without question was a one way ticket to hell, everyone would be sent to hell.
- Nothing prompted that
Wacky 4chan, for kidz!
- Was actually blind the entire time
his stick looks like a penis
- Um, excuse me? As an American I am really ******* offended. We…
- Princess+Moon=first thing that comes to mind
Neil Armstrong is cool
- Iraq had chemical weapons which it used for genocide against t…
I heard he wrote some hot romance novels though.
- Deserves it. I mean, you can watch the show, but for the love …
It hurts just reading it
Yeah! Let's not allow people to do thing in the privacy of their own home using pictures that AREN'T photos of women who obviously had Daddy issues!
We aren't into it, but that doesn't mean we should stop other people from being into it.
How about the other way around? I can't stand the show, but the R34 of it is alright.
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