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#107 - So mtndewme, you think it's okay to repost? Because if so, you…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2011 on Old facebook repost +2
User avatar #203 - breadstickez (06/22/2011) [-]
So the funnykiller, you think its okay to call out a repost? Because if so, you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not support every repost, but what he's trying to do is bring the funny back to funnyjunk, how can you be against that?

Lol jk
#778 - I love blind mag and REPO!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2011 on First Troll you ever... +1
User avatar #816 - postalduckling (06/21/2011) [-]
Just realised that was from Repo...
#43 - "This 1 Weird Trick" is called money 06/12/2011 on Actual Ad I had +2
#888 - Lesbian eh? Even better! Bring one of your girl friends to my … 06/03/2011 on My dream girl! almost +3
#1425 - Um excuse me? I don't remember American soldiers ever taking i…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/31/2011 on This really does say it all -9
User avatar #1506 - pigshit (05/31/2011) [-]

Read this article. American soldiers killing innocents for fun exist.
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#1494 - TheCrackerjack (05/31/2011) [-]
Really. Just because one soldier snaps, or a bomb is dropped off target on a civilian house, everybody is quick do judge, to claim that the Americans are just like the terrorists.

Let me ask you this. Has America attacked Kurdish minorities with mustard gas? Have we skinned innocent farmers alive in front of there families because they dream of being free? Do we do those things? No. Guess who does. The enemies we are fighting against now do.
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#1521 - TheCrackerjack (05/31/2011) [-]
They are absolutely nothing alike. They do nothing similar. The casualties caused by US forces has either been accidental or the result of someone who is fucked up. We dont make blatant murder a part of our warfighting strategy, unlike the enemies we fight. You really should look at the atrocities committed by both sides before you start comparing the American military to terrorists who use children as body armor.
User avatar #1534 - bleucheezempire (05/31/2011) [-]
So because it was an accident we can just overlook it?
That is fucking idiotic.
#1541 - TheCrackerjack (05/31/2011) [-]
You don't overlook it, retard. There are extensive military invvestigations that can find people guilty of negligence or downright intent to kill. Soldiers are dishonorably dismissed from the military and punished.

Yall scrutinize the American military operations for isolated incidents so you can point out the atroctites the military commits, while overlooking the horrible things the Taliban and Al Qaeda have done.
User avatar #1555 - bleucheezempire (05/31/2011) [-]
Who overlooks what the Taliban and Al Qaeda have done?
"Oh yeah, 9/11, that was nothing. Did you hear about the hospital that got bombed in Afghanistan?"
Besides, the UN estimates 500,000 Iraqi CHILDREN have died from bombing and sanctions. So does the loss of 3,000 American lives on 9/11 justify that? Do these children's lives mean anything less than the American lives lost in battle?
Fuck no.
#1574 - TheCrackerjack (05/31/2011) [-]
The sanctions were the country's government's fault, not America's or the UN's.
#1570 - TheCrackerjack (05/31/2011) [-]
I am not talking about the atrocities Al qaeda and Taliban have committed on us, I am talking about what they do to their own people. Do you know that when a peasant is found to be pro-democratic, the Taliban gather his family in his own house and execute him in front of them?

Also according to the UN, the Taliban are responsible for 76% of the civilian death toll in Afghanistan. They kill twice as many innocent people as they kill Afghan governmental or Coalition (US and allies) soldiers.

Noitce that your statistic includes the number of children killed by sanctions, no doubt by malnutrition. These sanctions came as the direct result of actions taken by the countries government, and were approved by the UN.
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User avatar #1432 - sketchE (05/31/2011) [-]
i think he means when you do it accidentaly. it happens all the time and it really messes up the soldier
#223 - Well, it's in raditz's, so it's weak anyways  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2011 on Blowing Kisses +2
User avatar #225 - sudowoodo (05/30/2011) [-]
noo, my power level is 26 raditz. thats enough to beat Vegeta who is worth 15 raditz
#61 - No ones forcing you to do any of those things. You do them unl… 05/29/2011 on international car discussion +8
#989 - Let's go to the mall in my ass (from how I met your mother)  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2011 on Retarded +1
User avatar #995 - ArtilleryAlice (05/29/2011) [-]
"Let's go to the mall everybody!" lol robin sparkles.
#24 - the last hand was the best 05/27/2011 on a handy compilation +1
#20 - LOL! The electric type gyarados is Sailor Jupiter 05/21/2011 on EPIC POKEMON COMP 2 0
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#57 - Lich King, why are you making chocolate pudding? Because I'… 05/13/2011 on Warcraft Comp +8
#16 - I became the strongest military power in the world! Do you lov…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2011 on Tea Party -7
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#24 - thefunnykiller (09/09/2011) [-]
America: *laughs* Put this on bitch!
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User avatar #21 - andythemole (05/09/2011) [-]
ever heard of china
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#114 - And yet I still scroll to the top to click next 05/07/2011 on stalker +3
#3 - Actually, Day's of the week WHERE named after Norse gods. 05/07/2011 on If today is friday, then... 0
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im mad you put the exact amount of faps that goes along with the beat
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User avatar #22 to #21 - thefunnykiller (10/01/2012) [-]
Holy cow! Where did this happen!? That's awesome!
User avatar #23 to #22 - finni (10/02/2012) [-]
I think it is fake, but still awesome :D
User avatar #16 - finni (09/27/2012) [-]
Hey, long time no see, ey? :)

Quick question: Are you Conservative or Liberal?
User avatar #17 to #16 - thefunnykiller (09/27/2012) [-]
Hey! Long time indeed

User avatar #19 to #18 - thefunnykiller (09/27/2012) [-]
You too? :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - finni (09/27/2012) [-]
Yeah :D

Not that Conservative in the American way, but more European Conservative though. Anyway, it's still Conservative :D
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User avatar #4 to #3 - thefunnykiller (03/15/2011) [-]
My lord, what is thy bidding, new god of FJ?
User avatar #5 to #4 - iMJesus (03/15/2011) [-]
Why do you keep calling me that?
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