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theflamingspork

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/03/2012
Last Login:7/22/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#1077
Highest Comment Rank:#9480
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Times Content Favorited:168 times
Total Comments Made:501
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#556 - the hell is a vavaroo? this website, always spitting out new f… 04/18/2015 on Vocaroo Thread 0
#509 - im self-conscious about my appearance, how do i honestly look.…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
#617 - maxsexington (04/18/2015) [-]
But seriously solid 6/10 looks wise

solid jaw, clean hair, decent eyes. Its a bad photo but i'd chalk you up to hmmm..7/10 if you wore a suit.
User avatar #622 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
thanks man
User avatar #583 - Virt (04/18/2015) [-]
you look pretty good
english?
User avatar #587 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
nah, American, FL
User avatar #600 - yourbutthurt (04/18/2015) [-]
What county?
User avatar #602 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
America...
User avatar #609 - yourbutthurt (04/18/2015) [-]
What COUNTY. not country hahaha
User avatar #613 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
Hernando, you?
User avatar #616 - yourbutthurt (04/18/2015) [-]
Osceola.
User avatar #619 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
cool
User avatar #631 - yourbutthurt (04/19/2015) [-]
Also, you're handsome. So don't worry so much
User avatar #591 - Virt (04/18/2015) [-]
ah idk why i thought u were english
maybe im just really sleepy lol

but yea dude youre good lookin, just be more confident
User avatar #595 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
lol, thanks man, im sure you're a handsome bastard too.
User avatar #608 - Virt (04/18/2015) [-]
sure lets go with that :p
User avatar #612 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
nah common sure you are
User avatar #530 - wimwam (04/18/2015) [-]
No need to be self conscious. It's hard to see your gains from this pic though
#88 - ight 04/18/2015 on Game Of Thrones 0
#85 - there like a website with all episodes  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Game Of Thrones 0
User avatar #87 - sonictheblueguy (04/18/2015) [-]
Not that I know of... In any other situation I'd suggest piracy but I don't want to be a dick to people who actually do their job well. Whole series up to 5 will only cost you about £40, isn't bad consider how much you get.
User avatar #88 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
ight
#83 - there like a website with all episodes 04/18/2015 on Game Of Thrones 0
#31 - never watched GoT...  [+] (10 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Game Of Thrones +2
User avatar #101 - karlKroenen (04/18/2015) [-]
Yeah these guys are right. As soon as you start watching it tickles your heart and mind a little bit, and then that soon stops. It fucking grabs you by the neck and drags you around while telling you glorious, immaculate, emotion wrenching stories. Every once in a while, you get punched in the face...every once in a while you smile pure happiness. Its a ride, from beginning to end. Truly an experience everybody needs to have.
User avatar #84 - sonictheblueguy (04/18/2015) [-]
It's kind of like Mass Effect... you don't play it because there's so much hype about it and you assume it more generic crap. Then you stop being such a dense cunt and enjoy yourself.
User avatar #85 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
there like a website with all episodes
User avatar #87 - sonictheblueguy (04/18/2015) [-]
Not that I know of... In any other situation I'd suggest piracy but I don't want to be a dick to people who actually do their job well. Whole series up to 5 will only cost you about £40, isn't bad consider how much you get.
User avatar #88 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
ight
#59 - shiftyscent (04/18/2015) [-]
I didn't start watching 'till last season because I thought "Meh, it's probably overhyped, how good can a fantasy series on TV be?"

Turns out, really, really good, with immense production value.
User avatar #83 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
there like a website with all episodes
User avatar #49 - farokhmanesh (04/18/2015) [-]
You'd like it.
User avatar #37 - infinitereaper (04/18/2015) [-]
you should, one of the better surprises of my life
#32 - karlKroenen (04/18/2015) [-]
#30 - Picture 04/18/2015 on Easy +5
#170 - k so like did they forget about the asshole being blocked? 04/18/2015 on Cringe #31 - My Little Pony +1
#91 - stop you....  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Coral +4
#93 - dvdfaust (04/17/2015) [-]
ok boss ):
#88 - i love you  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Coral +3
#89 - dvdfaust (04/17/2015) [-]
No problem, assmunch.
#91 - theflamingspork (04/17/2015) [-]
stop you....
#93 - dvdfaust (04/17/2015) [-]
ok boss ):
#78 - Picture 04/17/2015 on Mad Moxxi 0
#81 - wheres the one comic were ricks face is stretched over to cora…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Coral +10
#87 - dvdfaust (04/17/2015) [-]
Bloink
User avatar #88 - theflamingspork (04/17/2015) [-]
i love you
#89 - dvdfaust (04/17/2015) [-]
No problem, assmunch.
#91 - theflamingspork (04/17/2015) [-]
stop you....
#93 - dvdfaust (04/17/2015) [-]
ok boss ):
#40 - but i am still unhealthy because literal fat is inside me and … 04/14/2015 on Muh Genes 0
#39 - yes i do agree with you and the reason i think that i might be… 04/14/2015 on Muh Genes 0
#35 - as a person that has always been large, i can agree with that …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Muh Genes -3
#36 - sunnyspade (04/13/2015) [-]
See that's the thing though... you are only 16. You still have those hormones that just simply make your body better as you reach your peak time (which is usually around 25) . I mean I guess I'm happy for you that you have accepted yourself and are happy but the problems from being overweight most likely haven't hit you yet because you are so young. Also, it does sometimes depend on how good your metabolism and your genetics etc. Point is fat = unhealthy because simply put you could always be better.
User avatar #40 - theflamingspork (04/14/2015) [-]
but i am still unhealthy because literal fat is inside me and its not healthy at all
User avatar #39 - theflamingspork (04/14/2015) [-]
yes i do agree with you and the reason i think that i might be this way is because for about a year and a half i went to the gym and gain a lot of muscle and i had a summer lumber job, so i think exercise built a better metabolism for me.
#70 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Queen of the Pirates +13
#77 - zephi (04/13/2015) [-]
#118 - sirdoofus (04/13/2015) [-]
#120 - do me well m8 02/26/2015 on The beauty of FunnyJunk 0
#154 - well you did well man, good on you 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#146 - this is more funny than something negative  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #148 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
yea, i try to have insults you can laugh at more than standard "hurr kill urself kid"
#154 - theflamingspork (02/26/2015) [-]
well you did well man, good on you
#142 - how about this one, its more recent  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #144 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
now take off the sissy make up
User avatar #146 - theflamingspork (02/26/2015) [-]
this is more funny than something negative
User avatar #148 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
yea, i try to have insults you can laugh at more than standard "hurr kill urself kid"
#154 - theflamingspork (02/26/2015) [-]
well you did well man, good on you
#128 - lay it on me  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
User avatar #132 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
you look like you bathe in a McDonalds fryer
wash your fucking face
#142 - theflamingspork (02/26/2015) [-]
how about this one, its more recent
User avatar #144 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
now take off the sissy make up
User avatar #146 - theflamingspork (02/26/2015) [-]
this is more funny than something negative
User avatar #148 - Virt (02/26/2015) [-]
yea, i try to have insults you can laugh at more than standard "hurr kill urself kid"
#154 - theflamingspork (02/26/2015) [-]
well you did well man, good on you
#396 - thanks m8 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#327 - oh btw admin, i've always had this question to ask, how do you… 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#307 - Thanks everyone 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#301 - currently i dont have my phone right now, but thnks admin 02/26/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0

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User avatar #106 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
**theflamingspork used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**theflamingspork rolls 57**
User avatar #105 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll number 2*
User avatar #104 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll number*
User avatar #103 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll dubs*
User avatar #102 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll dubs
User avatar #101 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 2*
User avatar #57 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #92 to #91 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah ok, only asked because when people draw **** half of me wants to look at for the art side and the other side for the ****
#93 to #92 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
You definition of masturbatory material and your definition of masturbatory material are two completely different definitions

**** for me is my waifu just showing off all her money and not caring about anyone else but herself.

This is her wiping out a redwood forest to make room for another freeway...because she drives Gas Guzzlers and needs more room
User avatar #95 to #93 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
is that a bad thing?
User avatar #94 to #93 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
yeh i did see that one
#96 to #94 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
This is a commission that backfired. Was looking forward to this one

...4 months ago... **** that loser who took way too much time trying to draw this.
User avatar #97 to #96 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
yeah that doesnt look too good
User avatar #98 to #97 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
4 ******* months and this is the best he could do

angers me. Fired him immediently.
User avatar #99 to #98 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
did he say he tried though?
User avatar #100 to #99 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Yep

Didn't try to MY expectations tho.
#75 to #58 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
So since I live in a triple padded shelted box of a world where I throw a tantrum if I don't get my way

I created my own little universe out of alcoholic depression and absolute pettiness

Because Tumblr likes making me an even bigger loser
User avatar #76 to #75 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well its not always easy
#77 to #76 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #78 to #77 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well you dont seem happy with what you get in life so you make your own, doing it how you want it, you getting your way...its a pretty common thing among people, i do it as well. but talking about all this and i dont have a name for you yet. what is it?
#79 to #78 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
My FJ name or real name?
User avatar #80 to #79 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
real...
User avatar #81 to #80 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Damien

Damien Mumkhar
User avatar #82 to #81 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well damien, im nathan, good to meet you
User avatar #83 to #82 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Sup Damien

Wanna draw me pictures?
User avatar #84 to #83 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah sry man its been age since ive drawn and i can really only go off of what im looking at, theres way better people out there than i am...
User avatar #85 to #84 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
It's OK..
User avatar #86 to #85 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
what kind of pics anyway?
#87 to #86 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
More of my waifu being an evil materiaistic bitch with way too much money

Hilariously over the top **** like her masturbating furiously on top of a hot pink Private Jet. One of thousands that she owns.

User avatar #88 to #87 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
lol i dont think i could ever draw something like that, but props to whoever can. but i do like what you showed me, mind dropping a folder dump on whatever you have left, **** even?
User avatar #90 to #89 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
looked pretty neat but no **** ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
That's a bomb ass dragon sketch
User avatar #60 to #59 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
oh thanks, you draw?
#61 to #60 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
I ******* wish. I do however commission A LOT

Like...A lot a lot more than what should be healthy
User avatar #62 to #61 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
sorry i dont know what commission is. explain
#63 to #62 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Lets say you lack the skills to draw. Its a sucky world you live in but not to worry commissions are your alternative

commissions are where with a tiny bit of money you can PAY someone to draw for you.
User avatar #64 to #63 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah i see, and these images are of your own ideas?
#65 to #64 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
<-- This one right here was finished today

Since I commission a lot and from multiple different artists I have a lot of goals and projects that need to get done

I have one guy who does plot important commissions

and the rest just draw porn.
User avatar #66 to #65 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
from what you've shown me so far i can somewhat get an idea of the plot and it seems pretty interesting!

and basically there's the work side and the fun side of all this too
#67 to #66 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Bruh

The plot is called Why is worst Avatar allowed to be happy.
User avatar #68 to #67 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
huh, its been a long while since ive watched any avatar so im kinda clueless one all of the charaters
#69 to #68 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
M8...I love you. I don't mean this in a homo way

I mean I wish I had your blissful ignorance because the bitch in the chair needs to die

A thousand times. Then a thousand times more. Every day until this pail next to me is filled with the collective tears of Tumblr
User avatar #70 to #69 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well i do know about tlok and that the person in the chair is korra, but i dont know what has happened in the show that makes you want korra to be dead
#71 to #70 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Tumblr

Just Tumblr

For **** sakes Tumblr stop ******* existing anyday now. How does one website have so much influence on anything that gets marketed to children

My waifu Asami is ruined. I feel like a ******* battered spouse crying and drinking at the same time.
User avatar #72 to #71 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
whats Tumblr doing this time?
#73 to #72 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Turning my Strong, Proud, 110% Hetero Virgin waifu into a ******* Dyke

With KORRA

NO! **** off Tumblr!
User avatar #74 to #73 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
i see, well thats pretty much tumblr for you, ruining somebodys day
User avatar #50 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Damn son, way to woo the ladies
User avatar #54 to #50 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
i wish i could have made a post about this
User avatar #52 to #50 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
lol i just showed a pic lol
User avatar #53 to #52 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Well it worked my good man!
User avatar #55 to #53 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
lol yeh
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Well done my boy
User avatar #49 - braskasfinalaeon (07/06/2014) [-]
***** did you just get a girlfriend?
User avatar #51 to #49 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
i think i might have lol
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#39 - theflamingspork (07/07/2013) [-]
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"roll image"
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