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theflamingspork

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/03/2012
Last Login:7/22/2015
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Comment Ranking:#14352
Highest Content Rank:#1077
Highest Comment Rank:#9480
Content Thumbs: 3876 total,  4448 ,  572
Comment Thumbs: 445 total,  603 ,  158
Content Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
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Times Content Favorited:168 times
Total Comments Made:501
FJ Points:3625

latest user's comments

#67 - Awww Yeah! I got first place! (Be Advised) 05/12/2015 on Agar.io 0
#52 - How do you put art on your cell?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Agar.io 0
User avatar #54 - hirasawayui (05/11/2015) [-]
certain words like isis, hiter, and stalin give you a skin
#436 - yes pls 05/10/2015 on Draw with Funny Junk 0
#152 - … 05/09/2015 on Dubstep 0
#150 - Comment deleted 05/09/2015 on Dubstep 0
#18 - you referring to the last ep of season 2? 05/08/2015 on Let's start the bidding +3
#50 - well i can see why an animated gif of a girl shaking the ass c… 05/07/2015 on we got them all 0
#47 - When and why did these become a thing?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2015 on we got them all +9
#48 - anon (05/07/2015) [-]
Minus8 made em. And who knows why they became popular. All I know is that it's great.
User avatar #50 - theflamingspork (05/07/2015) [-]
well i can see why an animated gif of a girl shaking the ass can be popular on FJ.
#15 - cute 05/04/2015 on lion adventure +1
#70 - Picture 05/04/2015 on Space Jam +3
#69 - something cataclysmic is about to happen then...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Eyes +12
#157 - holeymoley (05/04/2015) [-]
fixed for you
#78 - brutalgod (05/04/2015) [-]
something like this?
#152 - michaelrock (05/04/2015) [-]
nuice
#246 - nice, you ruined it 05/03/2015 on Delusional Artists Comp 0
#146 - hey fellow artist  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Delusional Artists Comp +1
User avatar #216 - discobleach (05/03/2015) [-]
it looks like he has a popsicle stick in his mouth
User avatar #246 - theflamingspork (05/03/2015) [-]
nice, you ruined it
#140 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Yeah, that must be it. +3
#154 - tossed (05/02/2015) [-]
when she licked it
#2143 - wut? 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#2054 - Ey you guys, Nathan, 17, im into vidya and computers and im an…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2628 - goodatlosing (04/21/2015) [-]
Come to Evolution gaming in Lansing Michigan, at 5:30 on friday for an ASS BEATING.
#2142 - rajotazo (04/21/2015) [-]
kek

get moar randi pls
User avatar #2143 - theflamingspork (04/21/2015) [-]
wut?
#45 - so whats up with these sudden post of SU? is it a good show or…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on LEGO GARNET +5
#71 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]
YES
#151 - sry  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on What do you currently look... +5
User avatar #3065 - aurareads (04/20/2015) [-]
That hair though. nice.
#2554 - lindirufus (04/20/2015) [-]
You look like a sassy clothes designer.
#622 - thanks man 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
#619 - cool  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #631 - yourbutthurt (04/19/2015) [-]
Also, you're handsome. So don't worry so much
#613 - Hernando, you?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #616 - yourbutthurt (04/18/2015) [-]
Osceola.
User avatar #619 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
cool
User avatar #631 - yourbutthurt (04/19/2015) [-]
Also, you're handsome. So don't worry so much
#612 - nah common sure you are 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
#602 - America...  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #609 - yourbutthurt (04/18/2015) [-]
What COUNTY. not country hahaha
User avatar #613 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
Hernando, you?
User avatar #616 - yourbutthurt (04/18/2015) [-]
Osceola.
User avatar #619 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
cool
User avatar #631 - yourbutthurt (04/19/2015) [-]
Also, you're handsome. So don't worry so much
#595 - lol, thanks man, im sure you're a handsome bastard too.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #608 - Virt (04/18/2015) [-]
sure lets go with that :p
User avatar #612 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
nah common sure you are
#587 - nah, American, FL  [+] (11 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #600 - yourbutthurt (04/18/2015) [-]
What county?
User avatar #602 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
America...
User avatar #609 - yourbutthurt (04/18/2015) [-]
What COUNTY. not country hahaha
User avatar #613 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
Hernando, you?
User avatar #616 - yourbutthurt (04/18/2015) [-]
Osceola.
User avatar #619 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
cool
User avatar #631 - yourbutthurt (04/19/2015) [-]
Also, you're handsome. So don't worry so much
User avatar #591 - Virt (04/18/2015) [-]
ah idk why i thought u were english
maybe im just really sleepy lol

but yea dude youre good lookin, just be more confident
User avatar #595 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
lol, thanks man, im sure you're a handsome bastard too.
User avatar #608 - Virt (04/18/2015) [-]
sure lets go with that :p
User avatar #612 - theflamingspork (04/18/2015) [-]
nah common sure you are

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User avatar #106 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
**theflamingspork used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**theflamingspork rolls 57**
User avatar #105 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll number 2*
User avatar #104 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll number*
User avatar #103 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll dubs*
User avatar #102 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll dubs
User avatar #101 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 2*
User avatar #57 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #92 to #91 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah ok, only asked because when people draw **** half of me wants to look at for the art side and the other side for the ****
#93 to #92 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
You definition of masturbatory material and your definition of masturbatory material are two completely different definitions

**** for me is my waifu just showing off all her money and not caring about anyone else but herself.

This is her wiping out a redwood forest to make room for another freeway...because she drives Gas Guzzlers and needs more room
User avatar #95 to #93 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
is that a bad thing?
User avatar #94 to #93 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
yeh i did see that one
#96 to #94 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
This is a commission that backfired. Was looking forward to this one

...4 months ago... **** that loser who took way too much time trying to draw this.
User avatar #97 to #96 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
yeah that doesnt look too good
User avatar #98 to #97 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
4 ******* months and this is the best he could do

angers me. Fired him immediently.
User avatar #99 to #98 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
did he say he tried though?
User avatar #100 to #99 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Yep

Didn't try to MY expectations tho.
#75 to #58 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
So since I live in a triple padded shelted box of a world where I throw a tantrum if I don't get my way

I created my own little universe out of alcoholic depression and absolute pettiness

Because Tumblr likes making me an even bigger loser
User avatar #76 to #75 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well its not always easy
#77 to #76 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #78 to #77 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well you dont seem happy with what you get in life so you make your own, doing it how you want it, you getting your way...its a pretty common thing among people, i do it as well. but talking about all this and i dont have a name for you yet. what is it?
#79 to #78 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
My FJ name or real name?
User avatar #80 to #79 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
real...
User avatar #81 to #80 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Damien

Damien Mumkhar
User avatar #82 to #81 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well damien, im nathan, good to meet you
User avatar #83 to #82 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Sup Damien

Wanna draw me pictures?
User avatar #84 to #83 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah sry man its been age since ive drawn and i can really only go off of what im looking at, theres way better people out there than i am...
User avatar #85 to #84 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
It's OK..
User avatar #86 to #85 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
what kind of pics anyway?
#87 to #86 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
More of my waifu being an evil materiaistic bitch with way too much money

Hilariously over the top **** like her masturbating furiously on top of a hot pink Private Jet. One of thousands that she owns.

User avatar #88 to #87 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
lol i dont think i could ever draw something like that, but props to whoever can. but i do like what you showed me, mind dropping a folder dump on whatever you have left, **** even?
User avatar #90 to #89 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
looked pretty neat but no **** ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
That's a bomb ass dragon sketch
User avatar #60 to #59 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
oh thanks, you draw?
#61 to #60 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
I ******* wish. I do however commission A LOT

Like...A lot a lot more than what should be healthy
User avatar #62 to #61 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
sorry i dont know what commission is. explain
#63 to #62 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Lets say you lack the skills to draw. Its a sucky world you live in but not to worry commissions are your alternative

commissions are where with a tiny bit of money you can PAY someone to draw for you.
User avatar #64 to #63 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah i see, and these images are of your own ideas?
#65 to #64 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
<-- This one right here was finished today

Since I commission a lot and from multiple different artists I have a lot of goals and projects that need to get done

I have one guy who does plot important commissions

and the rest just draw porn.
User avatar #66 to #65 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
from what you've shown me so far i can somewhat get an idea of the plot and it seems pretty interesting!

and basically there's the work side and the fun side of all this too
#67 to #66 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Bruh

The plot is called Why is worst Avatar allowed to be happy.
User avatar #68 to #67 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
huh, its been a long while since ive watched any avatar so im kinda clueless one all of the charaters
#69 to #68 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
M8...I love you. I don't mean this in a homo way

I mean I wish I had your blissful ignorance because the bitch in the chair needs to die

A thousand times. Then a thousand times more. Every day until this pail next to me is filled with the collective tears of Tumblr
User avatar #70 to #69 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well i do know about tlok and that the person in the chair is korra, but i dont know what has happened in the show that makes you want korra to be dead
#71 to #70 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Tumblr

Just Tumblr

For **** sakes Tumblr stop ******* existing anyday now. How does one website have so much influence on anything that gets marketed to children

My waifu Asami is ruined. I feel like a ******* battered spouse crying and drinking at the same time.
User avatar #72 to #71 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
whats Tumblr doing this time?
#73 to #72 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Turning my Strong, Proud, 110% Hetero Virgin waifu into a ******* Dyke

With KORRA

NO! **** off Tumblr!
User avatar #74 to #73 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
i see, well thats pretty much tumblr for you, ruining somebodys day
User avatar #50 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Damn son, way to woo the ladies
User avatar #54 to #50 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
i wish i could have made a post about this
User avatar #52 to #50 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
lol i just showed a pic lol
User avatar #53 to #52 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Well it worked my good man!
User avatar #55 to #53 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
lol yeh
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Well done my boy
User avatar #49 - braskasfinalaeon (07/06/2014) [-]
***** did you just get a girlfriend?
User avatar #51 to #49 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
i think i might have lol
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"roll image"
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