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#107 - theflamingspork (02/19/2015) [-]
#106 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
**theflamingspork used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**theflamingspork rolls 57**
#105 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll number 2*
#104 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll number*
#103 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll dubs*
#102 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll dubs
#101 - theflamingspork (02/18/2015) [-]
*roll 2*
#57 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Hello
#58 to #57 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
yes?
#91 to #58 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Did you not see this?

i.imgur.com/8Lv2CBq.jpg

and this i.imgur.com/Jladx66.jpg
#92 to #91 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah ok, only asked because when people draw **** half of me wants to look at for the art side and the other side for the ****
#93 to #92 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
You definition of masturbatory material and your definition of masturbatory material are two completely different definitions

**** for me is my waifu just showing off all her money and not caring about anyone else but herself.

This is her wiping out a redwood forest to make room for another freeway...because she drives Gas Guzzlers and needs more room
#95 to #93 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
is that a bad thing?
#94 to #93 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
yeh i did see that one
#96 to #94 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
This is a commission that backfired. Was looking forward to this one

...4 months ago...**** that loser who took way too much time trying to draw this.
#97 to #96 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
yeah that doesnt look too good
#98 to #97 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
4 ******* months and this is the best he could do

angers me. Fired him immediently.
#99 to #98 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
did he say he tried though?
#100 to #99 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Yep

Didn't try to MY expectations tho.
#75 to #58 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
So since I live in a triple padded shelted box of a world where I throw a tantrum if I don't get my way

I created my own little universe out of alcoholic depression and absolute pettiness

Because Tumblr likes making me an even bigger loser
#76 to #75 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well its not always easy
#77 to #76 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
What do you mean?
#78 to #77 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well you dont seem happy with what you get in life so you make your own, doing it how you want it, you getting your way...its a pretty common thing among people, i do it as well. but talking about all this and i dont have a name for you yet. what is it?
#79 to #78 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
My FJ name or real name?
#80 to #79 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
real...
#81 to #80 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Damien

Damien Mumkhar
#82 to #81 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well damien, im nathan, good to meet you
#83 to #82 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Sup Damien

Wanna draw me pictures?
#84 to #83 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah sry man its been age since ive drawn and i can really only go off of what im looking at, theres way better people out there than i am...
#85 to #84 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
It's OK..
#86 to #85 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
what kind of pics anyway?
#87 to #86 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
More of my waifu being an evil materiaistic bitch with way too much money

Hilariously over the top **** like her masturbating furiously on top of a hot pink Private Jet. One of thousands that she owns.

#88 to #87 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
lol i dont think i could ever draw something like that, but props to whoever can. but i do like what you showed me, mind dropping a folder dump on whatever you have left, **** even?
#90 to #89 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
looked pretty neat but no ****?
#59 to #58 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
That's a bomb ass dragon sketch
#60 to #59 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
oh thanks, you draw?
#61 to #60 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
I ******* wish. I do however commission A LOT

Like...A lot a lot more than what should be healthy
#62 to #61 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
sorry i dont know what commission is. explain
#63 to #62 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Lets say you lack the skills to draw. Its a sucky world you live in but not to worry commissions are your alternative

commissions are where with a tiny bit of money you can PAY someone to draw for you.
#64 to #63 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
ah i see, and these images are of your own ideas?
#65 to #64 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
<-- This one right here was finished today

Since I commission a lot and from multiple different artists I have a lot of goals and projects that need to get done

I have one guy who does plot important commissions

and the rest just draw porn.
#66 to #65 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
from what you've shown me so far i can somewhat get an idea of the plot and it seems pretty interesting!

and basically there's the work side and the fun side of all this too
#67 to #66 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Bruh

The plot is called Why is worst Avatar allowed to be happy.
#68 to #67 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
huh, its been a long while since ive watched any avatar so im kinda clueless one all of the charaters
#69 to #68 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
M8...I love you. I don't mean this in a homo way

I mean I wish I had your blissful ignorance because the bitch in the chair needs to die

A thousand times. Then a thousand times more. Every day until this pail next to me is filled with the collective tears of Tumblr
#70 to #69 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
well i do know about tlok and that the person in the chair is korra, but i dont know what has happened in the show that makes you want korra to be dead
#71 to #70 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Tumblr

Just Tumblr

For **** sakes Tumblr stop ******* existing anyday now. How does one website have so much influence on anything that gets marketed to children

My waifu Asami is ruined. I feel like a ******* battered spouse crying and drinking at the same time.
#72 to #71 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
whats Tumblr doing this time?
#73 to #72 - murrlogic (02/15/2015) [-]
Turning my Strong, Proud, 110% Hetero Virgin waifu into a ******* Dyke

With KORRA

NO! **** off Tumblr!
#74 to #73 - theflamingspork (02/15/2015) [-]
i see, well thats pretty much tumblr for you, ruining somebodys day
#50 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Damn son, way to woo the ladies
#54 to #50 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
i wish i could have made a post about this
#52 to #50 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
lol i just showed a pic lol
#53 to #52 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Well it worked my good man!
#55 to #53 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
lol yeh
#56 to #55 - xxkillionarexx (07/06/2014) [-]
Well done my boy
#49 - braskasfinalaeon (07/06/2014) [-]
***** did you just get a girlfriend?
#51 to #49 - theflamingspork (07/06/2014) [-]
i think i might have lol