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Date Signed Up:6/04/2013
Last Login:9/27/2016
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#50 - My house was raided last week. My saw me with a spoon and the …  [+] (1 reply) 09/25/2016 on powerful +4
#72 - travisjblues (09/25/2016) [-]
That was worth reading through.
#48 - But why would you be walking around with a single butter knife…  [+] (3 replies) 09/25/2016 on powerful +7
#49 - chalklatsaltyballz (09/25/2016) [-]
I wouldn't be, I'd keep it in my kitchen drawer for buttering things. But then Scotland Yard would seize it
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#50 - thefictionalboard (09/25/2016) [-]
My house was raided last week. My saw me with a spoon and the old bill weren't too jolly about that, I'll say.

Of course it was nothing that me and the lads couldn't sort over a cheeky nandos.
#72 - travisjblues (09/25/2016) [-]
That was worth reading through.
#46 - Yeah. Maybe it is ******... but i never found myself disadvant…  [+] (3 replies) 09/25/2016 on powerful +7
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#286 - jerkindougnuts (09/25/2016) [-]
I personally love the trial by cake.
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#66 - theurizen (09/25/2016) [-]
How does it feel, being the only one in a conversation who knows there's banter afoot?
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#138 - thefictionalboard (09/25/2016) [-]
It's a good feel tbh my friend.
#34 - I live in England. I live a happy life, Don't feel like a slav…  [+] (15 replies) 09/25/2016 on powerful -5
#195 - anon (09/25/2016) [-]
Have fun if they ever turn bad on you. Hope your lucky and don't have to be in that edventuality.
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#235 - rockerforlife (09/25/2016) [-]
>if they ever
slippery slope fallacy
#275 - anon (09/25/2016) [-]
That's called planning, or looking ahead.
#86 - cockineveryorifice (09/25/2016) [-]
Me too. I'm glad deadly weapons like assault bicycle wheels are banned by our loving government.
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#183 - supermandan (09/25/2016) [-]
Man, assault-screwdrivers are the worst!
#47 - chalklatsaltyballz (09/25/2016) [-]
Your cops think a butter knife is a weapon, get the fuck outta here
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#48 - thefictionalboard (09/25/2016) [-]
But why would you be walking around with a single butter knife? They're always sold in packs.
Quite frankly, I'd rather all butter knife carriers be burnt at the stake.
#49 - chalklatsaltyballz (09/25/2016) [-]
I wouldn't be, I'd keep it in my kitchen drawer for buttering things. But then Scotland Yard would seize it
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#50 - thefictionalboard (09/25/2016) [-]
My house was raided last week. My saw me with a spoon and the old bill weren't too jolly about that, I'll say.

Of course it was nothing that me and the lads couldn't sort over a cheeky nandos.
#72 - travisjblues (09/25/2016) [-]
That was worth reading through.
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#45 - jerkindougnuts (09/25/2016) [-]
You have to admit some shit is fucked. You can have consensual sex get married and join the army before you can legally buy a pair of scissors. Thats fucked mate. Cant have scissors but come join the millitary and learn how to use guns.
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#46 - thefictionalboard (09/25/2016) [-]
Yeah. Maybe it is fucked... but i never found myself disadvantaged because of it. It never really bothered me.

Fucked up? yeah. Probably is. Problematic? Maybe for a few people who urgently need to neatly cut paper... but overall it's a first world problem, and at that it's one that hasn't really caused me any grief. At least we ain't got 16 year old hoodlem's running around stabbing people with scissors they've bought.

The town I live in requires the pubs to feed any horses that are used to visit such establishments - it dates from stagecoach days. It's ancient law that's just never been updated, the same is to be said about the army thing. I believe I'm right in saying that the age was lowered for the first war and wasn't changed since.
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#286 - jerkindougnuts (09/25/2016) [-]
I personally love the trial by cake.
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#66 - theurizen (09/25/2016) [-]
How does it feel, being the only one in a conversation who knows there's banter afoot?
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#138 - thefictionalboard (09/25/2016) [-]
It's a good feel tbh my friend.
#4 - I don't get why people are nasty to police. They're people…  [+] (2 replies) 09/24/2016 on POLICE BRUTALITY +44
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#14 - WutsAtroll (09/25/2016) [-]
unintentionally he made those cops look like saints to the whole world so in a way he did them a service
#6 - lgninjaleetful (09/24/2016) [-]
the people that act like the guy in this video don't have the thought capacity to think that far
#37 - Do Yorkshire accents sound more cockney? As an Englis…  [+] (2 replies) 09/23/2016 on How Tracer sounds to... +5
#87 - effthree (09/24/2016) [-]
Does, Does that mean... yes?
As not an English person it would seem I lack the required foreknowledge to see the apparently obvious answer.
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#88 - thefictionalboard (09/24/2016) [-]
Cockney's are people who are born in a very localised area (Within audible reach of the chiming of the bow bells - the bells in mary-le-bow church)

Yorkshire is a completely and utterly different accent - some would even describe some aspects of it as being it's own language. They're absolutely nothing alike.
#27 - Your drawback was being born.  [+] (4 replies) 09/08/2016 on Just your average household... +28
#28 - zomaru (09/08/2016) [-]
At least my parents planned to have me
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#29 - iamthou (09/08/2016) [-]
That just makes it all the more disappointing
#75 - anon (09/09/2016) [-]
no chill
#35 - fireeaters (09/08/2016) [-]
Wow. Destroyed.