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thefactsmachine

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/28/2011
Location:Nevada
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Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
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All OC all the time. Probably shouldn't be proud, but eh.

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#59 - Bad news, she probably a mormon. long hair on women is kind of…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2016 on majestic 0
#68 - Desdenne (04/10/2016) [-]
no its not , wtf
#69 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
not literally, they're implying it's a common trait of mormon women
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#66 - orobas (04/10/2016) [-]
She also has a tattoo on her shoulder.

Mormons don't have tattoos.
#63 - anon (04/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Yeah, coz long hair on a woman is such a fucking rarity.

#66 - What's the name of the song? I know it's mike love but I can't…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2015 on Behind the scenes: webm... 0
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#73 - soopfox (10/28/2015) [-]
permanent holiday. the webm has like 2-3 minutes cut away in the beginning
#27 - Shut up faggot  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2015 on Just Gamer Things.. +7
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#60 - coolioshades (10/28/2015) [-]
GOOD ONE.
How long has that been sitting in the holster?
Comedic genius.
#61 - itzlammy (10/28/2015) [-]
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#57 - I did meth, a number of times actually. Was fun 9/10 would do … 06/03/2015 on DARE +1
#37 - And if it was grounds for a lawsuit then it still doesn't matt…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on I hate it when companies... 0
#43 - anon (06/01/2015) [-]
I did actually get fired once because my car was too dirty, i worked at an engineering firm and i had a jeep that was always muddy. My boss repeatedly asked me to clean it because it reflected our companies image...like i guess but seriously. Anyways fired me after i refused to do so for like a month.
#36 - This most likely happened in America. Why would your laws appl…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2015 on I hate it when companies... 0
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#38 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2015) [-]
indeed it doesn't, the USA is member of the ILO and I'm not directly trying to apply a foreign law to the US. Also you'd be surprised at how a lawsuit can be sought after, the rewards can be substantial.

By the way, I hope you understand I'm not saying "Hey US! According to my law..."
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#37 - thefactsmachine (06/01/2015) [-]
And if it was grounds for a lawsuit then it still doesn't matter they'll be too busy trying to find a way to support themselves to bother with a lawsuit.
#43 - anon (06/01/2015) [-]
I did actually get fired once because my car was too dirty, i worked at an engineering firm and i had a jeep that was always muddy. My boss repeatedly asked me to clean it because it reflected our companies image...like i guess but seriously. Anyways fired me after i refused to do so for like a month.
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#9 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
BLAME ANON FOR ALL MISTAKES.

-A sexy ****** in Texas.
#10 to #9 - thefactsmachine (08/11/2011) [-]
What's up sexy ******. MAKE AN ACCOUNT!
#11 to #10 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
Lolno. UMADBRO?
#12 to #11 - thefactsmachine (08/11/2011) [-]
I'M BRINGING THE SHOVEL. **** YOU HANNAH
#13 to #12 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
I am that shovel. How do you know this is Hannah? This is just an anon.
#14 to #13 - thefactsmachine (08/11/2011) [-]
Because I told that exact thing to Hannah... HANNAH
#15 to #14 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
I am a shovel. Not Hannah.
#5 - anon (08/10/2011) [-]
get big suhnn :'D
#6 to #5 - thefactsmachine (08/10/2011) [-]
Aww whatup suhn! Look how many more thumbs i got since yesterday, ahahaha
#7 to #6 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
i know man, its awesome. you got funny junk in check suhn. xD its funny how you knew it was me just because i said suhn xD
#8 to #7 - thefactsmachine (08/11/2011) [-]
You're the only person i know that says "ssuuuuhhhhhhnn" ahahaha
#3 - ivoryhammer (08/10/2011) [-]
Check the kid's family, his "wife" is also listed as his cousin...
#4 to #3 - thefactsmachine (08/10/2011) [-]
Figures.
#1 - anon (08/10/2011) [-]
man that phresh fat dude is ******* hilarious
#2 to #1 - thefactsmachine (08/10/2011) [-]
Much apreeshed man