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thefactsmachine

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#57 - I did meth, a number of times actually. Was fun 9/10 would do … 06/03/2015 on DARE +1
#37 - And if it was grounds for a lawsuit then it still doesn't matt…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on I hate it when companies... 0
#43 - anon (06/01/2015) [-]
I did actually get fired once because my car was too dirty, i worked at an engineering firm and i had a jeep that was always muddy. My boss repeatedly asked me to clean it because it reflected our companies image...like i guess but seriously. Anyways fired me after i refused to do so for like a month.
#36 - This most likely happened in America. Why would your laws appl…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2015 on I hate it when companies... 0
User avatar #38 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2015) [-]
indeed it doesn't, the USA is member of the ILO and I'm not directly trying to apply a foreign law to the US. Also you'd be surprised at how a lawsuit can be sought after, the rewards can be substantial.

By the way, I hope you understand I'm not saying "Hey US! According to my law..."
User avatar #37 - thefactsmachine (06/01/2015) [-]
And if it was grounds for a lawsuit then it still doesn't matter they'll be too busy trying to find a way to support themselves to bother with a lawsuit.
#43 - anon (06/01/2015) [-]
I did actually get fired once because my car was too dirty, i worked at an engineering firm and i had a jeep that was always muddy. My boss repeatedly asked me to clean it because it reflected our companies image...like i guess but seriously. Anyways fired me after i refused to do so for like a month.
#72 - There is nothing I wouldn't do to make "us" work aga… 05/27/2015 on Admin falls in love with a... 0
#41 - Call her dude, at least you'll get a sense of closure knowing …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Admin falls in love with a... +2
User avatar #44 - strallee (05/27/2015) [-]
The worse part is that I can get her back, we share the same friends and my best friend is her friend. He told me so many times she wants to be with me, but this time even better.
Why don't you call your ex, for a drink and talk? Tell her that somehow?
User avatar #72 - thefactsmachine (05/27/2015) [-]
There is nothing I wouldn't do to make "us" work again. I have had several relationships since then. And every time I found myself thinking about her instead. But I fear there is nothing I can do. I'm afraid she's outgrown me. If you say you love her and there is a real chance you'll be together again then do not hesitate. Real love is rare. This may be one of those time you wish you could go back in time and grow some balls and say what you feel. I will call her once I know she is back, I don't have to get her back but I have to try with everything I have. I tortured myself with guilt because I left her when she needed me, even if she won't admit it. Just fucking call her, YOLO. Test the strength of your resolve.
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#9 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
BLAME ANON FOR ALL MISTAKES.

-A sexy ****** in Texas.
User avatar #10 to #9 - thefactsmachine (08/11/2011) [-]
What's up sexy ****** . MAKE AN ACCOUNT!
#11 to #10 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
Lolno. UMADBRO?
User avatar #12 to #11 - thefactsmachine (08/11/2011) [-]
I'M BRINGING THE SHOVEL. **** YOU HANNAH
#13 to #12 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
I am that shovel. How do you know this is Hannah? This is just an anon.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thefactsmachine (08/11/2011) [-]
Because I told that exact thing to Hannah... HANNAH
#15 to #14 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
I am a shovel. Not Hannah.
#5 - anon (08/10/2011) [-]
get big suhnn :'D
User avatar #6 to #5 - thefactsmachine (08/10/2011) [-]
Aww whatup suhn! Look how many more thumbs i got since yesterday, ahahaha
#7 to #6 - anon (08/11/2011) [-]
i know man, its awesome. you got funny junk in check suhn. xD its funny how you knew it was me just because i said suhn xD
User avatar #8 to #7 - thefactsmachine (08/11/2011) [-]
You're the only person i know that says "ssuuuuhhhhhhnn" ahahaha
User avatar #3 - ivoryhammer (08/10/2011) [-]
Check the kid's family, his "wife" is also listed as his cousin...
User avatar #4 to #3 - thefactsmachine (08/10/2011) [-]
Figures.
#1 - anon (08/10/2011) [-]
man that phresh fat dude is ******* hilarious
User avatar #2 to #1 - thefactsmachine (08/10/2011) [-]
Much apreeshed man
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