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|#72 - There is nothing I wouldn't do to make "us" work aga…||05/27/2015 on Admin falls in love with a...||0|
|#41 - Call her dude, at least you'll get a sense of closure knowing … [+] (2 new replies)||05/26/2015 on Admin falls in love with a...||+2|
#72 - thefactsmachine (05/27/2015) [-]
There is nothing I wouldn't do to make "us" work again. I have had several relationships since then. And every time I found myself thinking about her instead. But I fear there is nothing I can do. I'm afraid she's outgrown me. If you say you love her and there is a real chance you'll be together again then do not hesitate. Real love is rare. This may be one of those time you wish you could go back in time and grow some balls and say what you feel. I will call her once I know she is back, I don't have to get her back but I have to try with everything I have. I tortured myself with guilt because I left her when she needed me, even if she won't admit it. Just fucking call her, YOLO. Test the strength of your resolve.
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|#59 - Day 8: Intermediate / Work your way out of friendzone by … [+] (2 new replies)||05/26/2015 on 30-day Calisthenics/Cardio...||+2|
|#137 - Edit: I want to smash the one on the left MORE than the right.||05/22/2015 on The straight talk express||+10|
|#136 - I have nothing against fit chicks. I think most, if not all, a… [+] (42 new replies)||05/22/2015 on The straight talk express||+444|
#523 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
#498 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
i totally agree. them thighs are too much too give up
#461 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah cause you know the right one can kick your ass you fat fuck.
#406 - kitchendweller (05/22/2015) [-]
Not just you. www.psychologytoday.com/articles/201206/eternal-curves
#379 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
ProTip for dating/marriage:
If you start with the girl on the left - 9 times out of ten, after, 5 or 10 years of dating, she'll be a whale. If you're into that, cool, just be aware.
If you start with a girl who has the body on the right - 9 times out of ten, after 5 or 10 years of dating, she'll put on some weight and look like the girl on the left.
Almost everyone gains weight as they age. If you like thick girls and not fat girls - and you want to get married - plan accordingly. Pretty much every curvy girl I knew in high school and college was FAT by 35.
#516 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
and a wizard?
#332 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
girls without any trace of muscles are kinda no matter how much they weigh
as long they are kinda fit they can be kinda chubby too
#261 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
#228 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
Certainly not just you. I mean, from an evolutionary point of view (I think that's a proper use of the term), most men should be attracted to the woman on the left, as a slightly higher amount of body fat (at least compared to the right) generally indicates better fertility and ability to nurse the child after birth, hence her thighs looking damned sexy.
#197 - junkbumpkin (05/22/2015) [-]
This is a genuine question. I get the attraction of a girl with a big ass and large hips. But I don't understand why people find fat ones more attractive it seems. Like, for example, the left pic of her, it's literally just FLAB, which is soft and jiggly and, i don't know, just fat.
There's a girl who I work with who's ass is like twice as large as my torso, and every other girl is like "Damn I wish I had her ass," when it's literally just fat, from everything she eats going to her thighs, which makes her look a bit dis-proportioned.
I personally find the one on the right more attractive because her body isn't going to be as hard as a rock, but her ass and thighs are now big because of muscle, so when i grab either, they're going to be wicked firm, rather than just squish in my hands.
So what is the appeal of girls with "Bubble butts" or "Dam that girl got a FAT ass."?
#468 - relvel (05/22/2015) [-]
It's hard-coded into our brains. Our instincts haven't worn off completely, and they probably never will. Large hipbones mean a wider birth canal, which mean less pain and bleeding when giving birth, which means there is a lower chance of the woman dying after the baby is delivered, which means she can still have children, which means more humans. Large breasts mean large quantitties of milk, so children will have more calcium in their diets, resulting in stronger bones for both the child and their descendants. Our minds seek out large hips because of our base instict to multiply the human population. Our attraction to large breasts is born of our ingrained desire to improve our species. Also, since there were no obese humans in prehistoric times, our brain doesn't know the difference between a fat ass and large hipbones.
#569 - kitchendweller (05/23/2015) [-]
Many argue that breasts size doesnt matter because breasts sexualization is purely cultural and only certain cultures condition males to find them "sexy" through learned sexual scripts and gender expectation but some argue to evolutionary reasoning has enough merit due to proof of elevated estrogen in larger breasted women. Men ARE however undoubtedly attracted to larger hips and thighs due to reasons here www.psychologytoday.com/articles/201206/eternal-curves Evolutionary psychology offers wonderful explanations for why humans like what they like.
#366 - kitchendweller (05/22/2015) [-]
Well psychologically according to many theories in evolutionary psychology a lot of men like girls with bigger thighs/hips/buttocks because it is a sign of fecundity and that any children that will result will be very healthy and intelligent. That also has some merit as far as women with bigger fat stores in those areas (not due to steatopygia and probably due to being genetically inclined to accumulate more fat there as apposed to the torso) have children with healthier brains as much of the omega 3 fats they eat store in those areas and only withdrawal after extreme weight loss or during the last few months of pregnancy (accounting for other healthy eating during pregnancy) and those fats go directly to the fetuses brain development.
Read more about it here, also about mens hip to waist ratio preferences from around the world. www.psychologytoday.com/articles/201206/eternal-curves
#262 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
Sorry, but I think the point we're all trying to make here is that the girl on the left is NOT problematically fat. She has just enough fat in her to look soft, with no significant belly, thus looking hot as hell.
#244 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
Agreed. Just be thankful that you are attracted to superior genetics.
#534 - Absolute Madman (05/22/2015) [-]
Didn't say that homie. He is attracted to superior genetics.
#211 - lronman (05/22/2015) [-]
I don't like that fatass butt like nicki minaj,the large ass preference I think goes to a nice round protruding butt. But I do think that a fit girl's ass is the best ass apart from many girls losing their hips like the girl above. A great example of a near perfect lower body is nicole mejia
#215 - junkbumpkin (05/22/2015) [-]
Alright, that makes sense. But Nicole Meija, yeah, she's got a perfect set of hips, ass and thighs, that's from doing squats and cardio, that's definitely NOT excess fat like the left pic of the girl in the above pic.
On top of that, the girl in the right pic probably has the same size of thighs and everything, just the angle of the camera doesn't show it like it did in the left pic.
|#259 - Jesus Christ I wasn't bragging when I said "genes do"…||05/13/2015 on Few inches of carrot in||0|
|#43 - 9.5 shoe size. 7.7 inches from pubic bone. Shoe size doesnt ma… [+] (18 new replies)||05/12/2015 on Few inches of carrot in||-18|
#141 - Absolute Madman (05/12/2015) [-]
Size 13 shoe, 4.5-5 inches. Fuck that myth about foot size.
#130 - Absolute Madman (05/12/2015) [-]
Ya Guise! I'm 13Inches and NOT Embarrased, IDK why peeple are embarrassed, let me add a heartwarming ending about how eberybody is special, so I dont look too much like an asshole trying to stroke my ego. (Next tiem try 4inches and proud, this is like saying "I make 600,000 a year and am proud, idk why people dont wanna tell their salaries, errrybody has special salaries)
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#258 - Absolute Madman (05/13/2015) [-]
Whatever you say bruv.
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