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#139 - No pun intended. 07/16/2013 on Remember Kids +1
#138 - Maybe Seth McFarlane meant it to be a stab at the entire skit …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Remember Kids 0
User avatar #139 - thefactsmachine (07/16/2013) [-]
No pun intended.
#43 - dude its Fox, they dont give a **** . never have either. 12/28/2012 on I found this hilarious +3
#9 - theyre the cause of a little more than just bad memes. theyre … 04/12/2012 on 3 types of stupid 0
#20 - funnyjunk is becoming a very sad place. this is one of the ver… 04/01/2012 on 40GB of RAM? 0
#124 - they combined both into one to make it very realistic, not ver…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2012 on Old vs New Horror Movies 0
User avatar #125 - demonwolfqueen (02/18/2012) [-]
That was the point of this post. I wish more movies these days had that scary puppetry that I love and miss.
The only people who make them now are independent film makers and most of them are better than anything coming out now. Too bad though...
#122 - i never said it was better, just that it was a damn good movie… 02/18/2012 on Old vs New Horror Movies 0
#116 - hey ******** the thing 2011 was awesome. they wer…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/18/2012 on Old vs New Horror Movies 0
User avatar #117 - demonwolfqueen (02/18/2012) [-]
It will NEVER compare to original nor the 1982 John Carpenter remake.
User avatar #122 - thefactsmachine (02/18/2012) [-]
i never said it was better, just that it was a damn good movie. especially when you compare it to the other shitty movies coming out nowadays.

User avatar #118 - mimisiku (02/18/2012) [-]
I like how it was a prequel, but It was nowhere near as creepy as the '82 version. Just saying.
User avatar #119 - demonwolfqueen (02/18/2012) [-]
The idea was good, but it fails where all the newer movies fail today, the cgi and puppetry was lacking!!
User avatar #124 - thefactsmachine (02/18/2012) [-]
they combined both into one to make it very realistic, not very many people even use puppets at all anymore. movie always have to go for the mass appeal. the typical dumbass that doesnt know much about artistry is always their best customers.

User avatar #125 - demonwolfqueen (02/18/2012) [-]
That was the point of this post. I wish more movies these days had that scary puppetry that I love and miss.
The only people who make them now are independent film makers and most of them are better than anything coming out now. Too bad though...
User avatar #123 - mimisiku (02/18/2012) [-]
They were only a bit awkward lol
#3 - bastian, i hope you burn for this. you know what im talking ab… 02/12/2012 on Badass Child 0
#179 - i saw your ignorant post and logged in just so i can toenail …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2012 on Stop ACTA in EU +4
#191 - anonymous (02/02/2012) [-]
ur kidding right? the internet is obviously the reason why amerifats are fucking stupid as hell. All day in school you wanna know what i hear? I hear gay little Lamar Smithgot minecraft kids giving their mating call "trololo" "trololo" every ten seconds. Every word out of their mouth is some stupid fucking internet meme or trolls. Progressively the younger generations are getting gayer and gayer. so shut the fuck up and stop the bullshit
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#9 - anonymous (08/11/2011) [-]
BLAME ANON FOR ALL MISTAKES.

-A sexy ****** in Texas.
User avatar #10 to #9 - thefactsmachine (08/11/2011) [-]
What's up sexy ****** . MAKE AN ACCOUNT!
#11 to #10 - anonymous (08/11/2011) [-]
Lolno. UMADBRO?
User avatar #12 to #11 - thefactsmachine (08/11/2011) [-]
I'M BRINGING THE SHOVEL. **** YOU HANNAH
#13 to #12 - anonymous (08/11/2011) [-]
I am that shovel. How do you know this is Hannah? This is just an anon.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thefactsmachine (08/11/2011) [-]
Because I told that exact thing to Hannah... HANNAH
#15 to #14 - anonymous (08/11/2011) [-]
I am a shovel. Not Hannah.
#5 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
get big suhnn :'D
User avatar #6 to #5 - thefactsmachine (08/10/2011) [-]
Aww whatup suhn! Look how many more thumbs i got since yesterday, ahahaha
#7 to #6 - anonymous (08/11/2011) [-]
i know man, its awesome. you got funny junk in check suhn. xD its funny how you knew it was me just because i said suhn xD
User avatar #8 to #7 - thefactsmachine (08/11/2011) [-]
You're the only person i know that says "ssuuuuhhhhhhnn" ahahaha
User avatar #3 - ivoryhammer (08/10/2011) [-]
Check the kid's family, his "wife" is also listed as his cousin...
User avatar #4 to #3 - thefactsmachine (08/10/2011) [-]
Figures.
#1 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
man that phresh fat dude is ******* hilarious
User avatar #2 to #1 - thefactsmachine (08/10/2011) [-]
Much apreeshed man
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